I will never smoke again!!! (kinda long but funny story)

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  • forloveofthegame
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    • 06-01-09
    • 5288

    #1
    I will never smoke again!!! (kinda long but funny story)
    Okay so me and some friends went to this party at an underground club in chicago last saturday night. we ofcourse had been drinking all night leading up to that and didnt know what to expect. One thing we did hear is that the dj that was going to be there is one of the most popular dj's in chicago so that sounded cool. anyways when we first got there we realized it was in an abandoned warehouse (yeah sketchy as fukk) so after contemplating we walk in and head up the elevator (everything in shitty ass condition). so get to the top floor, walked out and the room was not far from the elevator (remember we were drunk so it was the only reason why we came into the place in the first time). So we get to the door pay cover (like 5 bucks whatever) and then get patted down. So im thinking to myself "are we safe to be here right now??" anyways we walk in and first thing we notice is the room is no bigger than maybe 30' by 30' with a side area that had a big bar. So me, a friend, and two girls we came with are the only white ppl in the room (one of the other girls we came with was black that we didnt know was the one who heard about this place). Didn't bother us though just be cool and have no problems. Well right when i walked in this super hot black girl gave me a look but not like a wtf are you doing here look. so i just kinda ignored it went up to the small bar got some shots and a couple beers with the guys. We were kinda early so they were just getting the music going. The place was maybe half full with a huge guy to girl ratio. So under the circumstances, i knew i wasnt getting anything tonight lol.

    Well pretty soon after we got our drinks, the lights went out and the music came on. Im really big into hip-hop so after about 5 mins i knew this dj was bad as ****. when i went to go see whats up i noticed it was the fvcking girl i had the run in with djing. so im like holy fvcking shit you gotta be kidding me!! So i go tell my buddies whats up. Anyways the night goes on and im dancing with some random girls just enjoying myself. Throughout the night i would make eye contact with the dj. I dont know what it was but i was all about this girl. So im dancing with this randomn girl and my buddy comes up and was like "hey, this guys got some kush, want to smoke?". Now i haven't smoked in over a year and hadnt plan on doing it again but i was in the zone with a nice buzz and badass music so i told him "yeah, why the fukk not". so ten minutes later i hop off the dance floor. I find my buddy and hes with some ppl. we all end up doing our thing right in there with a window open nobody cared. Its been so long i didnt know what to expect really. So after we finish i go get another drink. im feeling really good so i just become a wall hanger. By that time, there was some no name rapper there doing what he does. Well this girl comes up to me and is like "want to dance??". ofcourse i accpeted and we started dancing. i was so out of it between how dark it was and how combod i was that by this time i had no clue what she even looked like, she could have been black or white for all i know, didnt really matter to me much. Just remember she had an amazing body. So anyways i danced with this girl for like an hour. We were really getting into it and then out of nowhere she just stopped so i just turned my back and walked away. Im like whatever, gotta take a piss and find my buddies. well we kicked it outside the room for a little bit from what i remember cause after this point everything was sketchy. We did leave not to soon after, prly was only oneish, but every one of us was hammered. so we caught a train headed back to my buddies apartment and crashed. All in all it was a good night but a horrible morning.

    Well anyways point of the story, just talked to my buddy today and while talking he brought up how funny it was watching me all over the dj. At first i was like "what??" but then remembered dancing with that girl i couldnt tell who it was and I was like shut the fuckk up!!!! hes like yeah dude i watched you bounce on her and she gave you a dirty look it was priceless she was hot and you were all about her earlier that night too! I was speechless after he said that

    I am still pissed about the situation and cant fvcking believe that actually happened. told myself i wouldnt smoke again, i do and look what happens. i had a thing for her and i could have fvcked her but i blew it
  • flyingillini
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 12-06-06
    • 41219

    #2
    O/U that the poster is 18.... I would lay 5k on Under
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    • freeVICK
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 01-21-08
      • 7114

      #3
      honestly whats the point of telling a story like this? nobody believes you, nobody cares
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      • NrmlCurvSurfr
        SBR MVP
        • 04-05-10
        • 2896

        #4
        Did not even read that. But it sounds like quite a story.
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        • tltaylor89
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 06-19-09
          • 19610

          #5
          Pecos Bill is that you?
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          • stevek173
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 03-29-08
            • 27598

            #6
            I enjoyed it dude

            Nice work
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            • forloveofthegame
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 06-01-09
              • 5288

              #7
              thought i would share. if you didnt like it move on

              im 22 by the way asshole

              and what part of the story wouldnt you believe?
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              • flyingillini
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 12-06-06
                • 41219

                #8
                Nice to see you back Pecos William!
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                • tltaylor89
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 06-19-09
                  • 19610

                  #9
                  I think Pecos took a little time off to perfect his stories.
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                  • Dad
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 11-26-08
                    • 23245

                    #10
                    Originally posted by forloveofthegame
                    thought i would share. if you didnt like it move on

                    im 22 by the way asshole

                    and what part of the story wouldnt you believe?
                    The part where you claim to have friends.



                    J/K bud. Stick to beer next time.
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                    • wtf
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 08-22-08
                      • 12983

                      #11
                      new gay handle pecos
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                      • pavyracer
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 04-12-07
                        • 82733

                        #12
                        Didn't Pecos Bill post the same story before?
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                        • forloveofthegame
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 06-01-09
                          • 5288

                          #13
                          you guys are acting like i said i fvcked hr in the ass and came inside of her
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                          • obamaismyuncle
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 12-31-08
                            • 17801

                            #14
                            Originally posted by forloveofthegame
                            Okay so me and some friends went to this party at an underground club in chicago last saturday night. we ofcourse had been drinking all night leading up to that and didnt know what to expect. One thing we did hear is that the dj that was going to be there is one of the most popular dj's in chicago so that sounded cool. anyways when we first got there we realized it was in an abandoned warehouse (yeah sketchy as fukk) so after contemplating we walk in and head up the elevator (everything in shitty ass condition). so get to the top floor, walked out and the room was not far from the elevator (remember we were drunk so it was the only reason why we came into the place in the first time). So we get to the door pay cover (like 5 bucks whatever) and then get patted down. So im thinking to myself "are we safe to be here right now??" anyways we walk in and first thing we notice is the room is no bigger than maybe 30' by 30' with a side area that had a big bar. So me, a friend, and two girls we came with are the only white ppl in the room (one of the other girls we came with was black that we didnt know was the one who heard about this place). Didn't bother us though just be cool and have no problems. Well right when i walked in this super hot black girl gave me a look but not like a wtf are you doing here look. so i just kinda ignored it went up to the small bar got some shots and a couple beers with the guys. We were kinda early so they were just getting the music going. The place was maybe half full with a huge guy to girl ratio. So under the circumstances, i knew i wasnt getting anything tonight lol.

                            Well pretty soon after we got our drinks, the lights went out and the music came on. Im really big into hip-hop so after about 5 mins i knew this dj was bad as ****. when i went to go see whats up i noticed it was the fvcking girl i had the run in with djing. so im like holy fvcking shit you gotta be kidding me!! So i go tell my buddies whats up. Anyways the night goes on and im dancing with some random girls just enjoying myself. Throughout the night i would make eye contact with the dj. I dont know what it was but i was all about this girl. So im dancing with this randomn girl and my buddy comes up and was like "hey, this guys got some kush, want to smoke?". Now i haven't smoked in over a year and hadnt plan on doing it again but i was in the zone with a nice buzz and badass music so i told him "yeah, why the fukk not". so ten minutes later i hop off the dance floor. I find my buddy and hes with some ppl. we all end up doing our thing right in there with a window open nobody cared. Its been so long i didnt know what to expect really. So after we finish i go get another drink. im feeling really good so i just become a wall hanger. By that time, there was some no name rapper there doing what he does. Well this girl comes up to me and is like "want to dance??". ofcourse i accpeted and we started dancing. i was so out of it between how dark it was and how combod i was that by this time i had no clue what she even looked like, she could have been black or white for all i know, didnt really matter to me much. Just remember she had an amazing body. So anyways i danced with this girl for like an hour. We were really getting into it and then out of nowhere she just stopped so i just turned my back and walked away. Im like whatever, gotta take a piss and find my buddies. well we kicked it outside the room for a little bit from what i remember cause after this point everything was sketchy. We did leave not to soon after, prly was only oneish, but every one of us was hammered. so we caught a train headed back to my buddies apartment and crashed. All in all it was a good night but a horrible morning.

                            Well anyways point of the story, just talked to my buddy today and while talking he brought up how funny it was watching me all over the dj. At first i was like "what??" but then remembered dancing with that girl i couldnt tell who it was and I was like shut the fuckk up!!!! hes like yeah dude i watched you bounce on her and she gave you a dirty look it was priceless she was hot and you were all about her earlier that night too! I was speechless after he said that

                            I am still pissed about the situation and cant fvcking believe that actually happened. told myself i wouldnt smoke again, i do and look what happens. i had a thing for her and i could have fvcked her but i blew it

                            and that's where the problem arises..
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                            • RudyRuetigger
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 08-24-10
                              • 65084

                              #15
                              anyone seen beerfest?

                              guarantee it was just like that

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                              • freeVICK
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 01-21-08
                                • 7114

                                #16
                                Originally posted by RudyRuetigger
                                anyone seen beerfest?

                                guarantee it was just like that

                                yea this dude probably has a fetish with 300 lb black chicks
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                                • BeatTheJerk
                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                  • 08-19-07
                                  • 31794

                                  #17
                                  You f u c k i n g low tolerance nerd. Get the bleep out of here.
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                                  • forloveofthegame
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 06-01-09
                                    • 5288

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by BeatTheJerk
                                    You f u c k i n g low tolerance nerd. Get the bleep out of here.

                                    Tough crowd tonight, eh

                                    Must be all the 30-40 year olds that haven't had vag in ten years besides the old lady
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                                    • manny24
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 10-22-07
                                      • 20046

                                      #19
                                      gamer i fukking love smoking weed too..."gotta crawl before you walk."
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                                      • sjm5122
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 09-22-08
                                        • 4213

                                        #20
                                        So you were messed up and danced on a girl?? am I leaving anything out?
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                                        • onetrickpony
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 08-23-10
                                          • 9434

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by sjm5122
                                          So you were messed up and danced on a girl?? am I leaving anything out?
                                          is that the summary, thanks if it is
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                                          • forloveofthegame
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 06-01-09
                                            • 5288

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by manny24
                                            gamer i fukking love smoking weed too..."gotta crawl before you walk."
                                            True that!
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                                            • landers781
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 02-27-09
                                              • 4774

                                              #23
                                              i think he left her hanging
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                                              • wtf
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 08-22-08
                                                • 12983

                                                #24
                                                btw

                                                the dj is a tranny, you were too stoned to notice
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                                                • stealthyburrito
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 05-12-09
                                                  • 21562

                                                  #25
                                                  lightweight.
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                                                  • forloveofthegame
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 06-01-09
                                                    • 5288

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by wtf
                                                    btw

                                                    the dj is a tranny, you were too stoned to notice


                                                    believe me i checked that out couple mins in
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                                                    • tripleblack1705
                                                      SBR Sharp
                                                      • 09-06-10
                                                      • 362

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by stealthyburrito
                                                      lightweight.
                                                      This apparently is the moral of his story.
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                                                      • THE PROFIT
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 11-27-09
                                                        • 17701

                                                        #28
                                                        no way in fukin hell I will read this shit! Doesnt anyone understand posting rules around here???
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                                                        • stealthyburrito
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 05-12-09
                                                          • 21562

                                                          #29
                                                          i still don't get the point of the story.

                                                          did weed make you forget what the dj looked like?? were you too drunk??
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                                                          • forloveofthegame
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 06-01-09
                                                            • 5288

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by stealthyburrito
                                                            i still don't get the point of the story.

                                                            did weed make you forget what the dj looked like?? were you too drunk??
                                                            its just something that happened that i thought would make a funny story. yes i was drunk and had smoked for the first time in over a year. i knew what the dj looked like i was just so fvcked up i didnt realize i was dancing with her. i had a thing for her when i first saw her and i thought it was ironic how i ended up dancing with her and a chance to close but left her hanging unaware that it was actually her until three days later. and now i feel like a moron
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                                                            • Duff85
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 06-15-10
                                                              • 2920

                                                              #31
                                                              lol have been in that situation before. funny shit.
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                                                              • Bigcheez
                                                                SBR Sharp
                                                                • 12-02-09
                                                                • 399

                                                                #32
                                                                Nothing like getting fvcked up and having your friends tell you the next day what really happened.
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                                                                • NYSportsGuy210
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 11-07-09
                                                                  • 11347

                                                                  #33
                                                                  So how does this help me in betting the Lakers-Wizards game tonight?
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                                                                  • forloveofthegame
                                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                    • 06-01-09
                                                                    • 5288

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by NYSportsGuy210
                                                                    So how does this help me in betting the Lakers-Wizards game tonight?
                                                                    take the over.its cash
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                                                                    • Hoja Verdes
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 08-23-06
                                                                      • 1403

                                                                      #35
                                                                      KYS
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