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  • Vaughany
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    • 03-07-10
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    #176
    ha yeah, take it back to the bouncy castle selling era brah
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    • Sacrelicious
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      • 11-29-12
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      #177
      Originally posted by gabe
      I went 11-4 with my TUF picks on UFC.com, was 4th place out of a sh!tload of people and won prizes.
      Wasn't it the last TUF finale though, where you went broke due to picking a bunch of losing plays with terrible bankroll management and got banned for asking people on the board if they could give you a job? It may have been a Fuel or FX card right around the same time though, I don't remember.


      And don't get me wrong, I'm not saying this as someone who considers themselves a GOOD handicapper, I'm still very new to this. I'm in the black since I started though, I see that as progress in the right direction.

      I'm just pointing out something from fairly recent memory, that is all.
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      • sideloaded
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        • 08-21-10
        • 7561

        #178
        Originally posted by MD
        Really? That's your justification for why people should take you seriously? You came fourth in a free contest on UFC.com. I'd almost believe you're trolling.

        Lately you've been very difficult to take seriously and I have no idea why. Step it back up bruhv.
        And no one has ever taken you seriously. So I guess it's all good now stop tarding up the thread.
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        • PunisherIND
          SBR MVP
          • 02-24-11
          • 4983

          #179
          Originally posted by sideloaded
          Only way to settle this is to have a cap off. next 5 events whoever turns in the most units after 5 wins. Start with 50 units.
          I read "cap off" and I was all about it. then I realized you didn't mean busting caps in these fools' asses.
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          • Vaughany
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            • 03-07-10
            • 45563

            #180
            lol
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            • Sacrelicious
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              • 11-29-12
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              #181
              I think all of the new posters have disturbed the equilibrium of our subforum and gotten everyone on the edge a little bit.

              I blame TheCrow.
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              • PunisherIND
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                • 02-24-11
                • 4983

                #182
                Originally posted by Sacrelicious
                I think all of the new posters have disturbed the equilibrium of our subforum and gotten everyone on the edge a little bit.

                I blame TheCrow.
                sacko, I would bust a cap in your ass too.
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                • sideloaded
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                  • 08-21-10
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                  #183
                  Originally posted by Sacrelicious
                  I think all of the new posters have disturbed the equilibrium of our subforum and gotten everyone on the edge a little bit.

                  I blame TheCrow.
                  Nope, MD has always been a tool. Tell us again MD how Coleman Scott has a better double leg than Jordan Borroughs.

                  See anyone as arrogant as MD eventually exposes himself.
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                  • Sacrelicious
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                    • 11-29-12
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                    #184
                    Originally posted by PunisherIND
                    sacko, I would bust a cap in your ass too.
                    That's not good...
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                    • sideloaded
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                      • 08-21-10
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                      #185
                      MD now says Im lying about my age. My god this guy knows EVERYTHING! F-cking bum. He's on ignore.
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                      • Beelzebubzy
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                        • 06-06-11
                        • 6995

                        #186
                        Gabe Fo mod Fo Sho

                        cracka
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                        • gabe
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                          • 09-12-11
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                          #187
                          Originally posted by MD
                          Really? That's your justification for why people should take you seriously? You came fourth in a free contest on UFC.com. I'd almost believe you're trolling.

                          Lately you've been very difficult to take seriously and I have no idea why. Step it back up bruhv.
                          Free contest = more # of people participating

                          It was free to join, but top places got prizes.

                          Because the contest was free to join makes it less of an accomplishment? wtf, it's a bigger deal since again, free = more people to compete with.

                          You're just a sh!t-head. You see an argument between two people and take the side of the person who started it with a terrible accusation.
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                          • gabe
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                            • 09-12-11
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                            #188
                            Originally posted by Sacrelicious
                            Wasn't it the last TUF finale though, where you went broke due to picking a bunch of losing plays with terrible bankroll management and got banned for asking people on the board if they could give you a job? It may have been a Fuel or FX card right around the same time though, I don't remember.


                            And don't get me wrong, I'm not saying this as someone who considers themselves a GOOD handicapper, I'm still very new to this. I'm in the black since I started though, I see that as progress in the right direction.

                            I'm just pointing out something from fairly recent memory, that is all.
                            No, you dumb piece of sh!t. I didn't go broke for picking a bunch of losing plays. There were two TUF cards and I went something like 15-5 over the two cards but yes I went broke on TWO plays, Mitrione and the Over

                            I didn't get banned for "asking people if they can give me a job," you dumb piece of sh!t. I got banned for talking to someone who wanted to buy my Michael Jordan card through PMs.

                            "And don't get me wrong, I'm not saying this as someone who considers themselves a GOOD handicapper"

                            No shit, dude. You're awful. Probably the worst here. You're not even a handicapper. You can't just start calling yourself that. Like most of the guys here, you're a gambler with opinions. If you're not hitting at least 60%, you shouldn't be talking. You're doing like 20%. I'm 71% for 2013.
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                            • Vaughany
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 03-07-10
                              • 45563

                              #189
                              71% on playz or winnerz?
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                              • gabe
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                                • 09-12-11
                                • 7405

                                #190
                                Originally posted by Vaughany
                                71% on playz or winnerz?
                                you're a stupid little kid.
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                                • Sacrelicious
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 11-29-12
                                  • 5984

                                  #191
                                  Originally posted by Vaughany
                                  71% on playz or winnerz?
                                  you forgot to ask if he meant 71% on pickz.

                                  Pickz are different then playz.
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                                  • Beelzebubzy
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                                    • 06-06-11
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                                    #192
                                    I have jones for 2360 to win 1313

                                    parlays are magic
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                                    • gabe
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                                      • 09-12-11
                                      • 7405

                                      #193
                                      Originally posted by Sacrelicious
                                      you forgot to ask if he meant 71% on pickz.

                                      Pickz are different then playz.
                                      You're still trying to fit in... just stop, dude. No attempts at humor from you, it hurts to be of witness.
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                                      • Sacrelicious
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 11-29-12
                                        • 5984

                                        #194
                                        Originally posted by gabe
                                        No, you dumb piece of sh!t. I didn't go broke for picking a bunch of losing plays. There were two TUF cards and I went something like 15-5 over the two cards but yes I went broke on TWO plays, Mitrione and the Over

                                        I didn't get banned for "asking people if they can give me a job," you dumb piece of sh!t. I got banned for talking to someone who wanted to buy my Michael Jordan card through PMs.

                                        "And don't get me wrong, I'm not saying this as someone who considers themselves a GOOD handicapper"

                                        No shit, dude. You're awful. Probably the worst here. You're not even a handicapper. You can't just start calling yourself that. Like most of the guys here, you're a gambler with opinions. If you're not hitting at least 60%, you shouldn't be talking. You're doing like 20%. I'm 71% for 2013.
                                        This would be the thread where you posted your bets for the previous TUF card in which you only lost "two" plays: Mitrione and the Over.

                                        Sports betting and handicapping forum: discuss picks, odds, and predictions for upcoming games and results on latest bets.


                                        I am considering quitting betting, again. First time since the last time Papazian fought LOL

                                        The stress is just too much to handle, man... Damn... I can't believe Nelson/Mitrione didn't go a full round. I hate unpredictable shit like that... too many in one night, man.

                                        I may very well be done... Unless NFL saves me tomorrow. LOL

                                        but still- too much fkn stress, man.

                                        I need a job. I wanna stop treating this like my job.
                                        I can't develop a bankroll to bet with, though. Can't find another way to make money. Gonna try a temp agency again. FK!

                                        funny thing is past couple weekends in a row i've come close to hitting it HUGE in NFL... either one of those hits would have made me comfortable for a few weeks
                                        Yeah, def too much stress-- Bad weeks kill me. If I don't bounce back tomorrow, which I likely won't because I need 4 teams to cover, then I'm gonna have a tough week to follow... I wish one of you fa99ots had some company around here and gave me a job.
                                        I'm a writer and comedian, not easy to just get hired and start earning at that... takes years and years

                                        However, I'm open to doing anything that will put money in my pockets, just need to get lucky and score something. It's just impossible considering all my competition. Only way to get a job is to get hooked up with one, pretty much how most of my male friends got their jobs.
                                        Originally Posted by Broxbomber Gabe - do you live on the east coast? If so I might have a side job for you to make a few grand in a couple of hours of work. It would require a weekend trip and you would need 2-3 buddies to work for you.


                                        I'm in L.A., but if it's worth it, I'll come out. PM me info
                                        Yeah, if I was someone who had more than $0 to his name, I def would go to the Montreal card.
                                        Yup, that Cardinals touchdown put the nail in the coffin. I just needed Detroit to cover -3. I'm really in the hole now. I got out of it last time by sellin' shit and borrowing money, but can't borrow anymore and I only have the Jordan card and bouncy castles left over and those are impossible to move lol
                                        After all the ridiculous shit that has happened, I had a chance to make all my money back + 1k on top, but the fkn CARDINALS upset the Lions with 5 turnovers turned into TD's... If that isn't a sign that I should be done gambling, I don't know what is.
                                        I don't know if I should call a gambling hotline or a suicide hotline lol'd
                                        I haven't listened in a while, myself. I'll probably never be on it. I'm not gonna ask to be on, so my comedy career needs an upswing for me to be asked. Brian asked me over a year ago, but he was drunk and has since made no mention of it. I could care less right now, more concerned about coming up with 1k lol

                                        last time I was in a hole, it was around 10k-- funny how the stress now at 1k is near identical to when i was at -10k

                                        I mean I really could keep going if I wanted to, but I think the point has been made.

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                                        • Sacrelicious
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                                          • 11-29-12
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                                          #195
                                          From the TUF card where you "lost two plays", in your own words:

                                          saturday: 5-11...ouch. worst night i've had.
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                                          • Sacrelicious
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                                            • 11-29-12
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                                            #196
                                            But, to be fair, this is getting off topic in a big way.

                                            Back to discussing the UFC card, just stop being a dick.
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                                            • gabe
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                                              • 09-12-11
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                                              #197
                                              Originally posted by Sacrelicious
                                              From the TUF card where you "lost two plays", in your own words:
                                              I didn't lose 2 plays, I went broke on 2 plays. I feel like you purposely want me to call you an idiot.

                                              Yeah, that was an awful night, but the night before it was a great one. I was still profitable until the Nelson vs Mitrione fight. Went all-in on Mitrione and the Over, like a tard.
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                                              • gabe
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                                                • 09-12-11
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                                                #198
                                                Originally posted by Sacrelicious
                                                This would be the thread where you posted your bets for the previous TUF card in which you only lost "two" plays: Mitrione and the Over.

                                                Sports betting and handicapping forum: discuss picks, odds, and predictions for upcoming games and results on latest bets.























                                                I mean I really could keep going if I wanted to, but I think the point has been made.

                                                No, you did not make a single point, you idiot. You, big, big, giiiant idiot.

                                                Again, I did not "lose" two plays. I went broke on two plays. I was still profitable before those 2 plays, thanks to the previous evening. You are a real scumbag, you know that? To think, you wasted at least 10 minutes with that post. Low, low person. Shame on you, for real. Find some friends in real life, you degenerate fatboy.
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                                                • gabe
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                                                  • 09-12-11
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                                                  #199
                                                  I told this idiot I went broke on 2 plays and he spends an hour making a post telling me I lost more than 2 plays.

                                                  Apparently losing plays = going broke?

                                                  This guy is the WORST better I have seen come through this forum. Why is he talking?????????????
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                                                  • Sacrelicious
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                                                    • 11-29-12
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                                                    #200
                                                    Anyone want to discuss some MMA?

                                                    I like the Sonnen/Jones over 1.5....
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                                                    • Educ8d Degener8
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                                                      • 01-12-10
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                                                      #201
                                                      You h0m0s have managed to make this thread worse than a fuckin Crow thread...
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                                                      • Vaughany
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 03-07-10
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                                                        #202
                                                        haha

                                                        degenerate fatboy
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                                                        • Sacrelicious
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                                                          • 11-29-12
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                                                          #203
                                                          Originally posted by Educ8d Degener8
                                                          You h0m0s have managed to make this thread worse than a fuckin Crow thread...
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                                                          • Ron_Paul_2012
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                                                            • 01-31-13
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                                                            #204
                                                            Originally posted by Sacrelicious
                                                            From the TUF card where you "lost two plays", in your own words:
                                                            Wow! This Gabe kid sounds like he needs some serious help. Writer? Comedian? I think someone is in serious denial. This kid just keeps digging himself deeper with every post. His posts are cries for help. He's begging for a job. Will someone please hook this kid up with the promoter of Bum fights so he can duke it out with Drew Fickett for some petty cash.
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                                                            • MD
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                                                              #205
                                                              Originally posted by Ron_Paul_2012
                                                              Wow! This Gabe kid sounds like he needs some serious help. Writer? Comedian? I think someone is in serious denial. This kid just keeps digging himself deeper with every post. His posts are cries for help. He's begging for a job. Will someone please hook this kid up with the promoter of Bum fights so he can duke it out with Drew Fickett for some petty cash.
                                                              Your post quality has gone up tremendously recently. You're my new favourite ghost.
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                                                              • brokenbrain
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                                                                • 05-13-12
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                                                                #206
                                                                Originally posted by Sacrelicious
                                                                Anyone want to discuss some MMA?

                                                                I like the Sonnen/Jones over 1.5....
                                                                Jones ITD parlayed w/S. Mcmann FTW (Chael has already started making excuses for his upcoming loss).
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                                                                • NunyaBidness
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                                                                  • 07-26-09
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                                                                  #207
                                                                  Originally posted by MD
                                                                  Davis by sub?
                                                                  17606xxxx-1 4/22/13 2:xxpm $100.00 $1,220.00 Pending 4/27/13 10:30pm Props Fighting 1331 Davis wins by submission +1220* vs Any other result
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                                                                  • The iron sheik
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                                                                    • 01-17-13
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                                                                    #208
                                                                    Originally posted by Sacrelicious
                                                                    Anyone want to discuss some MMA?

                                                                    I like the Sonnen/Jones over 1.5....
                                                                    Got it at -170 a week ago
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                                                                    • Sacrelicious
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                                                                      • 11-29-12
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                                                                      #209
                                                                      Originally posted by The iron sheik
                                                                      Got it at -170 a week ago

                                                                      Same, it opened at something ridiculous like -120, but I missed the opener.
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                                                                      • The iron sheik
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                                                                        #210
                                                                        So the ideal outcome is Sonnen getting clobberfukked after 1½ for the ITD goodness as well, sounds good to me
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