Foldii Funds Inc. III (Baseball)

[nosniboR11]

I cant keep cost dollar avg.ing this ok ii, here is 60 more points (20 shares)

now do us correct tonight, if not think a hostile takeover will be in the future,

[CarpeDime]

BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY!!!

there seems to be a BUYING FRENZY of this fund DESPITE its terrible performance

fuk it I am JUMPING IN!! 10 more shares for me please!!

[CanuckG]

iifold always has said he won't put 20% or more of the fund on 1 play but he always does and gets burrrieeeeeddd

[Cap dat 4ss]

Iifold, might be a good time to take your fund back and cash Opie out.

[opie1988]

Iifold, might be a good time to take your fund back and cash Opie out.

Really?

Fukk that. Unfortunately, that's not an option, considering Noser is the primary shareholder as well as being my Head of Security!

Along with my trusted associate CarpeDime being a very significant investor....looks like I'm here for the duration.

Look....No one loves Foldy more than I do. But this isn't about how great of pals we are....this is business. Period.

We're running a hedge fund.....not a jerkoff contest. Profit is the only thing that matters.

[CarpeDime]

We're running a hedge fund.....not a jerkoff contest. Profit is the only thing that matters.

Exactly. I want this question ANSWERED DEFINITEVELY

Foldii Funds Inc. III is:

A) a hedge fund
B) a jerkoff contest

WHICH IS IT?

[nosniboR11]

Exactly. I want this question ANSWERED DEFINITIVELY Foldii Funds Inc. III is: A) a hedge fund B) a jerkoff contest WHICH IS IT?

right now I am confused, but if the fund goes below 2 a share, a hostile takeover will happen and award YOU Carpidime the job!!!!!

[keyboarding]

There is only one obvious solution to all this...

All in on the Brewers.

[CarpeDime]

There is only one obvious solution to all this...

All in on the Brewers.

ohhh, look at this boys, we got a frickin comedian in the thread

keyer did you ever take comedy classes or is it just a natural talent

[CarpeDime]

right now I am confused, but if the fund goes below 2 a share, a hostile takeover will happen and award YOU Carpidime the job!!!!!

yes if things continue to go badly a hostile takeover will happen

the fund will then have to be managed by a consortiuum of directors and managers and advisers

noser, opie, and myself will be involved, and there will be advisers such as ref3sh3r and others

some will execute trades, some will provide EV advice, some will oversee operations

it will be like when yahoo fires the founder, or amazon fires the founder and sh*t

foldy might pull a dykstra though and go all in before we can gain hold of the fund

as of right now though foldii is still the fund manager, and we have to see what he does with it at this point

[opie1988]

There is only one obvious solution to all this...

All in on the Brewers.

Keyboarder......this serious fukkin' business here! I think you joining the fund may help to stabilize it somewhat. I can vouch for your sharpness!

Also, I'd like for you to give me 100 points for this fine referral I've just given you!

[StraitShooter]

actually the joke about the thread is watching all you grown men spend so much time and energy bull shitting over ten points

I know this is all tongue in cheek humor ( I hope you guys aint serious)

Life's too short..go live it..if your bored go outside and pick some weeds

or you can come by my house and Ill gladly give you guys 12 points to pick mine

[CarpeDime]

actually the joke about the thread is watching all you grown men spend so much time and energy bull shitting over ten points

I know this is all tongue in cheek humor ( I hope you guys aint serious)

Life's too short..go live it..if your bored go outside and pick some weeds

or you can come by my house and Ill gladly give you guys 12 points to pick mine

yes i am a grown man and one of the things that most occupies my time at the moment is the 22 sbr points I have given to iifold to bet on baseball and give me back sbr points profits if there are any

and your point is??????????

life is too short???? dude WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?? Life is too LONG! I'm sitting here I'm like, "dude i got another 40, 50 years of this sh*t?? are you kidding me?? what the fuk am i going to do with all that fukin time???"

well, involvement in Foldii Funds Inc. III has taken care of several 10-minute stretches today and other days this past week. Obviously thats only a tiny drop in the bucket of the 40, 50 years I have to kill, but at least its something pal

[StraitShooter]

Plus you gotta except Enogswin had his claim to fame the year he peaked and led beat the prick for a handful of weeks..that was the highlight of his life

I like the guy..but as the prick later said.."Hes just another turd in the punchbowl" nowadays

[StraitShooter]

Im just fukin around guys..there is a shitload of talented posters in this thread..just surprised you cant turn these points into thousands instead of teetering in the teensies

[iifold]

Assets: 535.21

Shares Outstanding: 179

Shareprice: 2.99

Shareholders:
Minet-8
Wreckloose-5
iifold-14
xbalto-8
CarpeDime-22
Opie1988-12
Housemoney-5
Dad-5
djefferis-15
nosniboR11-40
Gonad-25
Bo$$ Bet$-10
Excel-5
Rfr3sh-5

Trading Closed...

[iifold]

The King will not take this seditious takeover from within lying down..

To my loyal compatriots..., forgive me for what is about to take place...

[CarpeDime]

THE KING is gonna go......................


ALL INNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!????????

[minet123]

you can't make this stuff up

[VegasInsider]

Eagerly awaiting this pick..

[spankie]

you have to be one of the worst cappers on this site.

easily

[iifold]

Apr 26MLB [912] MIL -123 [M LEAKE -R/M ESTRADA -R]
Apr 26MLB [915] ATL -125 [J JURRJENS -R/A HARANG -R]

Risking 500 SBR To Win 1131.71 SBR

[iifold]

Apr 26MLB [912] MIL -1½+170 [M LEAKE -R/M ESTRADA -R]
Apr 26MLB [915] ATL -1½+145 [J JURRJENS -R/A HARANG -R]

Risking 35.21 SBR To Win 197.70 SBR

[VegasInsider]

Investing almost the entire fund (or what's left) on a 2-teamer???

This can't end well.

[spankie]

Stock market crash, comin'.

[iifold]

Investing almost the entire fund (or what's left) on a 2-teamer???

This can't end well.

Insider, there has been an attempt from within to overtake power..

this will either cut the head off the snake.. or empower the common man to rise up and take back what is rightfully theirs...

[nosniboR11]

Insider, there has been an attempt from within to overtake power.. this will either cut the head off the snake.. or empower the common man to rise up and take back what is rightfully theirs...

of course you do this, You are a loser in life and will do anything huh. Your day is coming kid.

[nosniboR11]

Might as well change you name AGAIN, to IMALIAR will fit you perfect

[minet123]

[iifold]

of course you do this, You are a loser in life and will do anything huh. Your day is coming kid.

you fukkin twank...

thread isn't funny for you anymore you little bitch?

[VegasInsider]

Insider, there has been an attempt from within to overtake power..

this will either cut the head off the snake.. or empower the common man to rise up and take back what is rightfully theirs...

Why don'y you just sell the remaining shares off to someone that can actually pick winners? There are a couple other successful funds on SBR. Doesn't seem entirely fair to your clientele...

[spankie]

11 days to BURY a fund.

You should be a financial advisor.

Great fund management.

I am sure your customers are thrilled.

[CarpeDime]

Investing almost the entire fund (or what's left) on a 2-teamer???

This can't end well.

sure it can! theres like a 30% chance it can, in fact!

[Dad]

[CanuckG]

This didn't take long