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  • BennyBigNuts
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 04-16-12
    • 8700

    #106
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    • BennyBigNuts
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 04-16-12
      • 8700

      #107
      Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj
      Have you lived your whole life in this delusional mindset that "I'll just say it" and it'll magically make it true?

      Or is it a recent development? If so.... have you had a recent CAT scan? (I'd recommend one)

      Serious question: Do you live next to carseller's double wide?
      Your "reads" are just PHENOMENAL, konck... no really ... they really really are...... no seriously, I'm laughing WITH you not at you.



      Hmmm... maybe we go go thru this and see:

      5years ago your position was: "Lead Mop Boy at GloryHole Porn Shack"

      Ah... no thanks... you can have that one. (strike 1)

      3years ago your position was: "Assistant to Walmart Greeter"

      Ah... better than Mop Boy but, no thanks... you can have that too. (strike 2)

      1year ago your position was: Well, I have conflicting info but Mayan insists it was... "Power Bottom"

      Ah... I have no fukkin clue what that is but, no thanks... you can have that also (strike 3)

      Plus your current Chuck E Cheese gig.... ah, that's ok pal.... you can have him.




      Yeah, hear ya... you're gettin your ass handed to ya so better to try and make a not-so-graceful exit and hope no one notices.

      And you're right anyway... I only go to the str8 A.V.N Award shows and bashes and wouldn't get caught dead at the Falcon Studio ones that you attend.


      WOW... just *another* great "read" by konck.... AMAZING.






      Gloryholes? 12 inch dildos? And I'm the flamer here?
      Unlike you and a few others on here, I am 100% confident in my sexuality brah.

      The world will accept you either way sir. I say just get it over with, write a post about how JJ tasted or whatever other fruit from Sbr you hooked up with, and it would probably be the most popular thread of the year. You could be a star!!! Instead of living a non sbr-life in shame and isolation.
      Not only that but you may help another fellow rump-ranger come out of his shell and dump his life of secrets as well. A huge burden can be lifted off your shoulders just admitting it, along with saving someone else.

      Trust me if I liked c0ck, I'd never live a life not being myself trying to hide it.
      I love women. Plain and simple. I LOVEEEEE women.
      And if I was gay, I wouldn't make fun of my own, I have too much pride to be like that. I'd be one those guys at the front of the line in the gay parade, cuz I'm a leader.

      But I'll also tell you this, if me and you were ever in the same prison for life, your ass would be the first one I'd be pounding. Cuz you're a bitch. And I'm a m'fin beast. Whether you were enjoying it or not cuz of your sexual preference would be irrelevant. Unlike the tickling gerbil you're probably used to, I'd rip your spleen out.
      Have fun responding to that one. Recruit your buddies for it. I left you all kinds of openings.
      Mike Tyson's got nothing on me brah.
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      • TheCentaur
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 06-28-11
        • 8108

        #108
        Originally posted by hockey216
        CENTAUR stop hitting and running before you make thread criticizing etiquette. you come to 5/10 and go from 200 to 247 then quit? lol. come back to 5/10 and take your beating like a man.
        My dog was whining and had to go out. I came back and you were gone. I told you I would be right back. You have a strange definition of hit n run.

        Ill be at the table
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        • hockey216
          SBR MVP
          • 08-20-08
          • 4583

          #109
          Originally posted by TheCentaur
          My dog was whining and had to go out. I came back and you were gone. I told you I would be right back. You have a strange definition of hit n run.

          Ill be at the table
          good game centaur thanks for the pizza
          Last edited by hockey216; 03-19-13, 09:52 PM.
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          • Scrappy Do
            SBR Sharp
            • 09-11-11
            • 280

            #110
            Amazing. I could never dream that making a list of top 10 biggest dbag poker players on SBR would in fact revoke their response and provoke them to act as if they were trying to defend, and end up bumping their ass up on the list as if they weren't high enough.

            Scratch that I am not surprised as douchism invokes others to douche more. Let em shine.... let em shine! Oh by the way guys on this list villain list, you still suck. Try again. First douche did not work.

            Are there any more who wanna show their stench?
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            • Scrappy Do
              SBR Sharp
              • 09-11-11
              • 280

              #111
              Originally posted by hockey216
              you pllay for 5min. then you come back. you play for 5 more min. then you quit again.
              Careful bud... I had you in the top 15. Your lack of ability to play and severe raises + All ins has you damn near on this list. Yousan besan a douchsan toosan. (star wars)
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              • Wulfman14
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 08-24-10
                • 8869

                #112
                Originally posted by konck
                Same league Wulf your as funny as you are sad ...Hey keep sukin cok here maybe you will catch up to your ex for the amount of coks you can shovel in at the same timekeep crying over her being a dirty whore that was so fukin funny you weak dik loser
                believe what you want to believe. the only whore in your life is the one that gave birth to you.
                and yur obsession with cawk and yur handle being konck is quite the coincedence is it not ?
                at least im not the spawn of a porno movie where the condom broke you fukkin ho. my weak dik is probably as big as yur fukkin ankles you , hmmm lemme chose this word carefully, ill just take the 3-4 insults yur bf benny uses at the tables , "u c u m stain"
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                • TheCentaur
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 06-28-11
                  • 8108

                  #113
                  Originally posted by hockey216
                  you pllay for 5min. then you come back. you play for 5 more min. then you quit again.
                  Please tell me what ur smokin
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                  • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 08-18-11
                    • 7537

                    #114
                    Originally posted by BennyBigNuts
                    Gloryholes? 12 inch dildos? And I'm the flamer here?
                    Well duh... everyone already knows that you are, Benny. It's how you made the list you moron!

                    I was in advanced communications in the Army (Signal Corp), Encryption, the works. If anything, we all learned that when you're communicating w/someone you gotta talk "their language".

                    This should be all the explanation necessary: It's the Sigfried and Roy of SBR, ffs! YOU AND KONCK!

                    And besides... how is it my issue that konck worked all those jobs?

                    Unlike you and a few others on here, I am 100% confident in my sexuality brah.
                    Ah... uh... er... ah yeah... we all believe you, Benny. What with all the "c0ck" and "jizzhole" and stuff of this ilk that you love to talk about at the tables and in the forum. WE ALL GET IT.

                    Didn't I already tell you this?... you light-in-the-loafers moron? AGAIN: IT'S HOW YOU MADE THE LIST!!!

                    Trust me if I liked c0ck,
                    Which you do.., you talk bout it all the time... please continue:

                    I love women. Plain and simple. I LOVEEEEE women.
                    Uh... Benny... everybody KNOWS that anyone that has to scream this like you do here really is trying too hard to convince others of an untruth.

                    pssst Benny... we're not your family... we won't kick you out like they did. OK pal? You're welcome
                    here.

                    I left you all kinds of openings.
                    I bet you say that to ALL the guys... dontcha?

                    Mike Tyson's got nothing on me brah.
                    Yeah... I already figured you talked with a f*ggy lil lisp too. (*BOOM*)


                    p.s. BTW Benny... I realized you tried really really really hard on your post (maybe with the B/F's help?) cuz of "the challenge" but if I was being kind, and grading on a curve.... it'd still get no better than this (try even harder next time): Sorry brah

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                    • BennyBigNuts
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 04-16-12
                      • 8700

                      #115
                      Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj
                      Well duh... everyone already knows that you are, Benny. It's how you made the list you moron!

                      I was in advanced communications in the Army (Signal Corp), Encryption, the works. If anything, we all learned that when you're communicating w/someone you gotta talk "their language".

                      This should be all the explanation necessary: It's the Sigfried and Roy of SBR, ffs! YOU AND KONCK!

                      And besides... how is it my issue that konck worked all those jobs?



                      Ah... uh... er... ah yeah... we all believe you, Benny. What with all the "c0ck" and "jizzhole" and stuff of this ilk that you love to talk about at the tables and in the forum. WE ALL GET IT.

                      Didn't I already tell you this?... you light-in-the-loafers moron? AGAIN: IT'S HOW YOU MADE THE LIST!!!



                      Which you do.., you talk bout it all the time... please continue:



                      Uh... Benny... everybody KNOWS that anyone that has to scream this like you do here really is trying too hard to convince others of an untruth.

                      pssst Benny... we're not your family... we won't kick you out like they did. OK pal? You're welcome
                      here.



                      I bet you say that to ALL the guys... dontcha?



                      Yeah... I already figured you talked with a f*ggy lil lisp too. (*BOOM*)


                      p.s. BTW Benny... I realized you tried really really really hard on your post (maybe with the B/F's help?) cuz of "the challenge" but if I was being kind, and grading on a curve.... it'd still get no better than this (try even harder next time): Sorry brah

                      Jesus, that post looks like it took you half an hour to write. I hope one of your stains on here at least nominates it for you. I don't even know how to do all those separate quotes n stuff. Too advanced for me. And I have a life.
                      I will admit hammering you has kept me on the forum a little more than normal. But honestly, I'd much rather be talking about sports than a worthless closet-homo who just can't stand me cuz I've busted him 20 times in some poker game with no real money involved. Get over it brah.
                      Do you ever actually post anything on here involving sports? Or do you just look to find someone who might possibly like c0ck nonstop then pout when he tells you he is all about vagina?
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                      • Wulfman14
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 08-24-10
                        • 8869

                        #116
                        "I love women. Plain and simple. I LOVEEEEE women. "


                        did the dumb fuk really say that BM ?
                        benny is clearly overcompensating and suppressing his homosexuality with that statement.
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                        • hockey216
                          SBR MVP
                          • 08-20-08
                          • 4583

                          #117
                          get a load of this suckout at 10/20 NL. Deem got all in as 6.7% to win. Hit runner runner (only way to win). fcuk my life now i have no points. went from 0 to 1000 in 5hours. Should have gone from 0 to 2000 in 5 hours but sucked out on. Got all in with the stone-cold-nuts. fml thats the way it goes sometimes. first time i ever bitch about a hand. im sorry. i promise to stop bitching.

                          ***** Hand history (v1.2) ***** Hand ID 3007413 $10/$20 NL Texas Hold'em (No Limit)

                          - 00:05:00 20/03/2013 ET Table 'Inertia', 10 seats max, Real money Seat 6 is the button. Small Blind $10, Big Blind $20 Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 10 Seat 5 (playing) : BigDeem5, amount $1241, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 6 (playing) : TheGiant, amount $2791, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 7 (playing) : hockey216, amount $904, amount bet $0, penalty (None) hockey216: Small Blind ($10) BigDeem5: Big Blind ($20) **

                          Dealing Down Cards ** Dealt to hockey216: [Qd, Kc] TheGiant: Fold hockey216: Raise [btn] ($40) BigDeem5: Call ($20)

                          ** Dealing Flop ** Community cards: [Jc, Ts, 9s]
                          hockey216: Bet [btn] ($40) BigDeem5: Raise ($120) hockey216: Raise [btn] ($250) BigDeem5: Raise ($1201) hockey216: Call [btn] ($614) BigDeem5: Show Cards ($0) hockey216: Show Cards ($0)

                          ** Dealing Turn ** Community cards: [<acronym title="JavaScript">Js</acronym>]

                          ** Dealing River ** Community cards: [7s]

                          ** End Round ** ** Evaluate ** hockey216: Show Cards ($0) BigDeem5: Show Cards ($0) ** Showdown ** Main pot $1807, Rake $1 Side pot #1 $337, Rake $0 Summary BigDeem5: bet $1361, won $2144, net $783, HoleCards [Qs, Jd],

                          HiHand [a flush, queen high] [Qs, <acronym title="JavaScript">Js</acronym>, Ts, 9s, 7s], won $1807 from main pot, won $337 from side pot #1 Summary hockey216: bet $954, won $0, net $-954
                          Last edited by hockey216; 03-20-13, 06:03 PM.
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                          • TheCentaur
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 06-28-11
                            • 8108

                            #118
                            Originally posted by Wulfman14
                            believe what you want to believe. the only whore in your life is the one that gave birth to you.
                            One of the more ruthless one liners Ive heard in awhile
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                            • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 08-18-11
                              • 7537

                              #119
                              Originally posted by BennyBigNuts
                              Jesus, that post looks like it took you half an hour to write.
                              Little less than half that (and I was watchin b-ball to boot)... see, unlike you, Benny, I'm pretty quick.

                              I don't even know how to do all those separate quotes n stuff.
                              I know... cuz you're a dumb fukk.

                              And you speak dumb fukk too... but Opie already told ya that.

                              Too advanced for me.
                              I realize that... I know you normally work w/crayons.

                              And I have a life.
                              Yes... we all already know. A fine gay one, presumably.
                              Least your lifestyle helped you make the list!!!

                              I will admit hammering you has kept me on the forum a little more than normal.
                              .... now, I gotta admit... you've finally said sumpthin' FUNNY.

                              Altho... it's for an entirely different reason than you intended. (o'course, cuz you're a moron)

                              I HAVE BURIED YOU IN LIKE THREE THREADS. TOTAL BURIAL

                              Other peeps have noted it.... but, hey, if the only way you can sleep tonight is to lie to yourself.... knock yourself out, pal!

                              who just can't stand me cuz I've busted him 20 times in some poker game with no real money involved. Get over it brah.
                              WOW... just wow. Now I'm actually concerned for your mental stability.

                              Why are you saying this conjured up BS?... Is it b/c you're trying to save a lil face from your repeated BURIALS by me in these threads? That's really the only explanation.

                              We've hardly played poker on the same table together you dimwitted numbnut!... are you completely delusional?
                              Tell ya what you lying sack... post 10 HH's where you've "busted me". You say there are so many (20?)..... surely you can quickly find a mere 10... right?

                              Post them... c'mon... I dare ya, you delusional fruitloop. I'll even make it worth your while and give ya a nice pts reward. Post just 10 HH's of the 20 where you busted me.



                              YOU ARE FUKKIN DELUSIONAL!!! (or just a run-of the-mill lying D-bag)

                              I've made it crystal clear WHY I don't like you, fruitloop.

                              when he tells you he is all about vagina?
                              WARNING! WARNING!
                              Yet another Benny overcompensating alert!!!
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                              • BennyBigNuts
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 04-16-12
                                • 8700

                                #120
                                Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj
                                Little less than half that (and I was watchin b-ball to boot)... see, unlike you, Benny, I'm pretty quick.



                                I know... cuz you're a dumb fukk.

                                And you speak dumb fukk too... but Opie already told ya that.



                                I realize that... I know you normally work w/crayons.



                                Yes... we all already know. A fine gay one, presumably.
                                Least your lifestyle helped you make the list!!!



                                .... now, I gotta admit... you've finally said sumpthin' FUNNY.

                                Altho... it's for an entirely different reason than you intended. (o'course, cuz you're a moron)

                                I HAVE BURIED YOU IN LIKE THREE THREADS. TOTAL BURIAL

                                Other peeps have noted it.... but, hey, if the only way you can sleep tonight is to lie to yourself.... knock yourself out, pal!



                                WOW... just wow. Now I'm actually concerned for your mental stability.

                                Why are you saying this conjured up BS?... Is it b/c you're trying to save a lil face from your repeated BURIALS by me in these threads? That's really the only explanation.

                                We've hardly played poker on the same table together you dimwitted numbnut!... are you completely delusional?
                                Tell ya what you lying sack... post 10 HH's where you've "busted me". You say there are so many (20?)..... surely you can quickly find a mere 10... right?

                                Post them... c'mon... I dare ya, you delusional fruitloop. I'll even make it worth your while and give ya a nice pts reward. Post just 10 HH's of the 20 where you busted me.



                                YOU ARE FUKKIN DELUSIONAL!!! (or just a run-of the-mill lying D-bag)

                                I've made it crystal clear WHY I don't like you, fruitloop.



                                WARNING! WARNING!
                                Yet another Benny overcompensating alert!!!
                                You totally dodged the whole post and just continued talking about your fascinating dream of me being a homosexual in hopes you could get some c0ck.
                                Dude, what is wrong with you?
                                Keep sucking ppl off sending them worthless SBR POINTS so they tickle your taint like your gerbils do brah. Lol
                                This forum is your life, that's the bottom line dude. That's why you're on a ghost name. Too many ppl hated you on your original name so you had to try and start over.
                                Pathetic.
                                If reality ever met you and there was no keyboard for you to run behind, you would shit your pants and cry like a pussy. We both know this.
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                                • hockey216
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 08-20-08
                                  • 4583

                                  #121
                                  cheers biteme. thanks for the points before. i do appreciate it. If i get something going sometime i'll return the favor. i ran up over 1000 tonight and swear i was gonna throw you 100 tonight out of respect but lost points in a suckout at 10/20. Me tatddy Giant had a decent 5/10 game going too. good times. i like playing with tatddy. Had giant to my left whole game but i did well. who knows. maybe i'll hit a tourney and get going again. good luck.
                                  Last edited by hockey216; 03-20-13, 01:17 AM.
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                                  • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 08-18-11
                                    • 7537

                                    #122
                                    Still waiting on those HH's where you busted me, you delusional fruitloop.

                                    Post just 10 of the many ones that you did... c'mon!... don't show the whole forum you're even a bigger twat than they already know you to be.
                                    POST THEM ALL... so many... POST em! (I can remember ONE I think from the HR tourney... ONE... and I had you all in w/more chips a few hands before and you won a race to survive... IIRC you won another race)

                                    POST just 10...so many... POST EM!


                                    And I didn't dodge anything, Bennynumbnuts. I told you how quickly it takes me to post and bury you and warded off more of your homosexual advances. (Those advances are why you're on this list!!!)

                                    And I right now, OFFICIALLY, give any SBR mod permission to out me as a ghost. That's right... if I'm a ghost of any other poster before/now, I give permission NOW to post who I was, confiscate all my points and BAN ME.


                                    Uh... ain't gonna happen tho Roy (or are you Siegfried in your konck relationship?) Your "reading" skills are about on par w/his. (and the HH's are never gonna happen either, folks)

                                    And finally... here's what I REALLY know: I'm an Army vet w/a decent amount of fighting skills. If "reality ever met me" (as you put it) and I was standing before you, one of 2 things would most likely occur: 1) You'd run away faster than you've ever run in your entire fukkin life or 2) You'd run away and do everything in your power to get a gun. Cuz brah... take this to THE BANK, you'd need it.

                                    *(I guess I'd have to allow for the possibility of Benny fainting...)
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                                    • hockey216
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 08-20-08
                                      • 4583

                                      #123
                                      your my hero biteme. hopefully i dont blow it. i'll probably be better off putting it on a hockey game. only sport i know.
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                                      • Footballtime
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 01-20-10
                                        • 3229

                                        #124
                                        Originally posted by hockey216
                                        good game centaur thanks for the pizza
                                        Was a great table to be part of..............................I think
                                        Last edited by Footballtime; 03-20-13, 07:46 AM.
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                                        • yahoonino
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 08-10-07
                                          • 2651

                                          #125
                                          Originally posted by Wulfman14
                                          you put me on the list and not somebody like bennybignuts or sweep and his fellow hyenas. shows how much you know about poster behavior at the tables you ignorant fool. you know i try to go out of my way to make peace with people on the forum and they just drag me right back into it.
                                          wulfman14 you are ok in my book
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                                          • Wulfman14
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 08-24-10
                                            • 8869

                                            #126
                                            Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj
                                            Have you lived your whole life in this delusional mindset that "I'll just say it" and it'll magically make it true?

                                            Or is it a recent development? If so.... have you had a recent CAT scan? (I'd recommend one)

                                            Serious question: Do you live next to carseller's double wide?
                                            Your "reads" are just PHENOMENAL, konck... no really ... they really really are...... no seriously, I'm laughing WITH you not at you.



                                            Hmmm... maybe we go go thru this and see:

                                            5years ago your position was: "Lead Mop Boy at GloryHole Porn Shack"

                                            Ah... no thanks... you can have that one. (strike 1)

                                            3years ago your position was: "Assistant to Walmart Greeter"

                                            Ah... better than Mop Boy but, no thanks... you can have that too. (strike 2)

                                            1year ago your position was: Well, I have conflicting info but Mayan insists it was... "Power Bottom"

                                            Ah... I have no fukkin clue what that is but, no thanks... you can have that also (strike 3)

                                            Plus your current Chuck E Cheese gig.... ah, that's ok pal.... you can have him.




                                            Yeah, hear ya... you're gettin your ass handed to ya so better to try and make a not-so-graceful exit and hope no one notices.

                                            And you're right anyway... I only go to the str8 A.V.N Award shows and bashes and wouldn't get caught dead at the Falcon Studio ones that you attend.


                                            WOW... just *another* great "read" by konck.... AMAZING.
                                            i had to send something for this post ! asst to walmart greeter . fukkin priceless

                                            hey kock so far you have called me a whimp (and i truly believe you think this is how it is spelled), wuss, and a crybaby. you seem eager to want to meet up at the bash. then you you can see what a "whimp" i am. this 206 lb injun will break yur bones in such a way that you won't be able to hold yur job as asst to walmart greeter anymore. ill mess you up that much. hey e-tough guy put on yur fukkin underwear (since yur ass has been pounded more times than jill kelly's pussy) and just stop now before you really get yourself into trouble. the only thing you have to be proud of his how many cocks yur mom and you could take in yur holes at once. i believe you hold the record.

                                            as for my ex you know nothing about the story or situation so just stfu. stop now as i told you. unless yur a 300 lb black guy on crack or have some type of gun , you have absolutely no shot with this "whimp". stop making a fool of yourself by responding to biteme's posts cuz he is clearly e-kicking the fuk outta of ya.
                                            Last edited by Wulfman14; 03-20-13, 12:17 PM.
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                                            • yahoonino
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 08-10-07
                                              • 2651

                                              #127
                                              Originally posted by scrappy do
                                              hell, add footballtime to this list. He talks down to every player as if they have no right to be on the table with him yet his ass is useless in tourney. Mind you, he will not say a word in tourney, yet in ring games he suddenly becomes a god. Penetrate him. Total dbag.
                                              bingooooooo
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                                              • Wulfman14
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 08-24-10
                                                • 8869

                                                #128
                                                Originally posted by yahoonino
                                                wulfman14 you are ok in my book
                                                yahooino you are good peoples . and one of my buds on the forum. you are a gentleman at the tables whether you are kicing ass or knocked out.
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                                                • yahoonino
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 08-10-07
                                                  • 2651

                                                  #129
                                                  Originally posted by wulfman14
                                                  you on the good list . you are one of the most arrogant fukkin players on this site. Bet your whole play would be different and your chat comments quiet if you had less than 500 pts to fuk around with . Instead you call everyone you play "kid" , love to show cards after you bluff and are just a prick in general as made clear by some of your posts in the points forum. Scrappy doo was right on target. You get to play totally diffferent because of yur pts roll. Looser and take more chances. Which is fine but then you brag about it in chat . Love to see you do that with me at a live table.
                                                  bingoooooooooooooo
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                                                  • TheCentaur
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 06-28-11
                                                    • 8108

                                                    #130
                                                    My votes today are:

                                                    1.Hockey216. Among his many transgressions are:
                                                    -Goes ballistic if he senses you are going to leave before he has had a chance to lean on you with his big stack (compensation for something?)
                                                    -Cries when heads up you reraise all in his position min raises which he does about 80% of the time
                                                    -Types lightning fast, faster than you could say things. Not really villainous behavior but rather peculiar. I imagine he either does data entry for a Bi-Lo or is one of those weird male secretary/receptionists at a busy salon
                                                    -Loves to point out that he won a pizza from you but fails to mention he lost 5 pizzas at the other table
                                                    -Would trash talk his mom to try to win some points
                                                    -Junks up my thread moaning about a bad beat

                                                    2.Bigdeem5. Head has gotten really inflated since the POTM award. No matter how bad he sucks out, he played it perfectly and you did things wrong.

                                                    3.Dollars2donuts. The consummate starry eyed rationalist (SER). Makes bad plays, defends them, and continues to bring them up later patting himself on the back about it. Way to reraise all in with a gut shot to isolate, nh ser
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                                                    • hockey216
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 08-20-08
                                                      • 4583

                                                      #131
                                                      Originally posted by TheCentaur
                                                      My votes today are:

                                                      1.Hockey216. Among his many transgressions are:
                                                      -Goes ballistic if he senses you are going to leave before he has had a chance to lean on you with his big stack (compensation for something?)
                                                      -Cries when heads up you reraise all in his position min raises which he does about 80% of the time
                                                      -Types lightning fast, faster than you could say things. Not really villainous behavior but rather peculiar. I imagine he either does data entry for a Bi-Lo or is one of those weird male secretary/receptionists at a busy salon
                                                      -Loves to point out that he won a pizza from you but fails to mention he lost 5 pizzas at the other table
                                                      -Would trash talk his mom to try to win some points
                                                      -Junks up my thread moaning about a bad beat
                                                      -i did mention i lost it. i posted the hand with the suckout. got all in with the stone cold nut straight. was up against 1 pair. got runner, runnered. You can't say i don't mention losing, then attack me when i do mention losing.
                                                      - i never cried about how you play. play however you want. I'm totally fine with you stuffing every hand against me. All of your strategies have failed against me. you want to stuff every hand against me? go ahead. im not crying. all it takes is me to pick up A high one hand and pick you off, which i've done about 6 times.
                                                      -i love my mother and would never trash talk her for points.
                                                      -i was upset because you played for 5min then wanted to quit. If you're going to play someone heads up, you don't play 6 hands then quit. Good thing i took 100 off you on your declared "last hand" to put you on tilt and make you want to stay, and lose more to me.

                                                      you were the one doing the crying. not me. You were crying because you were stuffing every single hand preflop, then seemed shocked that picked you off with 88. i was running you over. All i wanted was you to keep playing so i could keep running you over. i wasn't complaining. you were.
                                                      Last edited by hockey216; 03-20-13, 05:42 PM.
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                                                      • TheCentaur
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 06-28-11
                                                        • 8108

                                                        #132
                                                        Originally posted by hockey216
                                                        -i did mention i lost it. i posted the hand with the suckout. got all in with the stone cold nut straight. was up against 1 pair. got runner, runnered. You can't say i don't mention losing, then attack me when i do mention losing.
                                                        - i never cried about how you play. play however you want. I'm totally fine with you stuffing every hand against me. All of your strategies have failed against me. you want to stuff every hand against me? go ahead. im not crying. all it takes is me to pick up A high one hand and pick you off, which i've done about 6 times.
                                                        -i love my mother and would not trash talk her for points
                                                        -i was upset because you played for 5min then wanted to quit. If you're going to play someone heads up, you don't play 6 hands then quit. Good thing i took 100 off you on your declared "last hand" to put you on tilt and make you want to stay, and lose more to me.

                                                        you were the one doing the crying. not me. You were crying because you were stuffing every single hand preflop, then seemed shocked that picked you off with 88. i was running you over. All i wanted was you to keep playing so i could keep running you over. i wasn't complaining. you were.
                                                        Bunch of bs and that's why I voted for you
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                                                        • hockey216
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 08-20-08
                                                          • 4583

                                                          #133
                                                          Originally posted by TheCentaur
                                                          Bunch of bs and that's why I voted for you
                                                          It's the truth. you play terrible and are crybaby when you lose. Try playing better next time. I ran you over every single time in every single heads up session. Play however you want against me. Any strategy. I'm not scared. You cannot beat me. You never have.

                                                          You buy in for 200 then get to 246 then quit? Then when i finally get you to man up you come back to table and try to quit at 350? Good thing i ran you over and took 250 off your stack to put you on tilt and play longer. I'm not scared of you. Play any strategy you want. I have out-maneuvered you every time. Never sucked out once. All 7 or 8 times i've stacked you i was ahead the whole way. Go ahead and stuff with nothing every hand. You can't do that for long. Can't do that 15 times in a row (let alone 30 or 100). All it takes is me to pick up A high or middle pair to pick you off. That's what i kept doing and that's why you kept losing. I never cried once about you playing that strategy. It was you that was trying to quit table, not me. That's why you realized you needed to quit after 6 hands because your strategy was failing you miserably.
                                                          Last edited by hockey216; 03-20-13, 05:41 PM.
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                                                          • GUMMO77
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                                                            • 08-23-10
                                                            • 9294

                                                            #134
                                                            A lot of venting going on here, boys; let it out. It's healthy.


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                                                            • TheCentaur
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 06-28-11
                                                              • 8108

                                                              #135
                                                              Originally posted by hockey216
                                                              It's the truth. you play terrible and are crybaby when you lose. Try playing better next time. I ran you over every single time in every single heads up session. Play however you want against me. Any strategy. I'm not scared. You cannot beat me. You never have.

                                                              You buy in for 200 then get to 246 then quit? Then when i finally get you to man up you come back to table and try to quit at 350? Good thing i ran you over and took 250 off your stack to put you on tilt and play longer. I'm not scared of you. Play any strategy you want. I have out-maneuvered you every time. Never sucked out once. All 7 or 8 times i've stacked you i was ahead the whole way. Go ahead and stuff with nothing every hand. You can't do that for long. Can't do that 15 times in a row (let alone 30 or 100). All it takes is me to pick up A high or middle pair to pick you off. That's what i kept doing and that's why you kept losing. I never cried once about you playing that strategy. It was you that was trying to quit table, not me. That's why you realized you needed to quit after 6 hands because your strategy was failing you miserably.
                                                              Just have to laugh at the bs you convince yourself of. You don't think I can have a hand when I reraise? lol
                                                              You huff and puff how great you are but can't hold on to your points. Wake up dude
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                                                              • hockey216
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 08-20-08
                                                                • 4583

                                                                #136
                                                                Originally posted by TheCentaur
                                                                Types lightning fast, faster than you could say things. Not really villainous behavior but rather peculiar. I imagine he either does data entry
                                                                yes, i work with data. I learned to touch-type in 6th grade.
                                                                Last edited by hockey216; 03-20-13, 06:05 PM.
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                                                                • hockey216
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 08-20-08
                                                                  • 4583

                                                                  #137
                                                                  Originally posted by TheCentaur
                                                                  You don't think I can have a hand when I reraise?
                                                                  thats why you wanted to quit so fast. I was picking you off on your bluffs, but didn't pay you once on your made hands. Must have drove you crazy. Getting stacked 8 times in a row but never getting paid off once. No wonder you wanted to quit so bad. Your strategy was failing you miserably.
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                                                                  • hockey216
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 08-20-08
                                                                    • 4583

                                                                    #138
                                                                    Originally posted by TheCentaur
                                                                    You huff and puff how great you are but can't hold on to your points. Wake up dude
                                                                    i got all in on flop with stone cold nut straight against an opponent with 1 pair - 6.7% to win. Got runner, runnered. It happens. should be at 2,000 but what can you do. can't change a suckout. got my money in beautiful. Not like i played it badly. i got it all in with stone cold nuts.
                                                                    Last edited by hockey216; 03-20-13, 06:11 PM.
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                                                                    • TheCentaur
                                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                      • 06-28-11
                                                                      • 8108

                                                                      #139
                                                                      How did you do in the 7pm oh wise and talented one?
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                                                                      • bobbywaves
                                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                                        • 05-06-08
                                                                        • 13280

                                                                        #140
                                                                        1. SnickerDoodles - He was gifted 1,000 pts today, still no loan payment.
                                                                        2. Emily Haines
                                                                        3. Konck
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