If You Had To Go To WAR With Five SBR Posters....

Jayvegas420 · 03-01-16, 12:45 AM

From a strictly "intel" perspective I would draft Dagles, MO, Manny, KVB & Rocket.

FIDEL cash flow would be my medic & Urban Wildlife would fund my entire operation.

JJ....you would be my minesweeper.

Sorry the Giant.
You were last out.
Don't ask me, I won't tell you why!

Seaweed · 03-01-16, 12:48 AM

Originally posted by Jayvegas420

From a strictly "intel" perspective I would draft Dagles, MO, Manny, KVB & Rocket.

FIDEL cash flow would be my medic & Urban Wildlife would fund my entire operation.

JJ....you would be my minesweeper.

Sorry the Giant.
You were last out.
Don't ask me, I won't tell you why!

What aboutme??

Auto Donk · 03-01-16, 12:49 AM

Originally posted by The Giant

Donk, post a picture of your wife in this thread.

If not, send me a picture of her through PM, and I will deliver an honest rating between 1-10 in this thread.

sure... these are the the two that have been posted on sbr before....

the one in cowboy hat she was ok with, as it's my av on a poker site I'm on via free lifetime membership and has been up for several years, the other she was not happy about.........

edit (from my better half, making me do this as she was looking over my shoulder without me knowing it when I pulled up the other thread with, of course, the second photo above, in it):

she says If I post lascivious photos of her, she gets to post photos of me showing skin too.....

The Giant · 03-01-16, 12:55 AM

Nice rack.

Nice lips.

Nice smile.

I was hoping for some new pictures though. Therefore, I'm not going to do any grading.

Seaweed · 03-01-16, 12:57 AM

Giant, want me to send you some?

Auto Donk · 03-01-16, 12:57 AM

I may send you one via pm..... from a late night photo shoot back when we were dating.....

-999 you give her a straight up 10

Jayvegas420 · 03-01-16, 01:18 AM

Originally posted by Seaweed

What aboutme??

I always pictured you as a lover not a fighter Seaweed.

DiggityDaggityDo · 03-01-16, 01:27 AM

Originally posted by The Giant

Nice rack.

Nice lips.

Nice smile.

I was hoping for some new pictures though. Therefore, I'm not going to do any grading.

Sure, he has a nice ass too. But what do you think about his wife?

SBRMAN23 · 03-01-16, 01:42 AM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Sure, he has a nice ass too. But what do you think about his wife?

Lmfao Dags

agendaman · 03-01-16, 01:53 AM

any UFC real tough guy like McGregor or dillashaw would have all of you as a bag lunch

shari91 · 03-01-16, 05:39 AM

As much as it pains me to admit, JJ all we need is a team of the two of us. No one else is necessary.

Auto Donk · 03-01-16, 05:58 AM

Originally posted by agendaman

any UFC real tough guy like McGregor or dillashaw would have all of you as a bag lunch

now that I'm in my 40's now and the only exercise I get is generally during sex and/or a very relaxed weight routine***, I'm quite certain some of these mma bad asses would have a relatively easy time.....

That's why I generally try not to start shit, and am always packing my trusty .357 magnum that I'm licensed to carry.

In the event someone decides to start some serious shit with me -- and they have that "mma look" about them (any punk-ass whiteboy between 21-35 with an attitude and a tat qualifies, as do ALL Asian males and lesbians) -- my trusty mag has a way of not only leveling the playing field with a bad-ass, also-knowing mma young gun, but of also giving me a distinct advantage....

My mag will have any UFC real tough guy like McGregor or Dillashaw as a bag lunch

AD

*** Yes, I intentionally used the "and/or" as sometimes I combine the two activities into one. I've always liked that move of grabbing a babe, spinning her naked body upside down, so we can do a "standing 69"

manny24 · 03-01-16, 07:00 AM

Jaker

Zizzer

Slimmer

madtiger

SBRGaby

MoMoneyMoVaughn · 03-01-16, 07:01 AM

We are good people.

BIGDAY · 03-01-16, 08:00 AM

ttrace
wikki
nino
paco
opie

I win. Hands down.

shari91 · 03-01-16, 08:06 AM

Originally posted by BIGDAY

ttrace
wikki
nino
paco
opie

I win. Hands down.

You can't just try to take the black and brown boys and hope they save your arse you bloody bison anus sniffer. Too obvious.

BIGDAY · 03-01-16, 08:16 AM

Originally posted by shari91

You can't just try to take the black and brown boys and hope they save your arse you bloody bison anus sniffer. Too obvious.

PorkChop · 03-01-16, 08:32 AM

The best thread of 2016 so far.

Lets kill everyone boys

Duckshit · 03-01-16, 09:24 AM

tt warrior
seaweed
Jayvegas420
jj gold
duckshit...........Game Over

Duckshit · 03-01-16, 09:29 AM

Originally posted by Duckshit

tt warrior
seaweed
Jayvegas420
jj gold
duckshit...........Game Over

Jay would be the Mr T....

gauchojake · 03-01-16, 09:44 AM

BIGDAY Please update your status to "bloody bison anus sniffer"

TIA

BIGDAY · 03-01-16, 09:48 AM

Originally posted by gauchojake

BIGDAY Please update your status to "bloody bison anus sniffer"

TIA

Going to be using that one on a few of my friends from NoDak. That's for sure.

swordsandtequila · 03-01-16, 10:28 AM

Shari - half you fuks would quit when she hurt your feelings with witty barbs
Dirty Sanchez / Diggity - same as above, but with gifs
Rocket - RR would eliminate the rest by hacking your computers and draining all your accounts
Da Manster and myself - someone has to provide the tunes and booze for the post war party

Smart people stay behind the scenes and let the idiots knock off each other.

grease lightnin · 03-01-16, 01:02 PM

Daimoshockage
Pulled Clear
Crusty Me
GIVEMETHEMONEY
Leetreaper

Jayvegas420 · 03-01-16, 01:39 PM

Originally posted by Duckshit

Jay would be the Mr T....

El Nino · 03-01-16, 02:10 PM

BIGDAY - Hunter gatherer type, won't puss out at the sight of blood. Can gut opponents & use terror tactics. Handy with a shotgun.

manny24 - Chainsaw expert, can grow crops, guey can live in the bush.

gauchojake - Owns a 1911, 'nuff said.

opie1988 - Financier, large target, buried acoochy, guey pulls no punches.

BlackHippy - Street smart, token black guey in case someone buys the farm.

The Kraken · 03-01-16, 02:46 PM

Jaker PM sent, not showing as sent however, if you don't see it, let me know

We're going to war soon, teams are set

rkelly110 · 03-01-16, 05:47 PM

Originally posted by shari91

You can't just try to take the black and brown boys and hope they save your arse you bloody bison anus sniffer. Too obvious.

Note to self, never get in a name calling match with this girl. "Bloody bison anus sniffer"

Auto Donk · 03-01-16, 08:13 PM

Finally had Chimp complete the bad-ass factor analysis, and have come up with no, not the "A" team, but an even more efficient, effect, lethal and downright dangerous "D" team...

Without further ado, "THE DONK TEAM":

FIRST, our flag:

SECOND: THE BAD ASSES:

1. Gaucho Jake

2. Russian Rocket

3. Dirty Sanchez

4. Opie1988

5. Diggity

no way you go wrong with this team.....

packerd_00 · 03-01-16, 08:41 PM

F@ck that then,ill take Donk off my team just go with four.

blackHIPPY · 03-01-16, 08:44 PM

Squad

zizoudane10 · 03-01-16, 09:00 PM

Originally posted by manny24

Jaker

Zizzer

Slimmer

madtiger

SBRGaby

Manny, I love your SBRGABY pick, but at the same time I am extremely worried that it might soon lead this team into some kind of "Erin Andrews situation...."

This Zizzer guy better be me, 3 at night here and I am already ~~loading batteries for videocam~~ training like crazy here.

Booya711 · 03-01-16, 09:33 PM

I don't need 5....

Me...rocket and Sanchez will take out this whole block

Dirty Sanchez · 03-01-16, 09:42 PM

Originally posted by Booya711

I don't need 5....

Me...rocket and Sanchez will take out this whole block

What do you guys think Rocket and me do...sit at home and sharpen knives and highlight targeting maps?

Russian Rocket · 03-01-16, 09:46 PM

Originally posted by Booya711

I don't need 5....

Me...rocket and Sanchez will take out this whole block