lol you got to be an idiot to buid a pc when you can have experts do it of same price.
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mavs1978
SBR Sharp
03-18-07
341
#37
what is this crap... giving him credit for having the courage..
this is awful..
you can trade a stock and not be a stockbroker
you can paint a picture and not be a artist
you suck cock and you are always a cock sucker
end of story
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crackerjack
SBR MVP
08-01-06
3366
#38
Bottom line is I'd live in a gutter before I'd suck another man's dick.
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#39
I would fuk for money
Bottom line
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betplom
SBR Posting Legend
09-20-06
13444
#40
Originally posted by jjgold
I would fuk for money
Bottom line
I thought you said its been twelve years???
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#41
When you need to gamble your mind plays tricks on you.
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MrX
SBR MVP
01-10-06
1540
#42
good information here...
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crackerjack
SBR MVP
08-01-06
3366
#43
Originally posted by jjgold
I would fuk for money
Bottom line
You've got your morals and I've got mine, I guess
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#44
Crackerjack America has no morals, we are cave men only.
Basically we live like The Romans did
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BigBollocks
SBR MVP
06-11-06
2045
#45
Originally posted by jjgold
Crackerjack America has no morals, we are cave men only.
Basically we live like The Romans did
Not to mention we're getting progressively dumber as a society JJ. I saw something recently that was comparing IQs to birth rates. It probably comes as no surprise that the dumber the individual or collective culture, the higher the birthrate.
I would never blow a guy for money I don't care how desperate I was. No f*cking way hahah
המוסד
המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים
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WileOut
SBR MVP
02-04-07
3844
#52
illini its all relative.
some guys have all the luck.
some guys get all the pain.
some guys get all the breaks.
some guys do nothing but complain.
Alone in a crowd on a bus after work
And Im dreaming
The guy next to me has a girl in his arms
My arms are empty
How does it feel when the girl next to you
Says she loves you
It seem so unfair when theres love everywhere
But theres none for me
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louisvillekid
SBR Hall of Famer
08-14-07
9257
#53
Originally posted by WileOut
illini its all relative.
some guys have all the luck.
some guys get all the pain.
some guys get all the breaks.
some guys do nothing but complain.
Alone in a crowd on a bus after work
And Im dreaming
The guy next to me has a girl in his arms
My arms are empty
How does it feel when the girl next to you
Says she loves you
It seem so unfair when theres love everywhere
But theres none for me
ain't that a rod stewart song?
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WileOut
SBR MVP
02-04-07
3844
#54
louisville it is a song by rod stewart. in this situation it is a pat on the butt (no homo) to joey though. the guy has had a hard go of it for the past 20 or 30 years.
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BatemanPatrickl
SBR Posting Legend
06-21-07
18772
#55
Originally posted by compaqDikk
"Joel the one where I blew the 75 yr old guy?? I had to or would of been on streets and it was cold out there. Son it was easy and nothing, plus these old timers get off fast, no biggie with that one. I just closed my eyes.
Good Luck Joel
It was pretty clean, I had a cowboy hat on and wearing skin tight underwear. I tell it like it is boys and not a shamed.
I have said this in the past you boys would not want to tangle with me in the bedroom.
Good Luck Tonight
Ghoster I blew a guy once and did not like it but I had to in order to stay in his place
Kind of like a sugar daddy
No Sick here is the deal. I am straigh as a fukkin arrow but was in a jam when i hit a cold street and had to pay locals and stuff and then had no money for rent so some older gent said "was I looking for a sugar daddy?"
I really did not know what that meant because in my prime Sick I was a sugar daddy to chicks but i said what the heck so i would do errands for him and stuff.
One night we were watching Welcome Back Kotter and he told me to come over by him and wanted to cuddle. The guy was 68 and older so I figured it was harmless and I was living for free. So I went over by him and he asked if I would massage him and I did but then he took off his pants and said take care of me.
Sick I felt like a dick (no pun intended) but did it and i knew it would be quick. I closed my eyes and just did it and he exploded iin 25 seconds onto the wall and it was over. I got up and went and made 4 ice cream cones and watched the Pistons game. I felt weird at first but then shrugged it off. I knew I was straight, I think he felt guilty and never asked me again.
He was good to me and let me stay for 7 months and I had everything free. A nice guy, he goes to the track a lot and i still keep in touch withhim
Boys this is a lesson to you what gambling can do . You see I hit a bad streak so this happened.
Bet careful and disiplined, I learned how to be a pro but took time. Pros lose to at times.
Good Luck"
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bbyhill
SBR MVP
09-16-07
2991
#56
he must be stricktly dickly now
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eyeball
SBR Wise Guy
08-14-07
988
#57
Coach
Damn,
I am afraid to bet past my limit now. I could end up like you, doing that just for a place to live. Did you go all the way coach?
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HAPPY BOY
SBR Hall of Famer
08-10-05
7109
#58
wow, nice stroll down memory lane, hey JJ was this story on the up and up or did u make the whole shit up??
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#59
Originally posted by eyeball
Damn,
I am afraid to bet past my limit now. I could end up like you, doing that just for a place to live. Did you go all the way coach?
No halfway
Hey guy when I did time I had a guy 6ft 9 inches 180lbs chasing me in the shower. He was a white guy and had me over a railing trying to nail me, it was sick but I got away.
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jolub
SBR High Roller
08-28-07
233
#60
Don't bet over your head or you might have to end up giving head.
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LVHerbie
SBR Hall of Famer
09-15-05
6344
#61
damn... I always imagined coach was swallower...
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BatemanPatrickl
SBR Posting Legend
06-21-07
18772
#62
Coach, why did you get 4 ice cream cones after the deed was done?
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BigBollocks
SBR MVP
06-11-06
2045
#63
Originally posted by jjgold
No halfway
Hey guy when I did time I had a guy 6ft 9 inches 180lbs chasing me in the shower. He was a white guy and had me over a railing trying to nail me, it was sick but I got away.
6'9", 180? That's basically a skeleton (with a penis trying to penetrate you lol). How did you wind up getting away JJ?
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#64
Basically went under this barrier that separates the showers and lockers, this guy was hungry too. The boys cheered for me but this guy did nail another guy 10 minutes later on the weight bench, it was sick. I watched for like 3 minutes and then turned my head the other way.
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BatemanPatrickl
SBR Posting Legend
06-21-07
18772
#65
Originally posted by jjgold
Basically went under this barrier that separates the showers and lockers, this guy was hungry too. The boys cheered for me but this guy did nail another guy 10 minutes later on the weight bench, it was sick. I watched for like 3 minutes and then turned my head the other way.
Can you answer the ice cream cone question?
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BigBollocks
SBR MVP
06-11-06
2045
#66
Patty's banned again? What did he do this time?
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chano
SBR Wise Guy
07-02-06
602
#67
Time to get a life boys... Get up off your chairs, take your fingers of the keyboard and go find a woman and enjoy the rest of your lives. This posting may seem like fun,. In Fact, years go by that you cant get back. Now run along...............
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The Seer
SBR Posting Legend
10-29-07
10641
#68
Originally posted by pags11
takes a lot of balls to tell us something like that guys (no pun intended JJ)...man, ..
hahahaha
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BigBollocks
SBR MVP
06-11-06
2045
#69
Has Bateman been allowed back yet?
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robzilla
SBR MVP
10-25-07
3556
#70
Dude, I almost pissed myself twice reading this thing. I havent laughed this hard in a while. Id friggin live in the wilderness before id blow a dude.
first off, who the hell trades 1 month of rent for a BJ...second, who the hell preforms one for a month of rent? someone in this formula is gay. GANCH! we need u to do the math on this!