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  • sideloaded
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    • 08-21-10
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    #71
    Gabe where you at?
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    • gabe
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      • 09-12-11
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      #72
      Originally posted by Vaughany
      Fair play Gabe...u got some decent picks tonight

      Guida was never gonna win tho!
      You came close to calling me the greatest capper of all time a few times there lol
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      • gabe
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        • 09-12-11
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        #73
        Originally posted by NunyaBidness
        Straight up fade material, homey.

        From the contest:

        Quote:
        Originally Posted by gabe
        Cain Velasquez -165
        Clay Guida +210
        Pablo Garza +240
        Ricardo Lamas -140
        DaMarques Johnson -255
        Norifumi Yamamoto -400
        Robert Peralta -125
        Alex Caceres +190
        Mike Pierce -285
        Matt Lucas +130


        In what round will the Clay Harvison vs Damarques Johson fight end?
        1st

        In what round will the Matt Lucas vs Aaron Rosa fight end?
        3rd
        As promised, my picks are:

        Junior Dos Santos +135
        Benson Henderson -260
        Dustin Poirer -300
        Cub Swanson +110
        Clay Harvison +205
        Darren Uyenoyama +300
        Mackens Semerzier -105
        Cole Escovedo -240
        Paul Bradley +225
        Aaron Rosa -160



        Your results: -275
        Fading you results: +90

        FADE FADE FADE FADE
        You faded my picks for a contest and we went even. If you had faded my picks with bets you'd made, you would have lost money. So, I don't know what you're yapping about.

        Originally posted by SATERSTYLE
        Also it seemed like his favorite and therefore most confident plays were Garza, Guida, and Velasquez. Too bad he said that he isn't going to post his "winnings" after the event. It would have been another Gabe classic to see him magically win $1000 on his winning picks and lose maybe $50 combined on those last three
        My most confident plays were DaMarques Johnson, Alex Caceres, and Robbie Peralta. I thought there was no way DJ or Caceres would lose, and felt Peralta was gonna give it his all. As I said in an earlier response, DaMarques Johnson was my lock of the night. I really liked Garza, too, but as stated in my original post, I thought it was an even fight and liked him at +240. I didn't feel confident he would win, I just loved the odds. He droped to +170 by fight time, so I was right to love those odds. Nothing I said in my original post implied that I'm confident in Guida, either. Saying I wouldn't count him out doesn't mean I'm confident he will win, it means I don't think he will be dominated like Miller was and love getting him at plus money. I was confident in Cain a month ago, but over the past week, I became less and less confident, especially after seeing that he didn't look driven to win at all, meanwhile Junior looked so hungry.
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        • gabe
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          #74
          Originally posted by NunyaBidness
          This whole thing has made me realize how much of my life I'm wasting. 8-10 hours a week watching tape before the lines open, and all I needed to do was jump on the FADE TRAIN!
          If you had bet my picks, you would have done well. LOL I bet on fights I didn't have picked and lost and I still came up +money... if you had bet and stuck to my picks and nothing else, you'd be up! dumby.
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          • gabe
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            • 09-12-11
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            #75
            Originally posted by bogbat
            Post up your winnings gabe. We need a good laugh.
            Matt Lucas - Lost $100
            Paul Bradley - Lost $100
            Alex Caceres - Won $590
            Robbie Peralta - Won $300
            DaMarques Johnson - Won $500
            Ricardo Lamas - Won $300
            Pablo Garza - Lost $420
            Clay Guida - Lost $200
            Cain Velasquez - Lost $680

            Total: +$90

            laugh it up, boys!!
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            • gabe
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              #76
              Originally posted by sideloaded
              Gabe where you at?
              i'm here, cousin. crazy night last night. you guys almost got your wish, i nearly bit the dust. crashed my jeep. the gas pedal broke while driving, and the wheel went all crazy. i was lucky i wasn't on the freeway or a busy street, i woulda been completely toast.
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              • NunyaBidness
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                • 07-26-09
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                #77
                Originally posted by gabe
                i'm here, cousin. crazy night last night. you guys almost got your wish, i nearly bit the dust. crashed my jeep. the gas pedal broke while driving, and the wheel went all crazy. i was lucky i wasn't on the freeway or a busy street, i woulda been completely toast.
                God, we were so close.
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                • NunyaBidness
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                  • 07-26-09
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                  #78
                  Originally posted by gabe
                  You faded my picks for a contest and we went even. If you had faded my picks with bets you'd made, you would have lost money. So, I don't know what you're yapping about.
                  You're so clueless.

                  Originally posted by gabe
                  My most confident plays were DaMarques Johnson, Alex Caceres, and Robbie Peralta. I thought there was no way DJ or Caceres would lose, and felt Peralta was gonna give it his all. As I said in an earlier response, DaMarques Johnson was my lock of the night. I really liked Garza, too, but as stated in my original post, I thought it was an even fight and liked him at +240. I didn't feel confident he would win, I just loved the odds. He droped to +170 by fight time, so I was right to love those odds. Nothing I said in my original post implied that I'm confident in Guida, either. Saying I wouldn't count him out doesn't mean I'm confident he will win, it means I don't think he will be dominated like Miller was and love getting him at plus money. I was confident in Cain a month ago, but over the past week, I became less and less confident, especially after seeing that he didn't look driven to win at all, meanwhile Junior looked so hungry.

                  There is nothing you could have seen or known that made Caceres a profitable play much less a lock. Unless you train with him. He has not demonstrated that level of ability in any footage, anywhere. If you bet on him, you made a guess, and got lucky. Money still spends, I guess, so enjoy.

                  And you're right, Peralta did give it his all, by getting beat for most of the fight and capitalizing on a headbutt. You'll have to teach me how to include these factors in my capping.
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                  • sideloaded
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                    #79
                    I really liked Cain, but as soon as I saw gabe was on him I knew my money was lost. He eddie mushed me.



                    gabed is the new mushed
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                    • gabe
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                      • 09-12-11
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                      #80
                      My two biggest haters <3

                      Never let me down. xo
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                      • gabe
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                        #81
                        Originally posted by NunyaBidness
                        You're so clueless.




                        There is nothing you could have seen or known that made Caceres a profitable play much less a lock. Unless you train with him. He has not demonstrated that level of ability in any footage, anywhere. If you bet on him, you made a guess, and got lucky. Money still spends, I guess, so enjoy.

                        And you're right, Peralta did give it his all, by getting beat for most of the fight and capitalizing on a headbutt. You'll have to teach me how to include these factors in my capping.
                        Caceres showed flashes of those skills all the way back in his elimination fight to get into the TUF house, so I'm not surprised like you are. All I knew was that he is better than Cole Escovedo and that would have been Escovedo's last UFC fight. Caceres wasn't going to drop a weight class and lose to a lesser fighter.

                        I think this is the last time I'm responding to anything you have to say, even MMA related. You're an idiot, nothing you say means anything. Every post I have responded of yours has been to correct something you said, you human error.

                        Peralta got beat most of the fight? LOL it was a close fight, the fact that you made it sound like he was dominated until the accidental headbutt = WOW.

                        You're a joke. Keep on hatin' while I win.

                        Oh, and that's 21-0 with my locks. 5-0 since posting here. You know, in case you're keeping count.
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                        • Educ8d Degener8
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                          • 01-12-10
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                          #82
                          What a surprise. Gabe posts his profitable plays...

                          After the event.

                          Again.

                          LOLFRAUD
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                          • gabe
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                            • 09-12-11
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                            #83
                            Originally posted by Educ8d Degener8
                            What a surprise. Gabe posts his profitable plays...

                            After the event.

                            Again.

                            LOLFRAUD
                            Gabe didn't post his profitable plays (his profitable plays are on the first post of this thread,) Gabe posted his bets that cost him money. Money he would have just a little more of, if he only stuck to betting on plays he had picked. That is a HUGE difference, but it is clear you are too dumb to comprehend that. Also, he posted it AFTER being asked to. Another big difference a dumby like you can't comprehend.

                            You're surprised I made $90 after I nailed all those picks? I thought you'd be surprised I didn't make more. Oh yeah, you're a stupid person. nvm

                            ps- lmao just remembered you're like the first person who started attacking me on here when I came. You were too big a bitch to tell me where you got your education. You know I would have clowned your dumb "educ8d" ass.
                            Last edited by gabe; 11-14-11, 03:03 PM.
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                            • bogbat
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                              • 03-21-10
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                              #84
                              Why did you edit out your -400 play on Norifumi Yamamoto?
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                              • gabe
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                                #85
                                Originally posted by bogbat
                                Why did you edit out your -400 play on Norifumi Yamamoto?
                                Edit him out of what? He was never a play of mine, I just picked him for the SBR contest in a different thread. He was never mentioned in this thread. I didn't even bet on that fight, I only picked him for the contest 'cos he was the big favorite. I was gonna lay something small on the big dog Darren Uyenndushndioyama while he was walking to the octagon, but the fight wasn't available to bet on anymore when I went on the page. I was like a minute late.
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                                • Educ8d Degener8
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                                  • 01-12-10
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                                  #86
                                  Originally posted by gabe
                                  ...

                                  ps- lmao just remembered you're like the first person who started attacking me on here when I came. You were too big a bitch to tell me where you got your education. You know I would have clowned your dumb "educ8d" ass.
                                  Let's just put it like this... My degree is from a highly regarded school, and I'm not a struggling "comedian"...

                                  Keep up the good work
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                                  • Vaughany
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 03-07-10
                                    • 45563

                                    #87
                                    Originally posted by gabe
                                    Edit him out of what? He was never a play of mine, I just picked him for the SBR contest in a different thread. He was never mentioned in this thread. I didn't even bet on that fight, I only picked him for the contest 'cos he was the big favorite. I was gonna lay something small on the big dog Darren Uyenndushndioyama while he was walking to the octagon, but the fight wasn't available to bet on anymore when I went on the page. I was like a minute late.
                                    I thought you rang up a local to place ur bets? U bettin online now as well then?
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                                    • gabe
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                                      #88
                                      Originally posted by Educ8d Degener8
                                      Let's just put it like this... My degree is from a highly regarded school
                                      No, it's not.
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                                      • gabe
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                                        #89
                                        Originally posted by Vaughany
                                        I thought you rang up a local to place ur bets? U bettin online now as well then?
                                        No, the local has a website I use.
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                                        • gabe
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                                          #90
                                          Originally posted by Educ8d Degener8
                                          and I'm not a struggling "comedian"...
                                          You wish you could be.

                                          But I am much more than that, my tool of a friend. I've worked on and off as a writer in film and TV since I was a teenager. Long before even graduating, I had done rewrites for Meet the Fockers and Final Destination 2. Neither impressive films, but that's beside the point. I was making things happen at 15 while you were dreaming of getting into a half-assed university to impress a couple people.
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                                          • Educ8d Degener8
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                                            #91
                                            Insecure much?
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                                            • gabe
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                                              #92
                                              Originally posted by Educ8d Degener8
                                              Insecure much?
                                              I think you must be, if you've tried to put me down numerous times. You GOTTA be doing it to make yourself feel better. I GET IT.
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                                              • gabe
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                                                #93
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                                                • varkolek
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                                                  • 07-17-11
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                                                  #94
                                                  Originally posted by gabe
                                                  I've worked on and off as a writer in film and TV since I was a teenager. Long before even graduating, I had done rewrites for Meet the Fockers and Final Destination 2
                                                  How did you get a job like that, what qualifies you? I'm not snarking, just curious. How did you get gigs like that when you were 15?
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                                                  • Vaughany
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                                                    • 03-07-10
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                                                    #95
                                                    Kid genius
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                                                    • gabe
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                                                      #96
                                                      Originally posted by varkolek
                                                      How did you get a job like that, what qualifies you? I'm not snarking, just curious. How did you get gigs like that when you were 15?
                                                      My friend who wrote the original Meet the Parents recommended me to help with the rewrites. I had helped him rewrite a couple screenplays he had been working on by that point, so he knew I could do it.

                                                      At 17-18, I wrote a TV pilot that almost made it on the WB (just before it became the CW.)
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                                                      • gabe
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                                                        #97
                                                        Note: I responded to Degenr8's post giving two solid reasons why he is an idiot and the only thing he could say in response is that I'm a struggling comedian. LOL!!!! Which, of course, I am. Most comedians are struggling comedians, only the ones all the way on top aren't struggling. But you're too big a dumby to know that. I guess I could always find something stupid in everything you say.

                                                        Keep on hatin', son.
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                                                        • illmatick
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                                                          • 01-05-09
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                                                          #98
                                                          Gabe!!1111


                                                          1. dumby 113 up, 37 down
                                                          Common misspelling of the word dummy, almost always used by the people who can easily be described by the word itself. Just because dumb has a "b" at the end, does not mean dummy has to. Also, dummy does not rhyme with Gumby.
                                                          "You are such a dumby!" -Lauren, Monica, etc...
                                                          "Actually, you are the dummy!" -Brandon
                                                          Last edited by illmatick; 11-14-11, 06:26 PM.
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                                                          • Educ8d Degener8
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                                                            #99
                                                            Originally posted by gabe
                                                            Note: I responded to Degenr8's post giving two solid reasons why he is an idiot and the only thing he could say in response is that I'm a struggling comedian. LOL!!!! Which, of course, I am. Most comedians are struggling comedians, only the ones all the way on top aren't struggling. But you're too big a dumby to know that. I guess I could always find something stupid in everything you say.

                                                            Keep on hatin', son.
                                                            Gabe, it's spelled "dummy". You dumby.

                                                            It's nothing personal champ -- I just like pointing out fools that post bets... after the event has concluded, and then expect gratuitous back patting from the poster community... if you want to run fraudulent game like that, you might wanna check out covers, or sherdog for sure. Those clowns will fall for your garbage.
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                                                            • dww123
                                                              SBR Sharp
                                                              • 07-06-11
                                                              • 441

                                                              #100
                                                              Originally posted by NunyaBidness
                                                              You're so clueless.




                                                              There is nothing you could have seen or known that made Caceres a profitable play much less a lock. Unless you train with him. He has not demonstrated that level of ability in any footage, anywhere. If you bet on him, you made a guess, and got lucky. Money still spends, I guess, so enjoy.

                                                              And you're right, Peralta did give it his all, by getting beat for most of the fight and capitalizing on a headbutt. You'll have to teach me how to include these factors in my capping.
                                                              FALSE. If you examined Cacere's fights you would notice steady improvement in each one. Combined that with obvious athletic ability and the fact he was fighting an older fighter who he himself has been consistently losing as of late, it had upset written all over it. I didnt bet on Bruce Leroy but i sure as hell wouldnt have touched the Apache kid with a 10 meter cattle prod.
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                                                              • gabe
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                                                                #101
                                                                Originally posted by illmatick
                                                                Gabe!!1111


                                                                1. dumby 113 up, 37 down
                                                                Common misspelling of the word dummy, almost always used by the people who can easily be described by the word itself. Just because dumb has a "b" at the end, does not mean dummy has to. Also, dummy does not rhyme with Gumby.
                                                                "You are such a dumby!" -Lauren, Monica, etc...
                                                                "Actually, you are the dummy!" -Brandon
                                                                Dummy = Doll

                                                                Dumby = Dumb person. Opposite of "smarty"

                                                                Did I seriously have to explain this?
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                                                                • gabe
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                                                                  #102
                                                                  Originally posted by dww123
                                                                  FALSE. If you examined Cacere's fights you would notice steady improvement in each one. Combined that with obvious athletic ability and the fact he was fighting an older fighter who he himself has been consistently losing as of late, it had upset written all over it. I didnt bet on Bruce Leroy but i sure as hell wouldnt have touched the Apache kid with a 10 meter cattle prod.

                                                                  thank you.
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                                                                  • gabe
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                                                                    • 09-12-11
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                                                                    #103
                                                                    Originally posted by Educ8d Degener8
                                                                    Gabe, it's spelled "dummy". You dumby.

                                                                    It's nothing personal champ -- I just like pointing out fools that post bets... after the event has concluded, and then expect gratuitous back patting from the poster community... if you want to run fraudulent game like that, you might wanna check out covers, or sherdog for sure. Those clowns will fall for your garbage.
                                                                    Read my response to ill matick -- They are two different words with two different meanings, but both basically meaning idiot. Dummy = a doll and Dumby = A dumbass, opposite of "smarty"

                                                                    I've never posted anything after the event has concluded. My PLAYS are on POST #1 of ALL my threads. How do you miss them? Losing money betting on fights I didn't have picked makes me a fraud? OK, son. Keep being retarded.

                                                                    All anyone should have done is pay attention to my picks in my initial post. How I do betting wise on the entire card itself is irrelevant. The plays I pick are what matters.
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                                                                    • gabe
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                                                                      • 09-12-11
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                                                                      #104
                                                                      Originally posted by gabe

                                                                      Alex Caceres +235 (waiting on line improvement here, as well)

                                                                      This is Bruce Leeroy's Bantamweight debut. I predict he gives Cole Escovedo his walking papers and earns himself a spot in the UFC's bantamweight division.
                                                                      As predicted,

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                                                                      • Vaughany
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                                                                        • 03-07-10
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                                                                        #105
                                                                        Tht was never in doubt Gabe! He was very lucky tht he wasnt cut before that fight!
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