Worst Thing You Did To Support Your Gambling Habit??

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  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #36
    I tried and build 2, both flops

    lol you got to be an idiot to buid a pc when you can have experts do it of same price.
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    • mavs1978
      SBR Sharp
      • 03-18-07
      • 341

      #37
      what is this crap... giving him credit for having the courage..
      this is awful..

      you can trade a stock and not be a stockbroker
      you can paint a picture and not be a artist
      you suck cock and you are always a cock sucker

      end of story
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      • crackerjack
        SBR MVP
        • 08-01-06
        • 3366

        #38
        Bottom line is I'd live in a gutter before I'd suck another man's dick.
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        • jjgold
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 07-20-05
          • 388179

          #39
          I would fuk for money

          Bottom line
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          • betplom
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 09-20-06
            • 13444

            #40
            Originally posted by jjgold
            I would fuk for money

            Bottom line
            I thought you said its been twelve years???
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            • jjgold
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 07-20-05
              • 388179

              #41
              When you need to gamble your mind plays tricks on you.
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              • MrX
                SBR MVP
                • 01-10-06
                • 1540

                #42
                good information here...
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                • crackerjack
                  SBR MVP
                  • 08-01-06
                  • 3366

                  #43
                  Originally posted by jjgold
                  I would fuk for money

                  Bottom line
                  You've got your morals and I've got mine, I guess
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                  • jjgold
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 07-20-05
                    • 388179

                    #44
                    Crackerjack America has no morals, we are cave men only.

                    Basically we live like The Romans did
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                    • BigBollocks
                      SBR MVP
                      • 06-11-06
                      • 2045

                      #45
                      Originally posted by jjgold
                      Crackerjack America has no morals, we are cave men only.

                      Basically we live like The Romans did

                      Not to mention we're getting progressively dumber as a society JJ. I saw something recently that was comparing IQs to birth rates. It probably comes as no surprise that the dumber the individual or collective culture, the higher the birthrate.
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                      • Lebowski
                        SBR Rookie
                        • 06-05-07
                        • 24

                        #46
                        what does it taste like?
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                        • jjgold
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 07-20-05
                          • 388179

                          #47
                          What?

                          Basically burnt rubber
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                          • BigBollocks
                            SBR MVP
                            • 06-11-06
                            • 2045

                            #48
                            Last edited by BigBollocks; 09-28-07, 04:45 PM.
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                            • BigBollocks
                              SBR MVP
                              • 06-11-06
                              • 2045

                              #49
                              Originally posted by jjgold
                              What?

                              Basically burnt rubber

                              Damn that's sick
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                              • jjgold
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 07-20-05
                                • 388179

                                #50
                                Billy things are cool now
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                                • flyingillini
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 12-06-06
                                  • 41219

                                  #51
                                  I would never blow a guy for money I don't care how desperate I was. No f*cking way hahah
                                  המוסד‎
                                  המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                                  • WileOut
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 02-04-07
                                    • 3844

                                    #52
                                    illini its all relative.

                                    some guys have all the luck.

                                    some guys get all the pain.

                                    some guys get all the breaks.

                                    some guys do nothing but complain.

                                    Alone in a crowd on a bus after work
                                    And Im dreaming
                                    The guy next to me has a girl in his arms
                                    My arms are empty
                                    How does it feel when the girl next to you
                                    Says she loves you
                                    It seem so unfair when theres love everywhere
                                    But theres none for me
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                                    • louisvillekid
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 08-14-07
                                      • 9257

                                      #53
                                      Originally posted by WileOut
                                      illini its all relative.

                                      some guys have all the luck.

                                      some guys get all the pain.

                                      some guys get all the breaks.

                                      some guys do nothing but complain.

                                      Alone in a crowd on a bus after work
                                      And Im dreaming
                                      The guy next to me has a girl in his arms
                                      My arms are empty
                                      How does it feel when the girl next to you
                                      Says she loves you
                                      It seem so unfair when theres love everywhere
                                      But theres none for me
                                      ain't that a rod stewart song?
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                                      • WileOut
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 02-04-07
                                        • 3844

                                        #54
                                        louisville it is a song by rod stewart. in this situation it is a pat on the butt (no homo) to joey though. the guy has had a hard go of it for the past 20 or 30 years.
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                                        • BatemanPatrickl
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 06-21-07
                                          • 18772

                                          #55
                                          Originally posted by compaqDikk
                                          "Joel the one where I blew the 75 yr old guy?? I had to or would of been on streets and it was cold out there. Son it was easy and nothing, plus these old timers get off fast, no biggie with that one. I just closed my eyes.

                                          Good Luck Joel

                                          It was pretty clean, I had a cowboy hat on and wearing skin tight underwear. I tell it like it is boys and not a shamed.

                                          I have said this in the past you boys would not want to tangle with me in the bedroom.

                                          Good Luck Tonight

                                          Ghoster I blew a guy once and did not like it but I had to in order to stay in his place

                                          Kind of like a sugar daddy

                                          No Sick here is the deal. I am straigh as a fukkin arrow but was in a jam when i hit a cold street and had to pay locals and stuff and then had no money for rent so some older gent said "was I looking for a sugar daddy?"

                                          I really did not know what that meant because in my prime Sick I was a sugar daddy to chicks but i said what the heck so i would do errands for him and stuff.

                                          One night we were watching Welcome Back Kotter and he told me to come over by him and wanted to cuddle. The guy was 68 and older so I figured it was harmless and I was living for free. So I went over by him and he asked if I would massage him and I did but then he took off his pants and said take care of me.

                                          Sick I felt like a dick (no pun intended) but did it and i knew it would be quick. I closed my eyes and just did it and he exploded iin 25 seconds onto the wall and it was over. I got up and went and made 4 ice cream cones and watched the Pistons game. I felt weird at first but then shrugged it off. I knew I was straight, I think he felt guilty and never asked me again.

                                          He was good to me and let me stay for 7 months and I had everything free. A nice guy, he goes to the track a lot and i still keep in touch withhim

                                          Boys this is a lesson to you what gambling can do . You see I hit a bad streak so this happened.

                                          Bet careful and disiplined, I learned how to be a pro but took time. Pros lose to at times.

                                          Good Luck"
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                                          • bbyhill
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 09-16-07
                                            • 2991

                                            #56
                                            he must be stricktly dickly now
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                                            • eyeball
                                              SBR Wise Guy
                                              • 08-14-07
                                              • 988

                                              #57
                                              Coach

                                              Damn,
                                              I am afraid to bet past my limit now. I could end up like you, doing that just for a place to live. Did you go all the way coach?
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                                              • HAPPY BOY
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 08-10-05
                                                • 7109

                                                #58
                                                wow, nice stroll down memory lane, hey JJ was this story on the up and up or did u make the whole shit up??
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                                                • jjgold
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 07-20-05
                                                  • 388179

                                                  #59
                                                  Originally posted by eyeball
                                                  Damn,
                                                  I am afraid to bet past my limit now. I could end up like you, doing that just for a place to live. Did you go all the way coach?

                                                  No halfway

                                                  Hey guy when I did time I had a guy 6ft 9 inches 180lbs chasing me in the shower. He was a white guy and had me over a railing trying to nail me, it was sick but I got away.
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                                                  • jolub
                                                    SBR High Roller
                                                    • 08-28-07
                                                    • 233

                                                    #60
                                                    Don't bet over your head or you might have to end up giving head.
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                                                    • LVHerbie
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 09-15-05
                                                      • 6344

                                                      #61
                                                      damn... I always imagined coach was swallower...
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                                                      • BatemanPatrickl
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 06-21-07
                                                        • 18772

                                                        #62
                                                        Coach, why did you get 4 ice cream cones after the deed was done?
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                                                        • BigBollocks
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 06-11-06
                                                          • 2045

                                                          #63
                                                          Originally posted by jjgold
                                                          No halfway

                                                          Hey guy when I did time I had a guy 6ft 9 inches 180lbs chasing me in the shower. He was a white guy and had me over a railing trying to nail me, it was sick but I got away.

                                                          6'9", 180? That's basically a skeleton (with a penis trying to penetrate you lol). How did you wind up getting away JJ?
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                                                          • jjgold
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 07-20-05
                                                            • 388179

                                                            #64
                                                            Basically went under this barrier that separates the showers and lockers, this guy was hungry too. The boys cheered for me but this guy did nail another guy 10 minutes later on the weight bench, it was sick. I watched for like 3 minutes and then turned my head the other way.
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                                                            • BatemanPatrickl
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 06-21-07
                                                              • 18772

                                                              #65
                                                              Originally posted by jjgold
                                                              Basically went under this barrier that separates the showers and lockers, this guy was hungry too. The boys cheered for me but this guy did nail another guy 10 minutes later on the weight bench, it was sick. I watched for like 3 minutes and then turned my head the other way.
                                                              Can you answer the ice cream cone question?
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                                                              • BigBollocks
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 06-11-06
                                                                • 2045

                                                                #66
                                                                Patty's banned again? What did he do this time?
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                                                                • chano
                                                                  SBR Wise Guy
                                                                  • 07-02-06
                                                                  • 602

                                                                  #67
                                                                  Time to get a life boys... Get up off your chairs, take your fingers of the keyboard and go find a woman and enjoy the rest of your lives. This posting may seem like fun,. In Fact, years go by that you cant get back. Now run along...............
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                                                                  • The Seer
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 10-29-07
                                                                    • 10641

                                                                    #68
                                                                    Originally posted by pags11
                                                                    takes a lot of balls to tell us something like that guys (no pun intended JJ)...man, ..
                                                                    hahahaha
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                                                                    • BigBollocks
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 06-11-06
                                                                      • 2045

                                                                      #69
                                                                      Has Bateman been allowed back yet?
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                                                                      • robzilla
                                                                        SBR MVP
                                                                        • 10-25-07
                                                                        • 3556

                                                                        #70
                                                                        Dude, I almost pissed myself twice reading this thing. I havent laughed this hard in a while. Id friggin live in the wilderness before id blow a dude.

                                                                        first off, who the hell trades 1 month of rent for a BJ...second, who the hell preforms one for a month of rent? someone in this formula is gay. GANCH! we need u to do the math on this!
                                                                        Last edited by robzilla; 12-29-07, 01:06 AM.
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