Epic Prison Escape in NY

[terrortwylight]

hilarious story.. fatty got nervous on the day of and abandoned the cockmonster.. which one is the cop killer? the cockmonster or the other guy?

[Ted Sheckler]

hilarious story.. fatty got nervous on the day of and abandoned the cockmonster.. which one is the cop killer? the cockmonster or the other guy?

Good old jimmy was ripping her real good this week.

[jjgold]

I wonder how many years this woman is going to get in prison?

[Ted Sheckler]

Skip to 4 minute 40 second in and it begins, then later on in the show as well.

[Giants007]

hilarious story.. fatty got nervous on the day of and abandoned the cockmonster.. which one is the cop killer? the cockmonster or the other guy?

the other guy

[jtoler]

4 new top of the line bloodhounds brought in to assist the old guard. Stay tuned.

[PAULYPOKER]

Old Smokey's got them ears on,
he's hot on our trails, we cut off our tails
and he ain't gonna rest 'till we are six feet under.
But we're packed with thunder sportin mustard

So we gotta dodge'em, we gotta duck'em 'n' maybe even fukk'em
we've gotta keep them guns uh drawn 'n' smokin
we gonna put that hammer down 'n' waste who's on our tail

Our boys are thirsty in Atlanta
and there's beer in Texarkana,
and we'll never go back to slamma no matter what it takes!

Southbound and down 'n' loaded up on PCP 'n' China White
a'we gonna do what they say can't be done.
We've got a long way to go, and a short time to get there,
We're southbounding down, just watch us fukked up Bandits run!

[trytrytry]

I wonder how many years this woman is going to get in prison?

Three

[jjgold]

I say by next week they get them both

The longer this goes the harder it will be

[yydouble]

Wrong bro. The longer it goes the wider the search radius, don't you watch first 48?

Check in on my White Shadow thread. I really want some good Vegas angles from you!

[DiggityDaggityDo]

How big is the guy's dong?

[astrobloke]

Wrong bro. The longer it goes the wider the search radius, don't you watch first 48?

Check in on my White Shadow thread. I really want some good Vegas angles from you!

yydouble,

you are right. Mate. My 2 favourite shows on TV are first 48 and 48 hours. Great series, so i recommend.

Basically as the name states, after the first 48 hours, its going to quadruple the time and efforts to solve and capture these guys.

Of course they will catch them, they 99% of the time, they do. Just a matter of WHEN, not if.

But yy is right, the longer this goes on, the wider search radius, and more resources that have to be used.

Normally all it takes, is for one of this dummies, to make one chitty little mistake, and for a hot caller, tipster, to call it in, and they get arrested. These guys are half wits, too. It is just a matter of time, before one of them makes a little mistake, and BOOM!....back in the slammer for them, rattlin' their cup on a cell jail door, singin the blues!!

[astrobloke]

How big is the guy's dong?

Basically double the length from 'the tip of his member' to half way!

now.....what about the GIRTH sir? haha LOL

[BrickJames]

yydouble,

you are right. Mate. My 2 favourite shows on TV are first 48 and 48 hours. Great series, so i recommend.

Basically as the name states, after the first 48 hours, its going to quadruple the time and efforts to solve and capture these guys.

Of course they will catch them, they 99% of the time, they do. Just a matter of WHEN, not if.

But yy is right, the longer this goes on, the wider search radius, and more resources that have to be used.

Normally all it takes, is for one of this dummies, to make one chitty little mistake, and for a hot caller, tipster, to call it in, and they get arrested. These guys are half wits, too. It is just a matter of time, before one of them makes a little mistake, and BOOM!....back in the slammer for them, rattlin' their cup on a cell jail door, singin the blues!!

Did you see what they did to escape?

They are far from half wits.

[sourtwist]

Did you see what they did to escape?

They are far from half wits.

That's what I was thinking

[Ra77er]

Well they are geniuses with the escape planning, but no matter how hard you try to cover your tracks you always get caught. They killed people and they should be caught or at least made to pay the price for the families sakes. Secretly it's hard not to root for them.

[BrickJames]

......also, anyone who thinks this dummy chick is only going to get a couple years is dreaming. Because of her they are probably paying over a million dollars a day for this search, its also because of her that they had the first escape from that prison in over 150 years. They are going to throw the book at her and give her the maximum which I believe is 8 years. I wouldn't be surprised if they add more charges and give her dumb ass 10+ years

[The Giant]

Can you imagine how many chicks the guy with the big cokk must be nailing by now?

He is the ultimate bad boy.

A known felon with a huge pecker between his legs. The sluts are going to be lining up for this guy, thinking they can change him.

[astrobloke]

Did you see what they did to escape?

They are far from half wits.

yes ok... I saw the story, but odds are stacked up against them. Have like a 98% chance of getting caught. And If I were these guys, I do not like those odds being stacked up here. Its simple math, with a simple and final result. As always. :-)

[Ra77er]

Giant being a felon is not attractive at all, trust me on that.

You may need some counseling on large members.

Giant call me.

[The Giant]

Ra77er, have you lost your mind?

Chicks are going to be lining up to hop on top of this guy. He is a fugitive. One of the most wanted men in America. You don't think some horny broad isn't going to want to experience the thrill of something so erotic as having a huge cokked stud inside of her, as he's running from the law? I'm not sure where your mind is at tonight, Ra77er, but you need to get it right.

So, why are you a felon, pal?

[astrobloke]

Ra77er, have you lost your mind?

Chicks are going to be lining up to hop on top of this guy. He is a fugitive. One of the most wanted men in America. You don't think some horny broad isn't going to want to experience the thrill of something so erotic as having a huge cokked stud inside of her, as he's running from the law? I'm not sure where your mind is at tonight, Ra77er, but you need to get it right.

So, why are you a felon, pal?

The GIANT you are on the money sir!!



These days they [females] are the aggressors! And love the thrill, thanks to books like "50 shades of gay!!!"

Women have changed man. Gone from burning their bras shyly, to pretty much pushing your in the corner, and whappin' their in your face.

I mean...ummmm....thats how I met my wife!!!! LOL

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Ra77er, have you lost your mind?

Chicks are going to be lining up to hop on top of this guy. He is a fugitive. One of the most wanted men in America. You don't think some horny broad isn't going to want to experience the thrill of something so erotic as having a huge cokked stud inside of her, as he's running from the law? I'm not sure where your mind is at tonight, Ra77er, but you need to get it right.

So, why are you a felon, pal?

[yydouble]

Giant is right though.

There is a certain type of chick that will not be able to resist this guy.

Problem is, that is also the type of chick that rats people out.

A woman let them go.

A woman will bring them down.

After all:
They are the rake in life

[Ra77er]

Giant I guess I did not really clarify there but I spent some time in county for military related issues. I wasn't convicted or anything honorably discharged etc but I got treated to the felony floor for a few weeks. They are happy to send you overseas but they aren't ready for you to come home is basically what happened after 12 years. Very personal tonight, Giant tell this to no one.

[Ra77er]

Women are not the rake in life boys, they are the prize. You guys have it all wrong

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Giant I guess I did not really clarify there but I spent some time in county for military related issues. I wasn't convicted or anything honorably discharged etc but I got treated to the felony floor for a few weeks. They are happy to send you overseas but they aren't ready for you to come home is basically what happened after 12 years. Very personal tonight, Giant tell this to no one.

Razzer, Giant wouldn't tell anybody.

I can vouch for him.

[The Giant]

The GIANT you are on the money sir!!



These days they [females] are the aggressors! And love the thrill, thanks to books like "50 shades of gay!!!"

Women have changed man. Gone from burning their bras shyly, to pretty much pushing your in the corner, and whappin' their in your face.

I mean...ummmm....thats how I met my wife!!!! LOL

Any chance you could PM me pictures of your wife's knockers, Astro? I'll send you 25 betpoints in exchange for them. That's 12.5 points per knocker.

Giant is right though.

There is a certain type of chick that will not be able to resist this guy.

Problem is, that is also the type of chick that rats people out.

A woman let them go.

A woman will bring them down.

After all:
They are the rake in life

I'm not sure what's going to eventually take them down, I'm amazed they've lasted this long.

They might even kill themselves before going back to prison.

Giant I guess I did not really clarify there but I spent some time in county for military related issues. I wasn't convicted or anything honorably discharged etc but I got treated to the felony floor for a few weeks. They are happy to send you overseas but they aren't ready for you to come home is basically what happened after 12 years. Very personal tonight, Giant tell this to no one.

Thank you for serving our country, Ra77er, hopefully you weren't selling secrets to our enemies. Either way, I'll never say anything. My word is my bond.

Razzer, Giant wouldn't tell anybody.

I can vouch for him.

Never.

[BrickJames]

Women definitely the rake. If you marry one good luck. They can up and decide to take your kids and half your sh!t at anytime and get a sweet check every month too. All thanks to no fault devorce laws. Women = -EV

[Ra77er]

Well this is a fair point Brick if you are a traditionalist. I certainly can agree that marriage is -EV. Sometimes you can get lucky though and find a good one or two if your into that kinda thing.

[BrickJames]

Well this is a fair point Brick if you are a traditionalist. I certainly can agree that marriage is -EV. Sometimes you can get lucky though and find a good one or two if your into that kinda thing.

50/50 shot i think

[ACoochy]

lol you guys just have to know where the +EV ladies are at...

[yydouble]

Marriage licenses should have mandatory 2 year opt out clauses.

I mean what's the matter? You scared bitch?

[yydouble]

lol you guys just have to know where the +EV ladies are at...

From a guy named "ACoochy"

Lmfao!

[jjgold]

I would love to get that reward

what a bailout