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  • Extra Innings
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    • 02-26-10
    • 15058

    #1
    What are the minimum requirements for admission to hell?
    I have been thinking about this and I'm sure I have met them. My only concern is will God share a lot of the shit I did on Earth with my parents, siblings, etc. (assuming they go to heaven)?
  • paco
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    • 05-07-09
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    #2
    I may have a 1st class ticket there...


    I don't find Jesus As my savior
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    • StraitShooter
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      • 07-22-09
      • 10464

      #3
      At 47 I try to make the correct daily choices God puts in my path

      I am still paying for that damn little birdy I shot with a wrist rocket sling shot 35 years ago

      as I type this there are 4 stray dogs..2 on my bed and 2 on the floor that I rescued
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      • Extra Innings
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        • 02-26-10
        • 15058

        #4
        Originally posted by paco
        I may have a 1st class ticket there...


        I don't find Jesus As my savior
        I was hoping to get in a back door with Allah...

        What do I have to do besides kill a few people
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        • Extra Innings
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          • 02-26-10
          • 15058

          #5
          Originally posted by StraitShooter
          At 47 I try to make the correct daily choices God puts in my path

          I am still paying for that damn little birdy I shot with a wrist rocket sling shot 35 years ago

          as I type this there are 4 stray dogs..2 on my bed and 2 on the floor that I rescued
          I am 12 years your junior. I already have rescued several animals. Are you suggesting I still have some time
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          • StraitShooter
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            • 07-22-09
            • 10464

            #6
            Originally posted by Extra Innings
            I am 12 years your junior. I already have rescued several animals. Are you suggesting I still have some time
            with every breathe you have left..and may there be many
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            • paco
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              • 05-07-09
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              #7
              Jesus couldn't save himself from getting nailed, how could he save me Xtra?
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              • Bengals28
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                • 04-20-11
                • 2164

                #8
                Only 1 thing gets you there, and that's not accepting Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior.
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                • Ace_of_Spades
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                  • 10-14-09
                  • 13518

                  #9
                  Hell is here on earth. The ups and downs.
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                  • paco
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                    • 05-07-09
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Bengals28
                    Only 1 thing gets you there, and that's not accepting Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior.



                    Savior? That's like saying Steve urkel will defend u in a fight

                    Homeboy couldn't stop fromngettimg nailed to wood, and he is gonna save mankind? He didnt die for my sins. He died cuz he got punked
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                    • Bengals28
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                      • 04-20-11
                      • 2164

                      #11
                      You can laugh all you want brah. I'm not here to strike up a religious debate was just trying to answer the question. God Bless.
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                      • paco
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                        • 05-07-09
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Bengals28
                        You can laugh all you want brah. I'm not here to strike up a religious debate was just trying to answer the question. God Bless.
                        Respect bengals.



                        I just find the whole "Jesus died for my sins" comical


                        Dude was lost, buried, vulnerable, and finally wooded
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                        • Extra Innings
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                          • 02-26-10
                          • 15058

                          #13
                          Originally posted by paco

                          Respect bengals.



                          I just find the whole "Jesus died for my sins" comical


                          Dude was lost, buried, vulnerable, and finally wooded

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                          • ROFLcopter
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                            • 06-16-10
                            • 4446

                            #14
                            I love how there's all these "holier than thou" assholes on a gambling forum
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                            • Bengals28
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                              • 04-20-11
                              • 2164

                              #15
                              Well here is a way I look at it. I'd be lying if I said I've never had doubts. I'm the type of person that questions everything so I was always very skeptical. I still don't know as much as I'd like to be honest with you. The thing that gets me though is these just think of the other Gods that people worship. Buddha, The Pope, Idols people worshiped. They all died right? But Jesus rose from the dead. That's what get's me. I asked what's the difference between this religion and that religion you know what's the difference. He's the only one that rose from the dead. Anyways I hope I dont sound like I'm coming at you in the wrong way, not trying to start an arguement or anything.
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                              • flyingillini
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                                • 12-06-06
                                • 41219

                                #16
                                I don't believe in Hell at all. If there is one I will be going for sure from years ago.
                                המוסד‎
                                המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                                • paco
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                                  • 05-07-09
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                                  #17
                                  He didn't rise from anything Bengal.

                                  Is it true Hey-sus loved to party? I heard he turned a whole ocean of water into liquor cuz the party was low on alcohol?
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                                  • Extra Innings
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                                    • 02-26-10
                                    • 15058

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by paco
                                    He didn't rise from anything Bengal.

                                    Is it true Hey-sus loved to party? I heard he turned a whole ocean of water into liquor cuz the party was low on alcohol?
                                    Sounds like someone who you would want on your team, no?
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                                    • paco
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                                      • 05-07-09
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Extra Innings
                                      Sounds like someone who you would want on your team, no?
                                      No doubt
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                                      • Extra Innings
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                                        • 02-26-10
                                        • 15058

                                        #20
                                        Yeah Paco, Jesus rose from the dead....

                                        Game, Set, Match.

                                        Except for behead people, stone women, and fly a couple of airplanes into building wtf did Allah ever do?
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                                        • Bengals28
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                                          • 04-20-11
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                                          #21
                                          Alright so you're aknowledgeing his crusifiction but not his rise from the dead?
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                                          • paco
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                                            • 05-07-09
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Extra Innings
                                            Yeah Paco, Jesus rose from the dead....

                                            Game, Set, Match.

                                            Except for behead people, stone women, and fly a couple of airplanes into building wtf did Allah ever do?
                                            Why u got to go there homie?
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                                            • Extra Innings
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                                              • 02-26-10
                                              • 15058

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Extra Innings
                                              Yeah Paco, Jesus rose from the dead....

                                              Game, Set, Match.

                                              Except for behead people, stone women, and fly a couple of airplanes into building wtf did Allah ever do?
                                              And don't get me wrong...the plane / building stunt was pretty impressive....christ Obama Bin Laden is as elusive as ever.
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                                              • paco
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                                                • 05-07-09
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Bengals28
                                                Alright so you're aknowledgeing his crusifiction but not his rise from the dead?
                                                Rise from the dead? I did watch a movie recently called "faster" with the Rock where he was shot in the head and still came back to life AFTER pronounced dead, but Jesus nailed, spelled, and gelled, coming back? Nah, ill pass on that fairy tale
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                                                • Bengals28
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                                                  • 04-20-11
                                                  • 2164

                                                  #25
                                                  I just don't understand how you'll aknowledge his crusifiction but not his death. You really gonna compare this to a fiction movie you saw though? lol. But Alright bro well that's your decision. And fwiw I don't think I'm better than you or anybody else here, You're entitled to your own opinion just like I am. Not trying to rub anybody the wrong way.
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                                                  • itchypickle
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                                                    • 11-05-09
                                                    • 21452

                                                    #26
                                                    My ponder is this......

                                                    Didn't good ole Jesus live as a Jew...teach Jewish law and was then killed AS a Jew?

                                                    So he is a Jew on the cross....then after he is dead for awhile Paul starts the whole 'christian' movement as it is known today based on stories of Jesus' life....so when Jesus supposedly comes back someday....wouldn't he STILL BE a Jew and look around at all the people who are Christian and ask....where did ya'll see the disclaimer "I'm Jesus Christ and I approve this message" in any of that Paul guy's rhetoric?
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                                                    • Extra Innings
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                                                      • 02-26-10
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Bengals28
                                                      You're entitled to your own opinion just like I am. Not trying to rub anybody the wrong way.
                                                      You're not offending anyone. Most of us, including Paco, will go out of our ways (even pay) for a good rub.
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                                                      • paco
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                                                        • 05-07-09
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                                                        #28
                                                        Bengals, u seem like a really nice guy and I'm really not such a asshole , I'm just a bit wasted. I'm just messing around brotha. I could care less what u are/believe in. I have friends of all faith. I'm born Muslim, but far from living the life i should. My apologies if I offended u in any way, buh buh buh blame It on the alcohol, blame it on the henny, blame it on the goose, blame it on the patron
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                                                        • Bengals28
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                                                          • 04-20-11
                                                          • 2164

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Extra Innings
                                                          You're not offending anyone. Most of us, including Paco, will go out of our ways (even pay) for a good rub.
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                                                          • LVHerbie
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                                                            • 09-15-05
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                                                            #30
                                                            Given the divisions between the major religions even most religious people are wrong about God... So even if it turns out there is a hell I wouldn't worry to much about it Extra Innings, as it is going to a pretty popular place...
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                                                            • paco
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                                                              • 05-07-09
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                                                              #31
                                                              Can i get an Amen?!!!
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                                                              • muldoon
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                                                                • 01-04-10
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                                                                #32
                                                                Horus, Orisi, AttisOfPhrygia, Krishna, Mithra, Dionysus

                                                                All "gods" who died and then magically and rose shortly after.

                                                                Mithra is great. Well before Jesus. Born to a Virgin...celebrated on Dec 25...called the prince of peace...sent to save mankind...died and rose from the dead.

                                                                WOW - what a weird coincidence.

                                                                Aprox 1900 Gods in recorded history. You choose to not believe in 1899 of them.

                                                                Me...just one more than you.
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                                                                • Bengals28
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                                                                  • 04-20-11
                                                                  • 2164

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Nah you didnt offend me bro. I'm just trying to make sure I'm not sounding like I'm trying to start an arguement or anything with anybody haha. But nah all is good. And itchypickle I don't know exactly how all that works. I mean i have an idea but I don't want to give you misinformation. If you'd like I can get back to you. Been a long night on my end, bout to call it a day.
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                                                                  • flyingillini
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                                                                    • 12-06-06
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by paco
                                                                    Can i get an Amen?!!!
                                                                    Baruch HaShem! Hope all is well Paco!
                                                                    המוסד‎
                                                                    המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                                                                    • paco
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                                                                      • 05-07-09
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Illini. May jesus bless u.

                                                                      Tigers with Verlander tomorrow BIG. may Jesus be in the arms of Justin and in the bats of the tigers.


                                                                      But what If another human asks for Jesus to be in the bats of the mariners?
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