How is Jennifer Harmon a pro poker player?

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  • obamaismyuncle
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 12-31-08
    • 17801

    #1
    How is Jennifer Harmon a pro poker player?
    she's dumber than a box of rocks.
  • obamaismyuncle
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 12-31-08
    • 17801

    #2
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    • Cuse0323
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 12-09-09
      • 30169

      #3
      Who knows, won a couple bracelets years ago now just lives off the endorsements and cashes once in a while.
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      • OneLossParlayGuy
        SBR Wise Guy
        • 04-27-10
        • 815

        #4
        dont know dont care...shes hot

        unlike Annie Duke
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        • obamaismyuncle
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 12-31-08
          • 17801

          #5
          Originally posted by OneLossParlayGuy
          dont know dont care...shes hot

          unlike Annie Duke
          she is hot in kind of a weird retarded like way..I also think annie duke is hot in a retarded way
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          • Czu81
            SBR MVP
            • 10-25-09
            • 1082

            #6
            she is an excellent fix-limit holdem player....
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            • Rollins08
              SBR MVP
              • 04-20-07
              • 1337

              #7
              I bet she would take all of your money in 10 minutes.
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              • obamaismyuncle
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 12-31-08
                • 17801

                #8
                Originally posted by Rollins08
                I bet she would take all of your money in 10 minutes.

                I bet she wouldn't
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                • jjgold
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 07-20-05
                  • 388189

                  #9
                  There is no such thing as a pro poker player

                  It is silliest misuse of a word I have ever heard

                  games of chance are not professional occupations
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                  • MBENZ
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 01-07-07
                    • 5238

                    #10
                    Originally posted by obamaismyuncle
                    she is hot in kind of a weird retarded like way..I also think annie duke is hot in a retarded way
                    If you think those two are hot ,what's your take on this doll?

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                    • obamaismyuncle
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 12-31-08
                      • 17801

                      #11
                      Originally posted by MBENZ
                      If you think those two are hot ,what's your take on this doll?

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                      • BWest
                        SBR Wise Guy
                        • 05-05-10
                        • 940

                        #12
                        Agreed: Calling someone a pro poker player is about the same as calling me a pro turd hurdler.
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                        • stevenash
                          Moderator
                          • 01-17-11
                          • 65289

                          #13
                          Originally posted by obamaismyuncle
                          she's dumber than a box of rocks.
                          She's written 2 books, made 2 1/2 million dollars in tourneys to date, I don't know her or you, but I'd venture a guess and say she's smarter than you.

                          You post here, she writes books, yeah my money is on her.
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                          • Lincoln73
                            SBR Sharp
                            • 02-12-10
                            • 454

                            #14
                            I was watching High Stakes Poker the other day and it took me 20 minutes to realize that Vanessa was a broad.
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                            • BWest
                              SBR Wise Guy
                              • 05-05-10
                              • 940

                              #15
                              She is epic.....I will make her (I mean him) my newest goddess.
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                              • stevenash
                                Moderator
                                • 01-17-11
                                • 65289

                                #16
                                Originally posted by BWest
                                Agreed: Calling someone a pro poker player is about the same as calling me a pro turd hurdler.
                                You make money throwing crap?
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                                • treece
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 11-28-07
                                  • 6298

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by jjgold
                                  There is no such thing as a pro poker player

                                  It is silliest misuse of a word I have ever heard

                                  games of chance are not professional occupations
                                  you said it. most are losers like this guy. professional poker player.

                                  Prosecutor: Poker Player Killed Parents For Inheritance - News Story - KTVU San Francisco
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                                  • Roxxyfish
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 06-26-09
                                    • 12066

                                    #18
                                    Poker is a big industry,sowhat is wrong being apoker professional? i just hate the guys who play online,and called themselves a pro without ever played a real live tourney, these online guys cant survive in real tourney
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                                    • jjgold
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 07-20-05
                                      • 388189

                                      #19
                                      Most so called pro poker player are flat broke

                                      These guys that advertise for Poker Stars lucky if they won one tourney in the last 5 years
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                                      • obamaismyuncle
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 12-31-08
                                        • 17801

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by jjgold
                                        Most so called pro poker player are flat broke

                                        These guys that advertise for Poker Stars lucky if they won one tourney in the last 5 years

                                        this is true
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                                        • Smoke
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 10-09-09
                                          • 48111

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by stevenash
                                          She's written 2 books, made 2 1/2 million dollars in tourneys to date, I don't know her or you, but I'd venture a guess and say she's smarter than you.

                                          You post here, she writes books, yeah my money is on her.
                                          Scoreboard!! Sorry Obama you got schooled on this one
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                                          • BRAVES1985
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 05-23-10
                                            • 4250

                                            #22
                                            she's a good player really tight tho

                                            if annie duke is at the table i will change the channel she never shuts the fuk up
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                                            • beach nut
                                              SBR Wise Guy
                                              • 03-18-09
                                              • 589

                                              #23
                                              She is one of the best limit hold em players in the world.
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                                              • blueghost
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 09-11-09
                                                • 1715

                                                #24
                                                poker books.millions in tourny winnings.one of the best high stakes cash game players,continued playing through a grave illness one of the great personalitys in poker
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                                                • OneLossParlayGuy
                                                  SBR Wise Guy
                                                  • 04-27-10
                                                  • 815

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by MBENZ
                                                  If you think those two are hot ,what's your take on this doll?

                                                  a blond milf with nice is completely different than someone like this that looks like a 14 year old teenage boy. If you cant tell the difference between Harmon and this lesbo you posted, check to see if your penis still works
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                                                  • pokernut9999
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 07-25-07
                                                    • 12757

                                                    #26
                                                    She plays in the biggest cash games in Vegas , I think she might be good
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                                                    • obamaismyuncle
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 12-31-08
                                                      • 17801

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by pokernut9999
                                                      She plays in the biggest cash games in Vegas , I think she might be good

                                                      I know she's good but comes off stupid as fukk, to me anyways. She's on after dark this week and was watching it thiking to myself for about the millionth time, this chick is an idiot. She's constantly laying down the best hand both preflop and after the flop, never raises, she seems like she would fit in well playing with some senior citizens...on a side note she's fun to look at I've heard other pros like Hellmuth and the Mouth call her out before as well saying they don't know how she made it..
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                                                      • pokernut9999
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 07-25-07
                                                        • 12757

                                                        #28
                                                        She had a kidney transplant or something like that a few years ago, she almost died.
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                                                        • mr.inpak
                                                          SBR Sharp
                                                          • 12-13-09
                                                          • 449

                                                          #29
                                                          my question is isnt a pro defined as a person who is a winning player lifetime playing poker
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                                                          • stevenash
                                                            Moderator
                                                            • 01-17-11
                                                            • 65289

                                                            #30
                                                            Simple answer a pro is a money player.
                                                            Doesn't mean good pro.
                                                            She's a good pro, that's dumb like a fox.
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                                                            • DrStale
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 12-07-08
                                                              • 9692

                                                              #31
                                                              Career live tournament winnings:

                                                              Jennifer Harman: 2.5 million
                                                              Obamaismyuncle:0
                                                              JJgold: Negative a lot
                                                              Originally posted by Dark Horse
                                                              If with religion you mean belief system, your belief system is your religion. Again, it matters not what it is. You believe in it, you are loyal to it, would defend it, and yet have no proof of it, other than that, at one point or another, you chose to believe in it. Self-hypnosis. What if there were a snapping of fingers that broke the hypnosis?
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                                                              • ttwarrior1
                                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                • 06-23-09
                                                                • 28444

                                                                #32
                                                                a player with a huge roll and getting staked does have a better chance of winning then your average joe. Simple stuff.
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                                                                • ChileCheese
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 11-07-09
                                                                  • 1957

                                                                  #33
                                                                  I play for a living, and my so does my buddy and a whole shit load of other people we know. JJ and the bunch are wrong and retarded on this one.
                                                                  The butch one you are referring to, her name is Vanessa Selbst. And YES, she is awful. My buddy went 2-2 with her last night at $1000 Heads Up, but should have been 4-0.
                                                                  If you dont believe me, head to any poker tracker site... and search FISHENZON vs V.Selbst on Pokerstars.
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                                                                  • jjgold
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 07-20-05
                                                                    • 388189

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by BWest
                                                                    Agreed: Calling someone a pro poker player is about the same as calling me a pro turd hurdler.

                                                                    Its most misused phrase in the world


                                                                    When a guy that plays 10 hands of poker in his life and can win a tourney with 100 so called pros it kills the PRO theory
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                                                                    • ElCapitan
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 08-19-08
                                                                      • 2129

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by stevenash
                                                                      You make money throwing crap?
                                                                      He said turd HURDLER. He makes money JUMPING crap.
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