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  • Extra Innings
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    • 02-26-10
    • 15058

    #1
    Congratulations to "The One" on his 20,000th post
    Congratulations FlyingIllini!

    You recall the story of David, having been anointed king by Samuel; then he helped his father on the farm as a shepherd boy. His older brothers were, involved in the service of Saul. The armies of the Philistines gathered on one mountain, and the armies and the hosts of Israel gathered on the other mountain (see 1 Samuel 17). There was a champion, Goliath, who went out from the Philistines. He was six cubits tall. Now, as I understand it, a cubit is the distance from your elbow to the end of your forefinger. That would make him probably over eight feet tall. Anyway, Goliath had on heavy armor. He had a man to carry his shield. I should tell you about his spear. They didn't say it was some kind of rod with a heavy end. They described his spear as "like unto a weaver's beam." I imagine that this was some formidable kind of a weapon. Goliath marched back and forth and called to the Israelites saying, "I am a Philistine. Send down one of your men, and I will fight him to the death. Should he win, then, we will be thy servants. Should I win, then you will be our servants, the servants of the Philistines."

    For forty days and forty nights he walked up and down. I should stop here just long enough to tell you I can't imagine, if FlyingIllini had been up on the mountain on the side of the Israelites, even if he was in the process of releasing, that he would have tolerated Goliath cursing the God of Israel and taunting the Israelites. I believe FlyingIllini would have gone down off the mountain to meet Goliath. So would have Captain Moroni from the Book of Mormon. He would have boomed down off the mountain. You know what he would have said? "We will end the conflict." I believe he would have gone down to take care of Goliath.

    David's father called him as he was taking care of the sheep and gave him an ephah of parched corn and ten loaves to take to his brethren. Then he gave him ten cheeses that might be delivered to the captain of the thousands of men. And so David went. When he arrived, David left the carriage with the cheeses and the loaves and the other goods. Then he went to see what was going on. As he stood there, the man Goliath came out. David heard Goliath's taunts and cursing. He saw that the Israelites fled, from Goliath, and they were afraid. He stood and listened, and the Israelite men told him the story. Then they said to him, "Whosoever would slay Goliath, in that same hour the king will enrich him, will make his father a free man, and will give unto him his daughter."

    Then David said something very significant. "Who is this uncircumcised Philistine that he should defy the armies of the living God?" I guess others heard him and saw in David the courage that hadn't been found in others, and so they went and told King Saul. Saul called David to come forth, and David went to King Saul and offered to go down and fight Goliath. King Saul said, "Thou art but a youth. It would not be good to send thee against this man, for he is a man of war since his youth."

    Then David told of slaying the lion and the bear and said, "The Lord will deliver this man into my hands." He persuaded King Saul, and King Saul let him go forth. They put on David all of the armor of King Saul. (You can imagine it was probably the best armor that could be had, since the king would wear the best of everything.) But David decided not to go with this armor. Sometimes, when we see someone who is willing to do something, we impose upon him our ideas and standards. That handicaps him by imposing upon him the things which we think he ought to do--even when we finally find the one man who is courageous enough. David took off the armor and put his shepherd's bag over his shoulder. He took a staff, and then he went to the brook and selected five smooth stones. Then he started toward Goliath. The scripture says, "And when he drew nigh unto Goliath, Goliath came to him." Then when Goliath could see who this was (Goliath's shield bearer was out in front of him), he saw a mere shepherd boy with a staff and a shepherd's bag over his shoulder. Goliath, over eight feet tall, with all of his armor, said, "Am I a dog, that you would come before me with staves? Today, the birds will feed upon the flesh from thy bones, and the beasts will feed upon thy flesh."

    David said, "You come to me with a shield, and with a sword, and with a spear, but I come to you in the name of the living God of the hosts of the armies of Israel. This day shall the God of Israel deliver thee into my hands, and I will remove thy head from thy body." I don't know that that scared Goliath much, but at least it was a threat. David also said, "And the beasts of the fields and the fowls of the air shall feed upon the bodies of all of the army of the Philistines." This, of course, must have provoked Goliath a little, and he increased his speed toward David. But the scripture says that "David ran to Goliath." He ran to Goliath, selected from his shepherd's bag one of the stones, and put it in his sling. The scripture says he slung it at Goliath. Then Goliath, as you recall, toppled to the earth. David ran and stood on him. Not having a sword, he removed Goliath's sword from the hilt and severed his head from his body. Then all of the hosts of the Philistines fled in fear and terror.
    Now I want to make a point. FlyingIllini is a man of Christ, I believe, who does get involved. David was young; he wasn't a member of the army or a part of the army. He could easily have stood and watched this thing go on, listened maybe in a frightened way, taken the carriage, and gone back to his father and his sheep. But FlyingIllinigets involved.

    No mames guey!
  • Shortstop
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 01-02-09
    • 27281

    #2
    Congrats on 20K, Illini!
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    • Brock Landers
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 06-30-08
      • 45359

      #3
      Wow

      Salud guy!

      Now fukkin tell us who Timmy D is so we can continue to make coin off his NBA plays which are off the charts. No one else is even close.
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      • Deuce
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        • 01-12-08
        • 29843

        #4
        May God bless you, Illini.
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        • sickler
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 06-05-08
          • 15006

          #5
          Illini has become one of my favourite posters. Unconventional, offbeat.....just the way I like 'em.

          *** in a chick's left nostril. WTF...LOL
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          • stealthyburrito
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 05-12-09
            • 21562

            #6
            Christ be with illini and all his plays.
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            • Extra Innings
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 02-26-10
              • 15058

              #7
              Break out the Purple Passions...
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              • jjgold
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 07-20-05
                • 388179

                #8
                Yayo King!!!!

                Spreadsheet Champ

                Businessman of the year

                Jewish man of the year

                Congrats
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                • Brock Landers
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 06-30-08
                  • 45359

                  #9
                  Originally posted by jjgold
                  Yayo King!!!! Spreadsheet Champ Businessman of the year Jewish man of the year Congrats
                  The Jewish businessman's association president. Known to be Thrifty and tight with his lending requirements.
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                  • lakerboy
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 04-02-09
                    • 94379

                    #10
                    Interesting character. I would like to meet this individual. Congrats.
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                    • TheLock
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 04-06-08
                      • 14427

                      #11
                      Congrats Illini

                      Solid poster. Looking forward to hanging with this guy at the Bash.
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                      • CappinTerp
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 11-26-09
                        • 9650

                        #12
                        Congrats, what number is higher.? Your post or Wlit the Stilt ladies.?
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                        • stealthyburrito
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 05-12-09
                          • 21562

                          #13
                          Originally posted by CappinTerp
                          Congrats, what number is higher.? Your post or Wlit the Stilt ladies.?
                          Wilt Chamberlain's finest accomplishment:

                          Although shy and insecure as a teenager, adult Chamberlain became well-known for his womanizing. As his lawyer Seymour "Sy" Goldberg put it: "Some people collect stamps, Wilt collected women."[5] Swedish Olympic high jumper Annette Tånnander, who met him when he was 40 and she 19, remembers him as a bona fide pick-up artist who was extremely confident yet respectful: "I think Wilt ****ed everything that moved...[but] he never was bad or rude."[5] Many of Chamberlain's personal friends testified he had a "magnetic personality", once had 23 women in 10 days, had no problems organizing a threesome (or more), and particularly enjoyed a TV skit on the show In Living Color in which a mother and her daughter approach a Vietnam Wall-like list of women who slept with him, both of them pointing out that their names are on it, as well as a 1991 Saturday Night Live sketch where ** Hammer played Chamberlain in "Remembrances of Love", where Chamberlain spoofs a soap opera with romances with women that are usually over in five minutes.[5] However, Los Angeles Times columnist David Shaw claimed that during a dinner with Shaw and his wife, Chamberlain was “rude and sexist toward his own date, as he usually was,” adding that at one point Chamberlain left the table to get the phone number of an attractive woman at a nearby table.[14]
                          In 1991, Chamberlain wrote his second autobiography, A View from Above. There, the lifelong bachelor claimed he had sex with 20,000 women. For this to be true, he would have had to have had sex with 1.14 women per day from the age of 15 up until the day of his death, a rate of almost eight women a week. (One jokester asked if that number was "regular season only, or does that include the playoffs?") Quickly, he became target for jokes and jibes, and fellow African-American tennis superstar Arthur Ashe was highly critical, blasting Chamberlain for embarrassing black men and fueling prejudices about their sexual behavior. Chamberlain defended himself: "I was just doing what was natural—chasing good-looking ladies, whoever they were and wherever they were available" and pointed out he never started a relationship with a married woman.[15] In a 1999 interview shortly before his death, Chamberlain regretted not explaining the sexual climate at the time of his escapades, and warned other men who admired him for it, closing with the words: "With all of you men out there who think that having a thousand different ladies is pretty cool, I have learned in my life I've found out that having one woman a thousand different times is much more satisfying."[16] Chamberlain also acknowledged he never came close to marrying, and had no intention of raising any children.[6]
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                          • Extra Innings
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 02-26-10
                            • 15058

                            #14
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                            • flyingillini
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 12-06-06
                              • 41219

                              #15
                              Thanks so much everyone! It means everything to me. I couldn't do it without you guys! Orale guey!
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                              • Deuce
                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                • 01-12-08
                                • 29843

                                #16
                                Release my friend.

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                                • sickler
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 06-05-08
                                  • 15006

                                  #17
                                  Orale!
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                                  • flyingillini
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 12-06-06
                                    • 41219

                                    #18
                                    Here it is, the big 20,000!!!!!!!!!! Thanks my fellow posters!
                                    המוסד‎
                                    המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                                    • TheLock
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 04-06-08
                                      • 14427

                                      #19
                                      Illini how many times will you be releasing to Keez in celebration of this monumental event?
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                                      • Arsenal
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 01-30-09
                                        • 1349

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by flyingillini
                                        Here it is, the big 20,000!!!!!!!!!! Thanks my fellow posters!
                                        Congrats. I will be at 20,000 in about 40 years.
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                                        • Extra Innings
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 02-26-10
                                          • 15058

                                          #21
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                                          • THE PROFIT
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                                            • 11-27-09
                                            • 17701

                                            #22
                                            Good job, Illini.
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                                            • Extra Innings
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 02-26-10
                                              • 15058

                                              #23
                                              Pull out the Keez....
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                                              • flyingillini
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 12-06-06
                                                • 41219

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by TheLock
                                                Illini how many times will you be releasing to Keez in celebration of this monumental event?
                                                Lock, I am looking forward to hanging at the bash. I will not be releasing tonight but I will this week. I do not release unless yayo is consumed. I know it's not a good thing.
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                                                • flyingillini
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 12-06-06
                                                  • 41219

                                                  #25
                                                  Extra Innings is a true hero and legend on SBR. Hey Extra, I am more interested in the story of Joshua rather than David. I think Joshua suits me more better, don't ya think?
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                                                  • flyingillini
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 12-06-06
                                                    • 41219

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Extra Innings
                                                    Pull out the Keez....
                                                    My Macbook and Ipad will be released on , you better believe it.
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                                                    • Mikail
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                                                      • 07-19-09
                                                      • 21689

                                                      #27
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                                                      • stealthyburrito
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 05-12-09
                                                        • 21562

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by flyingillini
                                                        Here it is, the big 20,000!!!!!!!!!! Thanks my fellow posters!


                                                        i love illini's personality, he enjoys life to the fullest.
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                                                        • Brock Landers
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 06-30-08
                                                          • 45359

                                                          #29
                                                          Gimmie a name, don't make me pop your eye out!
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                                                          • Extra Innings
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                                                            • 02-26-10
                                                            • 15058

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by flyingillini
                                                            Extra Innings is a true hero and legend on SBR. Hey Extra, I am more interested in the story of Joshua rather than David. I think Joshua suits me more better, don't ya think?
                                                            Indeed,
                                                            As the Israelites left Egypt on their exodus, Joshua was one of the twelve spies sent by Moses to reconnoiter the land of Canaan. Joshua and Caleb were the only two who had confidence that God would give Israel the land of Canaan despite its formidable inhabitants. Because of their faith God allowed Joshua and Caleb to enter the promised land, but he vowed that the others of Joshua's generation would die in the wilderness. God instructed Moses to designate Joshua as his successor. Joshua led the Israelites into the promised land. The book of Joshua recounts his victories at Jericho, Ai, and other places.
                                                            Num 14:6-10 - Joshua's confidence in God
                                                            Josh 1:1-9 - God's faithfulness to Joshua
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                                                            • flyingillini
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 12-06-06
                                                              • 41219

                                                              #31
                                                              Extra, as a child growing up, My Mother used to sing to me. She used to sing "Joshua Fought The Battle Of Jericho" to me. Being that is my name and all.

                                                              Joshua fought the battle of Jericho
                                                              Jericho Jericho
                                                              Joshua fougth the battle of Jericho
                                                              And the walls come tumbling down

                                                              God knows that
                                                              Joshua fought the battle of Jericho
                                                              Jericho Jericho
                                                              Joshua fought the battle of Jericho
                                                              And the walls come tumbling down

                                                              Good morning sister Mary
                                                              Good morning brother John
                                                              Well I wanna stop and talk with you
                                                              Wanna tell you how I come along

                                                              I know you've heard about Joshua
                                                              He was the son of Nun
                                                              He never stopped his work until
                                                              Until the work was done

                                                              God knows that
                                                              Joshua fought the battle of Jericho
                                                              Jericho Jericho
                                                              Joshua fought the battle of Jericho
                                                              And the walls come tumbling down

                                                              You may talk about your men of Gideon
                                                              You may brag about your men of Saul
                                                              There's none like good old Joshua
                                                              At the battle of Jericho

                                                              Up to the walls of Jericho
                                                              He marched with spear in hand
                                                              Go blow them ram horns, Joshua cried
                                                              'Cause the battle is in my hands

                                                              God knows that
                                                              Joshua fought the battle of Jericho
                                                              Jericho Jericho
                                                              Joshua fought the battle of Jericho
                                                              And the walls come tumbling down

                                                              You may talk about your men of Gideon
                                                              You may brag about your king of Saul
                                                              There none like Joshua
                                                              At the battle of Jericho

                                                              They tell me, great God that Joshua�s spear
                                                              Was well nigh twelve feet long
                                                              And upon his hip was a double edged sword
                                                              And his mouth was a gospel horn

                                                              Yet bold and brave he stood
                                                              Salvation in his hand
                                                              Go blow them ram horns Joshua cried
                                                              'Cause the devil can't do you no harm

                                                              Joshua fought the battle of Jericho
                                                              Jericho Jericho
                                                              Joshua fought the battle of Jericho
                                                              And the walls come tumbling down

                                                              Up to the walls of Jericho
                                                              He marched with spear in hand
                                                              Go blow them ram horns, Joshua cried
                                                              'Cause the battle is in my hands

                                                              Then the lamb ram sheep horns began to blow
                                                              The trumpets began to sound
                                                              Old Joshua shouted glory
                                                              And the walls came tumblin' down

                                                              God knows that
                                                              Joshua fought the battle of Jericho
                                                              Jericho Jericho
                                                              Joshua fought the battle of Jericho
                                                              And the walls come tumbling down

                                                              Down, down, down, down, down
                                                              Tumblin' down
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                                                              • Extra Innings
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                                                                • 02-26-10
                                                                • 15058

                                                                #32
                                                                Beautiful Man...beautiful!
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                                                                • Extra Innings
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 02-26-10
                                                                  • 15058

                                                                  #33
                                                                  orale guey!
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                                                                  • obamaismyuncle
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 12-31-08
                                                                    • 17801

                                                                    #34
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