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My sister caught me once. Cinemax late night. Not good.
My sister caught me once. Cinemax late night. Not good.
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several times, all in my blog, try jerking off in same bedComment -
not doing that but my dad one time caught me munching box late night in the living room back in the day. I thought they were asleep upstairs.
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never.... too sharpComment -
Caught by the police feeling up a girl.Comment -
Never, I'm very fortunate and take precautionary steps.Comment -
We all have dudeComment -
..."Real fight don't start till round 13, in round thriteen ya asshole locks up, ya balls get tight, and ya don't wanna go another second, that's when the real fight starts"- Mike MccalumComment -
I got caught releasing on the inside bathroom door handle of a hotel room.המוסד
המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים
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Twice... by my wifeComment -
Yes. when i was 14 yrs. old.
my mom hired a mexican contractor to do some repairs on one of our showers.
i thought the guy was done for the day so i went into the bathroom with a penthouse i stole from my older brother.
so i was spanking it, and all of the sudden the bathroom door opens slightly and i see a horrified mexican guy quickly close the door.
all i could hear him say was perdon, perdon (excuse me, excuse me).
i later found out that he was replacing the lock on the door as well.
pretty awkard.Comment -
It's very awkward.. Especially when you don't ever talk about sex with the person thsat caught you..Comment -
always lock door
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I was in front room in my parents house, no doors, just an open area at night, didn't hear her coming from behind me. Was just full on taking care of business she saw me. How awful. I wonder if she still thinks about that. She didn't immediately turn away or anything. It was like a good three or four seconds before I think I even noticed she was there.Comment -
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I recall jj did by a construction crew.Comment -
yeah, got caught banging some girl out in a field when i was in high school by the police. i asked him if he could come back later lol but it didnt workComment -
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Lol some funny reads....Comment -
By who???
I got caught at home, in a dorm room visiting friends, and in a hotel room. It is very embarassing but I guess happens to everyone and their is no way to cover it up or explain what the fuk you were doing.Comment -
JJ we need specifics from you
Common palComment -
Enjoy, boys...
This would be about 9 years ago -- I'd just gotten a job in a new city, and so didn't really know anyone yet outside of work. I had a small bachelor apartment, which was almost completely unfurnished. At the time, I think I slept in a sleeping bag. I had a couch, a chair, a TV and TV stand, a lamp -- not much else. Sort of the bare essentials. No curtains either, by the way. That's important, so hold onto that.
As it turned out, the apartment complex I chose was in the middle of the gay district. Since I was new to the city, I hadn't known this. I'd been walking around town on my lunch hours at work, trying to find a place to live (I crashed at a friend's place my first few weeks until I found one). I eventually found a great-looking bachelor apartment, which was inexplicably $100 cheaper than any of the bachelors in the surrounding area. Hardwood floors, a deck, track lighting -- I couldn't believe my luck, and signed the lease right there on my lunch hour. It wasn't until my father brought the truck into town and helped me move in a week later, and we showed up to find two leather bull-queers necking in the lobby, that I realized what was going on. My father, I remember, gave me a long look -- waiting, I think, for me to officially come out of the closet right there in the truck. Much explaining ensued that I wasn't gay -- just an idiot who doesn't research apartments well.
As luck would have it, within a month of my moving in the landlord announced a total overhaul of all the decks by a construction crew. Suddenly the outside of my building looked like a war-zone, with lumber and cement mixers and dolleys running up the sides of the buildings. All the decks were ripped off the building, the doors were sealed up from the outside, and crews got busy laying the steel frame foundations for all the new decks. This took place over the course of months -- it's a thirty-storey building, with about eight apartments per floor, and a deck per apartment. So a little math tells you this wasn't finished in a day. As weeks turned to months, I stopped noticing them entirely.
One morning, I woke up hard, and I woke up early. Usually I trot off to the shower, have a little breakfast, get my shirt and tie pressed, and I'm off to work. This time I had a little time to kill, and so popped on the TV, found some hotty, got comfortable on the couch, and... well, started having some fun, if you catch me.
So I'm stroking away, and because I was already pretty revved up to begin with, it wasn't taking long. Tissues were at the ready. I revved up the pace a little, and...
...I orgasmed. Shot my load.
Just as four construction workers on a machine-lifted scaffolding appeared in my window to install my deck.
Sadly, I noticed this just before the load-shooting. As anyone who's shot a load or two will know, this isn't actually something you can stop. So, just as they appeared, and caught my eye, I... ejaculated in front of them.
Having done the deed, I was at a bit of a loss as to what to do next. So I very casually removed the tissues, gave a slight nod in their direction, as if to confirm their presence and pretend it was business as usual -- that gay construction workers watch me spank off every day from the window and this just happened to be their turn -- and casually waltzed into the bathroom.
You'd think this would be the end of the story. And well it should be, since it's already extremely, extremely embarrassing. And yet it's not the end of the story. Because since I'd rushed into the bathroom in a shamed state, I hadn't actually taken anything in with me. Like, say, clothes. I just had the underwear I was wearing. My only hope was to go about my morning bathroom routine very slowly, hoping they might move on before I finished so I could leave my bathroom and get a change of clothes.
I brushed my teeth. Hammering noises from outside. I showered. Drilling noises. I shaved. Silence. Ah!
I walked out in my underwear. The four of them were sitting around having coffee out of a thermos. Still there, of course. Still watching.
At this precise point I realized I'd simply have to get over this, and so went about the business of getting dressed in front of the construction workers. Pants, shirt, tie, socks. After I'd finished lacing up my shoes, I grabbed my briefcase and, turning to the window, gave a small bow.
They clapped.
That night I nailed bedsheets up against the windows.Comment -
I have a wee wee and I know how to use my wee weeComment -
that story was also posted by compactor.Comment -
I guess hotel room scene is one I can explain. It was 2 years ago and 10 of us guys rented one room and we shared it to keep costs down. Anyway there were 3 of us guys that did not go out and stayed in room while others went out and tried to pick up women. We were watching porn on the bed and the other 2 guys were wacking off, the other two guys were nude and I had on a fishnet suit (don't ask why) well my rod was getting hard because of the environment, they both were moaning and screaming so I started to wack off at a great sex on tv. I just pulled my cock out of my fishnet suit and applied some sort of spray gel to start. I was stroking hard and when I do this I get pissed if cock does not get up or if I cannot come after like 40 minutes. Well it was one of those rages and I had fukkin jelly and shit all over the place, my face, cock, ass, whatever....and the buds were trying to get in room. I guess they were struggling to get in because they were drinking and the other two guys went under the bed. I was strapped in somewhat because it gave me more leverage and when I wack off I tend to move to much so prefer to be strapped in. Anyway they finally got in, like 4 guys and 7 hot chicks and hear I am in bed , strapped in and jelly all over me. I could not get out and was stuck. Now can you imagine the feeling I was in with all these people looking at me in a fishnet suit strapped to a bed with my cock hanging out???? The worst part was all the jelly on my face I was itching during scene so had to itch my face and I had all the fukkin jelly on my hands from wacking off. Anyway some thought it was funny and others went ewwwwwwwwwwwwww.......a few girls and guys got smart and starting stroking me and two other girls started fingering me in the ass through the fishnet suit, I actually came which made it worse. It was the most embarassing thing I ever went through, what a fukkin mess...*** all over me now, jelly all over me, ass all jellyed up and they all laughed their asses off at me. Well picture me in a fishnet suit, bald headed, ass exposed and cock dangling out going into bathroom in front of a lot of people, actually through this got a nickname that very few people know called "Jellyfish: Now when i wack off I am alone with no chance of anyone walking in.
Normal ones when I have gotten caught and just under covers grinding and someone heard me or just walked in for some reason and no way to explain it. I always lied and said I had an itch but explaining the moaning is hard and all the party does most of time with all of us when caught is smirk or just give you that look like "sorry" and leave quickly.Comment -
Excellent work Deuce
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Joe WTF is wrong with you 40 minutes
"one of those rages and I had fukkin jelly and shit all over the place, my face, cock, ass, whatever"
Jellyfish Joe = JJ!!!Comment -
Good Night Men
Cougar I know SICK, it is so hard for me to ***, I am getting hard in this thread now...I might go to bed now and playComment -
I was caught by the cops twice. Both were back in the 1980's.
Once I was parked in my car on the entrance to a field that farmers use. I was in the back seat feeling a girl up and the cops shined the light in. Of course being the exhibitionist I was I tucked my shirt in my pants all crooked to make it look like I was dressed in a hurry. The cop told me it was private property and I would have to move on so I did.
Another time I was at a park with a girl not old enough to drink. She was 17 and I was 21. The cops shined the light in the car and said they wouldn't have stopped had they not seen a 6-pack on the dashboard. They told me to put it in the trunk and drove away. Nowadays I would be arrested for giving alcohol to a minor and given jail time.Comment -
jj, that shit is too funny
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