Might be going out with my former teacher tommorrow

MoneyLineDawg · 03-03-12, 03:31 AM

Originally posted by ttwarrior1

she is like 54, i plan on hitting it, she's like 5 '8 and 250 and looks like kirsty alley or that chick from designing women. She was my english teacher in high school and still looks about the same.Monster hooters too.
Bumped into her at the gas station and see her at the gym from time to time. Of course it was my green under armour shirt and biceps and magnetic personality that got me the date.

Ive had a hard on now for about 3 hours straight. Trying to decide if i should jerk it since ive jerked it everyday multiple times since like 1985. I think i missed 2 jerkoff sessions in all my life.

Ive already decided im going down on her. I would make a vid, but i better now. I wonder if she needs any bricks under the bed.

Maybe i can post her pic on here if i can find one. I think she has a ad on match.com

Get us a pic

TTWarrior you better hit that.....big money on riding on who gets laid first between you and JJ

The sharps are pounding TT overnight

CanuckG · 03-03-12, 03:32 AM

Okay there JJ

wtf · 03-03-12, 03:53 AM

at least she is a woman

jj loves riding the baloney pony

Smoke · 03-03-12, 08:29 AM

Just don't sit on her face

sickler · 03-03-12, 08:43 AM

And then TT woke up.

That is one twisted fantasy/wet dream

Wrigley · 03-03-12, 08:52 AM

remember TT passed on a hot chick last week because she had a tattoo, hopefully this blow up teacher doll he purchased does not come with tats

sickler · 03-03-12, 08:56 AM

Originally posted by Wrigley

remember TT passed on a hot chick last week because she had a tattoo, hopefully this blow up teacher doll he purchased does not come with tats

Where was the tat situated? A well-placed low key tramp stamp is fine, popeye forearm tat isn't

Wrigley · 03-03-12, 08:59 AM

Originally posted by MoneyLineDawg

Get us a pic

TTWarrior you better hit that.....big money on riding on who gets laid first between you and JJ

The sharps are pounding TT overnight

I think JJ scores at the bash posters will buy him a escort, Give me JJ for the house Max

WvGambler · 03-03-12, 09:09 AM

5'8 250?!? Sickening

eidolon · 03-03-12, 09:13 AM

Talking about twins? Both twins are 5'8" and total weight is 250?

sickler · 03-03-12, 09:21 AM

Originally posted by eidolon

Talking about twins? Both twins are 5'8" and total weight is 250?

No, TT likes 'em hefty.

He's well stocked on flour

Matches Malone · 03-03-12, 09:31 AM

Someone new must be posting under the tt handle. This doesn't read like a warrior type post.

JohnGalt2341 · 03-03-12, 09:35 AM

Didn't you hook up with a different heavy set Kirstie Alley looking woman a while back?

bswagos · 03-03-12, 09:47 AM

What is this might? Either you are or you aren't.

mike-dub · 03-03-12, 09:50 AM

dont all 250 pound women have monster hooters?

sickler · 03-03-12, 09:55 AM

Originally posted by bswagos

What is this might? Either you are or you aren't.

It hinges on whether or not he has enough bricks to put under his bed

Weems2k · 03-03-12, 10:27 AM

Ive had a hard on now for about 3 hours straight. Trying to decide if i should jerk it since ive jerked it everyday

Remember. Anything longer than 4 hrs, you should see your doctor immediately, so they say.

OverThat · 03-03-12, 11:11 AM

Originally posted by sickler

And then TT woke up.

That is one twisted fantasy/wet dream

you must ruin everything

DOMINATER · 03-03-12, 12:58 PM

warrior are you a 25 or 30 year old guy I have no idea. I think I remember you said you live in Manhatten right? well good luck, shes a big lady. very sweet .

ttwarrior1 · 03-03-12, 02:15 PM

u looked in a mirror lately wv? i think your weight scale is broke

COYLO · 03-03-12, 02:17 PM

he's 400lb and lives in KY with his mom

flyingillini · 03-03-12, 03:13 PM

Release in the hyna

ttwarrior1 · 03-03-12, 03:22 PM

actually im 330 now and 39

showtiime · 03-03-12, 05:28 PM

5 8' & 250 pounds? I wonder why she doesn't teach P.E

ttwarrior1 · 03-03-12, 06:25 PM

actually did coach pe at one time

Weight has nothing to do with knowledge

COYLO · 03-03-12, 06:54 PM

TT have you ever been with a woman???

Grits n' Gravy · 03-03-12, 07:13 PM

In other news, all buffets in Kentucky have closed early tonight due to impending visits from warrior and his moo-cow.

330 and 250! You two should join WWE as a tag team.

hels · 03-03-12, 08:56 PM

250 pounds? How many chins does she have?

hels · 03-03-12, 08:57 PM

Originally posted by Grits n' Gravy

In other news, all buffets in Kentucky have closed early tonight due to impending visits from warrior and his moo-cow.

330 and 250! You two should join WWE as a tag team.

they might break the ring.

YouHave2outs · 03-04-12, 03:04 AM

COYLO · 03-04-12, 08:54 AM

the tide wouldn't even take that out

DOMINATER · 03-04-12, 01:43 PM

warrior good luck with her ,are you taking her out on a date or are you going to get right to the main course.

showtiime · 03-04-12, 06:45 PM

Originally posted by COYLO

the tide wouldn't even take that out

JMobile · 03-05-12, 01:57 AM