Live Score and Match Commentary/Chat

ParlayininHTown · 08-26-13, 05:28 PM

Originally posted by EaglesPhan36

Robredo is rocking the Stockton short shorts.

Disturbing ... Tough to root for a guy who is OK with looking like this in public, but I have no choice.

EaglesPhan36 · 08-26-13, 05:34 PM

It's okay, I am on Matosevic, so Robredo is probably a mortal lock with how my Day 1s go at Slams. I should preface that for people in the future when I make picks. Very rarely do I have a winning day to open and more often than not, they go like today with ass raping the point of order.

Hardcoar · 08-26-13, 05:48 PM

There's a distinct aching pain in my left testicle.

ParlayininHTown · 08-26-13, 05:48 PM

at Hardcoar

Hardcoar · 08-26-13, 05:50 PM

Originally posted by ParlayininHTown

at Hardcoar

+1!

ParlayininHTown · 08-26-13, 05:51 PM

Blake will punish me for that. Mato in four sets.

ParlayininHTown · 08-26-13, 06:06 PM

What's with the shades, McEnroe? You high?

edit -- Nvm. Thankfully, he took them off.

ParlayininHTown · 08-26-13, 06:26 PM

Jelena The Martian is lookin' good early ... I mean, her game, not her appearance.

ParlayininHTown · 08-26-13, 07:05 PM

One step closer, Robredo.

ParlayininHTown · 08-26-13, 08:39 PM

Fed/Zemlja ovie? Not likely, but I'm a degenerate who wants to see a close match. $20 down the drain.

EDIT -- Scratch that. Play suspended until tomorrow, so no late-night degenerate action in tennis for me.

Hardcoar · 08-27-13, 06:30 AM

Does R1 always require three days!??
:S

Hardcoar · 08-27-13, 10:01 AM

Could somebody put Giraffe down already...

alexus110 · 08-27-13, 10:03 AM

Guys, do you recommend to go big on klizan ?

Hardcoar · 08-27-13, 10:05 AM

@ 1.8 and above – hell yes.

Hardcoar · 08-27-13, 10:06 AM

I'm not even joking. Just give him a shot full of Jerzy and leave him. The sooner the better.

alexus110 · 08-27-13, 10:07 AM

Originally posted by Hardcoar

@ 1.8 and above – hell yes.

Ok! But why these coinflips lines. What do I miss here? Damn

Hardcoar · 08-27-13, 10:35 AM

Come on Hsieh... cash 'dat all in 1:st!!!

Hardcoar · 08-27-13, 10:35 AM

OH YEAH!

All you need to do now is win either of the following two games. Then you may proceed to crash and burn!

Hardcoar · 08-27-13, 10:36 AM

Is f4ggot boy Giraffe about to be broken by Fabbiano?

Hardcoar · 08-27-13, 10:37 AM

I hope he wins barely so I can fade him against a a player who's actually good.

Hardcoar · 08-27-13, 10:38 AM

Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-ET!

Hardcoar · 08-27-13, 10:42 AM

Just a few more games Thomaz!

Hardcoar · 08-27-13, 10:56 AM

As terribad as Giraffe is, Thomaz really needs to step up his serving right now.

alexus110 · 08-27-13, 11:01 AM

Petko receiving a punishment for her horrible outfit today...

Hardcoar · 08-27-13, 11:36 AM

Well done Beck you useless piece of shit.

Hardcoar · 08-27-13, 11:57 AM

"Would you like some free points?", says Giraffe.

"No thanks – I'm good!", says Thomato.

Hardcoar · 08-27-13, 12:02 PM

Just one more game. I beg you, Thomato!!

Hardcoar · 08-27-13, 12:06 PM

"COME ON EURO-BITCHES... LET'S PRETEND WE'RE AMERICAN, BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS USA IS THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND INHERENTLY CANNOT LOSE!!!"

Hardcoar · 08-27-13, 12:07 PM

Originally posted by hardcoar

just one more game. I beg you, thomato!!

scoooooooooooooore!!!

Hardcoar · 08-27-13, 12:19 PM

Gurgle gurgle gurgle... what the flying f*ck are you doing?

It's just astonishing to think this is world class WTA. :O

Hardcoar · 08-27-13, 12:21 PM

So... how many 1:st serves has Thomato landed... 1.5?

Ironfreak · 08-27-13, 12:33 PM

WTF is up with Gorgeous-Goerges!!

mrlif1 · 08-27-13, 12:40 PM

dimitrov not giving a fukk

Hardcoar · 08-27-13, 01:17 PM

I wonder what crawled up Monty's ass and died...

Hardcoar · 08-27-13, 02:14 PM

These f*cking cathoholics man...