SSK's NBA Thread 2

**BeatTheJerk** · 02-21-11, 06:30 PM

Originally posted by ssk13809

Anyways guys, don't have much time to argue. My doctors and scientists told me to rest before the Beast is Unleashed tomorrow.

Losing time is over. It's BEAST MODE time now. More details on what this implies tomorrow.

Your the greatest Mr. Beast ..............

**Indecent** · 02-21-11, 07:26 PM

Using his thread here as reference, he probably lost about 2k over this stretch anyway.

**DrStale** · 02-21-11, 08:16 PM

This guy is actually ridiculing Justin in the thread Justin created about going on a bad run. You cannot make this stuff up.

**MartinBlank** · 02-21-11, 08:20 PM

Originally posted by DrStale

This guy is actually ridiculing Justin in the thread Justin created about going on a bad run. You cannot make this stuff up.

Seriously Dr? Unbelieveable. And he is here asking everyone to be nice to him? Nothing surprises me any longer on this site.

**ssk13809** · 02-21-11, 08:22 PM

Originally posted by MartinBlank

Seriously Dr? Unbelieveable. And he is here asking everyone to be nice to him? Nothing surprises me any longer on this site.

Unbelievable? The fact that my ATS run has been FAR better than his (speaking W-L only), yet the way everyone has ridiculed me has been unbelievable.

I'm not talking units here. I've been ridiculed by you especially about my "%" ATS. Yet I go into that thread, and the responses are way different.

Now that's unbelievable!

26-46

I'd kill myself

Sorry, I don't see how my actions were so unbelievable. If I get ridiculed for going 14-20 or whatever this bad, I don't see why I can't go into a 26-46 thread and just not stop laughing?

**Full Time Hobo** · 02-21-11, 08:35 PM

he went 26 - 46 and you would kill yourself?

You lost 200 units in 9 days

Welcome back SSK by the way...

**MartinBlank** · 02-21-11, 08:36 PM

Originally posted by ssk13809

Unbelievable? The fact that my ATS run has been FAR better than his (speaking W-L only), yet the way everyone has ridiculed me has been unbelievable.

I'm not talking units here. I've been ridiculed by you especially about my "%" ATS. Yet I go into that thread, and the responses are way different.

Now that's unbelievable!

26-46

I'd kill myself

Sorry, I don't see how my actions were so unbelievable. If I get ridiculed for going 14-20 or whatever this bad, I don't see why I can't go into a 26-46 thread and just not stop laughing?

UNITS MATTER!!!!!

Here's why. Justin's 26-46 window didn't cost him 200 units. He is down roughly, 20 units.

You lost 10 times that amount. Sink in yet, Sherlock

Pause. Think. He lost 20 units. You lost 200 units. Pause. Think. Time to tie the noose.

You are such a f'in noob.

Are you really this f'in stupid, or is it an act?

Oh, and sparky. Justin may be the most limited player on SBR. He has probably had his limits lowered at more books than anyone here. You're picking the wrong dog to bark at.

**Full Time Hobo** · 02-21-11, 08:42 PM

Originally posted by MartinBlank

UNITS MATTER!!!!!

Here's why. Justin's 26-46 window didn't cost him 200 units. He is down roughly, 20 units.

You lost 10 times that amount. Sink in yet, Sherlock

Pause. Think. He lost 20 units. You lost 200 units. Pause. Think. Time to tie the noose.

You are such a f'in noob.

Are you really this f'in stupid, or is it an act?

Oh, and sparky. Justin may be the most limited player on SBR. He has probably had his limits lowered at more books than anyone here. You're picking the wrong dog to bark at.

Martin,

Forgive him his Money Management team didn't tell him about the whole one unit per game ordeal...

Hobo

**ssk13809** · 02-21-11, 08:54 PM

Originally posted by MartinBlank

UNITS MATTER!!!!!

Here's why. Justin's 26-46 window didn't cost him 200 units. He is down roughly, 20 units.

You lost 10 times that amount. Sink in yet, Sherlock

Pause. Think. He lost 20 units. You lost 200 units. Pause. Think. Time to tie the noose.

You are such a f'in noob.

Are you really this f'in stupid, or is it an act?

Oh, and sparky. Justin may be the most limited player on SBR. He has probably had his limits lowered at more books than anyone here. You're picking the wrong dog to bark at.

Wow are you this stupid? I even said "I'm not talking units here" yet you comeback talking units?

Let me try again.

Have you ridiculed my ATS RECORD? Not units. Let's repeat. Have you criticized or laughed at my ATS RECORD? Not units. Yes you have many times.

So if you have, then I don't see why I can't go into his thread and ridicule his ATS RECORD (NOT units). Get it? I am not laughing at his units. I am laughing at his RECORD.

R-E-C-O-R-D

So once again. I find it unbelievable people ridicule my RECORD so much, yet on his thread, it's not nearly as bad. And I don't find anything wrong with me laughing at his record, when people laughed at mine, only when his is far worse.

**ssk13809** · 02-21-11, 08:55 PM

Originally posted by Full Time Hobo

he went 26 - 46 and you would kill yourself?

You lost 200 units in 9 days

Welcome back SSK by the way...

I'm back

And I'm in BEAST MODE now. It's over.

**MartinBlank** · 02-21-11, 08:57 PM

Originally posted by ssk13809

Wow are you this stupid? I even said "I'm not talking units here" yet you comeback talking units?

Let me try again.

Have you ridiculed my ATS RECORD? Not units. Let's repeat. Have you criticized or laughed at my ATS RECORD? Not units. Yes you have many times.

So if you have, then I don't see why I can't go into his thread and ridicule his ATS RECORD (NOT units). Get it? I am not laughing at his units. I am laughing at his RECORD.

R-E-C-O-R-D

So once again. I find it unbelievable people ridicule my RECORD so much, yet on his thread, it's not nearly as bad. And I don't find anything wrong with me laughing at his record, when people laughed at mine, only when his is far worse.

No Moron. We are ridiculing EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU. EVERYTHING.

However, what everyone finds the most amusing---is the fact that you lost 200 units in 9 days time.

9 days. 200 units. That is what we make fun of the most.

The only reason your shitty ATS record even comes up is because of how you bragged about hitting 65% when you started your original NBA thread. No one is giving Justin shit because he doesn't act like a douchebag.

You on on the other hand guaranteed 65%.

And you hit less than 40%. Get that? Less than 40%.

That is what is funny.

You are so bad at NBA handicapping, we can pick any bet/angle you make and have enough material to last us for months.

**ssk13809** · 02-21-11, 09:20 PM

Yeah pretty sure that Justin guy was the one saying "Bring it on Bookmaker" just 3-4 weeks ago and then proceeded to get OWNED I guess.

So he's in the same category as "Oh I'm so good" and then goes on to go 26-46. Poor fella thought he could challenge the books. No one has been able to do that since me and my student Billy Walters.

And Martin stop making sh*t up, you very well know I'm not below 40%. Just because I'm not saying anything doesn't mean you have to keep repeating it.

**nyed1010** · 02-21-11, 09:23 PM

credit to ssk, he didn't clog up this forum even further by creating a separate thread "ssk's NBA Thread # 3". Instead of saying another thread same result, it'll be same thread and same result. Here goes another 100 fantasy units down the drain.

**MartinBlank** · 02-21-11, 09:29 PM

Originally posted by ssk13809

Yeah pretty sure that Justin guy was the one saying "Bring it on Bookmaker" just 3-4 weeks ago and then proceeded to get OWNED I guess.

So he's in the same category as "Oh I'm so good" and then goes on to go 26-46. Poor fella thought he could challenge the books. No one has been able to do that since me and my student Billy Walters.

And Martin stop making sh*t up, you very well know I'm not below 40%. Just because I'm not saying anything doesn't mean you have to keep repeating it.

Page 9, Post #283.

I kept track of it RIGHT IN THIS THREAD!

You are 12-19 ATS. 38%. Technically, 38.7%. Now, I know you need a math team to teach you--but 38.7 IS LESS THAN 40%

**ssk13809** · 02-21-11, 09:44 PM

Originally posted by nyed1010

credit to ssk, he didn't clog up this forum even further by creating a separate thread "ssk's NBA Thread # 3". Instead of saying another thread same result, it'll be same thread and same result. Here goes another 100 fantasy units down the drain.

SSK NBA Thread 3 opens tomorrow

**ssk13809** · 02-21-11, 09:45 PM

Originally posted by MartinBlank

Page 9, Post #283.

I kept track of it RIGHT IN THIS THREAD!

You are 12-19 ATS. 38%. Technically, 38.7%. Now, I know you need a math team to teach you--but 38.7 IS LESS THAN 40%

Way to not count my ATS win that day.

I think it was a Memphis bet I won.

Whatever, I'm gonna be in BEAST Mode now anyways so I don't care about 1-2 wins.

**MartinBlank** · 02-21-11, 09:46 PM

Originally posted by ssk13809

SSK NBA Thread 3 opens tomorrow

SSK NBA Thread #4 opens in 6 days.

SSK NBA Thread #5 opens in 13 days.

SSK NBA Thread #6 opens in 20 days.

You guys getting the pattern yet?

**MartinBlank** · 02-21-11, 09:47 PM

Originally posted by ssk13809

Way to not count my ATS win that day.

I think it was a Memphis bet I won.

Whatever, I'm gonna be in BEAST Mode now anyways so I don't care about 1-2 wins.

That record is accurate. You know it.

12-19 ATS to date. 38.7%.

Oh, and to get to your guaranteed 65% win rate----you have to hit 24 straight games ATS.

**ssk13809** · 02-21-11, 10:19 PM

Originally posted by MartinBlank

That record is accurate. You know it.

12-19 ATS to date. 38.7%.

Oh, and to get to your guaranteed 65% win rate----you have to hit 24 straight games ATS.

lol? You have me going 0-2 on Sunday ATS. I went 1-2. Got that? I'm over 40%.

**MartinBlank** · 02-21-11, 10:24 PM

Originally posted by ssk13809

lol? You have me going 0-2 on Sunday ATS. I went 1-2. Got that? I'm over 40%.

12-19. Period.

38.7%.

**phillybadboy** · 02-21-11, 10:27 PM

Originally posted by ssk13809

SSK NBA Thread 3 opens tomorrow

thanks for giving it another go ssk

**MartinBlank** · 02-21-11, 10:27 PM

Have you guys figured out why SSK tries these goofy teasers?

Because he doesn't have the stones to make ATS plays. Buying all those points give him comfort----and makes it feel less risky.

Pros know that only losers play teasers, and books make a killing off of them.

But I am making a guarantee. SSK NBA Thread #3 will contain plenty of teasers---PLENTY. He lacks the handicapping skills, and common sense to avoid them.

And we know he sucks as an NBA ATS 'capper, so he is hoping/praying he manages to hit one of his teasers.

**Full Time Hobo** · 02-21-11, 10:30 PM

NBA thread #3 ... All in on Heat ML

**phillybadboy** · 02-21-11, 10:31 PM

thre's alot of other guys losing in nba too

**nyed1010** · 02-21-11, 10:33 PM

Originally posted by phillybadboy

thanks for giving it another go ssk

phillybadboy is thrilled because he's probably made a jackpot fading him. No wonder he was so pissed that SSK left and now is happy as **** that he's back

**ssk13809** · 02-21-11, 10:33 PM

Originally posted by phillybadboy

thanks for giving it another go ssk

Don't worry man. This time I will win. I am in BEAST MODE now.

**ssk13809** · 02-21-11, 10:34 PM

Originally posted by MartinBlank

12-19. Period.

38.7%.

Okay so now we aren't going to count my legit non-edited wins?

You really want to play the "make up record" game? Because that's exactly what you are doing right now.

**FourLengthsClear** · 02-21-11, 10:35 PM

Originally posted by phillybadboy

thre's alot of other guys losing in nba too

That may be true, it can be a lottery at this stage of the regular season, but:

a) Most do not 'tilt' and are able to maintain sensible bet sizes
b) Not too many claim to hit 65%

**MartinBlank** · 02-21-11, 10:38 PM

Originally posted by ssk13809

Okay so now we aren't going to count my legit non-edited wins?

You really want to play the "make up record" game? Because that's exactly what you are doing right now.

Okay, to show you I am fair and not simply a "hater", and that I have pity on the mentally retarded.

13-19 is now your record.

I am not bothering to go back, if you say you hit Memphis---so be it.

You are now 13-19 ATS. 40%. And you are just 23 consecutive wins away from hitting your mark of 65% that you guaranteed.

**ssk13809** · 02-21-11, 10:46 PM

Originally posted by MartinBlank

Have you guys figured out why SSK tries these goofy teasers?

Because he doesn't have the stones to make ATS plays. Buying all those points give him comfort----and makes it feel less risky.

Pros know that only losers play teasers, and books make a killing off of them.

But I am making a guarantee. SSK NBA Thread #3 will contain plenty of teasers---PLENTY. He lacks the handicapping skills, and common sense to avoid them.

And we know he sucks as an NBA ATS 'capper, so he is hoping/praying he manages to hit one of his teasers.

No I'm going to play smart now. I was doing great at teasers till I started forcing them and doing 10 teasers in a day rather than earlier 1-2 max. When I was doing 1-2 teasers max a day, I was hitting. Then I put too much pressure on my teaser team, forced plays, and 1 team down all the teasers fell. That was stupid.

**phillybadboy** · 02-21-11, 11:07 PM

Originally posted by ssk13809

I'm back And I'm in BEAST MODE now. It's over.

ssk even if you don't win, i admire your persistance and respect your honesty

**FourLengthsClear** · 02-21-11, 11:08 PM

Originally posted by phillybadboy

ssk even if you don't win, i admire your persistance and respect your honesty

LOL

**ssk13809** · 02-22-11, 12:43 AM

Originally posted by TJones31

Has anyone seen this site FloppedBets.com??? There are some hilarious stories of some realll rough sports betting losses on here check it out www.FloppedBets.com

Um I hate to tell you but yeah you're in the wrong thread for a post like that.

**D3 Mighty Ducks** · 02-22-11, 12:46 AM

Why don't the Mods just shut down this thread and get rid of this guy once and for all. Just being realistic he brings no good to this forum.

**ssk13809** · 02-22-11, 01:04 AM

Originally posted by D3 Mighty Ducks

Why don't the Mods just shut down this thread and get rid of this guy once and for all. Just being realistic he brings no good to this forum.

Still jealous of my 70% ATS NFL season?

Hey D3 how did your season end? Last time I checked, you were getting killed so bad you quit lol.