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  • ChuteBoxe
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 11-21-07
    • 6885

    #106
    Originally posted by HAPPY BOY
    Swede is smart ,sexy and way cool. Nice job Swede now Robyn go get a push up bra and make your debut. Dont say anything just eat a hot dog on camera, nice and slow dont eat it like a chipmunk for gods sake!


    You always make me crack up bud.
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    • robzilla
      SBR MVP
      • 10-25-07
      • 3556

      #107
      Originally posted by Timetopay
      post it. grow a set

      Robzilla cant speak in sentences and posted them for awhile
      Dear Swede, what is up with Timetopay's man crush on me?

      from,
      Robzilla
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      • jjgold
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 07-20-05
        • 388179

        #108
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        • swede96
          SBR MVP
          • 12-05-07
          • 3875

          #109
          Originally posted by Timetopay
          Swede

          A. mix in a color in your room

          B. Clean your house lady. Men dont like that clutter

          C. Pause and take a breath once in a while
          A. The walls are bright green! What more do you want?!

          B. It's not really a mess so much as organized clutter. My office is my storage room right now until I fix the leaky roof in my actual storage closet. Sorry.

          C. I was nervous and people from New England talk fast and rarely breathe.
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          • swede96
            SBR MVP
            • 12-05-07
            • 3875

            #110
            Originally posted by WestsidePete
            swede...my question was from fish...the only one that uses stupid and trolls as hello on the forum...otherwise great job...keep up the good work...we may have you write on our new up coming site....fadethefish.net if your interested
            LOL! I know silly! I was directing my answer at him, but I didn't want to say his name, because WHEN he is DOING LURKING he CAN still HEAR!

            I am SO there! Can I shout random words?
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            • swede96
              SBR MVP
              • 12-05-07
              • 3875

              #111
              .
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              • swede96
                SBR MVP
                • 12-05-07
                • 3875

                #112
                Originally posted by rake922
                She didn't know what ATM meant....

                ATM

                Ass To Mouth: Porn or Hardcore Sex, Man Pulls penis out depths of a womans ass and immediately puts in the womans mouth.
                Ahhhh....I see. Then let me rephrase. I don't do butt sex and if ever I did, there's no way in hell that pee pee would be in any of my orifaces until it was cleaned.
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                • swede96
                  SBR MVP
                  • 12-05-07
                  • 3875

                  #113
                  Originally posted by Panic
                  I don't think her eye is due to any other reason than for the simple fact of getting hammered on regularly. Did she not just say she had a big smile on today from this weekends festivities? Her boyfriend must be a goddamn haas.


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                  • swede96
                    SBR MVP
                    • 12-05-07
                    • 3875

                    #114
                    Originally posted by Deuce
                    Oh well hello there...
                    Hi there, Deuce! I was waiting for your opinion most of all.
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                    • swede96
                      SBR MVP
                      • 12-05-07
                      • 3875

                      #115
                      Okay, I have enough posts in a row...so....thanks for the positive feedback guys! Also, thanks to most of you for not calling me hideous because I don't wear 10 pounds of makeup and I have clothes on.

                      Maybe I'll post another vid next week...this thread has given me a few ideas.

                      Deuce, I didn't want to cry on camera...I had to push our e-love out of my mind for those 6 minutes. I will have a very heartfelt vid for you someday.

                      Quebbler hasn't been in....do you guys think he's mad at me? I was just bustin' his balls.

                      JJ...you inspire me. Thank you for playing nice. I will take all of your advice into consideration. You're the king baby.

                      I'd like to thank my mom and dad for my genes, SBR for making me feel so at home, JJ Gold for being the wind beneath my wings.....*cue music*
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                      • Sportsgirl
                        SBR MVP
                        • 09-10-06
                        • 4493

                        #116
                        Boy, nothing like having your e-proposal ignored.
                        Last edited by Sportsgirl; 04-08-08, 08:36 AM.
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                        • swede96
                          SBR MVP
                          • 12-05-07
                          • 3875

                          #117
                          Awwww, I'm sorry, babe. I was trying not to make a whole page of responses. I wanted to respond to EVERY post...except CrazyLittleSpoon's...not worth it.

                          Of course I will marry you. We'll fly out of Vegas straight to Vermont.
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                          • frankiecheese
                            SBR Hustler
                            • 03-31-08
                            • 92

                            #118
                            Thanks Swede

                            Originally posted by jjgold
                            Solid performance

                            Still would never fuk her but nice debut

                            We got 3 others that will be debuting down the road


                            Your a Natural!!!
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                            • swede96
                              SBR MVP
                              • 12-05-07
                              • 3875

                              #119
                              Originally posted by crazyl
                              Swede-

                              Here's a message from Dirty at EOG... (only fair to mention since JJ posted this video there)


                              "She is about a 6.5.... Can't tell who she is looking at or what she is looking at..... makes ya wonder is she got kicked by a horse when she was younger and knocked her out of whack "
                              P.S. I don't give a flying fuk what some douchebag from another site says. I did this for fun for my boys and girls here at SBR. Yes, I do have a slight lazy eye that comes out when I am drunk, tired and apparently nervous and trying to concentrate on looking at a tiny camera. I'm fine with that. My boyfriend thinks I'm a 10, and that's really the only man I'm trying to turn on...so I win.

                              Also, you can speculate all you want, but SBR did not pay me one red cent for that video. They didn't even ask me to make it. Would I post weekly and maybe even with less clothing (IF my BF approved) if SBR wanted to add me to the payroll? Absolutely. But I'll probably post a vid from time to time anyway...because it's fun...and it looks like I have entertained some people.
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                              • ChuteBoxe
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 11-21-07
                                • 6885

                                #120
                                You could post a video with a peacoat on, and a winter hat, and you'd still be in my book.
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                                • curious
                                  Restricted User
                                  • 07-20-07
                                  • 9093

                                  #121
                                  Originally posted by crazyl
                                  More makeup, less clothing... Less talking also.

                                  EOG already ran this Q&A video thing into the ground, the members of SBR want pole-dancing or something similar..
                                  NO clothing, NO talking
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                                  • swede96
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 12-05-07
                                    • 3875

                                    #122
                                    Originally posted by curious
                                    NO clothing, NO talking
                                    So....I should just stand there naked and bounce up and down?
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                                    • swede96
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 12-05-07
                                      • 3875

                                      #123
                                      Originally posted by ChuteBoxe
                                      You could post a video with a peacoat on, and a winter hat, and you'd still be in my book.
                                      I like you. As hard as I try to hate your Yankee-lovin' ass...I just can't.
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                                      • SBR Lou
                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                        • 08-02-07
                                        • 37863

                                        #124
                                        Originally posted by swede96
                                        So....I should just stand there naked and bounce up and down?
                                        yes
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                                        • swede96
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 12-05-07
                                          • 3875

                                          #125
                                          Originally posted by crazyl
                                          yes
                                          Well, gee...I would, but it isn't all that pretty to watch a girl bouncing when her boobs are so tiny they barely move.
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                                          • curious
                                            Restricted User
                                            • 07-20-07
                                            • 9093

                                            #126
                                            Originally posted by swede96
                                            So....I should just stand there naked and bounce up and down?
                                            Surely you can think of more imaginative things you could be doing while naked. I didn't say you couldn't make noise, just don't talk. And no one said you can't use battery powered implements, or have "friends" in your video.

                                            Just trying to be helpful.
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                                            • Joeyfitzclick
                                              SBR Sharp
                                              • 01-04-08
                                              • 479

                                              #127
                                              You are from RI ?

                                              Come check out the Fifth Element in Newport - i'll buy you a beer.
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                                              • swede96
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 12-05-07
                                                • 3875

                                                #128
                                                I may have been there...is that the old Christies? I haven't been to Newport in a whle.
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                                                • warrant
                                                  SBR Wise Guy
                                                  • 04-07-08
                                                  • 638

                                                  #129
                                                  i love how americans talk, im not being mean as i am from canada and you would prolly wanna run me over with a 4 by 4 for being canadian

                                                  have some beeeas (beers) hehe
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                                                  • swede96
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 12-05-07
                                                    • 3875

                                                    #130
                                                    I'm half French Canadian...you're a-okay in my book!
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                                                    • curious
                                                      Restricted User
                                                      • 07-20-07
                                                      • 9093

                                                      #131
                                                      Originally posted by swede96
                                                      So....I should just stand there naked and bounce up and down?
                                                      You could eat a banana. I always loved the banana eating contests at the local bar. Quality was judged, not quantity.
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                                                      • curious
                                                        Restricted User
                                                        • 07-20-07
                                                        • 9093

                                                        #132
                                                        Originally posted by warrant
                                                        i love how americans talk, im not being mean as i am from canada and you would prolly wanna run me over with a 4 by 4 for being canadian

                                                        have some beeeas (beers) hehe
                                                        You punk azz mutha phuckers didn't support us in the war against the Islamic jihadists. PHUCK YOU.
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                                                        • Reload
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 03-23-08
                                                          • 12249

                                                          #133
                                                          Nice job, swede!

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                                                          • Thor4140
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 02-09-08
                                                            • 22296

                                                            #134
                                                            Swede the constant reminder that you have a boyfriend kinda ruins the momentum.
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                                                            • jjgold
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 07-20-05
                                                              • 388179

                                                              #135
                                                              Thor you can find a girl like that in your area, she is pretty but remember she is not only girl on earth. I think most posters since we live in glass houses think that way.
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                                                              • Thor4140
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 02-09-08
                                                                • 22296

                                                                #136
                                                                Originally posted by jjgold
                                                                Thor you can find a girl like that in your area, she is pretty but remember she is not only girl on earth. I think most posters since we live in glass houses think that way.

                                                                One that post here? I was speaking for the other guys anyway. Im like you. Im sick of broads. Its a lot easier being single. when i shut my front door all i here is an echo and i like it that way. My house is a train wreck and i don't have anyone nagging me to straighten it up. I do what i want when i want whenever i want. Im ready to get rid of my phone.
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                                                                • Sportsgirl
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 09-10-06
                                                                  • 4493

                                                                  #137
                                                                  Originally posted by Thor4140
                                                                  One that post here? I was speaking for the other guys anyway. Im like you. Im sick of broads. Its a lot easier being single. when i shut my front door all i here is an echo and i like it that way. My house is a train wreck and i don't have anyone nagging me to straighten it up. I do what i want when i want whenever i want. Im ready to get rid of my phone.
                                                                  Hey, dear, could you grab me a cold one? Oh, and toward the end of the week, try and keep it down, as I'll be watching The Masters and I do not wish to be disturbed.
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                                                                  • jjgold
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 07-20-05
                                                                    • 388179

                                                                    #138
                                                                    Thor you are so right, people think I am lying but if Swede or any other girl was nude in my basement I would seriously tell them to leave and go back to my pc .

                                                                    Thor we are the only happy ones, men with women are miserable.

                                                                    Is Swede's boyfriend happy?? NO WAY

                                                                    He is trapped and puts up with her and has to earn getting laid.
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                                                                    • Thor4140
                                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                                      • 02-09-08
                                                                      • 22296

                                                                      #139
                                                                      Originally posted by Sportsgirl
                                                                      Hey, dear, could you grab me a cold one? Oh, and toward the end of the week, try and keep it down, as I'll be watching The Masters and I do not wish to be disturbed.
                                                                      Marriage is a crumbling institution. All my headaches in life were from girls. There is a reason the divorice rate is near 70 percent. I can last about 3 years with the same girl and then it gets old. All that childs tuition i don't have to worry about. I would get a dog if i could figure a way to keep it from shitting. Honey lets go here, lets go there. I aint going nowhere and i like it that way. My parents have been married for 50 years and they can't even look at one another. The thought of being with the same person for 50 years would terrify me. And another thing people don't belong in the same bed. Its cool for about a year but after that get your own bed or i will get mine. Other then that im a pretty nice guy.
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                                                                      • jjgold
                                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                                        • 07-20-05
                                                                        • 388179

                                                                        #140
                                                                        Thor you are amazing, you figured it out, why can't others figure it out. I could never sleep in the same bed with anyone .

                                                                        Thor I can pick up the phone right now and bang a 19 year old spanish hottie for $200 and she is gone in 4 minutes (usually when i ***)
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