what gabe says.

**gabe** · 05-19-12, 12:05 AM

Originally posted by Imsmarterthanu

You sure are full of yourself phaggot

Listen I don't care about your stupid record, you're a dumbass to me when you refuse to face the facts. You and I agree on some things but then on other things you go completely ape shit and egotistical a sure sign of a narcissistic type personality disorder.

I refuse to face the facts? Isn't that EXACTLY what I've been accusing you of? Not using facts? LOL this guy is a laugh...

There is nothing we have agreed on. You just joined this forum, don't act like we've been discussing MMA for months.

I haven't gone ape shit over anything. I've laughed at you and told you not to post in my thread, that's about it. I wasted an entire page on my thread arguing with you about using misinformation, and then you tell me I don't "face the facts"

you're dumber than you look, bro. everybody else thought you were a moron before i did. i'm a little late to the party, but at least i've arrived.

**gabe** · 05-19-12, 12:07 AM

Originally posted by MMAbetMASTA

been a while since I've been up in the Gabe thread... very interesting drama going down, as usual haha...

I can't believe I'm actually arguing with a newbie who made some of the worst picks I've ever seen with the worst arguments to back them up... and instead of going into hiding, he stays around and tries to fill threads with more bs... like anybody takes anything he has to say seriously.

**Imsmarterthanu** · 05-19-12, 12:18 AM

Originally posted by gabe

I refuse to face the facts? Isn't that EXACTLY what I've been accusing you of? Not using facts? LOL this guy is a laugh...

There is nothing we have agreed on. You just joined this forum, don't act like we've been discussing MMA for months.

I haven't gone ape shit over anything. I've laughed at you and told you not to post in my thread, that's about it. I wasted an entire page on my thread arguing with you about using misinformation, and then you tell me I don't "face the facts"

you're dumber than you look, bro. everybody else thought you were a moron before i did. i'm a little late to the party, but at least i've arrived.

hahahahaha you have no facts

name one fact you've listed this entire time we've been arguing

just give me one fact and i'll stop posting the rest of your thread

**Imsmarterthanu** · 05-19-12, 12:20 AM

After Lavar loses you know you're gonna be my bitch right ?

i'm gonna be riding your ass the entire thread you'll probably have to retire right there and then and never come back on the forums again pal

**gabe** · 05-19-12, 12:22 AM

Originally posted by Imsmarterthanu

hahahahaha you have no facts

name one fact you've listed this entire time we've been arguing

just give me one fact and i'll stop posting the rest of your thread

List one fact? LOL This guy really is retarded...

Here is a fact, in which I corrected your misinformation: Lavar Johnson never came close to tapping. He never admitted to that. He personally said that he was never going to tap.

You said otherwise = misinformation

I corrected you = fact

PLEASE- stop posting in THIS thread.

**gabe** · 05-19-12, 12:25 AM

Originally posted by Imsmarterthanu

After Lavar loses you know you're gonna be my bitch right ?

i'm gonna be riding your ass the entire thread you'll probably have to retire right there and then and never come back on the forums again pal

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL you are mentally ill

if i have 1 play that loses, i'm gonna get my ass "riden" by an idiot who knows nothing and told everybody to bet Kamal Shalorus?

LOL dude it's so sad that you can't step back and take a look at what a fool you are.

**Imsmarterthanu** · 05-19-12, 01:14 AM

Originally posted by gabe

List one fact? LOL This guy really is retarded...

Here is a fact, in which I corrected your misinformation: Lavar Johnson never came close to tapping. He never admitted to that. He personally said that he was never going to tap.

You said otherwise = misinformation

I corrected you = fact

PLEASE- stop posting in THIS thread.

Actions speak louder than words the fact is hindsight is 20/20 and you're taking the words from a guy who's already won the match and now can speak on it whichever way he pleases and putting them as fact when in reality it's just a coincidence. Pat Barry's submission game is not even on the same wavelength as Stefan Struve's and Pat's kimura attempt was a half assed one at best. Joe Rogan is a bjj black belt and he said that lover was in a lot of pain and you could see the grimaces and desperation already even when Barry's kimura wasn't being executed with any correct technique. Now take a guy like Struve and you'll have Lavar tapping like a little bitch as he's already done in the past against much lower opponents. There's a fact for you.

The fact is Lavar has already tapped in 4 out of 5 of his mma losses. He is known to tap right away so it's not like were talking about Sakuraba on the ground or Big Nog he is a tapper and the only reason he didn't tap is because Barry is no submission expert as stated by Joe Rogan BJJ black belt. Unfortunately for Lavar Struve is an expert on the ground and when he gets a hold of him Lavar is going to tap and scream uncle.

Example of Lavar tapping like a girl

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**gabe** · 05-19-12, 02:29 AM

lol i have no idea why this idiot is comparing lavar johnson's ground game to stefan struve's...

dumbie, why are you bringing up lavar's history? that is irrelevant. pat barry's submission attempt was the only thing being discussed. he said that he was not goint to tap, but you said that he said he nearly tapped... SHUT UP. MORON. MORON. MORON.

STOP. POSTING. IN. THIS. THREAD.

HOW. HARD. IS. THAT. TO. UNDERSTAND?

I understand that you don't realize how dumb you are, but let's just quit talking to each other. DON'T RESPOND. You are an idiot. Reading what you're saying in the other threads makes me laugh. I can't believe you're an adult.

**Vaughany** · 05-19-12, 03:18 AM

Originally posted by Imsmarterthanu

Actions speak louder than words the fact is hindsight is 20/20 and you're taking the words from a guy who's already won the match and now can speak on it whichever way he pleases and putting them as fact when in reality it's just a coincidence. Pat Barry's submission game is not even on the same wavelength as Stefan Struve's and Pat's kimura attempt was a half assed one at best. Joe Rogan is a bjj black belt and he said that lover was in a lot of pain and you could see the grimaces and desperation already even when Barry's kimura wasn't being executed with any correct technique. Now take a guy like Struve and you'll have Lavar tapping like a little bitch as he's already done in the past against much lower opponents. There's a fact for you.

The fact is Lavar has already tapped in 4 out of 5 of his mma losses. He is known to tap right away so it's not like were talking about Sakuraba on the ground or Big Nog he is a tapper and the only reason he didn't tap is because Barry is no submission expert as stated by Joe Rogan BJJ black belt. Unfortunately for Lavar Struve is an expert on the ground and when he gets a hold of him Lavar is going to tap and scream uncle.

Example of Lavar tapping like a girl

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Rogan isnt a black-belt brah!

**gabe** · 05-19-12, 03:32 AM

Originally posted by Vaughany

Rogan isnt a black-belt brah!

LOL the dummy thinks Barry didn't submit Lavar because he is not a "submission expert" - had absolutely nothing to do with the fact that it's incredibly difficult to submit someone stronger w/ a kimura or americana.

i don't think there were any holes in the way pat barry secured that submission. lavar was just too strong for it.

**Imsmarterthanu** · 05-19-12, 03:59 AM

Originally posted by Vaughany

Rogan isnt a black-belt brah!

He's a brown belt but eddie says he's getting his black belt this year

We were talking about it at 10th planet in hollywood

**Imsmarterthanu** · 05-19-12, 04:01 AM

Originally posted by gabe

LOL the dummy thinks Barry didn't submit Lavar because he is not a "submission expert" - had absolutely nothing to do with the fact that it's incredibly difficult to submit someone stronger w/ a kimura or americana.

i don't think there were any holes in the way pat barry secured that submission. lavar was just too strong for it.

Damn you're stupid as FUKK you've obviously never been to a jui jitsu gym in your life. I've seen 155 pound skinny blue belts submit powerlifter and bodybuilders who were clearly stronger than them. It's not about strength it's about technique.

**gabe** · 05-19-12, 04:11 AM

Originally posted by Imsmarterthanu

Damn you're stupid as FUKK you've obviously never been to a jui jitsu gym in your life. I've seen 155 pound skinny blue belts submit powerlifter and bodybuilders who were clearly stronger than them. It's not about strength it's about technique.

why are you taking the topic of kimura's and generalizing it as submissions? a kimura is a strong man move. a 155 pounder CANNOT submit a heavyweight with a kimura. i would say you're stupid and mentally ill, but we've already covered that.

**gabe** · 05-19-12, 04:12 AM

eddie bravo himself has said he doesn't go for kimura's on guys who are stronger than he is (on the joe rogan podcast)... so stfu. fool.

**Vaughany** · 05-19-12, 04:13 AM

Originally posted by Imsmarterthanu

He's a brown belt but eddie says he's getting his black belt this year

We were talking about it at 10th planet in hollywood

ha throwing out belts to his buddies! Rogan hasn't even done any BJJ for while as far as I'm aware. He did his first session in ages a couple weeks ago. Bit like how Dan Hardy got his purple-belt from Eddie after training with him for a week or 2!

**helpplease** · 05-19-12, 07:16 AM

Originally posted by gabe

eddie bravo himself has said he doesn't go for kimura's on guys who are stronger than he is (on the joe rogan podcast)... so stfu. fool.

maybe he said he doesn't do that from the bottom ?! since it takes up a lot of energy to do that on a stronger bigger guy then you when you are on the bottom

also aren't u the guy who had stephens thompsons in every parlay ?! lol !! just playing Gabe !

**illmatick** · 05-19-12, 09:15 AM

Originally posted by Vaughany

**v1y** · 05-19-12, 09:47 AM

Originally posted by gabe

i don't think there were any holes in the way pat barry secured that submission.

you're either the biggest moron or the biggest troll ever.

let's count

1: barry first locked it on with his right thumb on the wrong side (admittedly he eventually corrects this)
2: barry attempted to do it from knee on belly which is nearly impossible to finish. (admittedly he eventually corrects this)
3: it's generally preferred that you lock a keylock up with your wrists, not your hands.

and the important ones.
4: barry's right elbow was not glued to lavar's ear/neck. this was fatal to the keylock.
5: barry was trying to finish by lifting lavar's elbow. that is not the proper way to finish a keylock, contrary to popular belief.
6: barry was not securing the arm with his own head.

if you don't train, please don't talk about technique, because you'll sound like an idiot.

**illmatick** · 05-19-12, 10:09 AM

Get em, V1Y

**Vaughany** · 05-19-12, 10:10 AM

Gabe's gogoplata is sick son!

**Beelzebubzy** · 05-19-12, 10:14 AM

V1y do you still roll?

**gabe** · 05-19-12, 12:44 PM

Originally posted by v1y

you're either the biggest moron or the biggest troll ever.

let's count

1: barry first locked it on with his right thumb on the wrong side (admittedly he eventually corrects this)
2: barry attempted to do it from knee on belly which is nearly impossible to finish. (admittedly he eventually corrects this)
3: it's generally preferred that you lock a keylock up with your wrists, not your hands.

and the important ones.
4: barry's right elbow was not glued to lavar's ear/neck. this was fatal to the keylock.
5: barry was trying to finish by lifting lavar's elbow. that is not the proper way to finish a keylock, contrary to popular belief.
6: barry was not securing the arm with his own head.

if you don't train, please don't talk about technique, because you'll sound like an idiot.

i said "i don't think there were" - nothing definite about that... but it's irrelevant to mention anything he corrected.

"You are the biggest moron or the biggest troll ever"

Why would i be a moron, because i said i THINK there were no holes in his submission attempt?

Sounds like something an idiot would say... and TROLL? You are the same guy who was trolling saying he won his bets, then I provided a link to your blog where you had the opposite picks of fights which you claimed to have won. What kind of a liar and troller ass move was that? I let it slide, if you remember correctly. After something like that, where do YOU get the balls to call me an idiot or a troll? lol silly characters around here, man...

**gabe** · 05-19-12, 12:50 PM

Originally posted by helpplease

maybe he said he doesn't do that from the bottom ?! since it takes up a lot of energy to do that on a stronger bigger guy then you when you are on the bottom

also aren't u the guy who had stephens thompsons in every parlay ?! lol !! just playing Gabe !

a 155 pounder can't submit a heavyweight with a kimura, from any position. top or bottom. i mean, unless its melvin guillard vs ednaldo oliveira or something like that. Joe Lauzon could never submit Frank Mir with a kimura.

**Vaughany** · 05-19-12, 12:52 PM

Originally posted by gabe

a 155 pounder can't submit a heavyweight with a kimura, from any position. top or bottom. i mean, unless its melvin guillard vs ednaldo oliveira or something like that. Joe Lauzon could never submit Frank Mir with a kimura.

haha like how u picked one of the 155ers with the weakest BJJ!

**gabe** · 05-19-12, 12:55 PM

Originally posted by Vaughany

haha like how u picked one of the 155ers with the weakest BJJ!

used a strong LW for the example... i think anybody could submit Ednaldo, after leaving his neck out there like that against Gonzaga... SMH

**Imsmarterthanu** · 05-19-12, 12:55 PM

Originally posted by gabe

a 155 pounder can't submit a heavyweight with a kimura, from any position. top or bottom. i mean, unless its melvin guillard vs ednaldo oliveira or something like that. Joe Lauzon could never submit Frank Mir with a kimura.

dude stfu you haven't rolled a day in your life

fuckn couch warrior

at least im a white belt with 2 stripes i've rolled with big ass people before and subbed them with kimuras they were way heavier than me, i'm only 150

if you're a noob on the ground then you can't do shit against a guy who has proper technique

**gabe** · 05-19-12, 12:59 PM

Originally posted by Imsmarterthanu

dude stfu you haven't rolled a day in your life

fuckn couch warrior

at least im a white belt with 2 stripes i've rolled with big ass people before and subbed them with kimuras they were way heavier than me, i'm only 150

if you're a noob on the ground then you can't do shit against a guy who has proper technique

Eddie Bravo himself said on the Joe Rogan podcast that in Jiu-Jitsu it's very hard to submit a guy stronger than you with a kimura, which is why he never goes after it w/ stronger guys.

You're kissing Bravo's ass, yet you're going against what the guy said. Dummy.

And no, I've never rolled in my life. Thinking about taking classes at 10th planet, though.

**Vaughany** · 05-19-12, 01:00 PM

These dudes not aware Gabe is a Black-belt in Armenian Jiu-Jitsu

**gabe** · 05-19-12, 01:04 PM

Originally posted by Vaughany

These dudes not aware Gabe is a Black-belt in Armenian Jiu-Jitsu

My favorite move: eating sunflower seeds and throwing the shells at you.

**gabe** · 05-19-12, 01:28 PM

I made my first SBR store purchase yesterday, buying $70 for my 5dimes account. How long does it take for the money to show up? Been 24 hrs, still not in there...

**illmatick** · 05-19-12, 01:34 PM

Never. You'll be refunded soon.

**Vaughany** · 05-19-12, 01:36 PM

Originally posted by gabe

I made my first SBR store purchase yesterday, buying $70 for my 5dimes account. How long does it take for the money to show up? Been 24 hrs, still not in there...

ha shiit yeah, did tht last week. Usually takes a couple days but no idea how u check whether its gone in other than asking the useless customer services

**Vaughany** · 05-19-12, 01:38 PM

Originally posted by illmatick

Never. You'll be refunded soon.

oh yeah, Americans cant do it can they?

**gabe** · 05-19-12, 01:42 PM

there's really nothing else in the sbr sport that interests me

**illmatick** · 05-19-12, 01:42 PM

yup, not to mention he's not an SBR Pro.

Just in case you missed it Gabe, here's a link for you:http://forum.sbrforum.com/sbr-pro/