Do gamblers ever shower??????????

**Nicky Santoro** · 03-10-09, 03:20 PM

Originally posted by tullamore

I haven't taking a shower today. I got up took a shit, ate some food and started watching the lines.

tuller, you're not alone.

i swear, if i had to make an o/u right now (and an accurate one) of the posters that have not went out today, how many have not showered yet?

of the 121 posters of sbr who haven't left the house today, how many have showered today?

out of 121 posters

24.5 un -125
24.5 ov +105

and i know my line is accurate, too.

**sickler** · 03-10-09, 03:22 PM

You callin' us liars?

**MonkeyF0cker** · 03-10-09, 03:24 PM

Apparently, EVERYTHING Nicky reads in magazines MUST be true...

**jjgold** · 03-10-09, 03:24 PM

Originally posted by compaqDikk

does richkiss's shower even have running water? my guess if he only washes up when he's in the pen

**pavyracer** · 03-10-09, 03:25 PM

When does Nicky read magazines? When he takes a poop?

**tullamore** · 03-10-09, 03:25 PM

Originally posted by Nicky Santoro

tuller, you're not alone.

i swear, if i had to make an o/u right now (and an accurate one) of the posters that have not went out today, how many have not showered yet?

of the 121 posters of sbr who haven't left the house today, how many have showered today?

out of 121 posters

24.5 un -125
24.5 ov +105

and i know my line is accurate, too.

Nicky, I have no food in my house for dinner, and am debating on going to the store or just ordering in? I probably order in because if I go to the store I need to shower and then you always have the issue of running into someone you know and you have to chit chat, and the only thing you are thinking about while talking to this person is has the Notre Dame line moved.

**007Fatty** · 03-10-09, 03:29 PM

haha well im not saying every week i only shower 3-4 times.
alot of weeks i will shower every morning just so it wakens me up haha
but if i sleep in too late i couldnt really care.
and even if i do go to the gym and play bball with buddies i might not shower the next day haha
im real lazy and all my friends know that and think its funny so ijust leave it=)

**dwaechte** · 03-10-09, 03:30 PM

Originally posted by tullamore

Nicky, I have no food in my house for dinner, and am debating on going to the store or just ordering in? I probably order in because if I go to the store I need to shower and then you always have the issue of running into someone you know and you have to chit chat, and the only thing you are thinking about while talking to this person is has the Notre Dame line moved.

Bullshit, going to the store without showering is a weekend ritual for me. Nobody cares.

As for Mudder and Monkeys comments, I think it's pretty obvious that Nicky's generalizing and that that's all the comments are meant to be; generalizations.

It's pretty clear who on this forum has a "normal" life and who doesn't. I think often times, people think a lot less of who they are comes across on the forum than actually does. In other cases, people think a lot more of themselves come across on the forum than actually does. It's a hard thing to judge.

**compaqDikk** · 03-10-09, 03:39 PM

shower frequenency is based on how many rolls of fat you got. there's some nasty shit in there. well i found that out the hard way in craigslist when i got stuck with a bbw

**ijustwant2bpaid** · 03-10-09, 03:43 PM

i shower like 5 days a week, pretty much when i leave the house which is about that, b4 school and work otherwise why bother.

**007Fatty** · 03-10-09, 03:46 PM

Originally posted by ijustwant2bpaid

i shower like 5 days a week, pretty much when i leave the house which is about that, b4 school and work otherwise why bother.

exactly wat he said!
except.. i dont think there is a day that goes by where i dont leave the house...
hm.... haha

**sickler** · 03-10-09, 04:03 PM

Unreal reading the admissions of filth.

**donjuan** · 03-10-09, 04:04 PM

A French Canadian who doesn't shower. Now there's a surprise.

**pavyracer** · 03-10-09, 04:05 PM

Originally posted by donjuan

A French Canadian who doesn't shower. Now there's a surprise.

**daggerkobe** · 03-10-09, 04:10 PM

No, I never shower.

I take bathes so I can check scores on my iPhone.

**007Fatty** · 03-10-09, 04:20 PM

are you guys that addicted to gambling and sports
that you even check scores in the bathtub?
or you skip a shower to watch the lines?
or you skip going out with friends so you can make a bet?
like thats sad....

**daggerkobe** · 03-10-09, 04:26 PM

I even check lines while driving and on the can.

I love my iPhone.

**LVHerbie** · 03-10-09, 04:37 PM

My grandfather once told me he bathed once a week regardless if he needed it or not... I figured if it worked for him....

**RageWizard** · 03-10-09, 04:41 PM

Like Pavy, I also notice that I had a better chance with the bitches when I showered. I also noticed that biatches like it better when you shave before you munch on them, unless they are ZZ-Top skanks, but then you would need a beard down to your nipples.

**therber2** · 03-10-09, 04:46 PM

JJ, that description was wonderful. How exactly does a pornstar shave his cock though? For me I go for the crucial spots: balls, cock, armpits. From there I just assume that the soap run off cleans the parts you didn't get...didn't even reallize this until now. I'll tell you what really sucks though: you get done showering, get out, and have to take a shit.