jjgold - ever nailed a girl on a bed of cash?

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  • mathdotcom
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 03-24-08
    • 11689

    #1
    jjgold - ever nailed a girl on a bed of cash?
    Girl I know dying for this and not really sure what to do. What is appropriate denomination of bills?

    $1 bills not exciting but $100 bills and she will steal from mathy.

    Do you use old bills to avoid papercuts, but then it may lead to uncomfortable odor in the bedroom?

    I am basically a rookie in the bedroom and could use some tips.

    Thanks
    mathy
  • DiggityDaggityDo
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 11-30-08
    • 81450

    #2


    JJ has never done this man.
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    • PedroG
      SBR Hustler
      • 11-19-08
      • 96

      #3
      Do Nickels count ? ( for JJ ...)
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      • rm18
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 09-20-05
        • 22291

        #4
        Lift some weights first so she doesn't strongarm rob you then use 100's
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        • jjgold
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 07-20-05
          • 388179

          #5
          Never done this
          1st off I have not nailed a girl in 14 years and i swear I am dead serious

          I would use $1 bills but you need to somehow keep the money on the bed so use barriers of some sort

          Heck I remember when I did nail a girl I fell off the fukkin bed, never realized I was on the edge. I was pounding this 31 year old chick, she was fukkin hot too..red hair kind of short and curly and like 170 pounds or so. I went flying off the fukkin bed as did she. Lets just say it ended when we fell, she said some bull shit to me like I did not know what I was doing and I was shit because It kep slipping out

          If I had an issue as far as sex I could never keep my rooster inside a chicj for more than like 30 seconds

          Is there a trick???? It just felt my rooster always had fukkin soap on it..slippery?
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          • acl123
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 03-17-11
            • 5896

            #6
            Originally posted by jjgold
            Never done this
            1st off I have not nailed a girl in 14 years and i swear I am dead serious

            I would use $1 bills but you need to somehow keep the money on the bed so use barriers of some sort

            Heck I remember when I did nail a girl I fell off the fukkin bed, never realized I was on the edge. I was pounding this 31 year old chick, she was fukkin hot too..red hair kind of short and curly and like 170 pounds or so. I went flying off the fukkin bed as did she. Lets just say it ended when we fell, she said some bull shit to me like I did not know what I was doing and I was shit because It kep slipping out

            If I had an issue as far as sex I could never keep my rooster inside a chicj for more than like 30 seconds

            Is there a trick???? It just felt my rooster always had fukkin soap on it..slippery?
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            • Cougar Bait
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 10-04-07
              • 18282

              #7
              Slippery

              Common man

              Jayzus
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              • onlooker
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                • 08-10-05
                • 36572

                #8
                She's waiting for ya JJ.

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                • jjgold
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                  • 07-20-05
                  • 388179

                  #9
                  Man I love sex.....too bad all I see of it is on the porn sites
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                  • onlooker
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                    • 08-10-05
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by jjgold
                    Man I love sex.....too bad all I see of it is on the porn sites
                    Jerking off is sometimes better anyway. You shoot your load when you want, and there is no spooning needed.
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                    • mathdotcom
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 03-24-08
                      • 11689

                      #11

                      I guess with a 2.4" pecker you have limited options

                      Thanks coach will keep you posted
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                      • Sam Odom
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 10-30-05
                        • 58063

                        #12
                        Once in Biloxi I hit it big on kenny 'snake' stabler's riverboat

                        later that night i busted a brick threw it over the bed and slept on it
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                        • PedroG
                          SBR Hustler
                          • 11-19-08
                          • 96

                          #13
                          I once won 20 Million Bolivars in a CaracaS Casino ( bout $5,000 US at the time )... they gave me a monster sized garbage bag to carry it out with, on the way out of the hotel I grabbed three working gals and told them to hop in my taxi, when I got back to my condo , I threw HALF the money all the over the bed , im talking STACKS ...and the other half in my safe , the next day I woke up and all the money was gone ... and the whores. BUT IT WAS FUKKING FUN ( and still had half in the safe ...) Good Times back in 1999
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                          • ttwarrior1
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                            • 06-23-09
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                            #14
                            i did once with a bed full of spam
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                            • TRE1968
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                              • 08-09-09
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                              #15
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                              • captrobey
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                                #16
                                Make sure you use the Discover Card. You get 1% Cash back ...
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                                • DiggityDaggityDo
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                                  • 11-30-08
                                  • 81450

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by ttwarrior1
                                  i did once with a bed full of spam
                                  And when the girl woke up the next morning all the spam was gone. And so were you.
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                                  • mathdotcom
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 03-24-08
                                    • 11689

                                    #18
                                    Some sick ***** on this forum

                                    Good stuff
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                                    • jjgold
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                                      • 07-20-05
                                      • 388179

                                      #19
                                      If I had $1000 right now I would give it all to some chick to get laid

                                      I do not give a fuk if she was 199 pounds
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                                      • mathdotcom
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 03-24-08
                                        • 11689

                                        #20
                                        Don't tell me you don't get laid Corbin

                                        Sports betting and handicapping forum: discuss picks, odds, and predictions for upcoming games and results on latest bets.
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                                        • Sam Odom
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                                          • 10-30-05
                                          • 58063

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by mathdotcom
                                          Don't tell me you don't get laid Corbin

                                          http://www.sbrforum.com/video/gettin...ntreal-v-9994/

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                                          • mathdotcom
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 03-24-08
                                            • 11689

                                            #22
                                            Sam

                                            Corbin is straight as an arrow
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                                            • jjgold
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                                              • 07-20-05
                                              • 388179

                                              #23
                                              Mathy I pay for sex the rare times I have had it

                                              I know of no other way
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                                              • RealSlimShady
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                                                • 12-24-07
                                                • 6249

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by jjgold
                                                If I had $1000 right now I would give it all to some chick to get laid

                                                I do not give a fuk if she was 199 pounds
                                                Pathetic
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                                                • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 11-30-08
                                                  • 81450

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by jjgold
                                                  Mathy I pay for sex the rare times I have had it

                                                  I know of no other way
                                                  Yes you do. You are just no good at closing the deal. Remember your aunt?
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                                                  • mathdotcom
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 03-24-08
                                                    • 11689

                                                    #26
                                                    Guys you may not know this but jjgold's aunt story is not true

                                                    It was actually motivated instead by another poster's ACTUAL encounter with his niece
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