I'm Big Time!

[eidolon]

Rolled up to Taco Bell in my Wal-Mart work clothes and sat down in a booth. Two chicks sitting at the bar; a redhead with all her teeth and a brunette. My Grandpa is like " sonny that redhead keeps looking at you.." I told him I am checking out the U-conn women's basketball game score on my pager, who cares.

Got up and stared her straight in her lazy eye, and she smiled and flipped her hair. I talked her and her friend into going back to her barn and having a foursome with me and my grandpa, in front of some sheered goats.

Most of you limp dicks would have made fools of yourself; me???

I ain't big time?

Act like you know...

[big0mar]

[Ninersnut]

gay.

[EDDIE MONEY LINE]

me I would've put fire sauce all over my cok and cok slapped both girls in the face while my grandfather videotaped...but then again, I ain't big time either

[sweethook]

i love it , i know you tellin the truth - the barn part sold me

[Mikail]

love it.

[stealthyburrito]

hilarious!!

[G's pks]

wait till buttman sees this!

[onetrickpony]

speechless

[Deuce]

[Marginalis]

[BatemanPatrickl]

Rolled up to Taco Bell in my Wal-Mart work clothes and sat down in a booth. Two chicks sitting at the bar; a redhead with all her teeth and a brunette. My Grandpa is like " sonny that redhead keeps looking at you.." I told him I am checking out the U-conn women's basketball game score on my pager, who cares. Got up and stared her straight in her lazy eye, and she smiled and flipped her hair. I talked her and her friend into going back to her barn and having a foursome with me and my grandpa, in front of some sheered goats. Most of you limp dicks would have made fools of yourself; me??? I ain't big time? Act like you know...

Fail; you want to mock me be original.

[OmgUrMom]

batman just got owned. this story was 5x better

[HotStreak]

To have a good sense of humor, sometimes you have to be able to accept when the joke's on you.

[onetrickpony]

fuk ppl always trying to defend themselves u got owned

[trixtrix]

that ain't big time, that's hard time

[zam77]

eidolon posts some funny shite.

[jjgold]

LOL!!!!

This needs to stop

[G's pks]

Fail; you want to mock me be original.

come on have a sense of humor!

[BatemanPatrickl]

come on have a sense of humor!

I do; I laugh 24/7 at your Vikings ML -500 bet

[onetrickpony]

[G's pks]

I do; I laugh 24/7 at your Vikings ML -500 bet

So a pick from over a year ago which was around -230 is what you remember.... keep smoking poles and enjoy the thread!

[THE PROFIT]

So a pick from over a year ago which was around -230 is what you remember.... keep smoking poles and enjoy the thread!

you've angered patricia

[BatemanPatrickl]

So a pick from over a year ago which was around -230 is what you remember.... keep smoking poles and enjoy the thread!

No all of your picks make me laugh; you are too much of a wuss to take a -110 or + line. Your baseball capping thread is a joke.

[G's pks]

I just want to say merry christmas and I love you guys.

There I fixed it for you!

[BatemanPatrickl]

[quote=G's pks;8038216]

I just want to say merry christmas and I love you guys.[/quote] There I fixed it for you!

Good one; any plays tonight maybe Utah + 30

[BatemanPatrickl]

Learn to use the quote button too. My God you are not smart.

[G's pks]

Learn to use the quote button too. My God you are not smart.

better patty? I bet you are singing a christmas song right now! Do you have the spirit of the season?

[BatemanPatrickl]

better patty? I bet you are singing a christmas song right now! Do you have the spirit of the season?

Did you seriously go back and fix a post because you can't use the quote button? How much crack did your mom smoke when she was carrying you?

[JohnGalt2341]

I don't believe a word of it... unless of course you and your Grandpa had your way with with the Sheered Goats while the Redhead and the Brunette watched... then I would assume it's true.

[G's pks]

sing to us patty

[BatemanPatrickl]

sing to us patty

Give us a play Ghetto's Pks.