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  • Henkka
    SBR Sharp
    • 05-24-13
    • 421

    #1
    Been losing lately? No worries, fade me for the rest of the season and get rich!
    I am the worst gambler this universe has ever seen. Fade my every play and you'll be swimming in money in no time. You're all very welcome.

    My picks 6/22

    Cards RL
    Oakland ML
    Tribe - Twins OVER
  • Hectorcist
    SBR Wise Guy
    • 04-12-12
    • 552

    #2
    Let's see how you do.
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    • Big Bear
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 11-01-11
      • 43253

      #3
      interesting thread...

      why don't you just fade your initial leans? and then claim them as your own plays?

      b/c the opposite of bad is good.
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      • Henkka
        SBR Sharp
        • 05-24-13
        • 421

        #4
        Originally posted by Big Bear
        interesting thread...

        why don't you just fade your initial leans? and then claim them as your own plays?

        b/c the opposite of bad is good.
        Because if i think for example that the cardinals are gonna beat the rangers today and then play the rangers, the Cardinals will win. All the plays in my mind are good as long as they stay there but if i actually bet them, they turn to losses, so it doesn't work for me. It's all about the hatred that the universe has against me. But i'm happy to use my curse to help others make money.
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        • pattymayo
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 05-19-09
          • 10221

          #5
          Originally posted by Henkka
          Because if i think for example that the cardinals are gonna beat the rangers today and then play the rangers, the Cardinals will win. All the plays in my mind are good as long as they stay there but if i actually bet them, they turn to losses, so it doesn't work for me. It's all about the hatred that the universe has against me. But i'm happy to use my curse to help others make money.
          you're never going to win at sports betting if that's how you think. The books have successfully corrupted your mind and have you constantly second guessing and thinking you can only pick losers.
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          • Henkka
            SBR Sharp
            • 05-24-13
            • 421

            #6
            Originally posted by pattymayo
            you're never going to win at sports betting if that's how you think. The books have successfully corrupted your mind and have you constantly second guessing and thinking you can only pick losers.
            That's right, i am never going to win at sports betting, that's the reason i'm suggesting people to fade my plays. But the bookies hold no power over me at all, the almighty universe does.
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            • Henkka
              SBR Sharp
              • 05-24-13
              • 421

              #7
              1/3 yesterday. Confident i'm going 0/4 today. Lets fade the **** out of these.

              My plays 6/23

              Detroit RL
              Milwaukee
              Cincinnati
              Seattle
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              • Henkka
                SBR Sharp
                • 05-24-13
                • 421

                #8
                Ouch. 3-1 yesterday. Record now 4-3.

                6/24 Plays (Guaranteed 0-3)

                Rays
                Padres - Phillies OVER
                Giants
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                • TheMLBKing
                  SBR MVP
                  • 04-20-13
                  • 1129

                  #9
                  ^giants won't lose.
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                  • Henkka
                    SBR Sharp
                    • 05-24-13
                    • 421

                    #10
                    Originally posted by TheMLBKing
                    ^giants won't lose.
                    Are you a time traveller? How do you know?
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                    • tg09
                      SBR High Roller
                      • 05-26-12
                      • 208

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Henkka
                      I am the worst gambler this universe has ever seen. Fade my every play and you'll be swimming in money in no time. You're all very welcome.

                      My picks 6/22

                      Cards RL
                      Oakland ML
                      Tribe - Twins OVER
                      You're probably not as bad as you think.

                      Do you consistently bet the same amount every game? Do you bet more on games you feel really good about? Do you play play big favorites at -200+ moneylines?

                      If you are doing any of these then your losses will hurt your bankroll a lot more than your wins will help it. I'd recommend betting a set amount every play, track your record over the long all you'll most likely be surprised how mediocre you actually are.
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                      • TheMLBKing
                        SBR MVP
                        • 04-20-13
                        • 1129

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Henkka
                        Are you a time traveller? How do you know?
                        I know the dodgers cant hit bumgarner. I know the giants can hit Ryu.
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                        • Henkka
                          SBR Sharp
                          • 05-24-13
                          • 421

                          #13
                          Originally posted by TheMLBKing
                          I know the dodgers cant hit bumgarner. I know the giants can hit Ryu.
                          No one ever likes the asian guy, i get it.

                          Originally posted by tg09
                          You're probably not as bad as you think.

                          Do you consistently bet the same amount every game? Do you bet more on games you feel really good about? Do you play play big favorites at -200+ moneylines?

                          If you are doing any of these then your losses will hurt your bankroll a lot more than your wins will help it. I'd recommend betting a set amount every play, track your record over the long all you'll most likely be surprised how mediocre you actually are.
                          Well, how nice of you. Thanks for the advice.
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                          • Emancipator
                            SBR Wise Guy
                            • 04-12-13
                            • 788

                            #14
                            I actually took Giants on an alternate RL-1.5 for a paltry sum, I'm sure your better than you think.
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                            • Henkka
                              SBR Sharp
                              • 05-24-13
                              • 421

                              #15
                              So 2-1 yesterday. Record now 6-4.

                              6/25 Plays:

                              Rangers
                              Dodgers
                              Red Sox RL
                              Rays RL
                              Nationals - D'backs UNDER
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                              • Henkka
                                SBR Sharp
                                • 05-24-13
                                • 421

                                #16
                                3-2 yesterday. Record now 9-6.

                                6/26 Plays:

                                Cardinals RL
                                Red Sox RL
                                Nationals
                                Padres - Phillies OVER
                                Cubs - Brewers UNDER
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                                • Henkka
                                  SBR Sharp
                                  • 05-24-13
                                  • 421

                                  #17
                                  6/28 Plays

                                  Angels RL
                                  Pirates RL
                                  Braves
                                  Giants
                                  Marlins - Padres UNDER

                                  Guaranteed 0/5. Fade away.

                                  Record: 12-8
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                                  • Henkka
                                    SBR Sharp
                                    • 05-24-13
                                    • 421

                                    #18
                                    Adding: Rockies - Giants UNDER
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                                    • Henkka
                                      SBR Sharp
                                      • 05-24-13
                                      • 421

                                      #19
                                      6/29 Plays

                                      Orioles RL
                                      Cubs
                                      Padres
                                      Dodgers - Phillies OVER

                                      Record 16-10
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                                      • Henkka
                                        SBR Sharp
                                        • 05-24-13
                                        • 421

                                        #20
                                        3-1 Yesterday. Record now 19-11.

                                        6/30 Plays

                                        Pirates RL
                                        Angels RL
                                        Braves
                                        Cardinals
                                        Rangers - Reds UNDER
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                                        • Henkka
                                          SBR Sharp
                                          • 05-24-13
                                          • 421

                                          #21
                                          3-2 yesterday. Record now 22-13

                                          7/1 Plays

                                          Rays RL
                                          Reds RL
                                          D'backs
                                          Marlins - Padres OVER
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                                          • Henkka
                                            SBR Sharp
                                            • 05-24-13
                                            • 421

                                            #22
                                            2-2 yesterday. Record now 24-15.

                                            7/2 Plays

                                            Athletics RL
                                            Rangers RL
                                            Orioles
                                            Diamondbacks
                                            Astros
                                            Angels - Cardinals OVER
                                            Rockies - Dodgers UNDER
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                                            • dejong77
                                              SBR Wise Guy
                                              • 01-22-12
                                              • 684

                                              #23
                                              hitting 60% in 40 picks. Thats a long hot streak for somebody who is the world's worst gambler. BOL to you mate.
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                                              • Henkka
                                                SBR Sharp
                                                • 05-24-13
                                                • 421

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by dejong77
                                                hitting 60% in 40 picks. Thats a long hot streak for somebody who is the world's worst gambler. BOL to you mate.
                                                Yeah, i have no clue whats happening. Have i transferred into a parallel universe? Is it a dream? Something is definitely wrong here.
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                                                • Henkka
                                                  SBR Sharp
                                                  • 05-24-13
                                                  • 421

                                                  #25
                                                  So 1-6 yesterday, i am back on planet earth. And i can smell a losing streak coming. Record now 25-21.

                                                  7/3 Plays

                                                  Pirates RL
                                                  Braves RL
                                                  Tigers
                                                  Orioles
                                                  Seattle
                                                  Angels - Cardinals OVER
                                                  Reds - Giants UNDER
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                                                  • DeezusWINSTREAKT
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 06-03-13
                                                    • 1598

                                                    #26
                                                    Like em
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