Why are all people from New Jersey dumb?

[doublej95]

Spankie 90% of the people from Jersey are rejects from New York that could not make it. It's a fukking waste land.

[spankie]

Spankie 90% of the people from Jersey are rejects from New York that could not make it. It's a fukking waste land.

I agree they are chucked beyond belief. They even hate their own lives.

Why? What is so bad there?

[Ice House]

every other person I meet is from New Jersey

[spankie]

every other person I meet is from New Jersey

How do you keep going?

[MC PICKS]

Whats the matter buddy, are people from new jersey out in corn country getting ready to buy up your company and move it to new jersey where some productivity and profit will actually get done, we are not slow and lazy here on the east coast, and we dont date our sisters either. Highest priced shit comes from jersey, 700,000 millionaires in new york and new jersey. If your job is coming here you should move here but leave that sister dating shit behind you back there.

[Ice House]

I will say Snookie gives Jersey a bad name

[JerseyLove]

Whats the matter buddy, are people from new jersey out in corn country getting ready to buy up your company and move it to new jersey where some productivity and profit will actually get done, we are not slow and lazy here on the east coast, and we dont date our sisters either. Highest priced shit comes from jersey, 700,000 millionaires in new york and new jersey. If your job is coming here you should move here but leave that sister dating shit behind you back there.

POST OF THE YEAR!

[Ice House]

I've been to New Jersey before... very pretty place. Actually there are a lot of farms and there is grass everywhere. I was surprised.

People are really nice too. Very polite and welcoming.

[JerseyLove]

I've been to New Jersey before... very pretty place. Actually there are a lot of farms and there is grass everywhere. I was surprised.

People are really nice too. Very polite and welcoming.

Very true many people fly into newark and get the idea that NJ is all ghetto. NJ IS THE GARDEN STATE! Its on our license plate! We have alot of farms and woodlands, but also we are close to nyc!

[babyjesus]

come at me bro

i'd call jersey my home any day. i'm even proud to say i'm from jersey. i do however believe there are a lot of stupid people in every state.

[spankie]

Whats the matter buddy, are people from new jersey out in corn country getting ready to buy up your company and move it to new jersey where some productivity and profit will actually get done, we are not slow and lazy here on the east coast, and we dont date our sisters either. Highest priced shit comes from jersey, 700,000 millionaires in new york and new jersey. If your job is coming here you should move here but leave that sister dating shit behind you back there.

You're not lazy? I beg to differ. I just visited a plant in the heart of New Jersey where the whole entire problem is productivity, these guys are not qualified to do high level jobs, but I had no idea they couldn't follow basic directions on a day to day basis. You would be shocked at the level of stupidity. Hey, maybe it's just the luck of the draw that they somehow hired 30 complete morons from New Jersey? What are the odds of that.

Not even kidding when I say there are high schoolers from Nebraska who could perform the job duties of these New Jersey employees(supposedly men) far better. And I guarantee you they would appreciate the job far more. New Jersey workers are lazy bums and don't care about anything but themselves. They complain all day and they produce shit work constantly because they are careless and all they do is show up for a paycheck. I compare it to a fuking circus.

And actually we are trying to get OUT of New Jersey, for those exact reasons. No work ethic.

Next.

[MC PICKS]

I could live anywhere in the world that i wanted, I live outside atlantic city on the jersey shore. But i can see why someone would rather look at miles and miles of corn and farmland rather than ocean and beach, lol. Yeah right.

[jjgold]

Spankie buried in this thread

Spankie you would not last 5 days in NJ, I swear come here and I will have you escorted to the City limits

[MC PICKS]

You're not lazy? I beg to differ. I just visited a plant in the heart of New Jersey where the whole entire problem is productivity, these guys are not qualified to do high level jobs, but I had no idea they couldn't follow basic directions on a day to day basis. You would be shocked at the level of stupidity. Hey, maybe it's just the luck of the draw that they somehow hired 30 complete morons from New Jersey? What are the odds of that. Not even kidding when I say there are high schoolers from Nebraska who could perform the job duties of these New Jersey employees(supposedly men) far better. And I guarantee you they would appreciate the job far more. New Jersey workers are lazy bums and don't care about anything but themselves. They complain all day and they produce shit work constantly because they are careless and all they do is show up for a paycheck. I compare it to a fuking circus. And actually we are trying to get OUT of New Jersey, for those exact reasons. No work ethic. Next.

Dude you live in nebraska, that right there should be embarrassing in itself. How many guys on wall st you know who came from nebraska?

[JerseyLove]

** dont worry about it Spankie could not afford the New Jersey Taxes anyway! He is used to living in a trailor in the woods in Nebraska!

[spankie]

I could live anywhere in the world that i wanted, I live outside atlantic city on the jersey shore. But i can see why someone would rather look at miles and miles of corn and farmland rather than ocean and beach, lol. Yeah right.

Who the fuk says I live near a cornfield? We do have residential areas here, and a few larger cities. I know you don't pay much attention to anything other than your hair and spray on tan. Most people from New Jersey don't have the multi-tasking ability to do much more than one task at a time, so I wouldn't want you to hurt yourself.

I can go to the ocean whenever I want, I don't need to live by it to make my penis larger. Or does the ocean actually somehow make your penis larger?

Pea brains from New Jersey are the greatest for comedic relief, i'll have to share this with my colleagues tomorrow so we can all have a good start to the day.

[spankie]

Spankie buried in this thread

Spankie you would not last 5 days in NJ, I swear come here and I will have you escorted to the City limits

I was there 3 weeks last time and I walked up and down the boardwalk like I owned the fuking place none of those rich pricks even looked at me they were fuking terrified.

Get real JJ.

They don't want nothing to do with a tough country boy.

[spankie]

Dude you live in nebraska, that right there should be embarrassing in itself. How many guys on wall st you know who came from nebraska?

Hmm ever hear of Warren Buffett? $50 Billion Networth.

[GOIRISH]

i think Pennsylvania is worse than jersey. Only thing there is mountains, amish, and retards.

[spankie]

** dont worry about it Spankie could not afford the New Jersey Taxes anyway! He is used to living in a trailor in the woods in Nebraska!

Buying a home in Jan you prick licker!

Also own a home already. (no not a trailor but yes in the middle of nowhere)

[spankie]

i think Pennsylvania is worse than jersey. Only thing there is mountains, amish, and retards.

At least you can carry a gun in Pennsylvania without being arrested.

[babyjesus]

Whats the matter buddy, are people from new jersey out in corn country getting ready to buy up your company and move it to new jersey where some productivity and profit will actually get done, we are not slow and lazy here on the east coast, and we dont date our sisters either. Highest priced shit comes from jersey, 700,000 millionaires in new york and new jersey. If your job is coming here you should move here but leave that sister dating shit behind you back there.

atta boi, getum

** dont worry about it Spankie could not afford the New Jersey Taxes anyway! He is used to living in a trailor in the woods in Nebraska!

lmao truuu

[MC PICKS]

** dont worry about it Spankie could not afford the New Jersey Taxes anyway! He is used to living in a trailor in the woods in Nebraska!

Yeah i know, I probably pay more in property taxes then this fukk makes in a year if he even has a job after the jersey boys buy his weed and seed or whatever the fukk company he claims to work for and turn it into a sheep shaving/matchmaker service for him and his fellow tough country boys as he claims to be. I do not use hair spray or go tanning either but I can guaretee you dont have too far a drive to a cornfield.

[JerseyLove]

atta boi, getum



lmao truuu

I like youre Avatar I can tell those are some Jordan Classics. I have a huge collection myself!

[JerseyLove]

Yeah i know, I probably pay more in property taxes then this fukk makes in a year if he even has a job after the jersey boys buy his weed and seed or whatever the fukk company he claims to work for and turn it into a sheep shaving/matchmaker service for him and his fellow tough country boys as he claims to be. I do not use hair spray or go tanning either but I can guaretee you dont have too far a drive to a cornfield.

Hahha Classic man! Hope my gints beat youre eagles this sunday! I wonder if vick will play

[MC PICKS]

Hmm ever hear of Warren Buffett? $50 Billion Networth.

Yeah, he just got caught cheating about 100 billion on his taxes i heard. Theres a perfect example of a dumbfukk from nebraska wanting to pay more taxes yet he has cheated the government out of them.

[spankie]

Yeah i know, I probably pay more in property taxes then this fukk makes in a year if he even has a job after the jersey boys buy his weed and seed or whatever the fukk company he claims to work for and turn it into a sheep shaving/matchmaker service for him and his fellow tough country boys as he claims to be. I do not use hair spray or go tanning either but I can guaretee you dont have too far a drive to a cornfield.

What do you pay in property taxes? I can guarantee you that's not true. I make plenty.

You guys can't even argue a point. You argue like you gamble, throw a dart and hope it hits. It's not your fault though it's actually genetics in that area, you can't do anything about it. You could go out to Harvard or Yale and it wouldn't change you one bit. The difference between your genetics and mine is the simple fact that we are pre-programmed to act like a sponge when it comes to information and knowledge. We remember things the first time. We are innovative market leaders who are self driven and inspired. We don't need a fancy haircut. Or special shoes. We don't need to paint ourselves to look like a brother. We are men. Real men.

Come by sometime i'll show you how life works.

[MC PICKS]

Hahha Classic man! Hope my gints beat youre eagles this sunday! I wonder if vick will play

If vick plays we will win in a blowout, if he doesn t play you guys have a shot.

[spankie]

Yeah, he just got caught cheating about 100 billion on his taxes i heard. Theres a perfect example of a dumbfukk from nebraska wanting to pay more taxes yet he has cheated the government out of them.

As if there's never been any sort of corruption in New Jersey.

You are a clown!

[MC PICKS]

What do you pay in property taxes? I can guarantee you that's not true. I make plenty. You guys can't even argue a point. You argue like you gamble, throw a dart and hope it hits. It's not your fault though it's actually genetics in that area, you can't do anything about it. You could go out to Harvard or Yale and it wouldn't change you one bit. The difference between your genetics and mine is the simple fact that we are pre-programmed to act like a sponge when it comes to information and knowledge. We remember things the first time. We are innovative market leaders who are self driven and inspired. We don't need a fancy haircut. Or special shoes. We don't need to paint ourselves to look like a brother. We are men. Real men. Come by sometime i'll show you how life works.

LMAO market leaders? Go look up on the internet and see how high our proerty taxes are son. Your vesrion of the stock market is probabaly like 30 old fukks in overalls bidding on loads of corn and other hillbilly shit at a farmers market waiting on a developer to come along and buy them out so they can take old gertrude down to the villages in florida to retire and get away from the sheep molestation vagrants like yourself im sure.

[spankie]

LMAO market leaders? Go look up on the internet and see how high our proerty taxes are son. Your vesrion of the stock market is probabaly like 30 old fukks in overalls bidding on loads of corn and other hillbilly shit at a farmers market waiting on a developer to come along and buy them out so they can take old gertrude down to the villages in florida to retire and get away from the sheep molestation vagrants like yourself im sure.

Cry some more and go to your dead end job tomorrow pal! I am sure it's something important too.

I'll be here making a shitload of money. Call me if you need a hand.

I work a sophisticated job, with a suit and tie. I don't associate with "farmers" as you say.

I am big time. More than you will ever be. And that's a stone cold fact.

[JerseyLove]

New Jersey is the most costly state to live in especially in taxes. We are right first in the highest property taxes infront of california. The real time movers and shakers live on the east coast!

[cant call it]

When new york flushes where does it go?

[MC PICKS]

Cry some more and go to your dead end job tomorrow pal! I am sure it's something important too. I'll be here making a shitload of money. Call me if you need a hand. I work a sophisticated job, with a suit and tie. I don't associate with "farmers" as you say. I am big time. More than you will ever be. And that's a stone cold fact.

Im at work right now, im my own boss, and guys who make a shitload of money always say they do, thats just common knowlegde. They also brag and say they are big time too. Just cause you wear a suit and tie doesnt mean you are big time or have a successful job. You probably wouldnt know a good suit if it jumped off the rack and landed on ya? Do you buy off the rack? Do you even know what that means? lol.

[TexansFan]

New Jersey is the most costly state to live in especially in taxes. We are right first in the highest property taxes infront of california. The real time movers and shakers live on the east coast!

That's something to be proud of?