Some of those famous one liners, my favorite Roddy Piper from They live "I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum.......And I'm all out of bubble gum.
funniest one liners in movie
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PharieswheelSBR Sharp
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#1funniest one liners in movieTags: None -
pavyracerSBR Aristocracy
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#2I think is called the ferris wheel.Comment -
DavydaveSBR Wise Guy
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#3I'll have what she's having. (Restaurant orgasm scene in When Harry met Sally.)Comment -
benjySBR MVP
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#4The Price is Wrong... Bitch. (Happy Gilmore fighting Bob Barker)Comment -
Goose-JuiceSBR Rookie
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#5wax on, wax off...*Karate Kid
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#6One of my favorite all time one-liners. From the movie ALIENS .
ELLEN RIPLEY (Sigourney Weaver) - This little girl survived longer than that with no weapons and no training. Right ?
( Little girl nods)
HUDSON (Bill Paxson) - Why don't you put her in charge !!!Comment -
MartinBlankSBR Hall of Famer
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#7That They Live is hysterical.
There are so many to choose from.
Watch Blazing Saddles---Mel Brooks' comedy--------that movie could never be made today-----too many pc people.Comment -
timmyboy34243SBR MVP
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#8smokey and the bandit, whole frickin' movie is a hoot - early in when jackie gleason lines up the 3 kids while stripping down the car, has them put there hands on the car and lines up behind them, kicks a kid in the ass says, That Junior is an attention getter........Comment -
Jiggy FlySBR MVP
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#9There are a ton in the Rocky movies...
Gazo: How's about investing in condominiums? It's safe.
Rocky: Condominiums?
Gazo: Yeah, condominiums.
Rocky: I never use 'em.Comment -
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#10Ward weren't you a little hard on the Beaver last night ( In honor of June Cleaver (Barbara Billingsly) just passing)Comment -
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Martin yes, very funny stuffy. How about his "Young Frankenstein?" So many including this classic.
Igor and Inga in front of HUGE castle doors.
Dr Frankenstein: What knockers
Inga: Oh, thank you doctor.
Also, if you have never watched "A Fish Called Wanda" you must. Talk about politically correct.Comment -
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#13You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?Comment -
TakethebookiSBR Sharp
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#15isnt that a song?> u eat pieces of shit for breakfast whats the basis by kanye?Comment -
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#16I'm in town to play the Dolphins you moron.
Did the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove?Comment -
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#17smokey and the bandit, whole frickin' movie is a hoot - early in when jackie gleason lines up the 3 kids while stripping down the car, has them put there hands on the car and lines up behind them, kicks a kid in the ass says, That Junior is an attention getter........
Love that movieComment -
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#18The Lady Vanishes
My father always taught me never desert a lady in trouble. He even carried that as far as marrying Mother.Comment -
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#19now i know im pretty, but i aint as pretty as a couple of titties - true romanceComment -
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#21Dumb and Dumber...after Mental eats those hot peppers and Lloyd and Harry give him rat poison...Lloyd looks up and just says, "Check Please".Comment -
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#23You could be walking around lucky, and not even know it.Comment -
WrigleySBR Hall of Famer
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#24Dumb and dumber "So you're telling me there's a chance"
Lloyd: What do you think the chances are of a guy like you and a girl like me... ending up together?
Mary: Well, Lloyd, that's difficult to say. I mean, we don't really...
[pause]
Mary: Not good.
Lloyd: You mean, not good like one out of a hundred?
Mary: I'd say more like one out of a million.
[pause]
Lloyd: So you're telling me there's a chance...Comment -
blackbartSBR MVP
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#25Tony Cheesburger: The 4 horse! Nobody bets the 4 horse, Trotter. The 4 horse is a joke. They let little kiddies on the 4 horse to have their picture taken."
Can't you people just watch the horses? Do yo have to bet on them?Comment -
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#26From Rounders..."I felt like Buckner walking back into Shea"Comment -
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#27'you can't fool me, there ain't no Sanity Clause'
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#28"Lets not start sucking each other's dicks just yet" - Winston Wolf, Pulp FictionComment -
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#29Now go get your fukking shine box.Comment -
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#30HAPPY GILMORE
I'm going with Shooter's line "Doug, how am I supposed to chip with 2 naked bikers making out in the woods!"Comment -
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#32thats right, my bADComment -
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#33" I'm not gonna hurt you I'm gonna bash your fuc8ing brains in" The ShiningComment -
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#34I always tell the truth.... Even when I lie! - Tony MontanaComment -
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#35Who's her orthodontist, Ray Charles? - Let it Ride
Any of you homo's out there wanna touch me...and I'll kill ya. - StripesComment
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