Seaweed nation nba no-brainers

oChRoNiCo · 03-28-12, 11:56 PM

Originally posted by Seaweed

Don't worry about the first half. I have a No-Brainer heading into the second, consider this insurance.

PICK: Golden State SH -5.5

RISK: 1 UNIT

Seaweeders, quickly log in and place this No-Brainer in. We will not lose any money tonight.

So please explain to me how you go 0-2 and don't lose any money? Please I hope someone is on watch tonight

oChRoNiCo · 03-28-12, 11:58 PM

Damn I almost forgot 2-0 night tonight brings me to 7-2 %77.7 all posted within this thread! while Seafag now sits 14-10-1 %58.3. WINNING!

Seaweed · 03-29-12, 01:54 AM

Seaweed Nation, i would like to apologize to those who followed my No-Brainer selections today. I know it's been a bit of a rough patch this past week as we appear to have hit a bump in the road. Life is never easy. There is never a smooth sailing without a few waves in the way. I won't let this slight bump in the road interfere with our main objective. I was told by my adviser once that it is not a sprint, but a marathon. Appreciate all the support from my faithful fans, we will get back on track and continue dominating like we are accustomed to.

Ellivennecq · 03-29-12, 02:14 AM

lol

Taro Punk · 03-29-12, 03:15 AM

Originally posted by Seaweed

Seaweed Nation, i would like to apologize to those who followed my No-Brainer selections today. I know it's been a bit of a rough patch this past week as we appear to have hit a bump in the road. Life is never easy. There is never a smooth sailing without a few waves in the way. I won't let this slight bump in the road interfere with our main objective. I was told by my adviser once that it is not a sprint, but a marathon. Appreciate all the support from my faithful fans, we will get back on track and continue dominating like we are accustomed to.

the hell we will!

*ignores* haters~

Mr. Win · 03-29-12, 09:18 AM

Nyjrkm06 · 03-29-12, 09:59 AM

Originally posted by Mr. Win

ugh no, this bitch is back again. mr win & ochronico you guys mut be some c***suckers.

Taro Punk · 03-29-12, 10:11 AM

oh i'm tired of those jinxes already~ whatever, gonna ignore them...

still sticking with Seaweed nation for life ~

Sushi needs Seaweed!

Seaweed · 03-29-12, 06:17 PM

Good Evening Seaweed Nation. Tonight is our redemption. There have recently been doubts and concerns about our ability to generate significant profits. Tonight, we answer the critics in BIG fashion. I have never lost 4 No-Brainers in a row in history. Tonight, we will not make history. I hope i am able to reach all of you in time, and restore the confidence back in my Seaweeders. Here it is:

March 29th, NBA No-Brainers:

#1. Dallas Mavericks @ Miami Heat

Pick: Dallas Mavericks +8

Risk: 1 unit

NBA NO BRAINER PROPS:

#2. CHRIS BOSH OVER 7.5 REBOUNDS

RISK: 1 UNIT

Tonight we have two No-Brainers that are projected to put money back in our pockets and make up for yesterdays hiccup. Jump on these ASAP, Seaweed Nation.

IllyPhilly[DOC] · 03-29-12, 06:36 PM

Again seaweed! Your killing me because I love miami heat tonight. Gl I'm on Miami

coitus_maximus · 03-29-12, 08:39 PM

Any thoughts for OKC and LAL?

oChRoNiCo · 03-29-12, 09:24 PM

Well Well Well here we are again after Seafag has another losing night! Yes degenerates going 1-1 is losing don't forget the juice

bringing his record now to 15-11 -1 %57.6 *While I am currently sitting 4-1 %80 in fades of Seafag and 7-2 overall for a nice %77.7 all posted within this thread! I am here to help you degenerates recoup some of your losses from tailing this pathetic excuse for a handicapper Seafag. We will be looking for our 4th win in a row tonight the play is Los Angeles Lakers -1

Once again our play tonight is Los Angles Lakers -1 and as always just keeping things professional and stay classy Seafaggers stay classy!

IllyPhilly[DOC] · 03-29-12, 09:32 PM

The play is OKC... GL though.

Shaka Smart · 03-29-12, 09:34 PM

Does "no-brainer" mean your just guessing?

Just my opinion but I wouldn't call anything a no-brainer if it doesn't hit over a 60% clip.

Anyways, hopefully you get out of the slump.

oChRoNiCo · 03-29-12, 09:35 PM

Originally posted by IllyPhilly[DOC]

The play is OKC... GL though.

RLM says otherwise Los Angeles Lakers went from +1 to -1 with only %35 on them at the time of the movement! Of course this is not the lone factor but strengthens my position for my selection tonight GL on OKC hopefully you have a chance to hedge your bet!

IllyPhilly[DOC] · 03-29-12, 09:41 PM

Originally posted by oChRoNiCo

RLM says otherwise Los Angeles Lakers went from +1 to -1 with only 5 on them at the time of the movement! Of course this is not the lone factor but strengthens my position for my selection tonight GL on OKC hopefully you have a chance to hedge your bet!

Your deff right about RLM. Sometimes it works out sometimes it doesnt for me. Even with that factor i like LAL but couldnt do it. I said to myself last nigh heat + OKC and no body better make a thread for MAVS/LAL to persuade me otherwise

BetterBizness · 03-29-12, 10:10 PM

Seaweed nation is the greatest name for a thread maybe ever...

oChRoNiCo · 03-30-12, 12:04 AM

Orlando ML Winner
Chicago Bulls +3 Winner (Seafag Fade)
Utah Jazz -3 Winner
Washington Wizards @ Atlanta Hawks Under 197 Loser (Seafag Fade)
Minnesota Timberwolves ML Winner (Seafag Fade)
Oklahoma City Thunder -3 Loser
Oklahoma City Thunder -5 Winner (Seafag Fade)
New York Knicks ML Winner
New Orleans Hornets +2 Winner (Seafag Fade)
Los Angeles Lakers -1 Loser

7-3 %70 still better than Seafags 15-11-1 %57.6

Seaweed · 03-30-12, 12:09 PM

Seaweed Nation, I have just finished 11 hours of consistent research since last night. I was watching the line movements all night and they moved as projected, and in our favor. I have 3 Mega-No-Brainer selectins for tonight. That's right, 3! The plays will be posted soon. Stay tuned.

Seaweed · 03-30-12, 01:49 PM

YTD: 15-11

Seaweed Nation, i haven't slept in nearly 38 hours. But let me tell you hard work pays off, so it is worth it. Here are our 3 No-Brainer selections for Friday night in the National Basketball Association:

Selection 1:

Miami Heat @ Toronto Raptors

Pick: MIAMI HEAT -7

RISK:1 UNIT

Selection 2

DENVER @ CHARLOTTE

PICK: UNDER 203

RISK: 1 UNIT

SELECTION 3:

SACRAMENTO @ UTAH JAZZ

PICK: UNDER 214

RISK: 1 UNIT

Seaweeders, tonight our methodology suggests a profitable night for all of us. These No-Brainers passed my 6 stages with a probability median greater than 87.8% of hitting. The studying and numbers suggest these are the games to selection. I am a little exhausted but really happy i am able to provide everyone with these plays. Good luck to those who follow and to those who choose other plays based on their feelings. Tonight, we put the money back in our pockets

oChRoNiCo · 03-30-12, 05:45 PM

We have 2 Fade plays tonight! 1st Fade play is on Toronto Raptors +7. 2nd Fade play is on Denver Nuggets @ Charlotte Bobcats Over 202.5. We also have another play tonight on Boston Celtics -1.5. As always stay classy Seafaggers stay classy.

Orlando ML Winner*
Chicago Bulls +3 Winner (Seafag Fade)
Utah Jazz -3 Winner
Washington Wizards @ Atlanta Hawks Under 197 Loser (Seafag Fade)
Minnesota Timberwolves ML Winner (Seafag Fade)
Oklahoma City Thunder -3 Loser
Oklahoma City Thunder -5 Winner (Seafag Fade)
New York Knicks ML *Winner
New Orleans Hornets +2 Winner (Seafag Fade)
Los Angeles Lakers -1 *Loser
Toronto Raptors +7 *(Seafag Fade)
Denver Nuggets @ Charlotte Bobcats Over 202.5 *(Seafag Fade)
Boston Celtics -1.5

7-3 %70 and 4-1 %80 on Seafag Fade Plays still better than*Seafags 15-11-1**%57.6

Fil_I_Am · 03-30-12, 05:51 PM

Originally posted by oChRoNiCo

We have 2 Fade plays tonight! 1st Fade play is on Toronto Raptors +7. 2nd Fade play is on Denver Nuggets @ Charlotte Bobcats Over 202.5. We also have another play tonight on Boston Celtics -1.5. As always stay classy Seafaggers stay classy.

Orlando ML Winner*
Chicago Bulls +3 Winner (Seafag Fade)
Utah Jazz -3 Winner
Washington Wizards @ Atlanta Hawks Under 197 Loser (Seafag Fade)
Minnesota Timberwolves ML Winner (Seafag Fade)
Oklahoma City Thunder -3 Loser
Oklahoma City Thunder -5 Winner (Seafag Fade)
New York Knicks ML *Winner
New Orleans Hornets +2 Winner (Seafag Fade)
Los Angeles Lakers -1 *Loser
Toronto Raptors +7 *(Seafag Fade)
Denver Nuggets @ Charlotte Bobcats Over 202.5 *(Seafag Fade)
Boston Celtics -1.5

7-3 %70 and 4-1 %80 on Seafag Fade Plays still better than*Seafags 15-11-1**%57.6

Theres 3 plays, why only 2 fades?

oChRoNiCo · 03-30-12, 05:52 PM

The 3rd game does not meet my criteria that of course is why I added one of my own

Taro Punk · 03-30-12, 09:04 PM

Congratz on winning the first two selection!

D

IllyPhilly[DOC] · 03-30-12, 09:12 PM

Seaweed gl in the sweep my
Man

The Giant · 03-30-12, 10:45 PM

You have done it, Seaweed! A clean sweep of the board! 3-0! This is the kind of evening dreams are made of, and legacies are fulfilled!

Once again you have proved the doubters wrong, as you continue to let your game-selections do your talking for you.

The cream always rises to the top.

Seaweed

Taro Punk · 03-30-12, 10:48 PM

Originally posted by Seaweed

YTD: 15-11

Seaweed Nation, i haven't slept in nearly 38 hours. But let me tell you hard work pays off, so it is worth it. Here are our 3 No-Brainer selections for Friday night in the National Basketball Association:

Selection 1:

Miami Heat @ Toronto Raptors

Pick: MIAMI HEAT -7

RISK:1 UNIT

Selection 2

DENVER @ CHARLOTTE

PICK: UNDER 203

RISK: 1 UNIT

SELECTION 3:

SACRAMENTO @ UTAH JAZZ

PICK: UNDER 214

RISK: 1 UNIT

Seaweeders, tonight our methodology suggests a profitable night for all of us. These No-Brainers passed my 6 stages with a probability median greater than 87.8% of hitting. The studying and numbers suggest these are the games to selection. I am a little exhausted but really happy i am able to provide everyone with these plays. Good luck to those who follow and to those who choose other plays based on their feelings. Tonight, we put the money back in our pockets

OMG ! Boss! i think i just jizzed in my pants!!!

IllyPhilly[DOC] · 03-30-12, 10:49 PM

Damn i think that bul chronico had a losing day... Damn that sucks. LOL!!!

Intwoition · 03-30-12, 10:49 PM

"The cream always rises to the top.

"

The seaweed always rises to the top...due to the salinity of course, making said object more buoyant. Float away my friends, into the ether the ROR of betting! Thanks Seaweed.

The Giant · 03-30-12, 10:51 PM

Originally posted by Shaka Smart

Just my opinion but I wouldn't call anything a no-brainer if it doesn't hit over a 60% clip.

Just so you know, Seaweed is hitting 62%.

PAULYPOKER · 03-30-12, 11:01 PM

Taro Punk · 03-30-12, 11:08 PM

Originally posted by The Giant

Just so you know, Seaweed is hitting 62%.

and that's a no-brainer. You know it!

TC Woods · 03-31-12, 12:00 AM

Where's that dum fuk oChRoNiCo now?????

Taro Punk · 03-31-12, 12:33 AM

can anyone see my avatar? i changed alr but i can't see my pic ;(

Seaweed · 03-31-12, 02:36 AM

Seaweed Nation, just stopping by to congratulate everyone on what was anticipated to be a successful and memorable night for all of us. Tonight, was a celebratory night, but tomorrow is another day and another opportunity to seize fortune. I need to get back to studying, but i leave you all with a cheers