**** My Dog

Deuce · 10-28-10, 02:52 AM

How old is this bastard?

Jimmy Proffett · 10-28-10, 02:54 AM

I think it's funny that the 1st person to reply to this thread is named "Deuce".

bobbyfk · 10-28-10, 02:54 AM

sorry but

GiveMeaBJ · 10-28-10, 02:54 AM

Originally posted by Jimmy Proffett

I think it's funny that the 1st person to reply to this thread is named "Deuce".

Extra Innings · 10-28-10, 02:55 AM

Steaming Deuce...must be the season of the bitch.

hockeyman30304 · 10-28-10, 03:02 AM

thats funny...atleast it was the rug not the carpet..and not your bed

ZetaPsi808 · 10-28-10, 04:12 AM

Originally posted by Jimmy Proffett

I think it's funny that the 1st person to reply to this thread is named "Deuce".

capitalist pig · 10-28-10, 06:08 AM

Your never going to teach your dog not to sh1t in the house by hitting it, thats not how dogs learn.

later

AMBlai01 · 10-28-10, 06:29 AM

You are doing it all wrong...

tripleblack1705 · 10-28-10, 07:10 AM

get rid of the fuk

SoCalFisher · 10-28-10, 10:31 AM

Originally posted by capitalist pig

Your never going to teach your dog not to sh1t in the house by hitting it, thats not how dogs learn. later

sjm5122 · 10-28-10, 11:05 AM

I think you're supposed to grab it by the back of the neck. Hitting the dog is the exact reason why it did bite you, you're making it violent. I also wouldn't rub it's face in the poo/pee after the fact, you need to catch the dog in the act. Just trying to help.

d2bets · 10-28-10, 11:12 AM

What breed of dog?

jjgold · 10-28-10, 11:23 AM

your under pressure I can tell

I would not hit a dog because they cannot hit back

Hit me Giver you mother fukker and I will bury you

RonPaul2008 · 10-28-10, 11:29 AM

Originally posted by GiveMeaBJ

He decides 3:30 is a good time to take a shit on the rug right next to me. I smell it and as soon as I stand up he runs away. I yell at him go to drag him and stick his face in hit and he runs away. So I go to pick it up and it really stinks...bad. Now my shit luck of course it's not a solid one you could just pick up. Its wet, I get the big clumps then have to scrub the rug to get the rest out. I throw it out the back door and I go upstairs and find him curled up in my bed pretending to sleep. I grab his face and start yelling at him. This ************ bites me breaks the skin in 2 places. So I hit him back on his ass a few times and he runs into the other room.

How is this mother fucker going to bite me? I didn't shit on the floor next to him.

You hit your dog??

Ninersnut · 10-28-10, 11:41 AM

I beat the shit out of my dogs when they were little. Bring your Peta shit elsewhere. Beating it when it shits on my floor solved the problem.

BTW I got a Siberian Husky and a Pit

Grits n' Gravy · 10-28-10, 11:48 AM

shit happens.

the rubbing face in it and hitting him guarantees he will do it again just to **** with you.

acarmelo1 · 10-28-10, 11:57 AM

WvGambler · 10-28-10, 11:58 AM

Why do you even need a pet in the house? Lame.

RonPaul2008 · 10-28-10, 12:00 PM

Originally posted by Ninersnut

I beat the shit out of my dogs when they were little. Bring your Peta shit elsewhere. Beating it when it shits on my floor solved the problem.

BTW I got a Siberian Husky and a Pit

Why the **** do you even have dogs if you care for them so little that you would beat the shit out of them?

Ninersnut · 10-28-10, 12:36 PM

It's not like I come home and wale on my dogs for shits in giggles. If they fvck stuff up I hit them. It took about a handful of times and they learned. You sound like one of these pussies who is going to put your kid in the "timeout" chair?

Deuce · 10-28-10, 12:48 PM

Originally posted by Ninersnut

It's not like I come home and wale on my dogs for shits in giggles. If they fvck stuff up I hit them. It took about a handful of times and they learned. You sound like one of these pussies who is going to put your kid in the "timeout" chair?

GiveMeaBJ · 10-28-10, 12:53 PM

I didn't hit my do because he shit. I hit him because he bit me.

kickenchicken · 10-28-10, 01:54 PM

sounds like he needs doggy school.. Mike Vicks skewl of dawg trainin yo! Where you only pay one price per dog

stealthyburrito · 10-28-10, 02:26 PM

i don't condone hitting dogs but for some people i know it has been a really effective way to get them to shed their bad habits.

if you do it right then you won't have to hit them again.

Deuce · 10-28-10, 02:27 PM

Originally posted by stealthyburrito

i don't condone hitting dogs but for some people i know it has been a really effective way to get them to shed their bad habits. if you do it right then you won't have to hit them again.

pavyracer · 10-28-10, 02:30 PM

You should be happy the dog didn't shit in your face.