Thanks for the 2 nasty fuk'in poker hands sbr! Fuk this god damn shit hole site!

**mikejamm** · 11-16-12, 04:03 PM

Originally posted by opie1988

Ohhhhh.....so you're a pie face.

That explains a lot.

And you're a fuk fan of losing teams, one that got their balls crushed by a 3rd rate baseball team, the other owned by another stupid fuk'in texan who built a stadium, but forgot to put a fuk'in team in it who can play basic football. No explanation needed, its duhhhhh....... texas!

**Cuse0323** · 11-16-12, 04:05 PM

Damn man, write some more essays about SBR POKER...I repeat...SBR POINTS P O K E R

**opie1988** · 11-16-12, 04:17 PM

Originally posted by mikejamm

Hate to break the news to you texas dumb shit, but I'm a Cherokee Indian

Found this recent pic on MikeJamm's Facebook page. Shockingly, he appears angry.

**CanuckG** · 11-16-12, 04:17 PM

We call the natives here chugs

**daneblazer** · 11-16-12, 04:20 PM

Irish and Cherokee? I bet you can chug a half gallon of Jameson at 5pm and still have wine with dinner

**ActuaryDan** · 11-16-12, 05:52 PM

Man I love people bitching at BBs. Takes me back...

**nosniboR11** · 11-16-12, 07:18 PM

hey mike

FUK YOU

**The Giant** · 11-16-12, 07:26 PM

I just got it in with QQ against 66, pre-flop.

I lost.

How do I determine whether this was bad luck or some kind of predetermined conspiracy that will slowly eat away at me before I'm completely insane?

**Sam Odom** · 11-16-12, 07:31 PM

Originally posted by The Giant

I just got it in with QQ against 66, pre-flop.

I lost.

How do I determine whether this was bad luck or some kind of predetermined conspiracy that will slowly eat away at me before I'm completely insane?

It was predestined by God All Might before the foundation of the world

**shari91** · 11-16-12, 07:34 PM

Ah Mike... you're glorious. Keep on keeping on those silly hardcore conservatives in line. Although I suspect 95% of them on SBR aren't as kooky as the farrrrrrrrrrrrrrr right try to portray them as anyway.

(but I swear on Bill, Shannon and John's nards... SBR Poker is not rigged against you,me or anyone else... If I could figure out a way I'd f with ttwarrior first (love you tt!!!))

**EmpireMaker** · 11-16-12, 07:56 PM

tt busted me out of the ring game last night with KKK44 vs 444AA.......... Shari ???

**mikejamm** · 11-16-12, 08:01 PM

Originally posted by shari91

Ah Mike... you're glorious. Keep on keeping on those silly hardcore conservatives in line. Although I suspect 95% of them on SBR aren't as kooky as the farrrrrrrrrrrrrrr right try to portray them as anyway.

(but I swear on Bill, Shannon and John's nards... SBR Poker is not rigged against you,me or anyone else... If I could figure out a way I'd f with ttwarrior first (love you tt!!!))

Ok Shari, I believe you, but only because you're a woman and ten fuk'in times smarter than any of these right wing fuk heads who reside here. Now would you be so kind as to give me the 700 points I've been fuk'ed out of on rollover playing poker on this piece of shit worthless software. And Shari thanks for voting for Obama. You definitely proved to me you're a woman of intelligence and well spoken. You have my up-most respect for putting with all the assholes here, including me on occasion. Whatever they're paying you, it's probably not nearly enough.

**Sam Odom** · 11-16-12, 08:10 PM

Originally posted by Sam Odom

Mikey is looking for a freebee , a hand-out , because life is not fair

Originally posted by mikejamm

Don't need or want a free anything.

Originally posted by mikejamm

Now would you be so kind as to give me the 700 points I've been fuk'ed out of on rollover playing poker on this piece of shit worthless software.

**Kindred** · 11-16-12, 08:34 PM

I just rivered the shit out of somebody in omaha..maybe the RNG really is favoring the GOP

**hels** · 11-16-12, 08:39 PM

I thought you were leaving mike?

Did your tribe not accept your return.

We call them jigaboos here canuckg.

**nosniboR11** · 11-16-12, 09:04 PM

Originally posted by shari91

Ah Mike... you're glorious. Keep on keeping on those silly hardcore conservatives in line. Although I suspect 95% of them on SBR aren't as kooky as the farrrrrrrrrrrrrrr right try to portray them as anyway.

(but I swear on Bill, Shannon and John's nards... SBR Poker is not rigged against you,me or anyone else... If I could figure out a way I'd f with ttwarrior first (love you tt!!!))

shari is way out there

**romecloneout** · 11-16-12, 09:59 PM

shut the fukk up baby nuts

**shari91** · 11-16-12, 10:21 PM

Originally posted by nosniboR11

shari is way out there

I had a lot to say to this but it would probably insult some of you so I deleted it. Especially when I started to paste quotes from your own party in your own state. But I'll say this: When your own party in your own state acknowledges that your education system is horrible both public and private - to the point of being between 3 and 5 years behind other first world countries - and there are too many parents that have no lives but devote them to that of the pursuit of their kids dancing, golf, tennis, etc, and those adults don't show children how normal people function in society, be very concerned as they're your future social security. Funny to watch on a tv show but twisted to see or hear about in real life. Again Google the comments from your Reps who were actually elected this time instead of that guy who made the website and tshirts and got his ass kicked.

**crustyme** · 11-16-12, 10:43 PM

wouldnt put it past lou to seek revenge in a petty way.

he once gave me an infraction right after romney got trounced in the debate. he seemed to enjoy it a little too much.

**thetrinity** · 11-18-12, 03:21 PM

lol at overlimping kk on the button. what a bum.

**billysink** · 11-18-12, 03:56 PM

MikeJammies I heard that back in the day before manufacturing that Native folk used to use corncobs for tampons.

You might want to upgrade to the new technology. You seem to menstruate a lot.

**showtiime** · 11-18-12, 04:51 PM

mike, for fuks sake put some damn shoes on

**mikejamm** · 11-18-12, 04:54 PM

Originally posted by billysink

MikeJammies I heard that back in the day before manufacturing that Native folk used to use corncobs for tampons.

You might want to upgrade to the new technology. You seem to menstruate a lot.

Another fuk'in shithead loser from Detroit! Awe... are we sad because your little baseball team got the shit kicked out of them?

The way your fuk'in sorry teams play, looks to me like Detroit keeps corncobs shoved up their asses! Detroit....the shit hole of Michigan, where little fuk heads like you still live in mommy's basement!

**Kindred** · 11-18-12, 05:20 PM

Originally posted by mikejamm

Another fuk'in shithead loser from Detroit! Awe... are we sad because your little baseball team got the shit kicked out of them?

The way your fuk'in sorry teams play, looks to me like Detroit keeps corncobs shoved up their asses! Detroit....the shit hole of Michigan, where little fuk heads like you still live in mommy's basement!

Detroit is a shithole, nothing but a bunch of Obama voting deadbeats there

**tad0matic** · 11-18-12, 05:23 PM

this guys about as lame as emily the fukckin "ousyster" Ouyster
I wish they would chain at leat 10k welfare assholes to them each and jump off a fukcin cliff, its so unfair.

**manny24** · 11-18-12, 05:37 PM

buffalo jerky.

fire water.

peace pipe.

**mikejamm** · 11-18-12, 08:34 PM

Originally posted by tad0matic

this guys about as lame as emily the fukckin "ousyster" Ouyster
I wish they would chain at leat 10k welfare assholes to them each and jump off a fukcin cliff, its so unfair.

Says the fuk'in idiot with a Quiet Riot avatar!

Hey asshole, wake up the 80's are over! I'll bet you were a big hair band lov'in queer! No taste in music and a fuk'in dip shit republican! Yeah and by the way, their now dead singer Kevin, was a coke snorting liberal, he hated you fuks!

**mikejamm** · 11-18-12, 08:35 PM

Originally posted by thetrinity

lol at overlimping kk on the button. what a bum.

I didn't limp asshole, he shoved and I called! Fuk off!

**paranoyd androyd** · 11-18-12, 08:37 PM

you're still very mad

**hels** · 11-18-12, 08:38 PM

Originally posted by mikejamm

I didn't limp asshole, he shoved and I called! Fuk off!

The limp one limped.

That's you mike.

**paranoyd androyd** · 11-18-12, 08:41 PM

Originally posted by mikejamm

Says the fuk'in idiot with a Quiet Riot avatar!

Hey asshole, wake up the 80's are over! I'll bet you were a big hair band lov'in queer! No taste in music and a fuk'in dip shit republican! Yeah and by the way, their now dead singer Kevin, was a coke snorting liberal, he hated you fuks!

and your true racist homophobe feelings come out too

**mikejamm** · 11-19-12, 11:25 AM

Originally posted by paranoyd androyd

and your true racist homophobe feelings come out too

Not a homophobe at all. I think gay people have a pretty good sense of decorating style. Calling something queer, like 80's hair bands is not homophobic you ignorant piece of non pro shit! Gays happen to like the word queer!

**mikejamm** · 11-19-12, 11:31 AM

Originally posted by hels

The limp one limped.

That's you mike.

Are you still sending Shari weird pm's about your cross dressing escapades? You are one whacked up fuk'in weirdo! I'm never limp shithead, just ask my woman! You on the other hand spend all you time indoors in frozen Canada land whack'in it to keep warm. You fuk'in need an avatar like that, because you couldn't get a real piece of ass unless you paid for it!

**thetrinity** · 11-19-12, 12:57 PM

Originally posted by mikejamm

I didn't limp asshole, he shoved and I called! Fuk off!

** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to mikejamm: [Kc, Ks]
hhsilver: Call ($20)
empiremaker: Fold
stefan084: Fold
mikejamm: Call [btn] ($20)
WQuine: Raise ($1800)
jdwars: Fold
boeingpower: Fold
iifold: Call ($1670)
pavyracer: Fold
hhsilver: Fold
mikejamm: Call [btn] ($1780)
mikejamm: Show Cards ($0)
WQuine: Show Cards ($0)
iifold: Show Cards ($0)

i bet they cant wait for you to get there at midnight at the local casino.

**mikejamm** · 11-20-12, 12:15 AM

Originally posted by thetrinity

** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to mikejamm: [Kc, Ks]
hhsilver: Call ($20)
empiremaker: Fold
stefan084: Fold
mikejamm: Call [btn] ($20)
WQuine: Raise ($1800)
jdwars: Fold
boeingpower: Fold
iifold: Call ($1670)
pavyracer: Fold
hhsilver: Fold
mikejamm: Call [btn] ($1780)
mikejamm: Show Cards ($0)
WQuine: Show Cards ($0)
iifold: Show Cards ($0)

i bet they cant wait for you to get there at midnight at the local casino.

Yeah, big fuk'in deal, calling on the button, like I limped around all 5 streets. Of course you would have shove right on in there, right mr poker dumbass? Exactly, at midnight when dumb fuks like you are easy to set up with a call on the button.