Quit saying "nh"

**stikymess** · 11-03-12, 02:26 PM

I think it's a better option than "you piece of shit, of course you rivered me"

**daneblazer** · 11-03-12, 02:26 PM

Say it when the hand was well played by the other player. When someone just wakes up with AA or KK or gets in it bad and flops a miracle there wasn't anything nice about it.

**RudyRuetigger** · 11-03-12, 02:33 PM

dane you paid by sbr?

dane your posts are way too factual

dane i am pissed

**zam77** · 11-03-12, 02:34 PM

I like nfhyfdsr.
-Nice fukin hand you dumb shit retard

Or nhysfpf
-Nice hand you sissy fagggot pussy fart

Also big on ggqsap
-Good game queer sac ass pirate

**RudyRuetigger** · 11-03-12, 02:38 PM

zammer sharp as usual

**4uk4life** · 11-03-12, 04:08 PM

Nice thread

**Krashman** · 11-03-12, 04:33 PM

Originally posted by RudyRuetigger

70% of the time it wasn't
25% not only it wasn't, but you look fukkin dumb for saying it
5% you are right

So, unless you are quite confident it was a nice hand, please don't say it and save yourself the embarrassment

Sharks say this when a hand is played badly by another player, to encourage the same poor play in the future.

Which explains the percentages.

**daneblazer** · 11-04-12, 11:43 AM

Originally posted by zam77

I like nfhyfdsr.
-Nice fukin hand you dumb shit retard

I always wondered what that meant

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 11-04-12, 12:06 PM

Originally posted by zam77

I like nfhyfdsr.
-Nice fukin hand you dumb shit retard

Or nhysfpf
-Nice hand you sissy fagggot pussy fart

Also big on ggqsap
-Good game queer sac ass pirate

Uh, zam, I'm next to certain when we've played I've seen you typ......

Zammer... we need to talk!

**milwaukee mike** · 11-04-12, 08:59 PM

what's wrong with being polite and being a good loser and saying "nice hand"?

i guess i should curse my dead mother's grave for raising me to be civil and friendly

**downsouth** · 11-05-12, 11:38 AM

Originally posted by milwaukee mike

what's wrong with being polite and being a good loser and saying "nice hand"?

i guess i should curse my dead mother's grave for raising me to be civil and friendly

95% of the time nh is being substituted for one of hammers above statements. I actually prefer the explitive filled rants though. Much more entertaining.

**thetrinity** · 11-05-12, 12:56 PM

nt krashman

**zwoeins** · 11-05-12, 03:58 PM

Originally posted by thetrinity

nt krashman

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 11-05-12, 04:31 PM

na downsouth

**GUMMO77** · 11-05-12, 04:46 PM

nfb TT

**GUMMO77** · 11-05-12, 04:48 PM

NFG (Nice Fukn Goatse) Biteme

**tatddy** · 11-05-12, 11:04 PM

Nice post

**RudyRuetigger** · 11-06-12, 10:53 AM

Originally posted by milwaukee mike

what's wrong with being polite and being a good loser and saying "nice hand"?

i guess i should curse my dead mother's grave for raising me to be civil and friendly

"gg" works just fine if you are knocked out

if you lose to a hail mary at the end of the football game, do you congratulate the play?

also, why do people say gg nh once the cards are flipped before the flop comes? if you really want to give up at that point, fine but my guess is you don't. is it really that painful to wait the 5seconds it takes for the flop, turn, river to come? disrespectful

**tatddy** · 11-06-12, 11:47 AM

Rudy relax. Rudy you can by my patented salutation after busting for 22 points. "good luck all" "fukk you ----"

Real easy. Just insert the name of said player who so obviously made a bad call and took you out. I don't care I'd they called with 2 10s when I shoved with 89 off. It's a bad call. So fk them. Because how dare they call me

**MadTiger** · 11-06-12, 11:52 AM

In poker (and other things, but we are discussing poker) when someone does something inadvisable, you WANT them to keep on doing it. Now, of course, you will take some beats here and there, but you still want them to make those mistakes.

"nh" really does mean nice hand when coming from a good player to a bad one. You want that bad play all day, every day.

**Optional** · 11-06-12, 03:03 PM

Sounds like I should switch from a reply of ty to fu when its said?

**mikejamm** · 11-07-12, 09:11 PM

How fuk'in anal retentive are you anyway? Guy takes a simple comment most of the time made in earnest and turns it into a fuk'in bullshit analogy! npdhwgwtflptemdt = nice post dick head who gets way too fuk'in lucky playing the early morning donk tourneys.

**tatddy** · 11-07-12, 09:40 PM

Originally posted by mikejamm

How fuk'in anal retentive are you anyway? Guy takes a simple comment most of the time made in earnest and turns it into a fuk'in bullshit analogy! npdhwgwtflptemdt = nice post dick head who gets way too fuk'in lucky playing the early morning donk tourneys.

I can't think of any poker game, ring or tournament, in which you would ever perform better than Rudy over a decent sample size. Live or online. In a park or in a tree. He is 10X the player you'll ever be. Deal with it. Nothing personal pal. Just the facts.

I do not like your game, mikejamm, I do however like green eggs and ham.

**mikejamm** · 11-07-12, 11:03 PM

Originally posted by tatddy

I can't think of any poker game, ring or tournament, in which you would ever perform better than Rudy over a decent sample size. Live or online. In a park or in a tree. He is 10X the player you'll ever be. Deal with it. Nothing personal pal. Just the facts.

I do not like your game, mikejamm, I do however like green eggs and ham.

Nothing personal either taddy, but fuk off! You compare a fuk'in pre rigged donk fest to live play like the two are equal, they're not pal. Just because fuk'ers like you hang here all day and sbr loves your action and rewards it with a better than average poker finish, doesn't mean you know jack shit! I play live enough to know that the bullshit that goes on here is exactly what the fuk it is. So kiss rudy's and sbr's ass all you want, most of us real live table players aren't that fuk'in gullible! Love to sit down at a real table and play you and rudy someday, then we'll see how real poker psychology works vs a fuk'in rigged ass kiddie game! And taddy, don't eat green eggs and ham, shit will kill you bro.

**RudyRuetigger** · 11-08-12, 09:52 AM

on second thought, nh probably works as long as nice hand means nice win, not nice "hand" or well played. I always assume nice hand means the latter though.

a nice hand isn't winning aa vs kk. a nice hand is calling with queen high given the right situation.

mike you are you always so pissed

mike you hurt my feelings when you cuss

mike what can i do to help

**daneblazer** · 11-08-12, 10:02 AM

Mike is too tense. He needs to blow off some steam. We need to get some gift cards together and get him a Miami hooker. Target cards are just as good as cash. At least buy a good porno so he can rub one out.

**eeezzzz** · 11-08-12, 01:17 PM

gfys

**thetrinity** · 11-08-12, 10:00 PM

lol at mikejamm psyching guys out at live poker. he prob looks like phil spector

**mikejamm** · 11-08-12, 10:36 PM

Originally posted by RudyRuetigger

on second thought, nh probably works as long as nice hand means nice win, not nice "hand" or well played. I always assume nice hand means the latter though.

a nice hand isn't winning aa vs kk. a nice hand is calling with queen high given the right situation.

mike you are you always so pissed

mike you hurt my feelings when you cuss

mike what can i do to help

Not pissed all the time rudy dude, I've just been pretty high strung before the election. Dealing with all these romney loving assholes and their unwavering ignorance, which led to some spirited debate. Now that the right man is still in office, I'll probable go back to a once a week rant!

Sorry about the cussing, I know, I fuk'in cuss too much, but damn the world is full of stupid fuks! And sometimes rudy, you just gotta say wtf! Didn't mean to offend you though, you're actually a pretty good guy, kinda weird, but ok by me.

No help needed friend, I'm doing just fine. There are a lot of people out there in need of help though, so remember to take the time to play it forward and give a little back.

**mikejamm** · 11-08-12, 10:39 PM

Originally posted by thetrinity

lol at mikejamm psyching guys out at live poker. he prob looks like phil spector

Nope, I'm actually a pretty clean cut guy. But my stare down will make you muck asshole!

**thetrinity** · 11-08-12, 11:18 PM

Originally posted by mikejamm

Nope, I'm actually a pretty clean cut guy. But my stare down will make you muck asshole!

**milwaukee mike** · 11-08-12, 11:19 PM

Originally posted by tatddy

I can't think of any poker game, ring or tournament, in which you would ever perform better than Rudy over a decent sample size. Live or online. In a park or in a tree. He is 10X the player you'll ever be. Deal with it. Nothing personal pal. Just the facts.

I do not like your game, mikejamm, I do however like green eggs and ham.

how can you possibly say that a poker player is 10x as good as another that you have never met?
would he win 10x as many tournaments? 10x as much money over his lifetime?

assuming someone plays live poker, for real stakes, in a manner even closely resembling a 50cent online tournament, is more than a bit silly.

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 11-09-12, 02:32 AM

Originally posted by milwaukee mike

would he win 10x as many tournaments?

Originally posted by milwaukee mike

10x as much money over his lifetime?

**tatddy** · 11-09-12, 03:09 AM

Originally posted by milwaukee mike

how can you possibly say that a poker player is 10x as good as another that you have never met?
would he win 10x as many tournaments? 10x as much money over his lifetime?

assuming someone plays live poker, for real stakes, in a manner even closely resembling a 50cent online tournament, is more than a bit silly.

Mike don't take things so literally. We use exaggerations to make points sometimes Mike. I could have written 2X the player but that doesn't exactly drive it home. Even Mikejamm knows that some of that was in jest...with the green eggs and ham bit and all.

And, Mike, people are competitive...they play poker to win. Weather they are playing a $100 SNG online or at an SBR ring game/tourney, sometimes they are gonna toss around but more often then not they are going to try and win. Sure, at sbr they don't care so much when they lose...it's really just for tossing around. But, at their core, they still want to win. And if a guy like mikejamm spends so much energy writing these threads then you can be sure he cares.

Point is mikejamm, instead of using the resources on the forum to improve his game, blames the software. So we give him shZt about it. It's not a hit on mike when I say Rudy is better. Mike is a fine player. Rudy is just on another level, has probably played many many more hands over time than Mike. Rudy is as self-depricating as they come, but don't get it twisted...he's a hell of a poker player.

Hell, I'm no great poker player myself so I'm sure mikejamm doesn't care what I think anyway. I'm just a guy tossing sbr pts around.

Run along now, Mike. You have SBR badges to dream about.