ha yeah, take it back to the bouncy castle selling era brah
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VaughanySBR Aristocracy
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SacreliciousSBR Hall of Famer
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#177
And don't get me wrong, I'm not saying this as someone who considers themselves a GOOD handicapper, I'm still very new to this. I'm in the black since I started though, I see that as progress in the right direction.
I'm just pointing out something from fairly recent memory, that is all.Comment -
sideloadedSBR Hall of Famer
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#178And no one has ever taken you seriously. So I guess it's all good now stop tarding up the thread.Comment -
PunisherINDSBR MVP
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VaughanySBR Aristocracy
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#180lolComment -
SacreliciousSBR Hall of Famer
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#181I think all of the new posters have disturbed the equilibrium of our subforum and gotten everyone on the edge a little bit.
I blame TheCrow.Comment -
sideloadedSBR Hall of Famer
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#183
See anyone as arrogant as MD eventually exposes himself.Comment -
sideloadedSBR Hall of Famer
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#185MD now says Im lying about my age. My god this guy knows EVERYTHING! F-cking bum. He's on ignore.Comment -
BeelzebubzySBR Hall of Famer
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#186Gabe Fo mod Fo Sho
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gabeSBR Hall of Famer
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#187
It was free to join, but top places got prizes.
Because the contest was free to join makes it less of an accomplishment? wtf, it's a bigger deal since again, free = more people to compete with.
You're just a sh!t-head. You see an argument between two people and take the side of the person who started it with a terrible accusation.Comment -
gabeSBR Hall of Famer
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#188Wasn't it the last TUF finale though, where you went broke due to picking a bunch of losing plays with terrible bankroll management and got banned for asking people on the board if they could give you a job? It may have been a Fuel or FX card right around the same time though, I don't remember.
And don't get me wrong, I'm not saying this as someone who considers themselves a GOOD handicapper, I'm still very new to this. I'm in the black since I started though, I see that as progress in the right direction.
I'm just pointing out something from fairly recent memory, that is all.
I didn't get banned for "asking people if they can give me a job," you dumb piece of sh!t. I got banned for talking to someone who wanted to buy my Michael Jordan card through PMs.
"And don't get me wrong, I'm not saying this as someone who considers themselves a GOOD handicapper"
No shit, dude. You're awful. Probably the worst here. You're not even a handicapper. You can't just start calling yourself that. Like most of the guys here, you're a gambler with opinions. If you're not hitting at least 60%, you shouldn't be talking. You're doing like 20%. I'm 71% for 2013.Comment -
VaughanySBR Aristocracy
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#18971% on playz or winnerz?Comment -
BeelzebubzySBR Hall of Famer
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#192I have jones for 2360 to win 1313
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SacreliciousSBR Hall of Famer
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#194No, you dumb piece of sh!t. I didn't go broke for picking a bunch of losing plays. There were two TUF cards and I went something like 15-5 over the two cards but yes I went broke on TWO plays, Mitrione and the Over
I didn't get banned for "asking people if they can give me a job," you dumb piece of sh!t. I got banned for talking to someone who wanted to buy my Michael Jordan card through PMs.
"And don't get me wrong, I'm not saying this as someone who considers themselves a GOOD handicapper"
No shit, dude. You're awful. Probably the worst here. You're not even a handicapper. You can't just start calling yourself that. Like most of the guys here, you're a gambler with opinions. If you're not hitting at least 60%, you shouldn't be talking. You're doing like 20%. I'm 71% for 2013.
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I am considering quitting betting, again. First time since the last time Papazian fought LOL
The stress is just too much to handle, man... Damn... I can't believe Nelson/Mitrione didn't go a full round. I hate unpredictable shit like that... too many in one night, man.
I may very well be done... Unless NFL saves me tomorrow. LOL
but still- too much fkn stress, man.
I need a job. I wanna stop treating this like my job.I can't develop a bankroll to bet with, though. Can't find another way to make money. Gonna try a temp agency again. FK!
funny thing is past couple weekends in a row i've come close to hitting it HUGE in NFL... either one of those hits would have made me comfortable for a few weeksYeah, def too much stress-- Bad weeks kill me. If I don't bounce back tomorrow, which I likely won't because I need 4 teams to cover, then I'm gonna have a tough week to follow... I wish one of you fa99ots had some company around here and gave me a job.I'm a writer and comedian, not easy to just get hired and start earning at that... takes years and years
However, I'm open to doing anything that will put money in my pockets, just need to get lucky and score something. It's just impossible considering all my competition. Only way to get a job is to get hooked up with one, pretty much how most of my male friends got their jobs.Yeah, if I was someone who had more than $0 to his name, I def would go to the Montreal card.Yup, that Cardinals touchdown put the nail in the coffin. I just needed Detroit to cover -3. I'm really in the hole now. I got out of it last time by sellin' shit and borrowing money, but can't borrow anymore and I only have the Jordan card and bouncy castles left over and those are impossible to move lolAfter all the ridiculous shit that has happened, I had a chance to make all my money back + 1k on top, but the fkn CARDINALS upset the Lions with 5 turnovers turned into TD's... If that isn't a sign that I should be done gambling, I don't know what is.I don't know if I should call a gambling hotline or a suicide hotline lol'dI haven't listened in a while, myself. I'll probably never be on it. I'm not gonna ask to be on, so my comedy career needs an upswing for me to be asked. Brian asked me over a year ago, but he was drunk and has since made no mention of it. I could care less right now, more concerned about coming up with 1k lol
last time I was in a hole, it was around 10k-- funny how the stress now at 1k is near identical to when i was at -10k
I mean I really could keep going if I wanted to, but I think the point has been made.
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#195From the TUF card where you "lost two plays", in your own words:
saturday: 5-11...ouch. worst night i've had.Comment -
SacreliciousSBR Hall of Famer
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#196But, to be fair, this is getting off topic in a big way.
Back to discussing the UFC card, just stop being a dick.Comment -
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#197I didn't lose 2 plays, I went broke on 2 plays. I feel like you purposely want me to call you an idiot.
Yeah, that was an awful night, but the night before it was a great one. I was still profitable until the Nelson vs Mitrione fight. Went all-in on Mitrione and the Over, like a tard.Comment -
gabeSBR Hall of Famer
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#198This would be the thread where you posted your bets for the previous TUF card in which you only lost "two" plays: Mitrione and the Over.
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I mean I really could keep going if I wanted to, but I think the point has been made.
Again, I did not "lose" two plays. I went broke on two plays. I was still profitable before those 2 plays, thanks to the previous evening. You are a real scumbag, you know that? To think, you wasted at least 10 minutes with that post. Low, low person. Shame on you, for real. Find some friends in real life, you degenerate fatboy.Comment -
gabeSBR Hall of Famer
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#199I told this idiot I went broke on 2 plays and he spends an hour making a post telling me I lost more than 2 plays.
Apparently losing plays = going broke?
This guy is the WORST better I have seen come through this forum. Why is he talking?????????????Comment -
SacreliciousSBR Hall of Famer
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#200Anyone want to discuss some MMA?
I like the Sonnen/Jones over 1.5....Comment -
Educ8d Degener8SBR MVP
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#201You h0m0s have managed to make this thread worse than a fuckin Crow thread...Comment -
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#202haha
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Ron_Paul_2012SBR MVP
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#204Wow! This Gabe kid sounds like he needs some serious help. Writer? Comedian? I think someone is in serious denial. This kid just keeps digging himself deeper with every post. His posts are cries for help. He's begging for a job. Will someone please hook this kid up with the promoter of Bum fights so he can duke it out with Drew Fickett for some petty cash.Comment -
MDSBR Hall of Famer
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#205Wow! This Gabe kid sounds like he needs some serious help. Writer? Comedian? I think someone is in serious denial. This kid just keeps digging himself deeper with every post. His posts are cries for help. He's begging for a job. Will someone please hook this kid up with the promoter of Bum fights so he can duke it out with Drew Fickett for some petty cash.Comment -
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#210So the ideal outcome is Sonnen getting clobberfukked after 1½ for the ITD goodness as well, sounds good to meComment
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