does your wife fart infront of you?

sickler · 03-01-12, 12:54 AM

Does she laugh after she lets one rip?

nick86 · 03-01-12, 12:54 AM

no not at all. did your wife fart on you? im very curious.

Big Bear · 03-01-12, 12:56 AM

not married just wondering this chick at work is always farting and laughing about it

nick86 · 03-01-12, 12:58 AM

Originally posted by Big Bear

not married just wondering this chick at work is always farting and laughing about it

does the smell of rotten eggs turn you on?

Vortexx00 · 03-01-12, 12:58 AM

Once in a while yes...your not alone brother..

sickler · 03-01-12, 08:22 AM

It means she's entirely comfortable doing anything in front of you. I bet she also picks her nose and flicks her clit when you're around.

milwaukee mike · 03-01-12, 08:25 AM

she farts in her sleep

but keep in mind my wife is a woman from wisconsin

sickler · 03-01-12, 08:39 AM

Big Bear, send the wife this greeting:

sickler · 03-01-12, 08:40 AM

Dutch · 03-01-12, 09:32 AM

Took my gf a couple of years before she would let it rip.

WvGambler · 03-01-12, 10:23 AM

Been together since I was 20. I'm 30 now, and she still doesn't. Thank GOD.

Big Bear · 03-01-12, 12:49 PM

thats how i feel wv gambler lol . i know this was a odd topic but my office is bizzare thats all these people talk about. They love farting guys and girls and make jokes about it all day at work.

major turnoff to me. the worst would be if a chick farted while having sex

Dutch · 03-01-12, 12:55 PM

Originally posted by Big Bear

the worst would be if a chick farted while you were going down on her

Fixed for obviousness.

boxcutter · 03-01-12, 03:01 PM

lol, they claim that being able to fart and take a crap around one another is a sign of true love.lol

OverThat · 03-01-12, 03:20 PM

sure

and I can tell you that my wife fart smells like a rose

samdapatriotsfan · 03-01-12, 03:21 PM

Yea, because girls do not fart or poop huh?

Prudes..........

my wife let's em rip and we laugh about it. She is still sexy to me, but I guess to each his own.

flyingillini · 03-01-12, 04:38 PM

My wife told me she would stop farting in front of me if I would stop releasing to Daddy's threads. She often catches me with shaft in hand when I don't hear her come in. I used to get embarrassed but now it's a running joke we have.

a4u2fear · 03-01-12, 05:50 PM

Never, and she claims she has never ever farted, pretty bizarre

warriorfan707 · 03-04-12, 06:49 PM

Remind me to never get married. If my wife farted in front of me I would not say a word, pack my bags and leave right then and there.

stevenash · 03-04-12, 06:52 PM

Originally posted by warriorfan707

Remind me to never get married. If my wife farted in front of me I would not say a word, pack my bags and leave right then and there.

Not me, I always say "that's my girl !"