Feeling generous? send me 2 points, and i post a joke! teehee

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  • alub15
    SBR High Roller
    • 02-27-10
    • 116

    #1
    Feeling generous? send me 2 points, and i post a joke! teehee
    Sooooo who wnna give it a try?!?!
  • JamesBrown
    SBR MVP
    • 04-07-08
    • 3860

    #2
    Let's hear it!
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    • alub15
      SBR High Roller
      • 02-27-10
      • 116

      #3
      This guy goes to a super market and goes to isle 12 and asks for a box of condoms.
      The lady askes "what size" and the guy says "I don't know" so the lady askes him to pull down his pants.
      The lady tugs a few times and says "you need a box of x-large condoms".
      So this guy hears behind him and he asks for a box of condom's, and the lady says "what size" and the guy says I don't know.
      So the lady asks him to pull down his pants.
      The lady tugs a few time and says "get a box of medium condoms"
      So this teenager in isle 11 hears and wants some of the action.
      So he goes to isle 12 and asks "can I have a box of condoms"
      the lady asks "what size" and the teenage says "I don't know"
      So the lady asks him to pull down his pants .
      When he does, the lady tugs a few times, stands up and announces "Clean up in isle 12"


      what do ya think?


      btw your a good man, no matter what anyone says. hehe
      Last edited by alub15; 03-21-10, 07:30 PM. Reason: cus i felt like it
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      • ROYAJA8
        SBR MVP
        • 10-23-09
        • 2069

        #4
        haha that was comedy man. Keep them coming and i'm not talking about the lady
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        • alub15
          SBR High Roller
          • 02-27-10
          • 116

          #5
          Originally posted by ROYAJA8
          haha that was comedy man. Keep them coming and i'm not talking about the lady
          oh yeaa lets see some more points and ill take some more cracks haHA
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          • alub15
            SBR High Roller
            • 02-27-10
            • 116

            #6
            lets share the wealth guys, give some points to this guy *cough*alub15 *cough*
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            • PlatinumBerg
              SBR MVP
              • 03-01-10
              • 1058

              #7
              lol, i like how you are hustling SBR points! I got these CHEESEBURGERS MAN!!
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              • PlatinumBerg
                SBR MVP
                • 03-01-10
                • 1058

                #8
                oh, by the way, this will probably get moved once the mods see it.
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                • tealish
                  SBR MVP
                  • 02-02-10
                  • 3386

                  #9
                  Hey, send me 2 points and I'd advise you on what jokes to tell to win over the crowd!
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                  • alub15
                    SBR High Roller
                    • 02-27-10
                    • 116

                    #10
                    im a hustler
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                    • alub15
                      SBR High Roller
                      • 02-27-10
                      • 116

                      #11
                      Originally posted by tealish
                      Hey, send me 2 points and I'd advise you on what jokes to tell to win over the crowd!
                      chillllllllll, i got the crowd under control here
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                      • tealish
                        SBR MVP
                        • 02-02-10
                        • 3386

                        #12
                        Originally posted by alub15
                        chillllllllll, i got the crowd under control here
                        It's a sound investment; your loss
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                        • alub15
                          SBR High Roller
                          • 02-27-10
                          • 116

                          #13
                          not tryna lose points, im tryna GET SOME! LETS GO!!!! lemme c those points
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                          • tealish
                            SBR MVP
                            • 02-02-10
                            • 3386

                            #14
                            Originally posted by alub15
                            not tryna lose points, im tryna GET SOME! LETS GO!!!! lemme c those points
                            That's why it's called an investment. Lose some to win more, bro
                            <--- Look at my points accrued from jokes alone; I know what I'm doing!
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                            • alub15
                              SBR High Roller
                              • 02-27-10
                              • 116

                              #15
                              you have wayy to many points, just send me a couple hundred
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                              • tealish
                                SBR MVP
                                • 02-02-10
                                • 3386

                                #16
                                Originally posted by alub15
                                you have wayy to many points, just send me a couple hundred
                                Why give you a couple of fish, if I can teach you how to fish?
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