SO I TRIED CASTING SWINE FLU ON THEIR CAPITOL. I EVEN GOT THE POOR PREZ.
(CNN) -- Costa Rican President Oscar Arias has been diagnosed with the H1N1 virus, commonly known as the swine flu, the government said in a televised statement on Tuesday.
A doctor's visit on Tuesday revealed that the president had the H1N1 virus, cases of which had been reported earlier in the Costa Rican capital of San Jose.
The president's overall health was good, but following his doctor's advice, he will rest at his home until Sunday, Rodrigo Arias said.
The president is expected to return to work on Monday, the minister said.
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Global swine flu deaths top 1,100
As of Friday, there were 718 confirmed cases of the H1N1 virus in Costa Rica, and the virus has been blamed for 27 deaths, according to a report by the country's ministry of health.
A majority of the confirmed cases -- 480 -- were in San Jose.
THEN I WENT TO SPORTSBOOK.COM'S COMPOUND AND GOT OUT OF MY RENT-A-CAR AND BLASTED THE WHOLE PLACE...

THEN I FLEW TO HONDURAS AND SUICIDE-BOMBED THE COSTA RICAN SECTION AT THE SOCCER GAME.
FLEW BACK TO CALI, AND THERE WAS STILL NO CHECK IN THE MAIL.
SO I TRIED CALLING THEIR 800 NUMBER AGAIN, AND BELINDA SAID OH YEAH WE PROCESSED YOUR CHECK. I WAS WORRIED IT COULDN'T BE PROCESSED ON A SUNDAY, BUT SHE SAID THAT YEAH, IT WOULD JUST START THE MONDAY AFTER.
SO SHE SAID I WOULD GET MY CHECK TOMMORROW
BUT I SAID DID YOU SEND IT REGULAR MAIL, AND SHE SAID YES, SO THERE YOU GO. I JUST CALL AND START TALKING SPANISH, AND I GET THE ANSWER I WANTED.
I'LL LET YOU GUYS KNOW. WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS, BUST OUT SOME espanol.
(CNN) -- Costa Rican President Oscar Arias has been diagnosed with the H1N1 virus, commonly known as the swine flu, the government said in a televised statement on Tuesday.
A doctor's visit on Tuesday revealed that the president had the H1N1 virus, cases of which had been reported earlier in the Costa Rican capital of San Jose.
The president's overall health was good, but following his doctor's advice, he will rest at his home until Sunday, Rodrigo Arias said.
The president is expected to return to work on Monday, the minister said.
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Add sanitizer, tissues to school supply lists
Global swine flu deaths top 1,100
As of Friday, there were 718 confirmed cases of the H1N1 virus in Costa Rica, and the virus has been blamed for 27 deaths, according to a report by the country's ministry of health.
A majority of the confirmed cases -- 480 -- were in San Jose.
THEN I WENT TO SPORTSBOOK.COM'S COMPOUND AND GOT OUT OF MY RENT-A-CAR AND BLASTED THE WHOLE PLACE...



SO I TRIED CALLING THEIR 800 NUMBER AGAIN, AND BELINDA SAID OH YEAH WE PROCESSED YOUR CHECK. I WAS WORRIED IT COULDN'T BE PROCESSED ON A SUNDAY, BUT SHE SAID THAT YEAH, IT WOULD JUST START THE MONDAY AFTER.
SO SHE SAID I WOULD GET MY CHECK TOMMORROW

I'LL LET YOU GUYS KNOW. WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS, BUST OUT SOME espanol.