Great fukkin vid, one of JJ's all time best
Congrats Brock Landers Video
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Brock LandersSBR Aristocracy
- 06-30-08
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THE PROFITSBR Posting Legend
- 11-27-09
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#37Several Tuesday morning headlines could have came from this.
1. Man drowns in 12oz. of $6 champagne. Authorities are investigating as neighbors say all they heard were screams of profanity & brock landers, a fictional porn star from the movie 'boogie nights'. It appears the man, who is yet to be identified, had video equipment set up in a garage on his property. Authorities are not saying for sure, but it looks like a possible kiddie porn ring.
Neighbors are not surprised by this, as they say the man was very odd & hardly left the house. Neighbors say he was a shut in with possible mental disabilities. More details as they are available.
2. Man, 47, was permanently blinded late last night when he accidentally poured acid on his head that he thought was champagne. Authorities say the man had been in his house for 16 days straight mixing a combination of uppers & downers with wine coolers. No one knows why he had acid in the bottle, but in his altered state of mind he poured it on his head. The man, still unidentified, says he thought it was champagne & was doing it to celebrate brock landers day!
In case you don't know, brock landers is a fictional porn star. The man, who has a history of mental illness, is being treated for his injuries & will be detained at the woodbury psychiatric institute for further observation. More at 11Comment -
THE PROFITSBR Posting Legend
- 11-27-09
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#38you will never see me say this again, but this is one jj video you need to watchComment -
konckSBR Posting Legend
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#39Good one JJ it had me cracking up when you dumped the sea water on your headComment -
tltaylor89SBR Posting Legend
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#40LOL he could use some of those rebates to repaint his basement.Comment -
jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
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#41I got pumped in video, Brock deserved it. He hit some big time pressure pays lately.Comment -
Brock LandersSBR Aristocracy
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#42Fuk yeah JJComment -
ScorpionSBR Hall of Famer
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#43Comment -
jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
- 07-20-05
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#44Brock your still pumped up
Un Fukkin realComment -
Cougar BaitSBR Posting Legend
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#45Buy some more champagne JJ
Brock put some cash aside for the bash, I know you have it now.
Tell the family you're going away on business.
Tell them you discovered a new secret pizza sauce or something.Comment -
Cougar BaitSBR Posting Legend
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#47Slash cd is pretty fuking good so far. First track is average, but the last couple have been good.Comment -
jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
- 07-20-05
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#48I wish I had that champagne today, thirst and hot here.Comment -
Brock LandersSBR Aristocracy
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#49Thanks JJ!Comment -
DeuceBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 01-12-08
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#50Should have made it April 1st.Comment -
jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
- 07-20-05
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#52
Good Bump!!!
Brock you need to turn it around and FASTComment -
Brock LandersSBR Aristocracy
- 06-30-08
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#53Best video you ever made JJ!Comment -
robzillaSBR MVP
- 10-25-07
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#54Lol @ wpfComment -
jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
- 07-20-05
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#55Brock you made me look real bad
Since that video and $21,000 in the fukkin redComment -
SmokeSBR Aristocracy
- 10-09-09
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#56Comment -
CarpeDimeSBR Hall of Famer
- 09-01-09
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#58wow I remember this, after that pick brocker was on top of the fukin posting world, you couldnt imagine a more powerful and respected poster
he was at the absolute fukin top, like Mike Tyson or Corey Haim at there peeks, you could not imagine him ever being anything but that, he was the apotheosis of a sports gambling forum poster
He Had Risen
and now look at what hath befallen the Mighty
That Which Was First Shall Soon Be The Last
Oh The Times They Are A-Changin'Comment -
jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
- 07-20-05
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#59Unreal
I get sad watching this video
How could he be a King and drop so low so fast??????Comment -
RudyRuetiggerSBR Aristocracy
- 08-24-10
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#60so are we going to observe this day?
i need to knowComment -
Brock LandersSBR Aristocracy
- 06-30-08
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#61Where is this fukkin video?!?!Comment -
flyingilliniSBR Aristocracy
- 12-06-06
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#62Brock, do a bump or two... off of a plate on your Motel6 bedspread.המוסד
המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים
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RudyRuetiggerSBR Aristocracy
- 08-24-10
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#64we need this video back ASAPComment -
Brock LandersSBR Aristocracy
- 06-30-08
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#65Walker
Bring this fukking video back!!!
its the installation of BROCK LANDERS' DAY!Comment -
flyingilliniSBR Aristocracy
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#66Brock Lander's day is the holiest day for all poster's. Brock is a true hero to all of us. Brock has saved many poster's lives by getting them out of debt. Brock is a one stop shop for all your needs. He will provide you with a winning record and get you and your family out of debt! All hail Brock Lander's Day!המוסד
המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים
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RudyRuetiggerSBR Aristocracy
- 08-24-10
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#67as an SBR HISTORIAN
its only fitting i bump the official BROCK LANDERS DAY thread
it is too bad the video was deleted
jj was in basement drinking alcoholComment -
jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
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#68I forgot what that video as about
It had to be years ago
Brock into sharks for $50kComment -
shocka1212SBR Posting Legend
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#70holy fook what a gem we've got hereComment
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