June MMA thread

Vaughany · 06-03-14, 08:47 AM

now it all makes perfect sense!

Vaughany · 06-03-14, 09:17 AM

Tristar teammates Rory MacDonald and Mike Ricci teamed up on Twitter after MacDonald questioned War Machine’s manhood due to the fact that War Machine cried after a recent fight of his. After that, Ben Askren jumped in to talk some smack, which led Mike Ricci to get involved and tell Askren to behave himself.
Hit the jump to see the Twitter war.
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@rory_macdonald whenever the penetrate they want to; that's when.
— War Machine (@WarMachine170) May 31, 2014

@MikeyRicci Id beat you and your BF Rory back to back no problem. Stop wasting my time you bum.
— Ben Askren (@Benaskren) May 30, 2014

@Benaskren I'll make sure to watch your next fight if I need help falling asleep. Calling me a bum? make 55 watch the beating I put on you
— Mike Ricci (@MikeyRicci) May 30, 2014

@MikeyRicci no creativity, you suck at fighting and will only fight me at 155. You such a bum, can't believe I'm wasting time responding.
— Ben Askren (@Benaskren) May 30, 2014

@MikeyRicci @Benaskren watched one of bens fights 2day, was very impressed with his technical ability its a shame he has no respect
— Rory MacDonald (@rory_macdonald) May 30, 2014

Certainly interesting to say the least. Given that Askren is signed to ONE FC, and Dana White’s dislike for Askren, this fight most likely will never materialize.
- See more at: http://www.bjpenn.com/rory-macdonald....qMf7Cykf.dpuf

Vaughany · 06-03-14, 10:26 AM

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MD · 06-03-14, 10:33 AM

Bruce Leeroy lookin' good.

Vaughany · 06-03-14, 10:41 AM

training hard for Faber

Vaughany · 06-03-14, 12:56 PM

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Vaughany · 06-03-14, 12:58 PM

Ron_Paul_2012 · 06-03-14, 01:10 PM

Originally posted by Vaughany

Looks like someone just watched the Joe Rogan show.

Vaughany · 06-03-14, 02:03 PM

Originally posted by Ron_Paul_2012

Looks like someone just watched the Joe Rogan show.

ha yeah, it reminded me of how good it was....saw it live when it happened though brah

Vaughany · 06-03-14, 02:03 PM

Vaughany · 06-03-14, 03:59 PM

haha Bones dont give a fuuuck

THE_LOCKSMITH · 06-03-14, 04:42 PM

Originally posted by MD

Vaughany · 06-03-14, 05:51 PM

Cole Miller has been forced out of a planned matchup with Conor McGregor, and Diego Brandao has agreed to step in as a replacement opponent.
The new matchup now headlines UFC Fight Night 46, which takes place July 19 at The O2 in Dublin.
UFC officials today announced the change and revealed that Miller ha suffered torn ligaments in his hand and is currently in a full cast. Despite the change, UFC President remains optimistic the fight will be a barnburner.
“Diego Brandao is explosive and a well-rounded fighter,” White stated. “This should be a war.”

Lick496 · 06-03-14, 06:30 PM

Originally posted by Vaughany

Cole Miller has been forced out of a planned matchup with Conor McGregor, and Diego Brandao has agreed to step in as a replacement opponent.
The new matchup now headlines UFC Fight Night 46, which takes place July 19 at The O2 in Dublin.
UFC officials today announced the change and revealed that Miller ha suffered torn ligaments in his hand and is currently in a full cast. Despite the change, UFC President remains optimistic the fight will be a barnburner.
“Diego Brandao is explosive and a well-rounded fighter,” White stated. “This should be a war.”

damn.... i saw conor was only like -250ish in the fight with Miller

marzwoody · 06-03-14, 07:50 PM

Originally posted by Vaughany

Cole Miller has been forced out of a planned matchup with Conor McGregor, and Diego Brandao has agreed to step in as a replacement opponent.
The new matchup now headlines UFC Fight Night 46, which takes place July 19 at The O2 in Dublin.
UFC officials today announced the change and revealed that Miller ha suffered torn ligaments in his hand and is currently in a full cast. Despite the change, UFC President remains optimistic the fight will be a barnburner.
“Diego Brandao is explosive and a well-rounded fighter,” White stated. “This should be a war.”

That sucks, conor was a lock. but diego is a more dangerous fight for conor.

JIBBBY · 06-03-14, 09:00 PM

What is chicken heads, penetrate, and units mean? Still a bit new to this forum and just not smart enough yet to figure out the terminology

..

My guessing -

Chicken Heads- Chicken shiits..

Penetrate - no idea but I see this word used alot on posts.. I'm thinking of my next gf with this term...

Units - Either a 100 bucks or a 1000 bucks?..

I'll rip myself with picture below for asking these questions to save you guys the trouble...

Little help please?

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marzwoody · 06-03-14, 09:06 PM

Originally posted by JIBBBY

What is chicken heads, penetrate, and units mean? Still a bit new to this forum and just not smart enough yet to figure out the terminology

..

My guessing -

Chicken Heads- Chicken shiits..

Penetrate - no idea but I see this word used alot on posts.. I'm thinking of my next gf with this term...

Units - Either a 100 bucks or a 1000 bucks?..

I'll rip myself with picture below for asking these questions to save you guys the trouble...

Little help please?

Penetrate is the word which appears when you type in the F word.. Lol.. watch this to learn what chicken heads are my friend

Ron_Paul_2012 · 06-03-14, 10:00 PM

Originally posted by JIBBBY

What is chicken heads, penetrate, and units mean? Still a bit new to this forum and just not smart enough yet to figure out the terminology

..

My guessing -

Chicken Heads- Chicken shiits..

Penetrate - no idea but I see this word used alot on posts.. I'm thinking of my next gf with this term...

Units - Either a 100 bucks or a 1000 bucks?..

I'll rip myself with picture below for asking these questions to save you guys the trouble...

Little help please?

A unit can represent any percentage of one's bankroll. However, more often than not 1 unit is equal to 1% of one's total bankroll.
So if I were wagering 10 units it would be 10% of my total bankroll. Most people only wager between 1-5 units per fight.

JIBBBY · 06-03-14, 10:10 PM

^^ Thanks Marz for F bomb "penetrate" substitution knowledge.. I really should have picked that up by now but I don't curse unless I hurt myself. LOL...

Vid is 2 hours but figuring chicken head it's a nutrition thing for tools maybe? Go healthy and gluten free crap.. IDK?

Still bent on Units and these bet points? I got 400 bet points and if I could wipe my arse with them I probably would.. Any chance to cash them in bud?

Thanks anyways for the reply and the F bomb replacement term..

BTW- Nice rack and natural on the Bruce Leroy pics that you commented on MD..

marzwoody · 06-03-14, 10:15 PM

Originally posted by JIBBBY

^^ Thanks Marz for F bomb "penetrate" substitution knowledge.. I really should have picked that up by now but I don't curse unless I hurt myself. LOL...

Vid is 2 hours but figuring chicken head it's a nutrition thing for tools maybe? Go healthy and gluten free crap.. IDK?

Still bent on Units and these bet points? I got 400 bet points and if I could wipe my arse with them I probably would.. Any chance to cash them in bud?

Thanks anyways for the reply and the F bomb replacement term..

BTW- Nice rack and natural on the Bruce Leroy pics that you commented on MD..

No problem.. and no chicken head is just a term for a dumb chick Lol..

JIBBBY · 06-03-14, 10:16 PM

Originally posted by Ron_Paul_2012

A unit can represent any percentage of one's bankroll. However, more often than not 1 unit is equal to 1% of one's total bankroll.
So if I were wagering 10 units it would be 10% of my total bankroll. Most people only wager between 1-5 units per fight.

Wow, that's deep... Into bank roll that is.. I would have never guessed that.. Thank's Ronster..

Vaughany · 06-04-14, 02:44 AM

Originally posted by JIBBBY

Wow, that's deep... Into bank roll that is.. I would have never guessed that.. Thank's Ronster..

lol

Vaughany · 06-04-14, 02:48 AM

Originally posted by marzwoody

Penetrate is the word which appears when you type in the F word.. Lol.. watch this to learn what chicken heads are my friend

yes Jibbeh, watch anything where Brendan Schaub is talking for more than 2 minutes and you will hear the phrases "chickenheads", "playing grab-ass", and "Lose my number bro" multiple times. He will also mention his "Prius" and the fact that Leonardo Di Caprio drives one. Oh also he'll say that being mounted isnt actually dangerous anymore" - would be hilarious if Arlovski mounts him and pounds away!

Vaughany · 06-04-14, 03:11 AM

Vaughany · 06-04-14, 05:16 AM

mirinquads · 06-04-14, 06:41 AM

Originally posted by JIBBBY

Vid is 2 hours but figuring chicken head it's a nutrition thing for tools maybe? Go healthy and gluten free crap.. IDK?

Rofl

Vaughany · 06-04-14, 07:32 AM

Originally posted by JIBBBY

^^ Thanks Marz for F bomb "penetrate" substitution knowledge.. I really should have picked that up by now but I don't curse unless I hurt myself. LOL...

Vid is 2 hours but figuring chicken head it's a nutrition thing for tools maybe? Go healthy and gluten free crap.. IDK?

Still bent on Units and these bet points? I got 400 bet points and if I could wipe my arse with them I probably would.. Any chance to cash them in bud?

Thanks anyways for the reply and the F bomb replacement term..

BTW- Nice rack and natural on the Bruce Leroy pics that you commented on MD..

marzwoody · 06-04-14, 02:27 PM

Originally posted by Vaughany

Lulz

Vaughany · 06-05-14, 02:45 AM

Ahead of the UFC’s first ever fight night in Albuquerque, two of the cities most prominent fighters engaged in a real-life fist fight during a training session.
Details are bleak on the matter, as situations like this usually stay in the gym, but Dave Meltzer, of ‘The Wrestling Observer’, spilled the beans.
Check it:
“If that’s not bad enough, there was a real fight in the gym with Bagautinov and Rustam Khabilov. While everyone is publicly playing it down, everyone also admits it happened. The way we heard it was Khabilov, who is a lightweight, gave Bagautinov a beating, although not bad enough to cause him to pull out of the fight.”
In short, Saturday’s main event’er, Rustam Khabilov beat up UFC 174 title challenger and teammate Ali Bagautinov at Greg Jackson’s.
- See more at: http://www.bjpenn.com/two-of-ufcs-fi....xbHezTZU.dpuf

Vaughany · 06-05-14, 09:51 AM

So when Schaub was on JRE a few months ago he tells a story about Kimbo and a racist Aryan brotherhood dude in the TUF house. Who do we think he is referring to...I'm assuming Mike Wessel? (skip to 2 mins 15)...

Beelzebubzy · 06-05-14, 09:52 AM

Scott Junk

Vaughany · 06-05-14, 10:02 AM

yee had the Aryan vibe. Wes Shivers got that vibe as well!

Vaughany · 06-05-14, 10:57 AM

NunyaBidness · 06-06-14, 07:04 PM

Just a moment...

http://www.sherdog.com/news/news/Invicta-FC-Signs-MultiFight-Deal-with-UFC-Fight-Pass-Late-Summer-Event-Targeted-68815

Fight Pass finally worth something.

Ron_Paul_2012 · 06-06-14, 07:39 PM

Originally posted by NunyaBidness

http://www.sherdog.com/news/news/Inv...Targeted-68815

Fight Pass finally worth something.

Yup. Going to have to get fight pass now.