I think the Pelicans -1 is the way to go.
My correspondent was at practice today and they said that a couple of the black guys were dunking the ball really hard and doing little dances like the Dougie and the Griddy and whatnot.
Also I wanted to pay tribute to SBR poster Drunk Horse Banger who embarrassed himself right into the Saloon. He would say up is down, and red is blue, and hot is cold and basically the man broke in front of our eyes.
I think he meant well, but his execution was the Hindenburg. Enjoy the poem and feel free to post thoughts.