Deuce was never in law school. He was working as a valet at Somerset mall in Troy, MI (parking cars for rich lawyer second wives and mistresses) for a while until he got pinched by bookie and body guard in men's room at nearby Meijer for stiffing on a few hoops bets. Now guy turns tricks for pennies at Glory Hole off I-94 and spends all money on desperate parlay chase bets. He posts as "dell dude" at majorwager. Sad situation.
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Barry Feinstein
SBR Rookie
11-29-10
4
#4
Did someone say lawyer?
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#5
Originally posted by buztah
Deuce was never in law school. He was working as a valet at Somerset mall in Troy, MI (parking cars for rich lawyer second wives and mistresses) for a while until he got pinched by bookie and body guard in men's room at nearby Meijer for stiffing on a few hoops bets. Now guy turns tricks for pennies at Glory Hole off I-94 and spends all money on desperate parlay chase bets. He posts as "dell dude" at majorwager. Sad situation.
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doublej95
SBR Posting Legend
01-26-10
14094
#6
maybe he can aspire to be a paralegal one day.
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stealthyburrito
SBR Posting Legend
05-12-09
21562
#7
Originally posted by doublej95
maybe he can aspire to be a paralegal one day.
yup, striving to be a lawyer's bitch.
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ronald
SBR MVP
10-31-05
4918
#8
Deuce probably is a lawyer.
Probably lots of lawyers post here.
Not hard to be a lawyer in the United States.
Dime a dozen.
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#9
Easy way to be a lawyer= just pay tuition
Law schools begging for paying customers
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Deuce
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
01-12-08
29843
#10
Buzzy you're slightly off. I'll be at Shula's if you need me.
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#11
Deuce your not too bright, get a job at a fukkin warehouse where you fukkin belong you underachieving overweight fuk.
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Deuce
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
01-12-08
29843
#12
Originally posted by jjgold
Deuce your not too bright, get a job at a fukkin warehouse where you fukkin belong you underachieving overweight fuk.
I am warning you one last time. BACK THE FUKK OFF BEFORE YOU'RE BELLY UP.
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wtf
SBR Posting Legend
08-22-08
12983
#13
deuce, your amongst friends , come clean, good for the soul
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#14
Originally posted by wtf
deuce, your amongst friends , come clean, good for the soul
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Cougar Bait
SBR Posting Legend
10-04-07
18282
#15
I like JJ and Deuce
But that JJ car wash vid was one of the finest videos ever fukkin made
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wtf
SBR Posting Legend
08-22-08
12983
#16
good post CB
how did i miss this classic !
deuce at the car wash
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brxbmbers42
Restricted User
07-26-10
4312
#17
Originally posted by Cougar Bait
I like JJ and Deuce
But that JJ car wash vid was one of the finest videos ever fukkin made
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wtf
SBR Posting Legend
08-22-08
12983
#18
200 points for you deuce
SHOW YOUR FACE
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Deuce
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
01-12-08
29843
#19
Originally posted by wtf
200 points for you deuce SHOW YOUR FACE
I have already. It was my avatar for a month in June. When I first signed up it was my mug as well for almost a year.
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flyingillini
SBR Aristocracy
12-06-06
41219
#20
Deuce, I will be calling you at 9pm your time tomorrow. We need to discuss the final deal and move forward. Thanks again for making this such an easy process!
המוסד
המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#21
I forgot about that video
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unusialsusp5
SBR MVP
04-18-10
4198
#22
everyone knows you can buy the bar exam on line. why anyone would want to be a lawyer is beyond me. what a sad occupation. every lawyer in the country has opened up a collection floor. the only way they can make money is to buy up charged off unsecured credit card debt and sue the indigents for payments. they tried to get me and i spit in their faces.
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ngates815
SBR Posting Legend
12-01-09
13845
#23
Originally posted by jjgold
How many times have you failed bar tire boy??
Hi my name is Deuce and I am a 9
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#24
Gater i watched that video again and it was a classic
Deuce is such a hamburger, just look at his photo
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tommygun
SBR MVP
07-01-10
2239
#25
that photo surely is not deuce
BETTING EXCHANGES, easy money.
Soccer Tipping: 5-0-1
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ronald
SBR MVP
10-31-05
4918
#26
Originally posted by unusialsusp5
everyone knows you can buy the bar exam on line. why anyone would want to be a lawyer is beyond me. what a sad occupation. every lawyer in the country has opened up a collection floor. the only way they can make money is to buy up charged off unsecured credit card debt and sue the indigents for payments. they tried to get me and i spit in their faces.
So you're saying you're a stiff?
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#27
Tommy I can assure you that is in fact deuce
Yeh he us nothing to brag about
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wtf
SBR Posting Legend
08-22-08
12983
#28
Originally posted by jjgold
Tommy I can assure you that is in fact deuce
Yeh he us nothing to brag about
looking good deucemister !!
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tommygun
SBR MVP
07-01-10
2239
#29
Originally posted by jjgold
Tommy I can assure you that is in fact deuce Yeh he us nothing to brag about
haha and why do you have this picture of him?
BETTING EXCHANGES, easy money.
Soccer Tipping: 5-0-1
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keyboarding
SBR Hall of Famer
07-30-09
6817
#30
Deuce already admitted he was never a lawyer in a video. He was some kind of "consultant" or security at a law firm.
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#31
Originally posted by tommygun
haha and why do you have this picture of him?
Tommy he sent it to me and plus he stiffed credit wagering a long time ago
Look at Deuce's chin and tell me you do not laughI do
Please someone roll this fuk down the hill
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TR88
Restricted User
06-10-10
9364
#32
Originally posted by jjgold
Tommy he sent it to me and plus he stiffed credit wagering a long time ago
Look at Deuce's chin and tell me you do not laughI do
Please someone roll this fuk down the hill
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Deuce
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
01-12-08
29843
#33
Originally posted by tommygun
haha and why do you have this picture of him?
Not me.
Guy has been trying to pound me in the ass for a while now. I am 25, 235 6'1"
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#34
Deuce ok not you, I will play your game even though Michigan stamped on photo
I know you feel embarrassed so just go to a fukkin gym instead of always looking to eat
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tommygun
SBR MVP
07-01-10
2239
#35
Originally posted by Deuce
Not me. Guy has been trying to pound me in the ass for a while now. I am 25, 235 6'1"