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  • illfuuptn
    SBR MVP
    • 03-17-10
    • 1860

    #1
    Why is sports betting so fukn easy?
    I don't do ANY statistical research or have a fukn database like many of you goons. I just watch some games, watch some market movement(most important) and just own this shit. Baseball is just easy. Hockey is just easy. College football is just easy. College basketball is just easy. The NBA is extremely easy. The NFL is my favorite. It's hilarious how every week there's a few games where most clowns like you guys are on one side of the game, yet the line barely moves, stands still, or even moves in favor of you clowns(called reverse line movement. look it up.). Yet you still bet away at the wrong side. And what do I do? I take your money by being on the right side. Yes, there are sides. The sports books let guys like me win so that they can squeeze max value from clowns who can't find the right side of an off line. Don't feel bad. 95% of sports bettors are clowns like you.
  • nli07
    SBR Wise Guy
    • 07-03-06
    • 604

    #2
    By calling other people clowns make you the biggest moron in town.
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    • Cicima6709
      SBR MVP
      • 09-12-10
      • 1023

      #3
      post ur picks


      I will agree with you though, line movement is key.
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      • inthetank
        SBR Rookie
        • 12-21-10
        • 13

        #4
        Wake up!!...You're having a "nocturnal emission!"(WET DREAM!)
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        • pattymayo
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 05-19-09
          • 10221

          #5
          post your picks brah
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          • Naz18
            SBR MVP
            • 09-10-09
            • 4277

            #6
            This fool is competing with tltaylor for posting the most BS
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            • spargament
              SBR MVP
              • 12-22-09
              • 1739

              #7
              Thank god for people like this that show the real difference between a troll, and a normal human being.
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              • illfuuptn
                SBR MVP
                • 03-17-10
                • 1860

                #8
                It's funny how you guys don't take the advice I gave you itt. There's some great info in there and you just want to bash me instead. Do you win? No. Do I win? Yes. Do you need my help? Yes. Do you want it? No.
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                • pattymayo
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 05-19-09
                  • 10221

                  #9
                  Originally posted by illfuuptn
                  It's funny how you guys don't take the advice I gave you itt. There's some great info in there and you just want to bash me instead. Do you win? No. Do I win? Yes. Do you need my help? Yes. Do you want it? No.
                  prove how good you are brah show us some past winners tickets
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                  • frostno98
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 09-11-07
                    • 9769

                    #10
                    Originally posted by illfuuptn
                    I don't do ANY statistical research or have a fukn database like many of you goons. I just watch some games, watch some market movement(most important) and just own this shit. Baseball is just easy. Hockey is just easy. College football is just easy. College basketball is just easy. The NBA is extremely easy. The NFL is my favorite. It's hilarious how every week there's a few games where most clowns like you guys are on one side of the game, yet the line barely moves, stands still, or even moves in favor of you clowns(called reverse line movement. look it up.). Yet you still bet away at the wrong side. And what do I do? I take your money by being on the right side. Yes, there are sides. The sports books let guys like me win so that they can squeeze max value from clowns who can't find the right side of an off line. Don't feel bad. 95% of sports bettors are clowns like you.
                    Just a matter of time until an idiot like this shows up claiming he's smarter than everyone else in this board, and that it possible to hit 80% in the NFL without any kind of documented proof whatsoever

                    So he won his 1st Monday night bet ever and now think he's unstoppable
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                    • illfuuptn
                      SBR MVP
                      • 03-17-10
                      • 1860

                      #11
                      Originally posted by frostno98
                      Just a matter of time until an idiot like this shows up claiming he's smarter than everyone else in this board, and that it possible to hit 80% in the NFL without any kind of documented proof whatsoever

                      So he won his 1st Monday night bet ever and now think he's unstoppable
                      80%? No. 57%? Yes.
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                      • RudyRuetigger
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 08-24-10
                        • 65084

                        #12
                        thread is good for 1 thing.

                        first post of the day
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                        • BettingGeek
                          Restricted User
                          • 10-07-10
                          • 3555

                          #13
                          Woo!
                          How 'bout you post 10 picks. If you go 6-4, you win!
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                          • dfberger23
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 11-08-10
                            • 5069

                            #14
                            cool story bro
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                            • Sunde91
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 11-26-09
                              • 8325

                              #15
                              Reverse Line Movement?

                              OH FUK

                              Get Vegas on the phone and tell them they're gonna be buried cause the secrets out.
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                              • thirtytwo
                                SBR MVP
                                • 01-07-10
                                • 1784

                                #16
                                this guy is sitting on 0-11 run with this kind of attitude
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                                • illfuuptn
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 03-17-10
                                  • 1860

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Sunde91
                                  Reverse Line Movement?

                                  OH FUK

                                  Get Vegas on the phone and tell them they're gonna be buried cause the secrets out.
                                  lol you're a moron. In order for RLM to fukn exist the books have to know EXACTLY what they're doing. They would rather take 30M from idiots and give 15M to sharps on one game than take 5M from each if that makes sense to you...but it won't because you are dumb.
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                                  • stealthyburrito
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 05-12-09
                                    • 21562

                                    #18
                                    then whats going on here

                                    Sports betting and handicapping forum: discuss picks, odds, and predictions for upcoming games and results on latest bets.
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                                    • illfuuptn
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 03-17-10
                                      • 1860

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by stealthyburrito
                                      Yeah I probably just pick 40%. That's probably possible. It's not like you have to get extremely unlucky to pick 40%. It just means that you truly pick 40%.
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                                      • Masu485
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 08-14-08
                                        • 7700

                                        #20
                                        RLM has surprisingly been proven to be effective in every sport for the past few years. we used to have a thread here tracking it and it seemed to be doing well...
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                                        • illfuuptn
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 03-17-10
                                          • 1860

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Masu485
                                          RLM has surprisingly been proven to be effective in every sport for the past few years. we used to have a thread here tracking it and it seemed to be doing well...
                                          add that to just being fukn good and you get maniez$$$$$$
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                                          • Killer_Demo
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 06-15-08
                                            • 8409

                                            #22
                                            this sh!t aint easy if it was everybody would be winning
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                                            • illfuuptn
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 03-17-10
                                              • 1860

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Killer_Demo
                                              this sh!t aint easy if it was everybody would be winning
                                              I used to think it was hard but after about 1 year of learning, I have realized that it's actually really ******* easy. I wish people understood that I'm not kidding. I'll probably make like 100k next year.
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                                              • illfuuptn
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 03-17-10
                                                • 1860

                                                #24
                                                I like tltaylor89

                                                He's like me. He fuks with you idiots and watches you all go nuts whilst laughing.
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                                                • frizzelli
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 08-06-10
                                                  • 8916

                                                  #25
                                                  the guy is such a pro he cant even afford $200 to be a pro
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                                                  • tltaylor89
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 06-19-09
                                                    • 19610

                                                    #26
                                                    They haven't figured out that yet. The act I put on here is sensational.
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                                                    • NrmlCurvSurfr
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 04-05-10
                                                      • 2896

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by illfuuptn
                                                      He's like me. He fuks with you idiots and watches you all go nuts whilst laughing.
                                                      Yeah thats called trolling and its only good for forum traffic numbers, its not like he contributes anything valuable....get real
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                                                      • illfuuptn
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 03-17-10
                                                        • 1860

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by NrmlCurvSurfr
                                                        Yeah thats called trolling and its only good for forum traffic numbers, its not like he contributes anything valuable....get real
                                                        I actually throw in nuggets of info veiled as insults and hyperbole but you fuks don't get it so you just don't listen. I win. That's the bottom line. I'm probably the best handicapper on here at the age of 19.
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                                                        • illfuuptn
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 03-17-10
                                                          • 1860

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by tltaylor89
                                                          They haven't figured out that yet. The act I put on here is sensational.
                                                          lol I know! They're such dumb first-level thinkers on here.
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                                                          • Domestic
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 02-10-09
                                                            • 6323

                                                            #30
                                                            Obvious troll thread, move along men, nothing to see here.
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                                                            • Rod1010
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 09-01-10
                                                              • 6208

                                                              #31
                                                              obama still president ?
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                                                              • THE PROFIT
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 11-27-09
                                                                • 17701

                                                                #32
                                                                I have observed through my life that everything comes easier to those with a vagina
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                                                                • NrmlCurvSurfr
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 04-05-10
                                                                  • 2896

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by illfuuptn

                                                                  lol I know! They're such dumb first-level thinkers on here.
                                                                  Some people dont have all day to sift through bs threads about how "successful" tltaylor pretends to be...every post that i see is exaggerated to the point where it is no longer congruent with his other Fantasy tales. Its so unbelievable that you begin to wonder why someone would even go through the trouble to write such bs, in the hopes that other people on the internet might read it. I know that most of this garbage is in players talk so its cool and everything. I just hope nobody follows this guys finacial advice.
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                                                                  • cobalt king
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 12-20-08
                                                                    • 1584

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by dfberger23
                                                                    cool story bro
                                                                    This!! ^^^
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                                                                    • GELATINOUS CUBE
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 08-09-09
                                                                      • 4534

                                                                      #35
                                                                      this guys next thread will be titled;

                                                                      'F*&k this. I Quit!!'
                                                                      blog '09-'10: 37-16: +$31,900
                                                                      mlb 2010; 16-12: +$4,540
                                                                      gellyhoops 2010: 10-6 +$3,150
                                                                      overall: 63-34 +$40,290
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