Reds -155
hey brah...
I mean for Christ's sake some people around here think Rolen & Votto are A-Rod & Teixeira
got news for ya brah....Rolen's a "has-been" while Votto's head has finally ballooned up so effin huge from steroids that even Bochy's helmet won't fit.
Reds offense reminds me of '08 White Sux......clowns either whiff or go yard at the plate with nothing much in between except an effin gimmick of a ballpark. Like Rob Deer all over again. Cincy's the only park where a steriod junkie like Votto can launch across state lines.
Let me tell ya brah...Cincy's got some dazzling history don't get me wrong...it's the place where baseball was invented. But look how fast we've spiraled downward to junk pumpin whore humpin fools like Joey Votto & Jerry Springer. Maybe Bill Cunningham can save this town.....I really dunno....
Enter the Champion, Luke Hochevar.
He gonna control this situation & control it propa yo. Royals are new kids on the block & if you haven't figured that out then you got ur head in an effin sandbox.
Hell, the very throught of laying 3:2 at home w/Arroyo makes my innards bleed.
Now I blew it last couple of days w/M's under, and I admit I made a mistake....we just ain't perfect all the time.
But most of you gonna be flat busto by all star break anyway, so maybe I can at least help stretch you out just one more weekend before the fall
Don't say I didn't warn you brah...Arroyo & the Reds are my Schmuck Play of the Day
hey brah...
I mean for Christ's sake some people around here think Rolen & Votto are A-Rod & Teixeira
got news for ya brah....Rolen's a "has-been" while Votto's head has finally ballooned up so effin huge from steroids that even Bochy's helmet won't fit.
Reds offense reminds me of '08 White Sux......clowns either whiff or go yard at the plate with nothing much in between except an effin gimmick of a ballpark. Like Rob Deer all over again. Cincy's the only park where a steriod junkie like Votto can launch across state lines.
Let me tell ya brah...Cincy's got some dazzling history don't get me wrong...it's the place where baseball was invented. But look how fast we've spiraled downward to junk pumpin whore humpin fools like Joey Votto & Jerry Springer. Maybe Bill Cunningham can save this town.....I really dunno....
Enter the Champion, Luke Hochevar.
He gonna control this situation & control it propa yo. Royals are new kids on the block & if you haven't figured that out then you got ur head in an effin sandbox.
Hell, the very throught of laying 3:2 at home w/Arroyo makes my innards bleed.
Now I blew it last couple of days w/M's under, and I admit I made a mistake....we just ain't perfect all the time.
But most of you gonna be flat busto by all star break anyway, so maybe I can at least help stretch you out just one more weekend before the fall
Don't say I didn't warn you brah...Arroyo & the Reds are my Schmuck Play of the Day
ROYALS +160 (ACTION)
