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  • stevek173
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 03-29-08
    • 27598

    #1
    GF insists I get a "Brazilian" what should I do?
    You know it started out as being about mutual respect but the hoops I have to jump through are getting more and more disturbing.

    I would never let her or anyone else touch me back there so what is the point?

    She insists no action until it is done and she even offered to do it for me.

    Messed up situation what would you do?
  • griz
    SBR MVP
    • 01-27-11
    • 3647

    #2
    stevie holy shit that is funny

    a couple questions:
    1. what do you look like man? i mean if you are an internet guy and look like a fukkin hobbit then this is easy - get the brazilian bro.
    if you are an attractive stud who has it easy with women, then tell her to fukk off and call it quits

    2. what kind of sex are you guys into? im not sure why your butthole has to be waxed as a deal breaker for the relationship.
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    • Ghenghis Kahn
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 01-02-12
      • 19734

      #3
      be a man and stop negotiating for dumb shit like this. she'll respect you more in the long run.
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      • ngates815
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 12-01-09
        • 13845

        #4
        Originally posted by griz
        stevie holy shit that is funny

        a couple questions:
        1. what do you look like man? i mean if you are an internet guy and look like a fukkin hobbit then this is easy - get the brazilian bro.
        if you are an attractive stud who has it easy with women, then tell her to fukk off and call it quits

        2. what kind of sex are you guys into? im not sure why your butthole has to be waxed as a deal breaker for the relationship.

        Then you aint with the right woman.

        Unless you're just looking to connect only on a mental level, then my apologies.
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        • King Mayan
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 09-22-10
          • 21326

          #5
          I love getting my salad tossed too.
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          • Grits n' Gravy
            Restricted User
            • 06-10-10
            • 13024

            #6
            I take it your gf's name is Bruce and he is tired of getting dingleberrys on his hose after he is done pounding you.
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            • Living The Dream
              SBR MVP
              • 12-23-09
              • 4521

              #7
              I would say no problem, as soon as I get done with this we can have a three some with one of her good looking friends
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              • wtt0315
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 01-18-07
                • 8037

                #8
                just have sideloaded do it for you.. he might even pay you
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                • milwaukee mike
                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                  • 08-22-07
                  • 26914

                  #9
                  come on guys be men

                  women get no say in ANYTHING
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                  • mynameismud
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 02-13-12
                    • 5461

                    #10
                    there is something to be said about "maintenance"...its good for hygiene. imo, shes taking it too far asking you to do that. just give her some clippers and ask her to take care of you.
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                    • sickler
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 06-05-08
                      • 15006

                      #11
                      Stevie, don't let someone inexperienced do it. A weekend waxer might rip the skin off your balls. Best to have a professional do it. If your gf gets hers done by an esthetician, ask her to make an appointment for you. Some places don't advertise doing men *down there* but will if it's a referral from a female client. They have to handle the c*ock 'n' balls, it's understandable that not all women working in the field are comfortable with that.

                      GL
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                      • ngates815
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 12-01-09
                        • 13845

                        #12
                        Originally posted by King Mayan
                        I love getting my salad tossed too.

                        we should go out for dinner and maybe take a bottle of wine down by the ocean...jus sayin.
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                        • showtiime
                          SBR MVP
                          • 06-16-11
                          • 2850

                          #13
                          Tell her to go to hell, can't even begin to fathom the pain.

                          Clippers are your best friend here.
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                          • blackbeSSt
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 09-06-08
                            • 9398

                            #14
                            what should you do?



                            but, if you do it, have fun with a sweaty asshole
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                            • ngates815
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 12-01-09
                              • 13845

                              #15
                              Originally posted by blackbeSSt
                              what should you do?



                              but, if you do it, have fun with a sweaty asshole

                              So you've had this done before as well...What do you think some of the positives of it are?
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                              • Ra77er
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 06-20-11
                                • 10969

                                #16
                                Steve does the "guy friend' do the Brazilian thing?
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                                • ngates815
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 12-01-09
                                  • 13845

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Ra77er
                                  Steve does the "guy friend' do the Brazilian thing?


                                  Eww, you think steve is a gay?
                                  Thats just gross.
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                                  • Ra77er
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 06-20-11
                                    • 10969

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by ngates815
                                    Eww, you think steve is a gay?
                                    Thats just gross.

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                                    • ngates815
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 12-01-09
                                      • 13845

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Ra77er


                                      First post was too much to read from the clown steve. I can only deal with steve threads that take less than 20 minutes to read the first post.
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                                      • Ra77er
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 06-20-11
                                        • 10969

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by ngates815
                                        First post was too much to read from the clown steve. I can only deal with steve threads that take less than 20 minutes to read the first post.


                                        it is a novel
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                                        • Ra77er
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 06-20-11
                                          • 10969

                                          #21
                                          Summary of it is....G/F is banging another guy and Steve was looking for a nutsack....and now this thread happened
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                                          • ngates815
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 12-01-09
                                            • 13845

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Ra77er
                                            Summary of it is....G/F is banging another guy and Steve was looking for a nutsack....and now this thread happened

                                            Yikes, so he is a gay.

                                            But I've always been told "don't knock it til ya try it" so I'm sorry about my comment above saying being a gay is gross...That was inconsiderate of me, seeing that I've never been in that sort of situation YET.
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                                            • stevek173
                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                              • 03-29-08
                                              • 27598

                                              #23
                                              Messed up situation she ain't letting up keeps talking about how it's her body not mine anymore and how she can do whatever she wants with it. I knew going in that she is a strong person but I had no clue she could be so controlling.

                                              Not sure what to do here.

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                                              • King Mayan
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 09-22-10
                                                • 21326

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by ngates815
                                                we should go out for dinner and maybe take a bottle of wine down by the ocean...jus sayin.
                                                I would like that.
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                                                • paranoyd androyd
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 10-01-11
                                                  • 6459

                                                  #25
                                                  just shave it yourself down there with a beard trimmer (without the guard on it) every two weeks or so, feels great
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                                                  • Grits n' Gravy
                                                    Restricted User
                                                    • 06-10-10
                                                    • 13024

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by stevek173
                                                    Messed up situation she ain't letting up keeps talking about how it's her body not mine anymore and how she can do whatever she wants with it. I knew going in that she is a strong person but I had no clue she could be so controlling.

                                                    Not sure what to do here.

                                                    You are her little bitch. She's made that quite clear. She doesn't respect you as a man. Since she's already banging other guys, just move on. Sideloaded likes hairy sacks.
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