2016 SBR Fantasy Football League

[USCPHILLYGUY]

going to exercise now and I don't get high before lunch usually

front runner meaning that you are the first one to talk shit when things are going well and first to run, hide and assume the fetal position when not going your way

these are the facts my friend

fetal position

interesting comment Jake - even more so since we've met

looking forward to seeing you in a 3rd world country

[downsouth]

fetal position

interesting comment Jake - even more so since we've met

looking forward to seeing you in a 3rd world country

Peeks in.

[USCPHILLYGUY]

Peeks in.

its cool DS....top points 2 weeks in a row...lot of jealousy in the group

just amusing every Monday guy gotta come in and take shots.....I guess little mans syndrome to be like one of the boys

carry on

[stealthyburrito]

Well.... it looks like my most important goal of the season will not be acheived

It was within reach but I started Cutler. What the FUKK was I thinking!!???

Greaser, Odell is a lock to score 50+ points tonight.

Im scared.

[USCPHILLYGUY]

stealthy impressive week once again

stealthy cream always rises to the top

stealthy looks like a 2 horse race

[grease lightnin]

Greaser, Odell is a lock to score 50+ points tonight.

Im scared.

Nice try Stealthy. No fukking way that happens.

[mpaschal34]

I scored 6 less points than Stealthy with 3 starters on bye and Brees vs Den. I will demolish him in our next matchup.

[stealthyburrito]

I scored 6 less points than Stealthy with 3 starters on bye and Brees vs Den. I will demolish him in our next matchup.

Well young Matthew you keep patting yourself on the back with those moral victories. Also, we don't have another scheduled matchup so for all we know the next time we face off is 2017.

Matty you're a two pump chump, lots of sexual frustration coming through on your post.

[stealthyburrito]

stealthy impressive week once again

stealthy cream always rises to the top

stealthy looks like a 2 horse race

[USCPHILLYGUY]

Well young Matthew you keep patting yourself on the back with those moral victories. Also, we don't have another scheduled matchup so for all we know the next time we face off is 2017.

Matty you're a two pump chump, lots of sexual frustration coming through on your post.

Eerie how Stealthy can decipher what's going on in someone's life just from a post you make

last week me with my anger issues and now this obvious call for help from Matty

teach me master

[stealthyburrito]

Eerie how Stealthy can decipher what's going on in someone's life just from a post you make

last week me with my anger issues and now this obvious call for help from Matty

teach me master

Well when I met young Matty at the bash his demeanor screamed beta male. He was clearly flustered being in the presence of an alpha male such as myself. Then, when I read that rather following football on a Sunday he was partaking in a phantom of the opera show I knew we were dealing with a cuckholded household where the female is dominant over submissive Matty.

When he used the word demolish he was projecting his sexual inadequacy by stating he would demolish me, hereby replacing his lack of ability to demolish, or satisfy, his own wife, who needs a good hard pounding, which Matty cannot provide.

[USCPHILLYGUY]

Well when I met young Matty at the bash his demeanor screamed beta male. He was clearly flustered being in the presence of an alpha male such as myself. Then, when I read that rather following football on a Sunday he was partaking in a phantom of the opera show I knew we were dealing with a cuckholded household where the female is dominant over submissive Matty.

When he used the word demolish he was projecting his sexual inadequacy by stating he would demolish me, hereby replacing his lack of ability to demolish, or satisfy, his own wife, who needs a good hard pounding, which Matty cannot provide.

simply amazing

[stealthyburrito]

Matty's a good sport, even I thought that last post of mine was ridiculous.

[mpaschal34]

Stealthy....put down the crack pipe.

[grease lightnin]

Anybody notice Stealthy is obsessed with the whole cuckold thing?

Guy has come with quite intricate cuckold accusations against multiple league members.

Now who is it that is projecting???

[JAKEPEAVY21]

its cool DS....top points 2 weeks in a row...lot of jealousy in the group

just amusing every Monday guy gotta come in and take shots.....I guess little mans syndrome to be like one of the boys

carry on

fetal position

interesting comment Jake - even more so since we've met

looking forward to seeing you in a 3rd world country

absolutely zero jealousy on my end...what's there to be jealous of? Being a couple of games behind in a fantasy football league does not give me restless nights lol. Additionally, it has nothing to do with piling on or trying to fit in with the boys.

just calling it like I see it..which is the way I treat anyone whether I have met them or not

I'm usually quite blunt and I say what i think...not much guesswork with me, folks usually know where they stand

You're cool in my book but given how much shit you talk, it is fun to give you the business once in awhile...carry on

[JAKEPEAVY21]

Anybody notice Stealthy is obsessed with the whole cuckold thing?

Guy has come with quite intricate cuckold accusations against multiple league members.

Now who is it that is projecting???

I wonder how Freud would analyze this?

[mpaschal34]

I could possibly offer Stewart

Done deal!

[USCPHILLYGUY]

absolutely zero jealousy on my end...what's there to be jealous of? Being a couple of games behind in a fantasy football league does not give me restless nights lol. Additionally, it has nothing to do with piling on or trying to fit in with the boys.

just calling it like I see it..which is the way I treat anyone whether I have met them or not

I'm usually quite blunt and I say what i think...not much guesswork with me, folks usually know where they stand

You're cool in my book but given how much shit you talk, it is fun to give you the business once in awhile...carry on

you know whats amazing about a forum like this and the internet in general? You can be whatever you want to be because you have the ability to hide behind a keyboard....keep being you jake

[USCPHILLYGUY]

Done deal!

oh matty....

[stealthyburrito]

Yet another week where I'm a double digit dog winning by double by double digits. Good way to stay motivated.


Greaser I almost feel bad for you. I wanna tousle your hair and tell you everything's gonna be okay, kiddo. But you're not quite ready for the big dogs.

[grease lightnin]

Good win, burrita. I'm not out yet.

Burrita has a golden horseshie stuffed up his ass

[BIGDAY]

You guys see the whooooopin I laid out this week?? Be afraid. Be very afraid

[LT Profits]

USCPHILLYGUY AGAIN gets the 500 high-score bonus for Week 10.

[downsouth]

Philly guy running away. Should be a good week for him this week.

[mpaschal34]

Was happy to pull down a victory last week. Got a tough matchup this week against Jake. Hopefully L.Bell is failing a drug test right about now.

[JAKEPEAVY21]

you know whats amazing about a forum like this and the internet in general? You can be whatever you want to be because you have the ability to hide behind a keyboard....keep being you jake

I don't say anything on here that I would not say to someone's face

I don't think what I said is bad, just my opinion

do you know of a guy Bill "Philly Billy" Werndl? He used to do sports talk radio out in Philly but has been out here for quite awhile now.

[stealthyburrito]

Good win, burrita. I'm not out yet.

Burrita has a golden horseshie stuffed up his ass

Greaser you got your ass kicked. I've buried your entire season. I'm hard just thinking about it

[grease lightnin]

Greaser you got your ass kicked. I've buried your entire season. I'm hard just thinking about it

[BIGDAY]

Philla guy ain't gonna be happy when I pulverize his squad this week.

[mpaschal34]

Willing to trade Alshon Jeffery for a back up kicker.

[JAKEPEAVY21]

Was happy to pull down a victory last week. Got a tough matchup this week against Jake. Hopefully L.Bell is failing a drug test right about now.

My squad is favored by 15 points so you will probably win outright

[mpaschal34]

My squad is favored by 15 points so you will probably win outright

That would be what's known in the industry as "Stealthy Magic"

[stealthyburrito]

That would be what's known in the industry as "Stealthy Magic"

Matty you're correct I'm concerned this week as a double digit favorite, not used to being in this position it's a lot of pressure.

[JAKEPEAVY21]

That would be what's known in the industry as "Stealthy Magic"

Matty you're correct I'm concerned this week as a double digit favorite, not used to being in this position it's a lot of pressure.

teach me your sorcery, burrito

my team routinely shits the bed as a DD favorite