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  • warriorfan707
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 03-29-08
    • 13698

    #1
    YO SBR I got a confession to make... its time you all know the truth
    Ok. Lets just get it out in the open. I was abducted by aliens at the age of 7. The Niners had just come back to beat the Bengals 20-16 on that epic 92 yard drive. Montana to Taylor.

    So anyway that night I woke up, looked toward the door which was barely open and there was a small 4 foot figure standing just outside the barely open door. I kinda sat up in my bed wondering what it was because it didnt look like anyone in my family.

    The figure appeared to be peering in and just as I was about to scream and cover my head with my pillow I found I couldnt move a muscle, and this skinny creature rushed into the room. All I could make out was the silhouette.

    It took my blood and did medical experiments on me before the next thing I knew I felt like I was in some kind of doctors office. These things scraped my skin, and they seemed to speak with their eyes. "We wont harm you". They said. "Just do what we say". "Just do what we say".

    I told him to shut the fukk up and how dare you abduct me out of my room, Im a Niner fan and we just won the Super Bowl. The Bengals double teamed Rice and Montana found Taylor. How dare you do this to us?

    Needless to say, they were not amused.

    The door opened and a young alien female entered. She looked half human, half alien, Big , nice legs, etc. I was only 8 years old but I was turned on. I bitchslapped the male aliens and told them to get the fukk out or we are gonna have a serious beef here in a minute. After looking into my eyes and seeing I was serious they seemed to realize not to fukk with human mating rituals and tucked their tails between their legs ans scurried out the door into some other part of their spaceship.

    To make a long story short, I lost my virginity to this alien. Not gonna lie, it was a pleasurable experience. I'll never forget, when I was done she pointed to her stomach, then to the stars and and walked out as if saying to me "I am going to bear your child". I just told her to shut the fukk up and bring me something to eat, pounding her for 10 minutes straight made me hungry as hell. The alien left, but never came back with any food or anything.

    Anyway the next thing I remember I was back in my room laying in bed thinking the whole thing was a dream until I could still smell the stench of the aliens pussy all over me. Thats when I realized it wasnt a dream. I have never told anyone this, until today.

    So ya pretty much ever since then I havent been the same.

    Thanks for listening and GL on your plays.
  • Kindred
    SBR MVP
    • 09-09-08
    • 2901

    #2
    wouldn't expect anything less from a "niner" fan
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    • Brock Landers
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 06-30-08
      • 45359

      #3
      whatever the fuk that all is
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      • brettels
        SBR MVP
        • 11-04-10
        • 3376

        #4
        Get your story straight! Were you 7 or 8? FAIL
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        • Smoke
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 10-09-09
          • 48111

          #5
          kill yourself
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          • warriorfan707
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 03-29-08
            • 13698

            #6
            Originally posted by brettels
            Get your story straight! Were you 7 or 8? FAIL
            typo, I was 8

            Was the night the Niners beat the bengals to win their 3rd SB
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            • Blissit02
              SBR Wise Guy
              • 07-16-11
              • 710

              #7
              This is disturbing
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              • Br0nxer
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 03-25-11
                • 13665

                #8
                Originally posted by Smoke
                kill yourself
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                • warriorfan707
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 03-29-08
                  • 13698

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Smoke
                  kill yourself
                  you want to get buried again?





                  You are fukkin with the wrong megaladon son
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                  • BIGDAY
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 02-17-10
                    • 48245

                    #10
                    This could get interesting
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                    • opie1988
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 09-12-10
                      • 23429

                      #11
                      Warrior......am I missing something with this story?

                      I'm a little confused here, pal.
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                      • warriorfan707
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 03-29-08
                        • 13698

                        #12
                        What is there to be confused about?

                        I lost my virginity to an extratrrestrial biological entity at the tender age of 8. She had fairly nice breast and may have been half human.
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                        • BIGDAY
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 02-17-10
                          • 48245

                          #13
                          Warrior, pal, all I want to know is wheather I should tail or fade you for the upcoming baseball season.
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                          • warriorfan707
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 03-29-08
                            • 13698

                            #14
                            My lifetime posted record for MLB is 59% and + over 600 Units over 3+ years

                            This exhibition I am 8-3 +7 Units with Royals +107 pending right now

                            I am a walking baseball encyclopedia
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                            • Ghenghis Kahn
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 01-02-12
                              • 19734

                              #15
                              if you like rooster it's your prerogative.
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                              • BIGDAY
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 02-17-10
                                • 48245

                                #16
                                Originally posted by warriorfan707
                                My lifetime posted record for MLB is 59% and + over 600 Units over 3+ years

                                This exhibition I am 8-3 +7 Units with Royals +107 pending right now

                                I am a walking baseball encyclopedia
                                Rock on. Bol with the Royals.
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                                • TRE1968
                                  SBR Sharp
                                  • 08-09-09
                                  • 425

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by warriorfan707
                                  Ok. Lets just get it out in the open. I was abducted by aliens at the age of 7. The Niners had just come back to beat the Bengals 20-16 on that epic 92 yard drive. Montana to Taylor.

                                  So anyway that night I woke up, looked toward the door which was barely open and there was a small 4 foot figure standing just outside the barely open door. I kinda sat up in my bed wondering what it was because it didnt look like anyone in my family.

                                  The figure appeared to be peering in and just as I was about to scream and cover my head with my pillow I found I couldnt move a muscle, and this skinny creature rushed into the room. All I could make out was the silhouette.

                                  It took my blood and did medical experiments on me before the next thing I knew I felt like I was in some kind of doctors office. These things scraped my skin, and they seemed to speak with their eyes. "We wont harm you". They said. "Just do what we say". "Just do what we say".

                                  I told him to shut the fukk up and how dare you abduct me out of my room, Im a Niner fan and we just won the Super Bowl. The Bengals double teamed Rice and Montana found Taylor. How dare you do this to us?

                                  Needless to say, they were not amused.

                                  The door opened and a young alien female entered. She looked half human, half alien, Big , nice legs, etc. I was only 8 years old but I was turned on. I bitchslapped the male aliens and told them to get the fukk out or we are gonna have a serious beef here in a minute. After looking into my eyes and seeing I was serious they seemed to realize not to fukk with human mating rituals and tucked their tails between their legs ans scurried out the door into some other part of their spaceship.

                                  To make a long story short, I lost my virginity to this alien. Not gonna lie, it was a pleasurable experience. I'll never forget, when I was done she pointed to her stomach, then to the stars and and walked out as if saying to me "I am going to bear your child". I just told her to shut the fukk up and bring me something to eat, pounding her for 10 minutes straight made me hungry as hell. The alien left, but never came back with any food or anything.

                                  Anyway the next thing I remember I was back in my room laying in bed thinking the whole thing was a dream until I could still smell the stench of the aliens pussy all over me. Thats when I realized it wasnt a dream. I have never told anyone this, until today.

                                  So ya pretty much ever since then I havent been the same.

                                  Thanks for listening and GL on your plays.
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                                  • greenhippo
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 02-15-12
                                    • 9091

                                    #18
                                    End of August last year you were up 30U, so in the last 2 months of last season and the two years prior you were up no less than 570U? Which is to say you were up about 270-280U on average the previous two years? But only 30 through August?
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                                    • ThaTopMoron
                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                      • 04-30-10
                                      • 27020

                                      #19
                                      someone's got too much free time

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                                      • MagicDiceFlow
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 01-15-12
                                        • 4585

                                        #20
                                        wf707, you're a Baskets wannabe without the humor ....which community college did you get your associates in humor from.....Lehigh?
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                                        • warriorfan707
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 03-29-08
                                          • 13698

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by greenhippo
                                          End of August last year you were up 30U, so in the last 2 months of last season and the two years prior you were up no less than 570U? Which is to say you were up about 270-280U on average the previous two years? But only 30 through August?
                                          2010 when sf won the ws I won 440 Units
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                                          • Grits n' Gravy
                                            Restricted User
                                            • 06-10-10
                                            • 13024

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by BIGDAY
                                            Warrior, pal, all I want to know is wheather I should tail or fade you for the upcoming baseball season.
                                            Anyone with warrior in name is an automatic fade Big Day.
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                                            • warriorfan707
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 03-29-08
                                              • 13698

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Grits n' Gravy
                                              Anyone with warrior in name is an automatic fade Big Day.

                                              Go ahead and fade me you worthless phaggot

                                              Will be fun to see you go homeless just like you belong
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                                              • DOMINATER
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 12-10-09
                                                • 3698

                                                #24
                                                Warrior the only thing thats off,is that you could ejaculate at 7.
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                                                • warriorfan707
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 03-29-08
                                                  • 13698

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by DOMINATER
                                                  Warrior the only thing thats off,is that you could ejaculate at 7.








                                                  Most dont know thia, but I went through puberty when I was still in the womb. I was born with a hairy chest.
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                                                  • Grits n' Gravy
                                                    Restricted User
                                                    • 06-10-10
                                                    • 13024

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by warriorfan707
                                                    Go ahead and fade me you worthless phaggot

                                                    Will be fun to see you go homeless just like you belong
                                                    Please start a thread with all of your plays so I can fade. Thanks.
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                                                    • warriorfan707
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 03-29-08
                                                      • 13698

                                                      #27
                                                      go to the mlb forum and fade away punk

                                                      and post tickets or stfu

                                                      you're nothing but a punk bitch just like half this forum, just spewing nonsense from the safety of your trailer
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                                                      • a4u2fear
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 01-29-10
                                                        • 8147

                                                        #28
                                                        If aliens are so smart, would they really be monkeying around with a pre pubescent ? Funny
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                                                        • Marv001
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 02-27-10
                                                          • 1147

                                                          #29
                                                          This should be an interesting baseball season with all the big trades, pujols, fielder, Pineda, etc.
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