Could be worse, I could've used this great joke (from your twitter):
"Sent a letter to Steven Spielberg asking for a million dollars and all he sent me was a check for $10,000... What a Jew."
or this one:
"Finally got the news, you guys. The blood-test confirmed it: I'm related to Tupac."
"Sent a letter to Steven Spielberg asking for a million dollars and all he sent me was a check for $10,000... What a Jew."
or this one:
"Finally got the news, you guys. The blood-test confirmed it: I'm related to Tupac."