Schmuck Play of the Day Presented by Whippit

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  • Whippit
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    • 04-29-10
    • 3065

    #1
    Schmuck Play of the Day Presented by Whippit
    Rockies/Dodgers OVER 8.5/9

    Hey brah, i know what ur thinking.

    Ur thinking, "here's another rookie rox pitcher in diapers like last night. rox gave up 6 runs last night, so they're gonna give up 6 more tonight."

    You couldn't be any more wrong there, brah. Dodgers lucksacked their way to 6 runs last night, 4 of which came after 2 outs. ain't gonna happen again. I mean, do you really think those rusty over-the-hill white boys casey black & jammey carroll are gonna be clutch like last night with 2 outs?

    No way in hell brah

    casey blake was good with the glove at 3rd base, but trust me he's sitting in ice right now while his trainer sticks needles in his old decrepit carcass after those moves last night. Old men just can't make moves like that & not feel the effects the following day.

    You prob think haegar's gonna drop his "men's wear" on the mound & give it up too, but i say no, and here's why.

    dodgers pitching has been so uncharacteristically atrocious during 1st month, and now that manny's gone Torre's put the word to his staff that it's either pitch or die. Haegar's too young to die, so i'm gonna sit back & watch this boy pitch. My advice is you do the same.

    Forget betting the rox tonight, they're too damn expensive. Should've cashed last night.

    But forget the "over" too, because it's my Schmuck Play of the Day

  • gryfyn1
    SBR MVP
    • 03-30-10
    • 3285

    #2
    regardless -- I would avoid any over/under in a game involving a knuckleballer.
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    • ShowMeDaMoney
      SBR MVP
      • 04-04-07
      • 1056

      #3
      ditto
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      • Whippit
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        • 04-29-10
        • 3065

        #4
        Haeger might record career high strikeout numbers tonight against free-swinging k-prone rockies lineup

        Helton's so deep in his own head right now overthinking pitches i don't think he stands a chance against haeger.

        Rest of rox lineup will fall like dominoes

        You seriously think having a knuckleballer is a liability here? No way in hell brah
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        • gryfyn1
          SBR MVP
          • 03-30-10
          • 3285

          #5
          no i think having a knuckleballer against a team the rockies mean that he could have 1 hit an 10 Ks after five innings -- or he may have 4 walks and 4 HRS allowed.
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          • OMGRandyJackson
            SBR MVP
            • 02-07-10
            • 1680

            #6
            What is your record with these schmuck play of the day?
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            • Whippit
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              • 04-29-10
              • 3065

              #7
              either way, dodgers ain't gonna score and i think you're way overestimating rox chances of putting 9 runs on the board
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              • Whippit
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                • 04-29-10
                • 3065

                #8
                Originally posted by OMGRandyJackson
                What is your record with these schmuck play of the day?

                6-3 ytd fading schmuck plays

                getting plus money most of the time too for maximum impact
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                • thirtytwo
                  SBR MVP
                  • 01-07-10
                  • 1784

                  #9
                  Thanks brah
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                  • Whippit
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                    • 04-29-10
                    • 3065

                    #10
                    Originally posted by gryfyn1
                    no i think having a knuckleballer against a team the rockies mean that he could have 1 hit an 10 Ks after five innings -- or he may have 4 walks and 4 HRS allowed.

                    hey brah don't get me wrong

                    appreciate your input & goood luck w/your action
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                    • Whippit
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                      • 04-29-10
                      • 3065

                      #11
                      Originally posted by ShowMeDaMoney
                      ditto

                      "ditto"....that's some input brah

                      my granny's blind w//carpal tunnel in hands/feet and she could type out more creative response
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                      • Whippit
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                        • 04-29-10
                        • 3065

                        #12
                        loading up on rockies/dodgers UNDER 8.5 +115

                        lay 60 units to win 69 units

                        ytd: -67 units

                        this play's gonna propel me into the black...a place many of you "over" bettors probably aren't familiar with
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                        • Whippit
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                          • 04-29-10
                          • 3065

                          #13
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                          • Whippit
                            Restricted User
                            • 04-29-10
                            • 3065

                            #14


                            ez winnar brah

                            +69 units on the day

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                            • Whippit
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                              • 04-29-10
                              • 3065

                              #15




                              back in black brah

                              as if this game had chance of actually ever going over

                              no way in hell brah
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                              • stealthyburrito
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 05-12-09
                                • 21562

                                #16
                                nice hit, gotta say alotta luck involved, but at the end of the day a W is a W, way make your way back to the black
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                                • Whippit
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                                  • 04-29-10
                                  • 3065

                                  #17
                                  sick sick sick game
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