Halloween Football Contest Sponsored By Cougar Bait (Video)

**Cougar Bait** · 09-27-10, 05:31 AM

Herbie are you a top or bottom?

**LVHerbie** · 09-27-10, 06:12 AM

Originally posted by Cougar Bait

Herbie are you a top or bottom?

Cougar, honestly, I have no problem admitting I'm willing to do just about anything for money so, given the right price, I'm sure I could meet whatever your perverse sexual preferences might be... But, as I probably significantly over-value my anal virginity (and I'm also lacking that twinkish body type most people, such as yourself, are chasing) I'm pretty sure I'm out of your price range so there probably isn't enough incentive for me to continue down this path...

**Fishhead** · 09-27-10, 07:27 AM

Originally posted by Cougar Bait

Here's the youtube

No meat in this one. Eggplant, artichokes, black beans, tomatoes, green, red peppers, onion, celery, and a bunch of spices. First time I've done one without meat. It actually came out really good.

UNREAL

I have that same exact crock pot and make almost the same exact thing(minus the eggplant).

GREAT TAILGATING FOOD BY THE WAY ON A COLD DAY.

**Fishhead** · 09-27-10, 07:29 AM

Originally posted by LVHerbie

Cougar did you read my latest of my series of (highly) edited post? I'm (currently) out your contest... Way to many question marks IMO...

Also just for you I won't edit posts in this thread anymore as it is apparently interfering with the sexual imagery of me that you are trying to develop through the profiling of your "contestants" (which I still think is the most likely purpose of this contest and playing the most likely role of who is "winning" at any given moment)...

I actually like Cougar, one of my favorite posters, would hate to see him get banned at SBR

**LVHerbie** · 09-27-10, 07:54 AM

Originally posted by Fishhead

I actually like Cougar, one of my favorite posters, would hate to see him get banned at SBR

I'm lost Fishhead... Banned for his sexual perverse mental fantasies involving me? Given some of the other things other have done here and only getting a temp-bans (and that it is probably safe to assume that at least a couple unnamed mods are also abusing me in exact same way) I can't see him getting anything more then a couple infraction points (at best) for this..

**LVHerbie** · 09-27-10, 08:57 AM

I was going to start a thread for something I discovered when I was drunk a couple nights ago but figured this was probably the most appropriate place...

**stevek173** · 09-27-10, 09:08 AM

Originally posted by Cougar Bait

Here's the youtube

No meat in this one. Eggplant, artichokes, black beans, tomatoes, green, red peppers, onion, celery, and a bunch of spices. First time I've done one without meat. It actually came out really good.

Well than that just ******* sounds delicious then.

Great call on the Powerade too Herb

**Fishhead** · 09-27-10, 09:12 AM

Originally posted by LVHerbie

I'm lost Fishhead... Banned for his sexual perverse mental fantasies involving me? Given some of the other things other have done here and only getting a temp-bans (and that it is probably safe to assume that at least a couple unnamed mods are also abusing me in exact same way) I can't see him getting anything more then a couple infraction points (at best) for this..

COUGAR and HERBIE will both crack the TOP TEN in the SEPT POSTER OF THE MONTH CONTESTS..........enjoy the SBR gifts.

**LVHerbie** · 09-27-10, 04:45 PM

The picture of above is non-alcoholic version of the drink I tried to recreate below (blue power-aid and bacardi 151)... In honor the former (which I tried (somewhat unsuccessfully) to mimic in color, taste, and smell) I'm calling the later cocktail "The Urinator"...

**LVHerbie** · 09-27-10, 05:02 PM

One more pic of my creation...

**polskboy** · 09-27-10, 05:31 PM

i dont get one think why would anybody go to the game with a free ticket and then also ask for free food and drinks???guys cougar dont have to give you shit free ... he is a nice guy so he made that contest because he have a free ticket.fack what is the world coming to when people get free shit and then bitch about the food.wtf???????????if you dont have the money dont facken go simple as that.

**Cougar Bait** · 09-27-10, 05:43 PM

It's really no big deal, I am having a lot of fun with this thread. It was worth buying the ticket just to see what a total mess this has become. Herbie, I know you won't believe me but I am straight as a fukkin arrow, I swear on Justin7's book, you can trust me. Fishhead, that chili is really good, I decided to do it veggie style this time and was surprised how much I didn't miss the meat. I usually do a pork chili. Oh and Herbie that bacardi 151 and powerade would probably get me destroyed in about 2 hours, I can not drink stuff like that. In fact, after watching Brock's choices during the Cubs game I will likely fill a cooler before I leave. Herbie, what's "twinkish?"

**stevek173** · 09-27-10, 06:17 PM

Originally posted by Cougar Bait

I am straight as a fukkin arrow

Good to know, not that I was questioning it.

As am I.

**Cougar Bait** · 09-27-10, 06:22 PM

Stevie we are gonna nail some college tail you fuk

This is a lot of pressure

Fuk I am horny

**stevek173** · 09-27-10, 09:32 PM

Cosign on the tail

**Cougar Bait** · 09-27-10, 11:17 PM

Cashed these tonight, plus a straight bet on the Bears:

3 team teaser
[413] DETROIT +18-110 (B+6)
[430] CHICAGO +9-115 (B+6)
[317] TEMPLE +19½-110 (B+6)

2 team teaser
[427] NY JETS +8-110 (B+6)
[10430] CHICAGO +11½-120 (B+6)

**Cougar Bait** · 09-27-10, 11:49 PM

Not sure why when I make videos for some reason Loshak videos now appear when I try to paste them into a post. JJ, is there some new way to post vids now?

Anyway, Bears Packers vid link:

http://video.sbrforum.com/video-10267-Bears-Packers-Monday-Night.html

**LVHerbie** · 09-28-10, 02:17 AM

CB, I decided that the Toledo / East Michigan game is probably a bigger deal (I'm thinking ESPN gameday might show up) so unless the offer significantly improves (say you throw in free airfare? fist class obviously...) it is unlikely I'm visiting Champaign this weekend and you can consider this my final official exit from your contest (and this thread)...

**stevek173** · 09-28-10, 04:53 AM

Coug I'm headed down to corporate for a few days to handle some business. Have a good week.

**Cougar Bait** · 09-28-10, 05:41 AM

Herbie Eastern Michigan is one really great football team, I understand the dilema. First class airfare will not be included, but you should stick around. It's nothing but good times in this thread.

I hope corporate is DTF Stevie, good luck.

**stevek173** · 10-01-10, 11:16 PM

Corporate was cool Coug things are goot. GO STATE! Who else is in Iowa.

**FrozenMAN** · 10-02-10, 12:23 AM

what did ya expect dude, a bunch of idiots bitch about free shit in this thread and say they wana go YET when it comes down to it, i bet they don't show if they live in within 2 hours of THE HOUSE OF PAIGN...i wana go see a game this year, as this is first year in the past 5 i've missed an illini home game as i am out of the dump they call champaign. i shoulda went to see the victory over OSU this weekend but have prior commitments..anyways, i would say pick me though meeting MULTIPLE people from this board and them knowing my name scares me away from entering....i didn't even meet brock landers when the guy worked at the pizza hut 2 blocks from my place and i saw him drive by me AND EVEN let me use the crosswalk infront of him MULTIPLE times, yet remained incognito....

should be an interesting weekend as at that point, THE ILLINI WILL BE LOOKING FOR WIN #6 SO THEY CAN LOCK IN A BOWL BID!!!

ps...the free food woulda been nice as the prices are high inside the stadium lol, i once needed a cup to dip during the game and they wouldn't just give it away, i had to fuckin buy it for a buck....OUTRAGEOUS!

**onlooker** · 10-02-10, 12:25 AM

If I lived out there, I would go. You guys have fun, and lots of video/pictures of the college tail.

**FrozenMAN** · 10-02-10, 12:36 AM

god i just read the ENTIRE thread...WHAT A CLUSTERFUCK....some many ******* moochers, herbie guy is UNREAL, begging for some fuckin brats, dude at an illini tailgate just go to any frat's tailgate with a bottle and then chow down dude....and fishhead was only crybabying cause iowa blows the big one as shows their true colors this year...the misfits on this sight is UNREAL lololololololol...

and that steve guy seems ******* NUTS too and would be a good addition to this classy crew of 4 SBR'ers in champaign....i certainly will be checking those police blotters on sunday LOL....the quiet campus town of champaign will NEVER be the same after this event lolol...and where the hell is this guy filiming that video from???

**stevek173** · 10-02-10, 08:09 AM

Originally posted by FrozenMAN

and that steve guy seems ******* NUTS too

You don't come out of an 8 year year relationship then get milked like a cow by a Nympho who said she was the one 50 times in one month then sweat wondering if she would have her period as her ex thought you were a professional hockey player then, well **** the rest

without being a little ******* nuts for awhile

**** where is the powerade

**Cougar Bait** · 10-02-10, 10:44 AM

Frozenman enter the contest officially if u can make it to the game. Brock is fine in person, he just drinks sugary drinks like a large fly. Stevie you are still in first place. Onlooker too bad you would be a great addition. Contest ends Monday October 4th!!!

**FrozenMAN** · 10-02-10, 10:28 PM

sounds like an interesting time stevie....and i dont think so cougar....i woudl liek to but i dont know....i wana get tixs to that NW-ILL game at wrigley but they are a bitch to find...

**LVHerbie** · 10-03-10, 05:30 AM

This thread has grown lame without me (which is similar to how your weekend is going to be)...

**stevek173** · 10-03-10, 08:05 AM

Originally posted by LVHerbie

This thread has grown lame without me (which is similar to how your weekend is going to be)...

I disagree

**LVHerbie** · 10-03-10, 08:25 AM

Limp as jj's dick...

**LVHerbie** · 10-03-10, 08:26 AM

Originally posted by stevek173

I disagree

Don't challenge me son unless you are looking for real competition...

**Cougar Bait** · 10-03-10, 09:10 AM

How about a quick boxing match between Herbie and Stevie for the title? Now that would be something.

Herbie, give us your stats.

**Fishhead** · 10-03-10, 09:25 AM

Nice effort by Illinois yesterday...............almost pulled off the upset.

**Cougar Bait** · 10-04-10, 07:05 AM

Originally posted by Fishhead

Nice effort by Illinois yesterday...............almost pulled off the upset.

Last day for contest pending Brock Landers situation, still developing.

**stevek173** · 10-04-10, 08:22 AM

6'1" 190 lbs blue eyes brown hair/brows/pubes
I love long walks on the beach until the water gets in my flip flops
I love humorous movies
I DON'T love the receiving end of anal sex
I love

and ass and girls melting in my arms
I love volleyball and nitrates
I love hockey and hockey video games all things hockey
I love masturbating to lesbians ******* eachother in the weirdest of ways I love that non cock porn
I love offering people reduced closing costs for sex
I hate police but I respect them
I hate taxes but I pay them
I love beautiful women - and I love when they scream at me and try to hit me I don't know why I think I might be a little sick.

Carved out of fuicking steel

I have to get to work have a good day.