June MMA thread

[gabe]

I was begging Dana to let me step in for Lombard.

I think I was texting my mechanic though, not sure.

Either way, no reply.

[Keyboard Warrior]

^^^^^^^^^^^ material needs work, it's hard to come across funny in text

[Wilbo86]

I was begging Dana to let me step in for Lombard.

I think I was texting my mechanic though, not sure.

Either way, no reply.

Hey Gabe, random question but do you track results for your recommended plays?

[Vaughany]

Lol

[Vaughany]

^^^^^^^^^^^ material needs work, it's hard to come across funny in text

Haha i didnt get it neither!

[Das Jax]

I was begging Dana to let me step in for Lombard.

I think I was texting my mechanic though, not sure.

Either way, no reply.

Don't listen to the haterz. I thought it was funny.

[PunisherIND]

Hey Gabe, random question but do you track results for your recommended plays?

Hey Gabe, random question but do you track results for your ha-ha's?

[Vaughany]

Hahhhahahahhaa

[Vaughany]

lol

[MD]

Kawajiri suffers detached retina, out indefinitely.

[Vaughany]

FOX Special Documentary on BJ Penn..

http://www.bjpenn.com/mana-bj-penn-fox-special-documentary-full-replay/

[Skel]

FOX Special Documentary on BJ Penn..

http://www.bjpenn.com/mana-bj-penn-f...y-full-replay/

Has anyone posted the new Weidman documentary online? I haven't seen it anywhere.

[marzwoody]

Yes i too want to see a documentary on one of the most boring men in MMA :/

[Beelzebubzy]

sexyama, Kid Yamamota ,Gomi are all on the Japan card.
What scrubs do they give each of them so they can win?

[MD]

Yes i too want to see a documentary on one of the most boring men in MMA :/

Comes into the MMA news thread to talk shit about someone asking for legitimate information about... MMA.

You're pathetic.

[Vaughany]

lol

[marzwoody]

Comes into the MMA news thread to talk shit about someone asking for legitimate information about... MMA.

You're pathetic.

MD thinks he's some alpha of the forum, gets annoyed at the slightest thing if he's not the one doing the annoying. its fkn funny. but what do you expect, when you give a delusional prick who belongs as a guest on jeremy kyle a mouse and keyboard.

[mirinquads]

MD thinks he's some alpha of the forum, gets annoyed at the slightest thing if he's not the one doing the annoying. its fkn funny. but what do you expect, when you give a delusional prick who belongs as a guest on jeremy kyle a mouse and keyboard.

Pretty sure MD is the Affa of this forum, he's a bodybuilder with hueg quads. He also gives his delusional prick to lesser men, that's the rumour at least.

You crusin for a dickin' marzy?

[MD]

MD thinks he's some alpha of the forum, gets annoyed at the slightest thing if he's not the one doing the annoying. its fkn funny. but what do you expect, when you give a delusional prick who belongs as a guest on jeremy kyle a mouse and keyboard.

Just going to keep pointing out how much of an unlikeable piece of dogshit you are until you either leave or I get bored with it.

[Kermit]

lol

I wish he would have done a longer video. This was excellent.

[marzwoody]

[QUOTE=MD;22141121]

[Lick496]

can we just make a separate "thread of hate" so we can keep all these other ones drama free?

[marzwoody]

MD i have no idea why you hate me so much, your a silly person I'm nothing more then a name on a forum. if your own ego cant handle being talked back to, that's your own personal issue, its quite easy to get along with people you obviously take this forum way to personally / seriously, i merely just respond to hate that i read. well anyway i wish you all the best,

[PunisherIND]

FOX Special Documentary on BJ Penn..

http://www.bjpenn.com/mana-bj-penn-f...y-full-replay/

[JIBBBY]

^^^Amusing post reads I must say!!!...

Very emotional are we? LOL... Kuddo's for keeping it off the event threads..

As I see it... It's only a matter of time before someones feelings really get hurt now tough guys.. LOL..

[MD]

MD i have no idea why you hate me so much, your a silly person I'm nothing more then a name on a forum. if your own ego cant handle being talked back to, that's your own personal issue, its quite easy to get along with people you obviously take this forum way to personally / seriously, i merely just respond to hate that i read. well anyway i wish you all the best,

Says the guy who replied to my post, and then came back and replied to it again two hours later without me even replying again. Am I on your mind that much, marzy?

MD thinks he's some alpha of the forum, gets annoyed at the slightest thing if he's not the one doing the annoying. its fkn funny. but what do you expect, when you give a delusional prick who belongs as a guest on jeremy kyle a mouse and keyboard.

Also, this "I only respond to hate" thing is getting old. Pretending that you don't spread hate around the forum like a YouTube troll makes you seem even more pathetic.

[Vaughany]

<header style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; box-sizing: border-box;">LOL "YOU FRANK MURRRR, YOU CANT DEAL WITH MY ELITE STAND-UP AND ELITE CARDIO BROOO, OH AND GUESS WHAT.... EA SPORTS.... LOSE MY NUMBER BRO, JUST LOSE IT"


Brendan Schaub wants to fight 'cocky' Frank Mir, tells EA Sports to 'suck a d--k' for UFC video game snub

By Adam Guillen Jr.  @AdamGuillenJr on Jun 26 2014, 4:00p 83
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Paul Abell-US PRESSWIRE

If while scrolling through the heavyweight roster on the new EA Sports UFC video game, you caught yourself wondering why you can't choose Brendan Schuab as a playable character, you're not alone.
"Big Brown" himself was baffled as to why he was left off the roster, but seems to think that the contract negotiations he was going through with Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) while the game was in production had a lot to do with it.

That, or the the powers that be over at the Las Vegas, Nevada-based mixed martial arts (MMA) promotion simply left him off because he "sucks," according to Schaub. Nevertheless, he can't support the game after being snubbed.
His words on the most recent episode of "The Fighter & The Kid" podcast:

"I don't know if it's contract negotiations or what. When I was at the Joe Rogan show, one of the creators came up to me and said, 'listen man, we've seen the outcries, we know we're going to figure it out and we're going to put you in the game.' So, I'm waiting for that. How realistic that is, I'm not sure. They can make me a downloadable character. When the game was being processed I was in negotiation talks. Or the UFC just thinks I suck. That might be it. UFC might be like, 'Schaub sucks, we're not putting him in the game.' But when you're talking about heavyweights, you're penetrating crazy for not putting me in there. So I won't even mention the game, I won't touch the game. I'm also old, so I don't play video games. But yeah, I can't support the game. That game can suck a dick."

Schaub, however, isn't alone, as fan favorite (as well as a Dana White favorite) Diego Sanchez was also left off the video game, as well.
As far as real life fisticuffs, Schaub has an idea of who he'd like to fight next, as he threw out the idea of potentially fighting Frank Mir. Two "cocky" fighters looking to knock each other out? What's not to like?
He explains:

"I would love to fight Frank Mir. Can you imagine the 'Countdown' for that? We're both cocky. People would be like, 'I hate both these guys. I hope he knocks him out and they both never fight again.' People hate both of us. I love Frank Mir, I'd love to fight Frank Mir."

[marzwoody]

<header style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; box-sizing: border-box;">LOL "YOU FRANK MURRRR, YOU CANT DEAL WITH MY ELITE STAND-UP AND ELITE CARDIO BROOO, OH AND GUESS WHAT.... EA SPORTS.... LOSE MY NUMBER BRO, JUST LOSE IT"


Brendan Schaub wants to fight 'cocky' Frank Mir, tells EA Sports to 'suck a d--k' for UFC video game snub

By Adam Guillen Jr.  @AdamGuillenJr on Jun 26 2014, 4:00p 83
</header>

Paul Abell-US PRESSWIRE

If while scrolling through the heavyweight roster on the new EA Sports UFC video game, you caught yourself wondering why you can't choose Brendan Schuab as a playable character, you're not alone.
"Big Brown" himself was baffled as to why he was left off the roster, but seems to think that the contract negotiations he was going through with Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) while the game was in production had a lot to do with it.

That, or the the powers that be over at the Las Vegas, Nevada-based mixed martial arts (MMA) promotion simply left him off because he "sucks," according to Schaub. Nevertheless, he can't support the game after being snubbed.
His words on the most recent episode of "The Fighter & The Kid" podcast:

"I don't know if it's contract negotiations or what. When I was at the Joe Rogan show, one of the creators came up to me and said, 'listen man, we've seen the outcries, we know we're going to figure it out and we're going to put you in the game.' So, I'm waiting for that. How realistic that is, I'm not sure. They can make me a downloadable character. When the game was being processed I was in negotiation talks. Or the UFC just thinks I suck. That might be it. UFC might be like, 'Schaub sucks, we're not putting him in the game.' But when you're talking about heavyweights, you're penetrating crazy for not putting me in there. So I won't even mention the game, I won't touch the game. I'm also old, so I don't play video games. But yeah, I can't support the game. That game can suck a dick."

Schaub, however, isn't alone, as fan favorite (as well as a Dana White favorite) Diego Sanchez was also left off the video game, as well.
As far as real life fisticuffs, Schaub has an idea of who he'd like to fight next, as he threw out the idea of potentially fighting Frank Mir. Two "cocky" fighters looking to knock each other out? What's not to like?
He explains:

"I would love to fight Frank Mir. Can you imagine the 'Countdown' for that? We're both cocky. People would be like, 'I hate both these guys. I hope he knocks him out and they both never fight again.' People hate both of us. I love Frank Mir, I'd love to fight Frank Mir."

He might want to learn how to throw punches first. those shots he loaded up on arlovski looked sloppy as hell, and his hand just bounced off arloski's cheeks because he doesn't know how to make a fist properly. it reminded me of school playground slap fights involving girls. also on his twitter it says UFC "athlete" instead of fighter, that says it all really.

[MD]

He might want to learn how to throw punches first. those shots he loaded up on arlovski looked sloppy as hell, and his hand just bounced off arloski's cheeks because he doesn't know how to make a fist properly. it reminded me of school playground slap fights involving girls. also on his twitter it says UFC "athlete" instead of fighter, that says it all really.

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[Pmoney]

He might want to learn how to throw punches first.


COME ON MAN!!!

[marzwoody]

I'm not a heavyweight UFC fighter, guy so there's that. if you wanna throw up a picture of yourself for a laugh then feel free. we both know that's never gonna happen. you keep putting up a picture which is on my public twitter account, i put it there because ya know, im not insecure about my appearance in anyway. possibly because im young, good looking and healthy.

[TheCalculator]

im young, good looking and healthy.

You're a fawkin stud man. Some might even say a "Legend".

[marzwoody]

Thank you.

[Wilbo86]

http://www.mmafighting.com/2014/6/30/5858894/mike-dolce-to-ufc-fighters-fire-your-manager-hire-world-class-quality

The lowest hanging fruit for any fighter good enough to already be in the UFC is easily a good management and PR team.

This is barely even worthy of this news thread, sorry but I hate this schill.

[MD]

http://www.mmafighting.com/2014/6/30...-class-quality

The lowest hanging fruit for any fighter good enough to already be in the UFC is easily a good management and PR team.

This is barely even worthy of this news thread, sorry but I hate this schill.

You'll love this, then. Review of one of his books from Amazon:

"I am so disappointed with this book. 173 pages, the first 80 of which are devoted to Mike telling us how great he is. The 'advice' (such as it is) consists of a few well meaning, but ultimately common sense snippets. Eat wholegrains (yes we know Mike) Eat fruit and veg (I've heard that one before Mike).

Moving on there are some recipes which the Author probably likes. A few for breakfast, a few for lunch and a few for dinner. These really are pitiful. One of them, and this is no word of a lie is a recipe for an avocado and I quote verbatim.

'Cut the avocado in half, take out the pit and spoon it out like a pudding. Pair with an orange or two for a great snack'. That nugget of wonderous wisdom was deemed important enough for a full page on the Kindle version. Gee thanks for that Mike, what next? 2 pages on how to eat a banana? A diagram of the best way to wash some celery?

Before you buy this book take note of the introduction....

'I'm not going to waste your time with hundreds of pages dedicated to terminology and definitions in an attempt to prove validity while hiding behind science. It's not necessary'. Yes it is Mike - I've just paid £7 for a digital copy of a book that tells me nothing and I suspect has been written to cash in a few dollars. I'm really not interested in what Mike and his wife like to eat for dinner, I'm interested in the human body, what, how and why things work.

At least read the free sample before you buy this book and see if you agree before parting with your hard earned cash and putting a few dollars more into Mr Dolce's avocado fund.

Mike - if you read this, you should be ashamed of yourself!"