Ever wake up and find one of these on your sofa?

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  • Dad
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 11-26-08
    • 23245

    #1
    Ever wake up and find one of these on your sofa?
  • chilidog
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 04-05-09
    • 10305

    #2
    You need a new couch, Dad.
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    • Doc JS
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 09-15-06
      • 6885

      #3
      Yeah, she's one of the people who think Wisconsin is the best team in the country....
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      • Dad
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 11-26-08
        • 23245

        #4
        First reaction is always, who is this girl and how did she get inside my house? How did she get here? How fukked up was I last night?
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        • EDDIE MONEY LINE
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 02-24-10
          • 6298

          #5
          damn dad, u really get the bitches wet...haha
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          • Cabo
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 09-07-06
            • 5273

            #6
            Dad, is this something you have found on your couch?
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            • The Seer
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 10-29-07
              • 10641

              #7
              Originally posted by Doc JS
              Yeah, she's one of the people who think Wisconsin is the best team in the country....
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              • stealthyburrito
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 05-12-09
                • 21562

                #8
                i would get a new couch.

                the design patterns and colors on that couch are an eye sore.
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                • xraygord
                  SBR MVP
                  • 09-18-09
                  • 2599

                  #9
                  Classy.
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                  • Fieldysnuts44
                    SBR MVP
                    • 10-02-08
                    • 1592

                    #10
                    I used to find chicks like that at my house every Saturday and sunday when i was in my early Twenties.They were usually waiting on one ofe their freinds to get done *******. Id wake up with two drunk bitches. Now I just wake up hungover,house full of kids and one no it all bitch. LOL You single guys dont ever get married
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                    • Nicky Santoro
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 04-08-08
                      • 16103

                      #11
                      At least it's a hot chicks pee. it could be worse. it could be this..

                      it happens from 48 secs to 1 min..

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                      • Dutch
                        SBR MVP
                        • 09-21-10
                        • 4339

                        #12
                        I once had a bitch walk down my hallway towards my front door and piss on my carpet. I forgave her tho', we were both fukin' wasted.
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                        • 36mafia
                          Restricted User
                          • 11-08-09
                          • 2389

                          #13
                          shes a keeper
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                          • CMattis22
                            SBR Wise Guy
                            • 10-16-09
                            • 968

                            #14
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                            • tkim8404
                              SBR Wise Guy
                              • 01-28-10
                              • 622

                              #15
                              I cannot say that I have. However you mix alcohol with any night and anything is possible I guess.
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                              • drew17
                                SBR High Roller
                                • 11-06-10
                                • 128

                                #16
                                hahahahhaa
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                                • csm506
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 07-10-10
                                  • 1402

                                  #17
                                  No I have not but I am still alive and you never know.
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                                  • Rod1010
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 09-01-10
                                    • 6208

                                    #18
                                    wtf is up wit ppl
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                                    • jayroy25
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 11-18-09
                                      • 1578

                                      #19
                                      I sleep walked in my exes house and pissed all over her carpet and woke her up. The funniest thing is when i woke up i didnt know it and she said that the dogg was pissin on my spot markin his territory
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                                      • RollPlayer
                                        SBR Wise Guy
                                        • 07-26-10
                                        • 779

                                        #20
                                        Could have been worse...at least it was a girl
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                                        • the_situation
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 10-22-10
                                          • 2735

                                          #21
                                          lol
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                                          • Double Bogey
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 07-24-10
                                            • 1465

                                            #22
                                            That's some funny crap right there. Classic
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                                            • pmidy88
                                              Restricted User
                                              • 07-17-10
                                              • 220

                                              #23
                                              thats shit right there is funny as hell
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                                              • Waterstpub87
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 09-09-09
                                                • 4102

                                                #24
                                                You must have never lived in a Frat house Dad. I used to find shit like that every fri, sat and sun morning. Worst shit is when drunk bitches pee in you bathtub. Grimey drunk hoes, doing scandalous stunts.
                                                Last edited by Waterstpub87; 11-24-10, 12:41 AM. Reason: grammatical error
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                                                • Dad
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 11-26-08
                                                  • 23245

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Nicky Santoro
                                                  At least it's a hot chicks pee. it could be worse. it could be this..

                                                  it happens from 48 secs to 1 min..

                                                  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzZrctQcNf8&NR=1
                                                  That Poppie is sly as a fox.
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