Mark Buehrle to the Yankees, but wants to keep the beard.

[onlooker]

White Sox pitcher Mark Buehrle said if he was traded to the Yankees, he would call a team meeting the first day and let everyone know he would not be following Yankees policy and shaving his facial hair, as reported by the Chicago Sun-Times.

Yankees

Would the boss go for this? Or would we see a clean shaved Buehrle if this trade was to happen?

[Razz]

Who the hell does Buerhle think he is? He'd move to the bullpen once Hughes gets back anyway. Stay in Chicago and try not to finish in last place loser.

[Razz]

He'd call a team meeting. LOL.

[Senator7]

He'd call a team meeting. LOL.

Was thinking the same thing...

At that team meeting, Buehrle would be like: "Yes, Mr. Jeter. No, Mr. Jeter. I'm sorry, Mr. Jeter. I won't do it again, Mr. Jeter."

[tacomax]

So he's not moving to the Yankees. There's no possibility of him moving to the Yankees. But he's commenting on what would happen if he did move to the Yankees.

On the same lines, when I next meet Jennifer Lopez then I'll do her in the arse and then do her in the mouth. If I've got anything left, I'll do her in the arse again.

[adriano]

Lol