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  • pavyracer
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 04-12-07
    • 82739

    #36
    Originally posted by andywend
    SBR, BAN this jerk already!!! How long are you going to sit there and allow him to tarnish the reputation and integrity of your poker site? Instead of placing the blame where it belongs (MikeJamm is a terrible poker player) he is making up blind accusations directly against SBR to hide the fact he is a consistent loser at the poker tables. He is one of the nastiest people at this site and drives others away with his childish behavior. BAN HIM!!!!!
    Andy calm down. Is the SBR poker site reputation very high in the poker circles? Is it the main talk between Phil Ivey and his pals in Vegas? The SBR software is defying the laws of statistics, mathematics and nuclear physics all at the same time!
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    • daneblazer
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 09-14-08
      • 27861

      #37


      Mike puts Lou in the finisher
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      • mikejamm
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 08-24-09
        • 11045

        #38
        Originally posted by Chili_Powder

        Ah Miguel, you really do suck. By the way, I know you're a ghost and I'm pretty certain who's ghost you are (95 % +). Maybe I'll hold a little contest and give away some points to see who can correctly name your other and main poster name. You aren't very fckn creative, that for sure.
        Originally posted by andywend
        Once again, Mikejamm whining and complaining about SBR's poker site because he's too ashamed to admit that he is a TERRIBLE POKER PLAYER. On the rare occasion when he wins, its all due to his skill but when he loses the site is to blame. If he whines this much when he is playing with SBR points, imagine how nasty he gets when he plays for real money and gets hammered? Amazingly, he had the nerve to ask someone to buy him into the 10K Main Event @ WSOP. Not surprisingly, MikeJamm is a liberal democrat as those on the left not only FAIL at everything they set out to do but then they blame OTHERS for their FAILURES. MikeJamm = The ultimate poker donk
        Why don't you two right wing homos go butt fuk each other up the ass! Your big fuk'in worthless ass mouths are only good for shoving my big thick blue vein cok in them. Suck away right wing assholes! So I'm a ghost huh chilishit? Well who's ghost am I, smart fuk? You're about as dumb and fuk'in idiotic as a Mexican who crosses the boarder drinking his own piss because he's too stupid to bring water! Here's a better contest, why don't you see how much c u m both of you idiots can hold in your mouths? I'll supply all the liberal jizz you can hold!

        Long time no see andycunt! You decide to pull your head outta your ass and post something non pro? What's the matter little douchey, cant' come up with the funds to go pro you broke ass piece of shit?You don't even play poker here assbag, so what gives you any kind of clue as the what the fuk is go'in on! You should research what the fuk you're commenting on, before you open your mouth and remove all doubt as to how fuk'in stupid you are. Now, go tune back in to your f a g dreamboat lover rush limbaugh.
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        • mikejamm
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 08-24-09
          • 11045

          #39
          So glad I tossed in the fuk'in towel playing at this rigged fuk'in shit hole. Yep I remember the days when I was a fuk'in non pro newbie and sbr use to let me win. Got sucked right into the fuk'in scam of sbr poker, thought this site might have some fuk'in integrity, no different than any other fuk'in poker scam out there. Even more evident by the the number of non pros who make final tables and win with ridiculous hole cards and one out rivers.
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          • Auto Donk
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 09-03-13
            • 43558

            #40
            Originally posted by mikejamm
            So glad I tossed in the fuk'in towel playing at this rigged fuk'in shit hole. Yep I remember the days when I was a fuk'in non pro newbie and sbr use to let me win. Got sucked right into the fuk'in scam of sbr poker, thought this site might have some fuk'in integrity, no different than any other fuk'in poker scam out there. Even more evident by the the number of non pros who make final tables and win with ridiculous hole cards and one out rivers.
            Well Mike, I have to pretty much agree with your assessment of this poker site after some donk busted me yet again this morning by hitting a two-outter on the river after I 'd set the perfect, well almost perfect, trap for him...... (it was about the tenth bad beat suckout in a row I've taken on sbr since the "new player love" ended)...... Too bad you choose guitars over guns, as if you went the other way, you could go shoot up the place and use the towel you threw in to wipe up the blood!!!! good luck wherever you decide to play next.... I can promise you it won't be any better!!!! love, AD
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            • mikejamm
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 08-24-09
              • 11045

              #41
              Originally posted by Auto Donk
              Well Mike, I have to pretty much agree with your assessment of this poker site after some donk busted me yet again this morning by hitting a two-outter on the river after I 'd set the perfect, well almost perfect, trap for him...... (it was about the tenth bad beat suckout in a row I've taken on sbr since the "new player love" ended)...... Too bad you choose guitars over guns, as if you went the other way, you could go shoot up the place and use the towel you threw in to wipe up the blood!!!! good luck wherever you decide to play next.... I can promise you it won't be any better!!!! love, AD
              Thanks AD, Nope no violence for me bro, I just play the blues and move on, like I am from this shit hole. Too much violence in the world already. I use to like coming here for a decent poker game and now that's an ass fuk'ing I'd rather not be a part of. Good luck as a pro man, now that you've got sucked into this shit hole, you're gonna need it. The next newbie is right around the corner to make you get fuk'ed, so be aware.
              Last edited by mikejamm; 09-16-13, 09:57 PM.
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              • mikejamm
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 08-24-09
                • 11045

                #42
                Fuk'in unreal how fuk'in crappy this fuk'in piece of shit software is! Go invest in a god damn fuk'in poker client that actually reflects how poker is played! Fuk'in shitty cards all fuk'in day! Fuk this place! Never catch a god damn break here! Go fuk yourself and your shitty software sbr!
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                • James2K
                  SBR Rookie
                  • 09-27-13
                  • 12

                  #43
                  bad beats happen all the time, as a matter of fact I went out on a live tournament today when I was short stacked going up against 77s with my AA. The flop came and you guess it, 10Q7 then 44. I got smoked on a 80 percent nut hand. That is poker, I think I am going to limit my action to 2-3 ring events in the WSOP and its qualifies and just stick to Blackjack and craps.

                  i cashed several times in the past but my sports book is doing good. My Poker sucks, a lot more players playing tougher hands and educated players make bad beats more prevalent than ever. I do not think you can blame any one site unless they chip dump against you or collude in some way which I have had happen.
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                  • blankoblanco
                    SBR MVP
                    • 11-18-11
                    • 3494

                    #44
                    Originally posted by mikejamm
                    Fuk'in unreal how fuk'in crappy this fuk'in piece of shit software is! Go invest in a god damn fuk'in poker client that actually reflects how poker is played! Fuk'in shitty cards all fuk'in day! Fuk this place! Never catch a god damn break here! Go fuk yourself and your shitty software sbr!
                    You are one of the whiniest bitches I've ever seen. How are you not embarrassed of all your posts? How do you not read them back and become ashamed of the fact that you are a grown man acting like a 13 year old girl for at least a year or god knows how long? Pretend you have balls between your legs. It is poker for points. Jesus sweet mother of Christ. People go through worse stuff than LOSING SBR POINTS without whining incessantly about it. It is so embarrassing to even read. Shut up, shut up, shut up you pathetic man-child
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                    • knight
                      SBR Rookie
                      • 07-13-13
                      • 43

                      #45
                      Fuk'in this, fuk'in that... how bout you shut the fuk up? If you're out, then be out; no love lost over here.
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                      • Triple_D_Bet
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 12-12-11
                        • 7626

                        #46
                        Originally posted by pavyracer
                        Andy calm down. Is the SBR poker site reputation very high in the poker circles? Is it the main talk between Phil Ivey and his pals in Vegas? The SBR software is defying the laws of statistics, mathematics and nuclear physics all at the same time!
                        Says the "engineer" who, when asked to prove his claims, trots out his anecdotal "evidence" and goes curiously silent when the actual laws of statistics and mathmatics are explained to him And if you've ever done the math for nuclear physics, it would be even more astounding that you don't understand uncertainty principles such as the ones that apply here.

                        Mike and I disagree on this, but at least the way he phrases his protests are entertaining (to me anyways )...pavy just has all the ignorance and none of the moxy, not an endearing combination
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                        • Weems2k
                          SBR Wise Guy
                          • 11-11-11
                          • 558

                          #47
                          Perhaps instead of O-Bummer Care, we should get Obama Poker Insurance.
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                          • mikejamm
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 08-24-09
                            • 11045

                            #48
                            Originally posted by blankoblanco

                            You are one of the whiniest bitches I've ever seen. How are you not embarrassed of all your posts? How do you not read them back and become ashamed of the fact that you are a grown man acting like a 13 year old girl for at least a year or god knows how long? Pretend you have balls between your legs. It is poker for points. Jesus sweet mother of Christ. People go through worse stuff than LOSING SBR POINTS without whining incessantly about it. It is so embarrassing to even read. Shut up, shut up, shut up you pathetic man-child
                            Originally posted by knight
                            Fuk'in this, fuk'in that... how bout you shut the fuk up? If you're out, then be out; no love lost over here.
                            Hey blanko, go stick the dick back in your mouth and keep suck'in! Awe, little baby is embarrassed to read my posts? Just because you have a sbr dick shoved up your ass only means you're a fudge pack'in shit lover, you little fuk tard! Just proves my point, you fuk'in pussys are sucked into this stupid fuk'in rigged scam and are too fuk'in stupid to realize it!
                            Both of you fuk'in homos can go fuk yourselves! Especially you, fuk'in non pro newbie with your 11 posts! Shut the fuk up! It's my thread, the poker here is fuk'in bullshit unless you're a fuk'in dipshit non pro! Have fun being sucked into the pig shit sinkhole that is sbr poker!
                            Last edited by mikejamm; 10-03-13, 07:12 AM.
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                            • daneblazer
                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                              • 09-14-08
                              • 27861

                              #49
                              We need to have a "Bad Beat MikeJamm" promotion. Anyone who gets the chips in w/ MikeJamm ahead and sucks out wins 500 points. Either SBR will go broke or they'll have to start giving Mike a break.
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                              • theballsflop
                                SBR MVP
                                • 06-22-13
                                • 1483

                                #50
                                Mike's the Hellmuth of SBR Poker
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