Okay, so I have been planning to go to Vegas for a long time. I finally get everything arranged and go to get a hotel room and everyplace I contact is booked. So, I am like WTF? Then someone tells me this is the biggest NASCAR thing of the year THIS weekend.
The same weekend that I decide to go to Vegas.
#$%&*(^&#$# Why is my life harder than everyone else's?
On the bright side, Stratosphere has rooms at an amazing price. Weeknights are $22 with AAA discount. No, not AARP discount you crackheads.
I hate going somewhere when it is full of tourists.
I thought about getting a haircut and a shave, but then I thought "what fun I can have scaring the white bread tourists".
Well I'll be there for a couple of months.
The same weekend that I decide to go to Vegas.
#$%&*(^&#$# Why is my life harder than everyone else's?
On the bright side, Stratosphere has rooms at an amazing price. Weeknights are $22 with AAA discount. No, not AARP discount you crackheads.
I hate going somewhere when it is full of tourists.
I thought about getting a haircut and a shave, but then I thought "what fun I can have scaring the white bread tourists".
Well I'll be there for a couple of months.