What are the best pickup lines to use in a bar?

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  • xstud
    SBR MVP
    • 01-12-08
    • 1643

    #1
    What are the best pickup lines to use in a bar?
    Most successful...

    "Gee for a fat girl you sure don't sweat too much"
    "You're ugly but you intrigue me"


    Any others?
  • flyingillini
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 12-06-06
    • 41219

    #2
    Please someone post odds on who this is the ghost of.....
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    המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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    • accuscoresucks
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 11-03-07
      • 7160

      #3
      may i have a quarter so i can call my mother and tell her just how beatifull you really are
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      • xstud
        SBR MVP
        • 01-12-08
        • 1643

        #4
        "what a beautiful adams apple you have"
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        • daggerkobe
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 03-25-08
          • 10744

          #5
          Can I harpoon u before you migrate up north.
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          • MonkeyF0cker
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 06-12-07
            • 12144

            #6
            Nice cunt.
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            • Casperwaits
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 08-25-06
              • 5042

              #7
              As a bartender, I have heard quite a few lines. Obviously, being sincere works well, but the one that blew my mind as well as the attractive lady I heard it told to was "Nice elbows". She didn't know whether he had an arm fetish or just drunk. Whatever the case, he ended up finding out about the rest of her anatomy in no time.
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              • sickler
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 06-05-08
                • 15006

                #8
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                • unit1884
                  SBR Wise Guy
                  • 06-11-08
                  • 938

                  #9
                  Wanna Fvck?
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                  • Kargo
                    SBR High Roller
                    • 10-29-08
                    • 126

                    #10
                    Wow, your eyes are so beautiful it makes me want to suck your !
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                    • Bread
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 03-16-08
                      • 23726

                      #11
                      I'd like to wrap you up in newspaper and throw dead fish at you.


                      --This one always works.
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                      • MonkeyF0cker
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 06-12-07
                        • 12144

                        #12
                        You make me constipated.
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                        • MonkeyF0cker
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 06-12-07
                          • 12144

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Bread
                          I'd like to wrap you up in newspaper and throw dead fish at you.


                          --This one always works.
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                          • Panic
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 01-06-08
                            • 10367

                            #14
                            Is your friend single? It will knock them down a notch before you have even started. They will feel like they are not as good as their friend. Then have a few drinks and you will find she is trying to impress you and show she is better than her friend in every way.
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                            • bmw530i
                              Restricted User
                              • 04-19-08
                              • 4058

                              #15
                              haha you guys...great 1 liners
                              As you walk into the bar....you survey the goods....and sit 1 stool away from your choice....As the bartender asks you...what a ya have?
                              I'll have a Budweiser...and what ever she is drinkin...I have her next round...she will over hear you and say Ohh thank you...and you will say No problem, we all need to get out more often and enjoy ourselves...and nod your head in the yes position..she will 100% say Yes always here...as she says it...you walk over next to her seat, and roll from there, within 5 minutes you will know if you got the panties Or move on.
                              Now her boyfriend could walk from outta the bathroom at this point...hahaha ....Or she is vulnerable from a break-up and you got it...Or something in between is the situation just adapt and you will be fine.
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                              • Beat up the book
                                SBR Sharp
                                • 08-21-08
                                • 380

                                #16
                                What will a hundred get me.
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                                • MonkeyF0cker
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 06-12-07
                                  • 12144

                                  #17
                                  This might be a bit in bad taste but:

                                  How was school, honey?
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                                  • Beat up the book
                                    SBR Sharp
                                    • 08-21-08
                                    • 380

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by MonkeyF0cker
                                    This might be a bit in bad taste but:

                                    How was school, honey?
                                    At a bar,not the bus stop.
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                                    • xstud
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 01-12-08
                                      • 1643

                                      #19
                                      Does trolling ever work?

                                      Like where you stick a 100.00 bill out of your zipper and moonwalk around the bar?
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                                      • MonkeyF0cker
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 06-12-07
                                        • 12144

                                        #20
                                        Paper or plastic?
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                                        • bmw530i
                                          Restricted User
                                          • 04-19-08
                                          • 4058

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by xstud
                                          Does trolling ever work?

                                          Like where you stick a 100.00 bill out of your zipper and moonwalk around the bar?
                                          hahaha...X to the Z
                                          I love it
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                                          • Kargo
                                            SBR High Roller
                                            • 10-29-08
                                            • 126

                                            #22
                                            buy her a drink ?? hell no, sit next to her, ask for a beer and tell the bartender to put it on her bill, you'll sure get into a fight with the cat and 2 hours later you'll be both settling between the sheets !
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                                            • Kingctb27
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 07-16-08
                                              • 2258

                                              #23
                                              You must own a chicken farm, because you sure know how to raise a cock.
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                                              • Kargo
                                                SBR High Roller
                                                • 10-29-08
                                                • 126

                                                #24
                                                that'll take you directly to make up sex, the best !
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                                                • MonkeyF0cker
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 06-12-07
                                                  • 12144

                                                  #25
                                                  What are you cooking me for breakfast?
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                                                  • dwaechte
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 08-27-07
                                                    • 5481

                                                    #26
                                                    Well done boys, these are all pretty solid.
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                                                    • xstud
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 01-12-08
                                                      • 1643

                                                      #27
                                                      Do you like australian kisses? It's like a french kiss only DOWN UNDA
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                                                      • MonkeyF0cker
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 06-12-07
                                                        • 12144

                                                        #28
                                                        I eat piss and gargle shît.
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                                                        • Kingctb27
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 07-16-08
                                                          • 2258

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by MonkeyF0cker
                                                          What are you cooking me for breakfast?
                                                          Great one.
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                                                          • Kargo
                                                            SBR High Roller
                                                            • 10-29-08
                                                            • 126

                                                            #30
                                                            Excuse me, have I ****ed you yet?
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                                                            • Kargo
                                                              SBR High Roller
                                                              • 10-29-08
                                                              • 126

                                                              #31
                                                              F@ck me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
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                                                              • Kargo
                                                                SBR High Roller
                                                                • 10-29-08
                                                                • 126

                                                                #32
                                                                Hey babe, how about a pizza and a ****? [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, don't you like pizza? ...or Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!? .... how about Hey baby, wanna go halves on a bastard?
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                                                                • xstud
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 01-12-08
                                                                  • 1643

                                                                  #33
                                                                  I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs
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                                                                  • Beat up the book
                                                                    SBR Sharp
                                                                    • 08-21-08
                                                                    • 380

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Hoe about this one,
                                                                    Girl,I would eat a mile of your shit just to get
                                                                    within a inch of your asshole.
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                                                                    • xstud
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 01-12-08
                                                                      • 1643

                                                                      #35
                                                                      if you are jjgold...

                                                                      "My dick may not be that big but my ass is like a jackhamma"
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