How is Jennifer Harmon a pro poker player?

**obamaismyuncle** · 03-09-11, 04:05 AM

**Cuse0323** · 03-09-11, 04:08 AM

Who knows, won a couple bracelets years ago now just lives off the endorsements and cashes once in a while.

**OneLossParlayGuy** · 03-09-11, 04:15 AM

dont know dont care...shes hot

unlike Annie Duke

**obamaismyuncle** · 03-09-11, 04:16 AM

Originally posted by OneLossParlayGuy

dont know dont care...shes hot

unlike Annie Duke

she is hot in kind of a weird retarded like way..I also think annie duke is hot in a retarded way

**Czu81** · 03-09-11, 06:04 AM

she is an excellent fix-limit holdem player....

**Rollins08** · 03-09-11, 06:24 AM

I bet she would take all of your money in 10 minutes.

**obamaismyuncle** · 03-09-11, 06:30 AM

Originally posted by Rollins08

I bet she would take all of your money in 10 minutes.

I bet she wouldn't

**jjgold** · 03-09-11, 06:41 AM

There is no such thing as a pro poker player

It is silliest misuse of a word I have ever heard

games of chance are not professional occupations

**MBENZ** · 03-09-11, 06:48 AM

Originally posted by obamaismyuncle

she is hot in kind of a weird retarded like way..I also think annie duke is hot in a retarded way

If you think those two are hot

,what's your take on this doll?

**obamaismyuncle** · 03-09-11, 06:49 AM

Originally posted by MBENZ

If you think those two are hot

,what's your take on this doll?

**BWest** · 03-09-11, 06:50 AM

Agreed: Calling someone a pro poker player is about the same as calling me a pro turd hurdler.

**stevenash** · 03-09-11, 06:51 AM

Originally posted by obamaismyuncle

she's dumber than a box of rocks.

She's written 2 books, made 2 1/2 million dollars in tourneys to date, I don't know her or you, but I'd venture a guess and say she's smarter than you.

You post here, she writes books, yeah my money is on her.

**Lincoln73** · 03-09-11, 06:51 AM

I was watching High Stakes Poker the other day and it took me 20 minutes to realize that Vanessa was a broad.

**BWest** · 03-09-11, 06:52 AM

She is epic.....I will make her (I mean him) my newest goddess.

**stevenash** · 03-09-11, 06:53 AM

Originally posted by BWest

Agreed: Calling someone a pro poker player is about the same as calling me a pro turd hurdler.

You make money throwing crap?

**treece** · 03-09-11, 07:00 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

There is no such thing as a pro poker player

It is silliest misuse of a word I have ever heard

games of chance are not professional occupations

you said it. most are losers like this guy. professional poker player.

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**Roxxyfish** · 03-09-11, 07:07 AM

Poker is a big industry,sowhat is wrong being apoker professional? i just hate the guys who play online,and called themselves a pro without ever played a real live tourney, these online guys cant survive in real tourney

**jjgold** · 03-09-11, 07:12 AM

Most so called pro poker player are flat broke

These guys that advertise for Poker Stars lucky if they won one tourney in the last 5 years

**obamaismyuncle** · 03-09-11, 07:13 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

Most so called pro poker player are flat broke

These guys that advertise for Poker Stars lucky if they won one tourney in the last 5 years

this is true

**Smoke** · 03-09-11, 08:49 AM

Originally posted by stevenash

She's written 2 books, made 2 1/2 million dollars in tourneys to date, I don't know her or you, but I'd venture a guess and say she's smarter than you.

You post here, she writes books, yeah my money is on her.

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**BRAVES1985** · 03-09-11, 08:58 AM

she's a good player really tight tho

if annie duke is at the table i will change the channel she never shuts the fuk up

**beach nut** · 03-09-11, 09:07 AM

She is one of the best limit hold em players in the world.

**blueghost** · 03-09-11, 10:22 AM

poker books.millions in tourny winnings.one of the best high stakes cash game players,continued playing through a grave illness one of the great personalitys in poker

**OneLossParlayGuy** · 03-09-11, 11:45 AM

Originally posted by MBENZ

If you think those two are hot

,what's your take on this doll?

a blond milf with nice

is completely different than someone like this that looks like a 14 year old teenage boy. If you cant tell the difference between Harmon and this lesbo you posted, check to see if your penis still works

**pokernut9999** · 03-09-11, 12:02 PM

She plays in the biggest cash games in Vegas , I think she might be good

**obamaismyuncle** · 03-09-11, 12:09 PM

Originally posted by pokernut9999

She plays in the biggest cash games in Vegas , I think she might be good

I know she's good but comes off stupid as fukk, to me anyways. She's on after dark this week and was watching it thiking to myself for about the millionth time, this chick is an idiot. She's constantly laying down the best hand both preflop and after the flop, never raises, she seems like she would fit in well playing with some senior citizens...on a side note she's fun to look at

I've heard other pros like Hellmuth and the Mouth call her out before as well saying they don't know how she made it..

**pokernut9999** · 03-09-11, 12:19 PM

She had a kidney transplant or something like that a few years ago, she almost died.

**mr.inpak** · 03-09-11, 12:35 PM

my question is isnt a pro defined as a person who is a winning player lifetime playing poker

**stevenash** · 03-09-11, 01:18 PM

Simple answer a pro is a money player.
Doesn't mean good pro.
She's a good pro, that's dumb like a fox.

**DrStale** · 03-09-11, 01:35 PM

Career live tournament winnings:

Jennifer Harman: 2.5 million
Obamaismyuncle:0
JJgold: Negative a lot

**ttwarrior1** · 03-09-11, 04:49 PM

a player with a huge roll and getting staked does have a better chance of winning then your average joe. Simple stuff.

**ChileCheese** · 03-09-11, 05:00 PM

I play for a living, and my so does my buddy and a whole shit load of other people we know. JJ and the bunch are wrong and retarded on this one.
The butch one you are referring to, her name is Vanessa Selbst. And YES, she is awful. My buddy went 2-2 with her last night at $1000 Heads Up, but should have been 4-0.
If you dont believe me, head to any poker tracker site... and search FISHENZON vs V.Selbst on Pokerstars.

**jjgold** · 03-09-11, 05:02 PM

Originally posted by BWest

Agreed: Calling someone a pro poker player is about the same as calling me a pro turd hurdler.

Its most misused phrase in the world

When a guy that plays 10 hands of poker in his life and can win a tourney with 100 so called pros it kills the PRO theory

**ElCapitan** · 03-09-11, 05:12 PM

Originally posted by stevenash

You make money throwing crap?

He said turd HURDLER. He makes money JUMPING crap.